Hindu astrologers are funny

I love how these european assholes who apparently "discovered planets" didn't take into consideration that the dirty hindus & their vedic astrology has a lineage of like 5,000 years.

ANYWAYS...

This amateur hindu astrologer told me:

"If you stay away from all addictions, stop overthinking and hard work, miracles will happen in your life!"

Two months later I overdosed and ended up in the hospital.

And the astrologer looked at me like I was crazy.

He was like.

*Hindu Accent"

"What did I tell you?"

"I said NO addictions, NO OVERTHINKING and HARD WORK! What did you do?"

"Ummm... I got addicted to methylone, I didn't stop thinking and I didn't do any hard work."

"Your horoscope says you have a danger with addictions"

tell me something I don't know asshole.