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how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?

 
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how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
Like really? anyone with experience
if you were to take a piss test
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
I found a link is more specific but I always go for the 20 - 30 days depending on the person.


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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
6 months...
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
30 days.
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
30 days if tested by urine.
Close to half a year if done by a hair or blood sample.

Do an Ixquick.com search on the subject if you are paranoid, or Google if you feel brave.

Be well.
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
1 week. that's a fact. take a laxative if you think you're cutting is close.

7 days is all it takes to pass a piss test. probably a little less.
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
it's possible to pass a piss test after 2-3 days. just drink LOADS of water the day before and the day of the test. ingest loads of vitamin b (i think) like 2 hours before the test to get yellow urine. been some time since for me tho..
google will probably have more answers.
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
vitamin b? thats a new one
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
3-90 days depending if you are an extremely light smoker...once a month to a extreme smoker breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
I'm a light (Ocassional) smoker. I tested negative about two-three weeks after I last smoked...clean as a whistle.
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
Depends on how much you smoke and how long you have been smoking.

If you have smoked regularly for years, you most likely have it bound up in the body fat cells.

You hear many cases of people who are cleaning up for say parole and probation and have honestly not smoked, still the test comes back positive.

In most of those cases the person is losing weight, burning fat thus releasing detectible levels of THC into the blood stream.

Most people don't know that this can be the medical cause for test failure, thus do not pursue the matter.
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
Like really? anyone with experience
if you were to take a piss test
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I have experience OP. It takes no more than 45 days to pass a piss test after you stop. It takes no more than 6 months to pass a hair follicle test after you stop. If they can't get a 3 cm long piece of hair from your head they will get it from your arm pits. If your hair grows fast you might get by with 4 months but that might be risky.

For the sake of being employable it is best to stop smoking weed.
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
Like really? anyone with experience
if you were to take a piss test
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I did a confirmed 25 days without any special techniques and no exercise, no attempt at all to alter outcome.

It is possible to shorten that time with fat burning type exercise, drinking extra water, and taking vitamins (can't remember which ones). The newer panels and labs are getting pretty clever at deterrent detection from what I hear.

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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
it's possible to pass a piss test after 2-3 days. just drink LOADS of water the day before and the day of the test. ingest loads of vitamin b (i think) like 2 hours before the test to get yellow urine. been some time since for me tho..
google will probably have more answers.
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Yeah what this guy says is true. you can also go to the head shop or whatever it is called now and ask for the stuff you can drink 1/2 hr before you think you might get a p-test. now we are only talking about p-tests. Hair or blood I dont know what it will take.
They also have these new instant swipes where they use these small strips to swipe all your stuff, like your hands, nose, credit cards, all of the inside of your car, to find traces of THC or cocaine or any drug.
Remember that from now on compliance is the name of their game. Be very wary of this word "compliance".
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
11 years..
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
Depends on how much you smoke and how long you have been smoking.

If you have smoked regularly for years, you most likely have it bound up in the body fat cells.

You hear many cases of people who are cleaning up for say parole and probation and have honestly not smoked, still the test comes back positive.

In most of those cases the person is losing weight, burning fat thus releasing detectible levels of THC into the blood stream.

Most people don't know that this can be the medical cause for test failure, thus do not pursue the matter.
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I believe this. One of my girlfriends quit smoking after smoking constantly all day for years. She said she got buzzed from workouts from the THC being released. hmmmm.
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If they send it off to a lab like they did mine, they'll get past most "tricks". The labs are getting pretty good.
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
depends on:

amount consumed
body fat content
rate of metabolism

3-5 to 20-30 days
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
30 days is what Ive heard.
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
Also remember it is stored in your hair for something like 3 months if not longer.
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
Oh yeah, and exercise,exercise,exercise.
I skateboard alot so I can pass them quickly by drinking alot of liquids, b vitimes, & drinking that shit from the bong shop.
But my advice is if you got something serious to do stop smoking for awhile. It's all good.
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?

I believe this. One of my girlfriends quit smoking after smoking constantly all day for years. She said she got buzzed from workouts from the THC being released. hmmmm.
 Quoting: Dr. House


Could be an ordinary release of endorphins?
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
I haven't smoked in like a year and I'm craving some but I'm about to get tested at work soon.
I would smoke just a little on the weekend, but I think I'm gonna wait until I get tested, I don't wanna lose my job.
Thanks.
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
get someones urine that is 'clean'

...dehydrate/distill into a powder or extract

...drink loads of water before hand

...put that extract into your pee cup and mix with your watery urine.

reason for the urine extract is they will tell you to retest if they think the urine is watered down.

But the urine must also be close to body temperature so don't add too much extract, only enough to make the normal amount. It might help to warm it up first and then keep it close to your body temp by strapping it onto your dick.
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If you're working at a job that requires random urine tests, QUIT!
"Buy the ticket, take the ride."
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
Wait till you get tested, then blow down the next day. Drink a lot of water it will be out of your system in a couple weeks, depending on your weight
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
Like really? anyone with experience
if you were to take a piss test
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1338382


7 weeks to bring it right down. 2 or 3 weeks to bring it down

to the level required to operate mining machinery in

Australia.2 or 3 days to pass a roadside saliva test.
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
i don't know.
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07/03/2011 01:26 AM
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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
it's possible to pass a piss test after 2-3 days. just drink LOADS of water the day before and the day of the test. ingest loads of vitamin b (i think) like 2 hours before the test to get yellow urine. been some time since for me tho..
google will probably have more answers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1344465


Yeah what this guy says is true. you can also go to the head shop or whatever it is called now and ask for the stuff you can drink 1/2 hr before you think you might get a p-test. now we are only talking about p-tests. Hair or blood I dont know what it will take.
They also have these new instant swipes where they use these small strips to swipe all your stuff, like your hands, nose, credit cards, all of the inside of your car, to find traces of THC or cocaine or any drug.
Remember that from now on compliance is the name of their game. Be very wary of this word "compliance".
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what these guys said...you would have to drink alot of water and/or cranberry juice.but remember to much of anything can kill you, even water..yes pot is in fat cells...but fat cells are made up of mostly water...so drinking more water will keep your body from dehydration and burning fat cells..if your piss is clear, its a good indication you are not burning fat cells with vitamins and u have cleared your kidney and bladder...

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Re: how long does it takes for thc to get out of your body?
THC is like radiation. It has a half life. The first month you loose about 90% of it but the rest takes an awful long time to leave, and it still comes out in your hair.


However! this is the best way to pass a piss test.

Get used to drinking water.

When you wake up, down a liter of spring water before breakfast. Drink another liter after that some time soon. Keep drinking water all day.

This does 2 things for you.

1, proper hydration is good for detoxing,but thc is fat soluable so its not going to clean you ,

2. Dilution solution to pollution. Even if you just smoked all last month some really dank nugs, if you drink so much water that your pissing every 10 minutes, nothing is going to be in that piss.

Its a little annoying to be the guy whos always drinking water and going to the bathroom, but its the best method, and easiest to cover up - Hey I just want to be hydrated. anyone who disagrees "wants you to dry up and die early" and turn it into some joke conspiracy, then people will let you drink so much water.
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I am a chronic smoker, smoked for over 10yrs straight and only good chronic. A couple years ago I got caught with possession and had to go clean for 90 days to get the charges dropped. If I went into the program clean and had no violations I would only have to do the 90 days as opposed to 6months. I stopped smoking 2 weeks before the first time I had to do a UA and I was clean going in and clean all the way through so was eligible for 90 day release. So if its for the courts make sure to go in clean, stop smoking at least 2weeks before your first UA and drink lots of water until you want to pee yourself 3 or so days prior and up until the test. But you need to make sure not to dilute yourself, you can do this by putting creatine supplements in your water, taking a few vitamin b complex pills an hour or so before you pee for the yellow color and like 5 rolaids an hour before and 5 more 30 minutes before so your urine has a good "specific gravity" check this out here...

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