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BREAKING!!! TSA WARNS OF IMPLANT BOMBS!!!!

 
FyreStorm
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[link to www.latimes.com]

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The government has warned airlines that terrorists are considering surgically implanting explosives into people in an attempt to circumvent screening procedures, according to U.S. officials.

There is no indication of an immediate plot, but the new information could lead to additional screening procedures at the nation’s airports. Existing scanners would not necessarily detect bombs implanted under a person’s skin, experts said.

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May the incessant groping begin
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WARNING!!!

newsflash

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Janet Nepalotano **IS** a bomb!!!!
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How many threads does this need ?
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07/06/2011 01:10 PM
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ah ha! this is prb paving the way for boob gropings, to see if there is bombs in them boobs.
34c and larger, step into the boob groping line please....
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07/06/2011 01:11 PM
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How many threads does this need ?
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many, it's all about BOOBS.
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07/06/2011 01:19 PM
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[link to www.latimes.com]

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The government has warned airlines that terrorists are considering surgically implanting explosives into people in an attempt to circumvent screening procedures, according to U.S. officials.

There is no indication of an immediate plot, but the new information could lead to additional screening procedures at the nation’s airports. Existing scanners would not necessarily detect bombs implanted under a person’s skin, experts said.

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May the incessant groping begin
 Quoting: FyreStorm


Its all about MONEY - DHS Head Chertoff Got 350 Million Dollar Contract Advising Govt X-Ray


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07/06/2011 01:21 PM
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How many times do we have to say it:

DON'T FLY
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07/06/2011 01:25 PM
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lol...Now TSA can stick their hands and arms ALL the WAY up YOUR ASS!!! ha...ha..ha
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07/06/2011 01:26 PM
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This is just to a ploy and an excuse to keep using harmfull body scanners.
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07/06/2011 01:28 PM
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implants...

obviously, the TSA will absolutely stop at nothing to grope citizens, especially since everyone of us citizens always contemplates, on a daily basis, the medical implant of bombs to take out a stupid aircraft full of travelers and businessmen

and silly me, i thought the shoe match bomber was a stretch?
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07/06/2011 01:29 PM
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This is just to a ploy and an excuse to keep using harmfull body scanners.
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I agree, they will demand that they will require more expensive scanning devices. Or worse, authorities.
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07/06/2011 01:32 PM
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geez man, they sound like a bunch of molestors.
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07/06/2011 01:34 PM
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whatever...i have a bomb for them..

i shit my pants before going through security.
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07/06/2011 01:39 PM
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"I like to see girls of that...caliber. By 'caliber,' of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters...Two meanings... caliber...it's a homonym...Forget it." - Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
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07/06/2011 01:42 PM
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Bras are banned at airports now.....they slow down the security check points.....just remove your shoes and tops once you get on line.....man boobs are not exempt from palpation either....
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07/06/2011 01:42 PM
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:::: two terroists sitting on the couch watching THE DARK KNIGHT::::

one looks to the other and says

" you know that cell phone bomb in the stomach idea looks like it might work"
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07/06/2011 01:43 PM
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I can see it now. Mandated random surgical dissections for "suspected" terrorists...ya know...grandmother in wheel chairs, nuns, Christian Pastors, Constitutionalists, Second Amendment advocates, or anybody that loves America.

Of course muslim scum will just be waved through.
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How many threads does this need ?
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I started one before this one, had just as many responses and a better star rating...and yet, it wasn't pinned.
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lol...Now TSA can stick their hands and arms ALL the WAY up YOUR ASS!!! ha...ha..ha
 Quoting: Ou812


roflwont be long man
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Please remove your skin for further screening.
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07/06/2011 01:49 PM
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Please expose your breasts and jump up and down! We're looking for abnormal jiggles and bouncing......
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[link to www.latimes.com]

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The government has warned airlines that terrorists are considering surgically implanting explosives into people in an attempt to circumvent screening procedures, according to U.S. officials.

There is no indication of an immediate plot, but the new information could lead to additional screening procedures at the nation’s airports. Existing scanners would not necessarily detect bombs implanted under a person’s skin, experts said.

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May the incessant groping begin
 Quoting: FyreStorm


So now they will be able to operate on us at the air port. How bloody is that.... LOL Stop flying...............
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07/06/2011 01:52 PM
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It's BS, because of this;

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

A Muslim family were pulled off a flight from Heathrow to Mecca by armed police after officers had been tipped off they were suicide bombers.

They were on their way to make the traditional Hajj pilgrimage which all devout Muslims are required to do once in their lifetime.

Two 999 calls were made that day by a distant member of the same family who warned that the father, mother and son were from Afghanistan, very religious and had links to Al Qaeda, a jury was told.

Furthermore, the caller Golan Azimi, 48, said the father and son had swallowed a liquid which would explode in mid-air.

Armed police then stopped the family in front of other passengers at the departure gate in November last year.

But officers quickly realised the information was false and the family was able to board the flight they intended to take, with 40 other pilgrims
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bsflag

I don't see any mention of British special ops or CIA.
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07/06/2011 01:54 PM
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the scanners are worse than x-rays.

they work in the terrahertz frequency.

i recommend everyone eat beans and take ex-lax if they have to fly.

it might turn the TSA agents on though..you never know what there fetish is.
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I'm at a loss for words. This is madness.

redface
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07/06/2011 01:55 PM
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remember the story about TSA agents being irradiated by the scanners?

population control people. The more people the scan the more often, the more people they kill.
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TSA is more morbid then suspected terrorists. burnit
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07/06/2011 01:57 PM
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They'll need to squeeze harder.

Seriously, these infringement of personal rights is improper and downright unlawful.
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Excuse me sir , we need to do a thorough scan,unfortunately its via post mortem
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Last Edited by wing-ed on 07/06/2011 05:20 PM
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