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Anonymous Coward
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Question about the banana
Im sure you guys have seen the Ray Comfort video about the banana, with him claiming that the yellow banana that we know today is proof of the existence of god

Is this the best you creationists can do? really?

You dumbasses do realize that the yellow banana is the result of artificial selection, directed by man?
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07/06/2011 10:23 AM
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Im sure you guys have seen the Ray Comfort video about the banana, with him claiming that the yellow banana that we know today is proof of the existence of god

Is this the best you creationists can do? really?

You dumbasses do realize that the yellow banana is the result of artificial selection, directed by man?
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Bananas flooding this thread in 3,2,1...

bdance

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07/06/2011 10:24 AM
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That fool has no idea about the truth that is...banana
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How do these asshats really believe this bullshit?
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Who the hell opens a banana from the bottom like that????
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07/06/2011 10:38 AM
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Nice.

According to ray's 'logic', what was done in that video is the equivalent of opening a can of soda from the bottom.
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Who the hell opens a banana from the bottom like that????
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only professionals..so you can use that little thing (tap?) to hold the banana cool2

hf
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Who the hell opens a banana from the bottom like that????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1456957


only professionals..so you can use that little thing (tap?) to hold the banana cool2

hf
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But it has the ridges for you to hold it, since its fruit sent from god.
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07/06/2011 10:44 AM
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bananas were made for monkeys and blackman , and whiteman hasnt any fruit made for him so this must mean were not liked at all ....hiding
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07/06/2011 10:47 AM
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AAAAAAAHHHHH

I, as an atheist, am defeated by your post. (HA HA ray!)
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But it has the ridges for you to hold it, since its fruit sent from god.
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look at the apes, they open it just like that



apes are smart than humans hmm
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But it has the ridges for you to hold it, since its fruit sent from god.
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look at the apes, they open it just like that



apes are smart than humans hmm
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That must be a satanic monkey.
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07/06/2011 10:55 AM
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did you all know the bannana is actually a berry?
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07/06/2011 10:59 AM
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all i can say to that video (kirk cameron and bananas) is WWWOOOOOOOWWWWWW, people actually made that video and thought their logic was strong/correct

this is what makes me baffle at human stupidity

and i do believe in GOD, just not their version, and the banana in no way proves a divine existence
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All you need to know about eating a banana sung by a half-naked banana!


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did you all know the bannana is actually a berry?
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That is surprising since they are not juicy. Did you know if you push your finger through the middle (from the top) the banana will divide into three separate pieces?
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Probably from the banana industry, I don't know. But I've had this bit a long time, since I grow a few "figs", as we call bananas.

BANANAS ! -- THE CURE FOR ALL ILLS ???
Bananas ! -- Believe it or not

If you want a quick fix for flagging energy levels, there is no better snack than a banana. Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose, combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.
Research has proved that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions making it a must to add to your daily diet.

Anemia:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect food for helping to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruits ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power:
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain trypotophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrate your system.

Heart-burn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body so if you suffer from heart-burn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system. Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods such as bananas every two hours to keep levels steady.

PMS:
Forget the pills. Eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronic ulcer cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a 'cooling' fruit that can lowe both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer, trypotophan.

Smoking:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking, as the high levels of Vitamin C, A1, B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water-balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be re-balanced with the help of a high potassium banana snack.

Strokes:
According to research in 'The New England Journal of Medicine' eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts:
Those keen on natural alternatives swear that, if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

So you see a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around.

So maybe its time to change that well-know phrase so that we say,
"A Banana a day keeps the doctor away!"
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did you all know the bannana is actually a berry?
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Did you also know that the non-altered banana has seeds? Its called a plantain.

The yellow banana as we know it is the result of man's intervention.
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He's the atheist nightmare.
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........The only bananas I like are the big brown ones between a black man's thighs!!!!
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