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I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.

 
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I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
What specific question should he ask her, so she can confirm without going against her vow to secrecy?

Im serious. this is very important. what question should he ask?

do you think she is in the know?
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
I think the way he words the question is very important

Should he say , blink once if planet x / nibiru / comet elenin is about to cause the earth great cartographic harm, or blink 2 times if there is no danger.

any ideas?
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
dont tell me the ss will be knocking on my door any min?
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
come on people
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Which 'Uncle' is this?
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Is your wealthy friend the coach of her lesbian softball team?
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Is your wealthy friend the coach of her lesbian softball team?
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cruise

that was quite funny, but please how would you ask the question if you had the chance?
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Which 'Uncle' is this?
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its a friend, not an uncle

please how would you ask the question if you had the chance?
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Ask her if the TSA trains on their own children.
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Depends on how well they know each other and if it's just them lunching...what are the circumstances, just them and private or lots of people?

Ask if she's heard all these rumors about blah blah and then see how she reacts...then take it from there.
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Ask him to ask her who pays the lunch bill?
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
I also know a very wealthy friend of my uncle's gardener's cousin who lives in a cardboard box under a bridge and knows the vice president of the Illuminati.
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Ask him to ask her who pays the lunch bill?
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Very Wealthy Friend: So, Janet, are you in the know about Planet X, Nibiru and the reptilians on the moon or aren't you?

Janet Napolitano: Check please!!
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Ask her who cuts her hair

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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Use the term space anomalies

It is broad so she may secretly project with her answer what kind of "anomaly" it is.
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Very Wealthy Friend: So, Janet. What do you know about...the space anomalies?

Janet Napolitano: The space what?

Very Wealthy Friend: You know--wink, wink, nudge, nudge--the Space Anomalies? I know you can't answer out loud but hit your water glass with the fork once for yes and twice for no.

Janet Napolitano: CHECK PLEASE!!
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Even in a situation like this, always work from a position of STRENGTH! As respectfully as possible, infer that everyone knowledgeable already knows Nibiru is fact; but does she believe Elenin is a harbinger event?
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
I would respect the opinion of a wino MORE than that +#^%!(&**
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Ask her if any space anomalies are going to affect Earth over the next couple of years.
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i like that question much better than the blink once or blink twice. i think its a vaugue enough question for her to consider answering without possibly jepoardizing herself in anyway and who knows maybe she will volunteer a little more information. tell your friend to order her a bunch of drinks and then ask.
I couldn’t figure out whether the mushroom is the alien or the mushroom is some kind of technological artifact allowing me to hear the alien when the alien is actually light-years away, using some kind of Bell nonlocality principle to communicate. The mushroom states its own position very clearly. It says, ‘I require the nervous system of a mammal. Do you have one handy?’- Terence McKena
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Keep in mind that if it is classified she will not tell you the truth.

Watch her reaction to the question to find out what she knows.
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thats another good tactic. if he just drops the big question when shes least expecting it he might be able to get a good reaction out of her. i would ask her right as shes taking a drink and if she uncontrolably sprays it out of her mouth that would be a good confirmation.

Last Edited by YoU~€iT¥ <aka> abe on 07/04/2011 03:14 PM
I couldn’t figure out whether the mushroom is the alien or the mushroom is some kind of technological artifact allowing me to hear the alien when the alien is actually light-years away, using some kind of Bell nonlocality principle to communicate. The mushroom states its own position very clearly. It says, ‘I require the nervous system of a mammal. Do you have one handy?’- Terence McKena
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
If you are going to ask her about something that doesn't exist then ask her about Odrama's birth certificate.
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Use the term space anomalies

It is broad so she may secretly project with her answer what kind of "anomaly" it is.
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


Very Wealthy Friend: So, Janet. What do you know about...the space anomalies?

Janet Napolitano: The space what?

Very Wealthy Friend: You know--wink, wink, nudge, nudge--the Space Anomalies? I know you can't answer out loud but hit your water glass with the fork once for yes and twice for no.

Janet Napolitano: CHECK PLEASE!!
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Check please! that would be awsome. A definite confermation.
Thats funny.
I couldn’t figure out whether the mushroom is the alien or the mushroom is some kind of technological artifact allowing me to hear the alien when the alien is actually light-years away, using some kind of Bell nonlocality principle to communicate. The mushroom states its own position very clearly. It says, ‘I require the nervous system of a mammal. Do you have one handy?’- Terence McKena
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
I would go with space anomalie.
I couldn’t figure out whether the mushroom is the alien or the mushroom is some kind of technological artifact allowing me to hear the alien when the alien is actually light-years away, using some kind of Bell nonlocality principle to communicate. The mushroom states its own position very clearly. It says, ‘I require the nervous system of a mammal. Do you have one handy?’- Terence McKena
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Even in a situation like this, always work from a position of STRENGTH! As respectfully as possible, infer that everyone knowledgeable already knows Nibiru is fact; but does she believe Elenin is a harbinger event?
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Kidding aside--since there is no Nibiru and Napolitano has most likely never even heard of the theory, that would likely be the end of any serious discussion. Of course, if this is some kind of fundraising meeting who knows what she would go along with just to humor someone.
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
I would go with space anomalie.
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yeah I think you may be right.
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Approach the question this way : "Which assets should I sell so as to provide a campaign chest for ( her favorite candidate, political group, philanthropic organization, etcetera, )" and then add a list of properties and businesses from various locations around the world.

Be sure to cover topography by mentioning seaside and inland places as well as mountainous areas, and mines.

Don't over do it or you may receive a spray of mineral water as earlier posters warned. Stick with three, or at most four locations. Plan to actually follow through and provide financial support based on her advice; she will respect you.

It will cost your friend some folding money, but what if he senses that something frightful is suggested by her answers, mood or perhaps her insistence that he not go to the trouble until another time?

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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Approach the question this way : "Which assets should I sell so as to provide a campaign chest for ( her favorite candidate, political group, philanthropic organization, etcetera, )" and then add a list of properties and businesses from various locations around the world.

Be sure to cover topography by mentioning seaside and inland places as well as mountainous areas, and mines.

Don't over do it or you may receive a spray of mineral water as earlier posters warned. Stick with three, or at most four locations. Plan to actually follow through and provide financial support based on her advice; she will respect you.

It will cost your friend some folding money, but what if he senses that something frightful is suggested by her answers, mood or perhaps her insistence that he not go to the trouble until another time?
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well thought out

thanks

hf
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Approach the question this way : "Which assets should I sell so as to provide a campaign chest for ( her favorite candidate, political group, philanthropic organization, etcetera, )" and then add a list of properties and businesses from various locations around the world.

Be sure to cover topography by mentioning seaside and inland places as well as mountainous areas, and mines.

Don't over do it or you may receive a spray of mineral water as earlier posters warned. Stick with three, or at most four locations. Plan to actually follow through and provide financial support based on her advice; she will respect you.

It will cost your friend some folding money, but what if he senses that something frightful is suggested by her answers, mood or perhaps her insistence that he not go to the trouble until another time?
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well thought out

thanks

hf
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you should wait till you have her in bed then ask her when she is on her way back from heaven thats if you have the same skills that i have lol
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
eewww...however you spell that...
anyway... for the above subject line....1st she will laugh, then she will ask "are you serious?" then she will call security...
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
bump
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Re: I have a very wealthy friend that will be having a private lunch with janet napolitano. he is going to ask her about planet x , elenin , nibiru.
Poster 1050760,

Thanks for your appreciation, wanted to help. Please let us know the outcome, even if everything sounded easy going and innocuous. These folks are sharp and motivated, and their advisers are very good. This meeting should amount to nothing at all.

Last Edited by Mack on 07/09/2011 05:05 PM

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