10 Reasons why GOD HATES NORWAY!

1, Norway's wealth is entirely based on luck. They just happen to have a lot of natural resources. Unlike countries where people have to actually work to achieve something, all Norway seems to do is tell everyone how amazing they think they are. Proverbs 12:24

2, Since no one in Norway knows how to work for a living everything is very filthy. It is not unusual to find used condoms in buses and dirty diapers inside the bus stop.

3, None of the sidewalks are ever shoveled. Ezekiel 4:12-13
The very crappy food in Norway is 30-40% more expensive than in Sweden and 57% more expensive than food in the rest of Europe. This is caused by a combination of extreme propaganda by Norwegian farmers and insane tax barriers (up to 500%) against foreign high quality food. Effectively this means all foreign food is banned from Norway to prevent people from figuring out what proper food tastes like. 2 Kings 18:27


4, Even though God punished Norway with at least nine severe harvest failures between 1740 and 1800, each resulting in a substantial rise of the death rate, they still refuse to admit that they are incapable of producing eatable food. Acts 12:23
Once someone from Norway happens to eat in a different country, they never want to return home. Which explains why Norway has the highest emigration rate in the world. Immigrants from Norway cause huge problems for the surrounding countries since they never learned to actually work for their money. Ezekiel 4:12-13


5, Norway's entire contribution the world consists of something called "black metal". A loud and noisy form of "music" consisting of filthy Goths having live anal sex on stage while they pierce eardrums with the most horrible sound on the planet. The picture on top of this article is how it looks. Note the upside down cross to mock our savior Jesus Christ. Norwegians don't consider black metal to be loud and noisy since all Norwegians are loud and noisy all the time. Everyone in Norway is born deaf. Psalm 65:7


6, In 1981, Norway became the first country in the world to enact a law that forbids Christians to practice their religion. With the false claim of preventing discrimination against homosexuals they made the Holy Bible illegal by amending Paragraph 349a of their Penal Code. The penalty for owning books telling the truth about gays, a.k.a. the Holy Bible, can be up to three years! Leviticus 20:13
Norway has the weakest penal system in the world. Instead of prisons they have extremely luxurious holiday villages where criminals are pampered like spoiled children. The only difference in "punishment" between light and heavy criminals is the size of the free flat screen television they get in their houses (yes houses, not rooms)! They claim their criminal system is the best in the world since criminals rarely try to escape. Go figure... Proverbs 6:16-19


7, The capital city, Oslo, is full of fag bars, festivals, and communities that support and teach men and women to have unprotected sex before noon and become unclean through their animal lusts. Romans 1:24–32
Norway’s hell bound God mocking Princess Märtha Louise, daughter of King Harald and Queen Sonja, mocks God by claiming she talks to angels in Heaven! M

Eh, a false prophet? Everything he claims could be true for all the western countries, not just Norway, I have travelled a bit. There are alot of things wrong in Norway, but diapers and garbage and bad food are not the most common shit (have he been in UK??? OR US, food and garbage, come on???) Our problems are sosial, and economic, since the difference between rich and poor are getting bigger, and people are getting buried in debt. Like most Europeans.

So I can conlude that Norway is as bad as all the other Europeans, hehe, and as a christian I despise false prophets like this. If someone will get burned during the end times, he is the first

And they took away the "christian paragraphe" in schools, so christianity couldn't be pushed on people, like before. We hade a state-church, and everybody was a member from birth. Not anymore. I'm not sure where this man gets his info from, very strange. I do agree on some of the things, but not as a Norwegian, more as a European. And if we are going to look at secret societies and Nazi-connections, Sweden is much-much worse... Their banking families did trade with the Nazis during the war, and we were occupied. Our so-called brothers...

Why spend time on this. Its like saying all americans are war-mongering fat republicans who love reality shows and hamburgers. I have met enough americans to know that this is a lie

OP - thanks for the link. That website is fun-knee. Talk about hate?

I like the post -"Women should NOT be allowed to drink alcohol" - ladies lay off the booze!

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My sweaters are gay?!? That is so cruel!

Everyone in Norway is gay and proudly shows this by wearing gay sweaters.

God doesn't HATE anything. But he does advise against certain behaviors.

"jacob i have loved, but esau i have hated."

I just went to check my closet for gay sweaters, and you would not believe what i saw when I opened the closet door. My sweaters were hanging in there, touching each other in all kinds of places. Two, maybe three, of them were all tangled up, in what to me, looked like a big sweaty gay love fest . I slammed the door shut as i could not look any more.It was horrible. I had no idea!

Anyone else experienced something like this before?

I went back to the closet five minutes later, i didn't dare open the door, but i tried to convince them to come out of the closet to talk. You probably guessed what happened, they gave me the silent treatment, and refused to come out.

I called my mom for help, she suggested i hang some bras and womens panties in between the gay sweaters. She somehow thought it would make the gay sweaters stop touching each other. You guys think it will help?

I also called my priest, he told me he had seen lots and lots of gay sweaters lately. He said my only hope was to pray the gay away!

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?
- Give it a Norwegian crew!


Two Norwegians got trouble with their car. The lights didn't work. They stopped, and one of them told his friend to check if the blinker worked. The friend went out and said:
- It works... It doesn't work... It works... It doesn't work... It works... It doesn't work..

"sex before noon"

Oh, the horror!

Hahahahaha

Time to let your sweaters comeout of the closet.

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The world hates us because we are the true Vikings !

The blond gene is recessive

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They are EVERYWHERE arrgghhh!

I LOOOOLed!

It's spreading like wildfire.. Norway better beware..

Obviously god hates Norway because the beer is soooo expensive there!!

(And I'm going to be there in 3 weeks, so better save up if I want a drink while I'm visiting.)

LOL

I bet the guy who wrote that is a GLP'er

You're wrong. God likes animals. The Norwegian don't. They bathe in the blood of whales. Appalling people. And so BORING, DULL, MORBID.
You can make it 11 now.

mclinking