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-=Vatican Recalling all Archbishops due to Elenin=-

 
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I am a layperson working for Opera Romana Pellegrinaggi ran by Father Atuire. It is the travel agency for the vatican. I work out details for bookings for flights and hotels for employees of the church(priests, students, laypersons, invited guests, etc). The Vatican last week ordered us to get travel arrangements for ALL Archbishops from around the world to Rome. They are to be in Rome by Oct. 10, through the 24. They indicated that if they arrive after the 17th, they are not to come and stay with their clergy.

Both recalling all the bishops and mandating the date and not to come if you miss the date has NEVER happened before. It should be noted, Elenin will be closest Oct. 17.
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Hmmmmmm:not good s:
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There's a conference on..

"The Catholic Bishops of Australia will travel to Rome in October 2011 on a spiritual pilgrimage designed to celebrate and strengthen their communion with the universal Church and the Successor of Peter, Pope Benedict XVI.

The pilgrimage is known as the 'Ad Limina Apostolorum' visit - or 'to the threshold of the Apostles' - and it will take place from 10-22 October 2011.

All Bishops who are charged with the leadership of a Diocese are required to make an Ad Limina visit every five years and present a report on the pastoral situation of the local Church. It is an important spiritual pilgrimage and a reminder of a local Bishop’s wider role in communion with the Bishops of the world. Due to the increasing number of Bishops in the world and the circumstances of the declining health of the late Pope John Paul II the visit was delayed two years.

[link to www.parra.catholic.org.au]
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Wow, thanks OP.

If true, wow.

If trollin'? Well you an A for originality.
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Thats a nice cover, we have done conferences before and the orders were never worded as strong as this. Normally its an invitation, this was an order.
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Probably to discuss openly telling the idiots that they really worship satan.
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There's a conference on..

"The Catholic Bishops of Australia will travel to Rome in October 2011 on a spiritual pilgrimage designed to celebrate and strengthen their communion with the universal Church and the Successor of Peter, Pope Benedict XVI.

The pilgrimage is known as the 'Ad Limina Apostolorum' visit - or 'to the threshold of the Apostles' - and it will take place from 10-22 October 2011.

All Bishops who are charged with the leadership of a Diocese are required to make an Ad Limina visit every five years and present a report on the pastoral situation of the local Church. It is an important spiritual pilgrimage and a reminder of a local Bishop’s wider role in communion with the Bishops of the world. Due to the increasing number of Bishops in the world and the circumstances of the declining health of the late Pope John Paul II the visit was delayed two years.

[link to www.parra.catholic.org.au]
 Quoting: kalamity kool


Maybe it's a cover lol!
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07/03/2011 11:01 PM
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They've probably gathered up all the homeless kids and war orphans from all the M.E. obama conflicts and are all converging for a big pedo orgy.
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07/03/2011 11:05 PM
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Re: -=Vatican Recalling all Archbishops due to Elenin=-
Different Elenin, not the little boy.
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I am a layperson working for Opera Romana Pellegrinaggi ran by Father Atuire. It is the travel agency for the vatican. I work out details for bookings for flights and hotels for employees of the church(priests, students, laypersons, invited guests, etc). The Vatican last week ordered us to get travel arrangements for ALL Archbishops from around the world to Rome. They are to be in Rome by Oct. 10, through the 24. They indicated that if they arrive after the 17th, they are not to come and stay with their clergy.

Both recalling all the bishops and mandating the date and not to come if you miss the date has NEVER happened before. It should be noted, Elenin will be closest Oct. 17.
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Don't worry. Soon Astronut will be here to run the calculations on how impossible it would be for all the clergy to come to the Vatican by that date. All his followers will breath easy.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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this seems like pure (though well-done) fabrication. but i feel compelled to bump it. why?
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this seems like pure (though well-done) fabrication. but i feel compelled to bump it. why?
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Re: -=Vatican Recalling all Archbishops due to Elenin=-
Complete misinformation as you would expect from them. The problem is the September 26th not so much the October 17th. There will be no flights after this date and anyway the Pope will probably be dead before then.
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Re: -=Vatican Recalling all Archbishops due to Elenin=-
I am a layperson working for Opera Romana Pellegrinaggi ran by Father Atuire. It is the travel agency for the vatican. I work out details for bookings for flights and hotels for employees of the church(priests, students, laypersons, invited guests, etc). The Vatican last week ordered us to get travel arrangements for ALL Archbishops from around the world to Rome. They are to be in Rome by Oct. 10, through the 24. They indicated that if they arrive after the 17th, they are not to come and stay with their clergy.

Both recalling all the bishops and mandating the date and not to come if you miss the date has NEVER happened before. It should be noted, Elenin will be closest Oct. 17.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1317081


Don't worry. Soon Astronut will be here to run the calculations on how impossible it would be for all the clergy to come to the Vatican by that date. All his followers will breath easy.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


ROFL


3, 2, 1....that was funny!



Seriously OP, perhaps the Pope wants to Consecrate Russia with all the Bishops? Or declare the 5th Marian Dogma? Or announce to the Bish. that SSPX will be regularized...
or the scandals, who knows except his inner circle?

Some of believe Elenin is a cover, just a comet, but the real thing they aren't talking about is bigger, much bigger...
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LISTEN to him....... it is true....
It will come to pass..
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bump for interest, finally a good thread
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The Pope is busting out his new spacecraft, the Vatican I. He's loading all his posse on board and they are going to start their cult on a new planet.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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The Pope is busting out his new spacecraft, the Vatican I. He's loading all his posse on board and they are going to start their cult on a new planet.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter



nnnnnNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!


keep him on THIS PLANET!!!!!
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Do they have to bring their favorite choirboy too?
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A likely story.
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bump for interest, finally a good thread
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1454351


This is one of those "signs".
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So, the Vatican and the Government will survive.

Why would anyone else want to survive?