To To or Too

The Educational system is obviously failing when a large number of the people who post on this site don't know the difference between to and too.

This is how it is:

"Too" can be used in 2 ways:
to mean "excessively" e.g. too far, too expensive
to mean "also" or "as well" e.g. Will you be skating too?

"To" is used in 2 ways:
to show direction e.g. He passed the ball to his brother
as part of a verb e.g. He wanted to read the new Harry Potter book.

eg. He/she went "to" the Peace Rally,which turned violent.

His/Her friend beat the shit out of someone that used the word "to" instead of "too" on a poster.

He/She got all excited and wanted to beat the shit out of someone too.

He/She said "this is "too" much, lets blow.

He/She lit a joint and His/Her friend said that was-

"too much"
"too way out"
"too heavy"
"too fuckin insane"

After the Doobie they went "to" the shop "to" buy munchies!

He/She ate way "too" much and had to go "to" the toilet and vomit.

All in all it was a pretty good day but with-
"too" much violence
"too" many drugs
and "too" much food.

Next time they should go "to" English class instead.

Got it?