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07/02/2011 08:10 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Monsanto Working on Alternative Fuel Sources. CEO head of Monsanto Hugh Grant said in a press release today that they were working on developing a new kind of fuel made from the blood of dead Indian Cotton Farmers and Children. He said that they were excited about this step in a new direction with regards to alternative energy sources and that they were working on genetically modifying the fuel by injecting it with the blood of Mexican Corn Growers. He said that at this point in time Mexican Corn Growers blood was in short supply and that they were working on acquiring it by secretly bastardizing their seed with genetic mutations. "We're confident that this fuel will flow freely." he said. "It must because my new boat runs on it!" Death is always around the corner, but often our society gives it inordinate help.
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07/02/2011 08:11 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Monsanto Working on Alternative Fuel Sources. First day of Chinese ownership and Monsanto is already making leaps towards a better image for the company!
Thank you China! |
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07/02/2011 08:14 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Monsanto Working on Alternative Fuel Sources. [ link to www.youtube.com] Monsanto is one of the worst companies in human history. |
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07/02/2011 11:13 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Monsanto Working on Alternative Fuel Sources. |
