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Virgin MEN this is HOW you can loose your VIRGINITY without having to have a sex partner!

 
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What the living hell are you people talking about??... forskin breaking on a man?.. w.t.f.... girls having a hymen, sure... but dude.. if you have strings of skin and shit on your dick, something is wrong with you..
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is this some kind of joke?
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actually it's true. There is a piece of skin there and it breaks during sex. For me it happened after having sex numerous times, my gf thought she was bleeding after but turned out it was me.

Cutting it yourself is a seriously stupid idea tho
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DOnt be a pussy man, Just give it that extra nudge and cut it yourself or it will like bleed every time you have sex!
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I must say I agree. If you were born with strings on your cock, you have some sort of problem. You make your pecker sound like a damn marionette or something.

I'll admit, I'm trying to humor this nonsense but I am seeing a lack of supporting information which is making it a bit hard to accept this as anything less than rubbish.
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Dude, That's kinda stupid. Where'd you get that?

I mean, look, strings on a penis? Something is surely wrong. I should know, I've studied human anatomy for four years.
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is this some kind of joke?
 Quoting: SpitefulGOD


actually it's true. There is a piece of skin there and it breaks during sex. For me it happened after having sex numerous times, my gf thought she was bleeding after but turned out it was me.

Cutting it yourself is a seriously stupid idea tho
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never have I encountered this phenomenon.
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Re: Virgin MEN this is HOW you can loose your VIRGINITY without having to have a sex partner!
Let me set this straight Virginity is Powerful

And the Reason many Men who have had sex with Women

And are Still Virgins are Still Virgins is Because

They are not People (i.e.) the sex partner

If the "Female" Does not have a SOL a SPYER and a WILL

Then the Man will not lose his virginity...

There are three signs of virginity in Men

One is the HYMEN in the Shaft of the Penis

Which reroutes The Semen through the Body

And The Second HYMEN mentioned in this Post

That Routes it into the Blood Stream.

(You can feel the HYMEN in the Shaft it feel like a HYMEN)

Technically speaking men produce their Stem Cells

In their Testicales, these then route their way with each Orgasm

Via Three Methods throughout the Body as well as the

The Normal Spackle (Though this contains very little to no seed in Virgins)

It's Technically a VERY Good for the Male body, as it allows

Them to Stay roughly at the shape of a 21ish year old for many decades, and longer if various Kama. Dharma. Sutra's and other techniques are employed.

The Invaders have many reasons for wanting there to be no virgins...

As WE, PEOPLE, MANKIND only Spill seed when there is the possibility of Procreation

Firstly Never Let a "Female" you are fucking stick any finger or device up your butt as if you are penetrating their chakra and they then "Do That' they penetrate your chakra and take that part of your Virginity.

As the "Aliens" Cannot "Naturally" or easily take the other

Two Virginities...

In Essence a Man Loses his Virginity Three Times.

It Never Goes All At Once and the Same for Women...

The Hymen for Women is Different but there are also three.

They Involve Chakra's and are tied to LIFE.

Both having Orgasms is Prefered as it works the same for

Men and Women in Life Extension via Stem and Root Cells.

Women if a man ever hits your G spot or Penetrates it

They are Raping You of your Virginity as these methods

All involve black magick of a sort or type, including

When the "Female" Hits you up the butt...

Don't let them Penetrate your Womb either, as theres

Another Virginity there as well...

Naturally Mankind only loses these Virginities out of

True Union and also only for the reason of the birth

Of a True Child, From Each's SOL SPIRIT WILL Ectera

as well as blood water and flesh.

But This does cut their life short as our bodies are now,

Though it Increases the the Strength and Growth of

Their Will Sol and Spirit, it Then Reverses.

As The Body Begins Focusing (The ATOM and CONSCIOUSNESS)

On Spiritual Growth now that a Child has been Born

As The Child Stays with those two Sols until their Death.

Their Invasion has taken many insidious turns

From Trying to get their Alien Abomiantions to our Sols

Via acheving sexual union with us, to merely eleminating

Our Virginity as it makes us extremely VIRAL, FERAL and POWERFUL Physically as well as in the first 6 dimensions

Which also makes our SOL, SPYER and WILL more VIRAL FERAL and POWERFUl

As there are really only about 300 Million of Us...

and around 9 Billion with SOL, SPYR and WILL

(Though they we are not all down here at the same time and expecially in Mankind bodies)

Essentially it's backwards, the Virgins are BERSERK

and thus the their focus on us losing it,

(Circumsision was Popularized to take the first virginity at the tip, the actual tora is about circumsizing YOUR HEART, As in KNOWING YOUR HEART, not about cutting your virginity off as that is the quickest way for the physical energy of your root chakra to enter your Blood)

This is why Men still CUM there just isn't any Seed,

But Also why most women don't SQUIRT, if your with a SQUIRTER that woman has had her virginity raped, as it's supposed to work the Opposite way...

In Any Event SEX is Powerful but there just aren't that many of us, you could fuck a 100,000 thousand of these things and wouldn't lose your virginity.

And COntinue to Go more and More Berserk.

The Mans Second Virginity by the way that HYMEN is Called the Banana Hammock and it's the same for Women

Losing this one results in the SQUIRT

Secondly if your with a man who cums or seams to cum

A COPIOUS AMOUNT

it's because he's using a clone body

Not a Man

or One whose lost ALL of his virginity which is very difficult to do these days

In Essence He Probably Has no Children and is dying an Early Death

But that does not make him more Viral than you

As Your Body is Using up Three Times as Much with your Orgasm

as He Puts out...

In Any Event You Ever Want to Levitate, Fly or Manifest the Merkabah your going to need to Upgrade your Virginity via sex... which is the Problem but if you want to be a Badass Physical Warrior, You need to Keep it as long as possible and then upgrade parts of it around the age of 27-33

There is Also a Way to Do this Reversed or Backwards

Focusing your Virginity of non Physical Force instead of Physical Mighty ectera

It's based on Instinct SPirit and SOul

I Am a Virgin and was Able to Manifest the Halo and Merkabah
As well as the Gravitational Fulcrum

By the Age of 27.

Though It isn't Losing your Virginity it's Upgrading It

If you Lose it, it's because someone Raped You

These things aren't lost through marriage and union, copulation or Fornication

They're Merely Transformed in various Ways

Go with the Trinity, ACE OF KINGS
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1455166

You've been studying up on this a great deal, haven't cha.......
you must be a catholic bishop or cardinal.....
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Re: Virgin MEN this is HOW you can loose your VIRGINITY without having to have a sex partner!
Fucking weirdos...

crazy
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Most of you people are Nucking Futs
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07/05/2011 04:25 AM
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I believe what the OP is talking about is the frenulum, which doesn't need to be altered unless it is too short and restricting foreskin movement. If that's happening, by no means should you do something stupid like cutting it with a pair of scissors. You need to go to a doctor and have a surgical procedure called Frenuloplasty preformed:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

I hope you haven't irreparably damaged your penis, OP.

lmao
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I believe what the OP is talking about is the frenulum, which doesn't need to be altered unless it is too short and restricting foreskin movement. If that's happening, by no means should you do something stupid like cutting it with a pair of scissors. You need to go to a doctor and have a surgical procedure called Frenuloplasty preformed:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

I hope you haven't irreparably damaged your penis, OP.

lmao
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bullish and lies
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I believe what the OP is talking about is the frenulum, which doesn't need to be altered unless it is too short and restricting foreskin movement. If that's happening, by no means should you do something stupid like cutting it with a pair of scissors. You need to go to a doctor and have a surgical procedure called Frenuloplasty preformed:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

I hope you haven't irreparably damaged your penis, OP.

lmao
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bullish and lies
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Pray tell, why is it "bullish and lies"? Only on GLP will you find someone willing to take a scissors to their own dick because they consider a simple medical procedure a conspiracy.
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may i know how much i must cut cause i saw a nerve or vein(i dont really know) between the glan and the foreskin im afraid to do things wrong!?
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Re: Virgin MEN this is HOW you can loose your VIRGINITY without having to have a sex partner!
WHat does virginity mean for MEN?

Is your foreskin still attacked to the tip of your penis with a red string of skin? If yes it means you are still a vigin. If you want to loose it you have to manually cut it with a sterilized scissor.

Even some that have already had sex may still be technically virgin as some vagina's are not tight enough to loosen it. SO technically some men are still virgins until they cut that string!

Ive actually had this problem when i told this girl i was going to have sex with that im not a virgin and she laughed when she saw my technically "virgin"penis and then left, Don't let this happen to you friend!
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or you could nearly rip it off shagging some bird outside a nightclub on a market stall that was closed for the night.

am i half a virgin?
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and here I am, thinking I lost my virginity 36 years ago, now what?
damned
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put your dick inbetween the zipper of your pent and close it straight away.... fucking skin wiill be fleeced ... GO FOR IT .. NOW
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Re: Virgin MEN this is HOW you can loose your VIRGINITY without having to have a sex partner!
OK wait a minute.... first thought for me was: I never had any 'string' on my penis at any point. I would remember this, because like EVERY guy on the planet, I have been fascinated with my own penis since I can remember. It's an awesome thing to have!

But then, with more thought on the subject, it doesn't make sense. The OP says you need to cut it with a sterilized scalpel or scissors to avoid infection. HOWEVER, this supposed string of flesh naturally tears during sex, INSIDE a vagina. Now, as much as I LOVE vaginas... there is NOTHING sterile about them.

So, with this information, I have to say....

bsflag
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lose, not loose
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sory lose*
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Re: Virgin MEN this is HOW you can loose your VIRGINITY without having to have a sex partner!
This is dumb, men dont need to lose anything

Once you stick your member IN thats it your no longer virgin

Only woman need to get their cherry popped...guess by who?

A Man
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This is dumb, men dont need to lose anything

Once you stick your member IN thats it your no longer virgin

Only woman need to get their cherry popped...guess by who?

A Man
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this thread is

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HolyCRAP! AC-1455166
that is some amazing info
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Yeah, redacted like a piece of shit.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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I lost my virginity on this thread by cutting my banjo string off. Thanks OP.
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What the living hell are you people talking about??... forskin breaking on a man?.. w.t.f.... girls having a hymen, sure... but dude.. if you have strings of skin and shit on your dick, something is wrong with you..
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cruise
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I Am a Virgin and was Able to Manifest the Halo and Merkabah
As well as the Gravitational Fulcrum

By the Age of 27.
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"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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Get a Catholic priest to chew it off with his teeth.

You might find one who'll do it for free.
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nah, that one's the rabbis....

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Pray tell, why is it "bullish and lies"? Only on GLP will you find someone willing to take a scissors to their own dick because they consider a simple medical procedure a conspiracy.


This is the best quote that I have read on GLP, too funny!
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thought it maybe a fleshlight add.
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Get a Catholic priest to chew it off with his teeth.

You might find one who'll do it for free.
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:jaysdown:
Abi ~

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1rof1 lmao popcorn scream popcorn gasp

scared popcorn slaphim timeout enguard

popcorn alone

Sorry, but this thread made me laugh...I am just wondering how many guys might actually do this..and when videos will start being posted of them actually doing it...silly men...God love ya...

Leave your little buddy alone..put the scissors down and step away from the penis...please!! ;)

You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~
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Just Simply Get A Girlfriend And Then Have Sex, Easier Than Cutting Skin Off Your Own Dick
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Confucious sez....man who operates on own penis has dick for doctor......

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