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-=Vatican Recalling all Archbishops due to Elenin=-

 
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I am a layperson working for Opera Romana Pellegrinaggi ran by Father Atuire. It is the travel agency for the vatican. I work out details for bookings for flights and hotels for employees of the church(priests, students, laypersons, invited guests, etc). The Vatican last week ordered us to get travel arrangements for ALL Archbishops from around the world to Rome. They are to be in Rome by Oct. 10, through the 24. They indicated that if they arrive after the 17th, they are not to come and stay with their clergy.

Both recalling all the bishops and mandating the date and not to come if you miss the date has NEVER happened before. It should be noted, Elenin will be closest Oct. 17.
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Don't worry. Soon Astronut will be here to run the calculations on how impossible it would be for all the clergy to come to the Vatican by that date. All his followers will breath easy.
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Former catholic here:

My Mother showed me her catholic magazine series that talks about "The Great Warning"...

First of all, the front cover of this magazine gave me the chills--it depicted a tree and dark clouds and also--a single eye. This to me, had a hidden occult meaning.

Nothing in the Great Warning is biblical. Furthermore, it has Mary exalting herself. She is the mother of God and to be honored but never should she or would she take the focus off of Jesus.

We do not become saved by joining or being a member of the catholic church. The thief on the cross was saved by accepting Jesus as the Son of God. How can one give a church credibility when they had people pay for indulgences?
There are so many things wrong with the Catholic Church I don't even know where to begin. I have a personal relationship with Jesus.

The Bible says we are not given the spirit of fear. When calamity strikes, God will be with us no matter what. If we know what time it is on God's timetable, we have a blessed assurance that He will always be with us. If I have accepted Jesus Christ, I am not fearful. The Great Warning instills fear and if you know Christ, there is nothing to fear.

To the catholic on this post who says we need the catholic church: You need to wake up and realize that the Pope sits on a throne with an upsidedown cross. The biggest satanic symbol of all. I've also seen this upsidedown cross in previews of hollywood movies. It is blatant. Wake up and run from the catholic church.
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Go to Confession Ac 14558.. Tell the priest you've
been away from the faith, He will help you make a good
Confession. Then, attend Holy Mass on Sunday to receive
the Eucharist. With the help of God's grace from both Communion and Confession and your own prayers, you need a daily prayer life...you will know in your soul, you have done right thing.

Your objections to Catholicism have been explained many times at GLP.

The Bible says a lot of things you ignore so don't use
the written Word given to you by the Catholic Church as
your authority...please.

Take the time to read the OP. might be better, the second or third paste of it, I corrected some typos I noticed.

Jesus is imploring you, me, everyone to
accept the gift of the Great Warning. Why would God not
do this? His greatest desire is to save souls. Our Lord
states here, if you start off wrong, especially with all that comes after the Great Warning...

Here, to read if you would...


.."Please children allow The Warning to save you all. Accept that this miracle will help save millions who, otherwise, would have been lost. But for those who do not want to change their lives they will chose the house of Satan. Without prayer there is no hope for them for they will forfeit the keys of the New Paradise on earth. Instead they will burn in the fires of Hell. If they knew where this the Evil Path is leading them do you think they would change their ways? Children please help them by telling them the truth. Pray to save their souls if they won't listen. For that is all you can do."


love,

Mary
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07/07/2011 01:03 PM
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Former catholic here:

My Mother showed me her catholic magazine series that talks about "The Great Warning"...

First of all, the front cover of this magazine gave me the chills--it depicted a tree and dark clouds and also--a single eye. This to me, had a hidden occult meaning.

Nothing in the Great Warning is biblical. Furthermore, it has Mary exalting herself. She is the mother of God and to be honored but never should she or would she take the focus off of Jesus.

We do not become saved by joining or being a member of the catholic church. The thief on the cross was saved by accepting Jesus as the Son of God. How can one give a church credibility when they had people pay for indulgences?
There are so many things wrong with the Catholic Church I don't even know where to begin. I have a personal relationship with Jesus.

The Bible says we are not given the spirit of fear. When calamity strikes, God will be with us no matter what. If we know what time it is on God's timetable, we have a blessed assurance that He will always be with us. If I have accepted Jesus Christ, I am not fearful. The Great Warning instills fear and if you know Christ, there is nothing to fear.

To the catholic on this post who says we need the catholic church: You need to wake up and realize that the Pope sits on a throne with an upsidedown cross. The biggest satanic symbol of all. I've also seen this upsidedown cross in previews of hollywood movies. It is blatant. Wake up and run from the catholic church.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1455887


Very good post.
One needs no one telling them what to believe and how to behave and what prayers to say and blah blah blah.
One can figure this out for oneself.

Then do the research into history.
Not just in one area, but of the entire world.
Who really thinks the entire world's events revolved around that little area?
What about the rest of the planet?
What about 5 thousand years ago in China? India?
The Northern and Southern Americas???
IS someone saying that the rest of the human population did not matter for thousands of years???

Do I really need some man in a fish hat telling me what I should or should not be doing??? NO, I don't.
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07/07/2011 11:12 PM
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No change in plans today
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I am a layperson working for Opera Romana Pellegrinaggi ran by Father Atuire. It is the travel agency for the vatican. I work out details for bookings for flights and hotels for employees of the church(priests, students, laypersons, invited guests, etc). The Vatican last week ordered us to get travel arrangements for ALL Archbishops from around the world to Rome. They are to be in Rome by Oct. 10, through the 24. They indicated that if they arrive after the 17th, they are not to come and stay with their clergy.

Both recalling all the bishops and mandating the date and not to come if you miss the date has NEVER happened before. It should be noted, Elenin will be closest Oct. 17.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1317081


Don't worry. Soon Astronut will be here to run the calculations on how impossible it would be for all the clergy to come to the Vatican by that date. All his followers will breath easy.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


ROFL


3, 2, 1....that was funny!



Seriously OP, perhaps the Pope wants to Consecrate Russia with all the Bishops? Or declare the 5th Marian Dogma? Or announce to the Bish. that SSPX will be regularized...
or the scandals, who knows except his inner circle?

Some of believe Elenin is a cover, just a comet, but the real thing they aren't talking about is bigger, much bigger...
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Elenin = Elohinu

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Wow, thanks OP.

If true, wow.

If trollin'? Well you an A for originality.
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interesting all bishops called home to do allan , well hes certainly in for the elenin event of his life
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07/08/2011 07:42 PM
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No change in plans today
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OP, interesting that Assisi II comes after this event

coincidence?
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Complete misinformation as you would expect from them. The problem is the September 26th not so much the October 17th. There will be no flights after this date and anyway the Pope will probably be dead before then.
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IF Elenin is our destroyer then you are most likely right. After late september nothing will ever be the same again.
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Pope is having a bug gathering of all religions in October for an announcement of justice and peace. Maybe the announcement will be a little more than originally thought.
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We have been asked to work the weekend, additional arrangements being made for the same event for non-clergy... "friends of the church". All to arrive Early October, whats really odd is that this gathering once again is only one-way tickets. Also, no hotel reservations made for these people which would be done through us. Normally we don't do accommodations for clergy, but for consultants, visiting scholars, etc. we usually do hotel.

There are about 400 friends of the church, we were told the church would make arrangements for them to reside within Vatican city. This is highly unusual and makes little sense as we know that most rooms in vatican city are occupied.
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We have been asked to work the weekend, additional arrangements being made for the same event for non-clergy... "friends of the church". All to arrive Early October, whats really odd is that this gathering once again is only one-way tickets. Also, no hotel reservations made for these people which would be done through us. Normally we don't do accommodations for clergy, but for consultants, visiting scholars, etc. we usually do hotel.

There are about 400 friends of the church, we were told the church would make arrangements for them to reside within Vatican city. This is highly unusual and makes little sense as we know that most rooms in vatican city are occupied.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1317081


Some nice touches you've been adding to your story, it works well!! tounge

//WildStyle
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Probably to discuss openly telling the idiots that they really worship satan.
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This is a true fact!: No joke. Look into it deep, you'll discover the truth...
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I am a layperson working for Opera Romana Pellegrinaggi ran by Father Atuire. It is the travel agency for the vatican. I work out details for bookings for flights and hotels for employees of the church(priests, students, laypersons, invited guests, etc). The Vatican last week ordered us to get travel arrangements for ALL Archbishops from around the world to Rome. They are to be in Rome by Oct. 10, through the 24. They indicated that if they arrive after the 17th, they are not to come and stay with their clergy.

Both recalling all the bishops and mandating the date and not to come if you miss the date has NEVER happened before. It should be noted, Elenin will be closest Oct. 17.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1317081


Ruh roh...



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Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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We have been asked to work the weekend, additional arrangements being made for the same event for non-clergy... "friends of the church". All to arrive Early October, whats really odd is that this gathering once again is only one-way tickets. Also, no hotel reservations made for these people which would be done through us. Normally we don't do accommodations for clergy, but for consultants, visiting scholars, etc. we usually do hotel.

There are about 400 friends of the church, we were told the church would make arrangements for them to reside within Vatican city. This is highly unusual and makes little sense as we know that most rooms in vatican city are occupied.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1317081


Some nice touches you've been adding to your story, it works well!! tounge

//WildStyle
 Quoting: WildStyle


it's quite well done. shame the first post conflates archbishops and bhishops -- which is it?
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The real Mccoy?

Thread: I have seen the inbound "Red Dragon" who pursues the child of the virgin: A black Hole

"I have seen the inbound "Red Dragon" who pursues the child of the virgin: A black Hole"


Elenin is not to be feared... but where in the sky Elenin is incoming is important. Elenin is a beacon to located the incoming Red Dragon...

The Red Dragon has massive effect on the Solar System.
It has profound gravitational effects.
It totally destroys the order of the solar system as it passes through.
It is nearly impossible to see.
It produces a lot of heat but not seen -- it has a profound infrared signature...
It will wipe out most life on Earth.
It will completely level modern civilization all the way back to a stone age existence...
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We have been asked to work the weekend, additional arrangements being made for the same event for non-clergy... "friends of the church". All to arrive Early October, whats really odd is that this gathering once again is only one-way tickets. Also, no hotel reservations made for these people which would be done through us. Normally we don't do accommodations for clergy, but for consultants, visiting scholars, etc. we usually do hotel.

There are about 400 friends of the church, we were told the church would make arrangements for them to reside within Vatican city. This is highly unusual and makes little sense as we know that most rooms in vatican city are occupied.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1317081


Why would the Vatican use a travel agency in the US?

Wouldn't they use an Italian travel agency?

Just sayin, cuz I can't tell if you are on the up and up or not....I'm getting the sense you are having fun at GLP followers expense.
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The travel agency checks out, google it, its the one they use.
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In addition, they use others in the US... and just about every other Western Country as well, depending on the need... but we are the official agency.


Did anyone pull the data and connect the dots from the Southern Hemisphere yet? Im leaving in early August. Mid August may be too late.
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There's a conference on..

"The Catholic Bishops of Australia will travel to Rome in October 2011 on a spiritual pilgrimage designed to celebrate and strengthen their communion with the universal Church and the Successor of Peter, Pope Benedict XVI.

The pilgrimage is known as the 'Ad Limina Apostolorum' visit - or 'to the threshold of the Apostles' - and it will take place from 10-22 October 2011.

All Bishops who are charged with the leadership of a Diocese are required to make an Ad Limina visit every five years and present a report on the pastoral situation of the local Church. It is an important spiritual pilgrimage and a reminder of a local Bishop’s wider role in communion with the Bishops of the world. Due to the increasing number of Bishops in the world and the circumstances of the declining health of the late Pope John Paul II the visit was delayed two years.

[link to www.parra.catholic.org.au]
 Quoting: kalamity kool


Maybe it's a cover lol!
 Quoting: HellsBells


Definitely a cover. And that's some nice info OP. Very interesting indeed.
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In addition, they use others in the US... and just about every other Western Country as well, depending on the need... but we are the official agency.


Did anyone pull the data and connect the dots from the Southern Hemisphere yet? Im leaving in early August. Mid August may be too late.
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Southern Hem, Antartica? Yes, i know the agency, it checks out. Somethings u said do jive (but i digress they are cracking down on Cleveland and soon Philly (rumor).
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Either the Chile desert observatories , the Kenyan one or most likely the South Pole, that Brother Guy C. was observing..."Jolliffe says that while at the South Pole Station, a Catholic religious brother, a scientist with the Vatican Observatory in Rome"

So what do u want us to do, ask for the visitors log?
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