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THE HISTORY CHANNELS ANCIENT ALIENS IS FOR RETARDED PEOPLE

 
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
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The shows have what I like to call "LEAPS IN LOGIC."
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Yes. Especially the George Snoory parts! What a tool!
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
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I agree. Another thing, why would the aliens need landing strips, rockets and gold?
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
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I agree. Another thing, why would the aliens need landing strips, rockets and gold?
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You are falling into the same mind set I was in about aliens. Everytime someone talks about aliens, we think that the aliens have technology so advanced that they are like star trek. But as long as the aliens have the ability or things that the society that they are visiting don't have or don't have words for makes it advanced. If all of us went back in time to the 15th century with our weaponry or knowledge, we would seem unstoppable to the humans of the 15th century.

Lets say these Aliens came from Mars or the planet that Mars was a moon of before something shattered it into the asteriod belt. Maybe survivors of this planet had technology at our level today and knowing that their planet was about to be destroyed where able to build and send people to this planet tens of thousands of years ago. It took them months to get to this planet, they landed and brought with them as much of their technology they could to try to start anew.
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
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@buckjohnson

I hear ya, but the thing is I have seen a lot of Ufos, I have seen some absolutely mind blowing shit and there is no way in hell those things need landing strips, vertical launching rockets, etc.


BUT ! I would be more open to believe that the evidence for what the tv show calls ancient aliens are really the remnant of some previous age, basically humans or some other type of hominid from earth, so in fact that would be aliens, they would be from earth.
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well at least it is entertaining.. would you rather they told you the same shit you learned in school?
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
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Care to elaborate on what the items that they reference are?
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well at least it is entertaining.. would you rather they told you the same shit you learned in school?
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It's not entertaining though. It's dumb. I rather read chariots of the gods another time. The movie version of chariots of the gods is better as well.
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
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Ok OP, Braniac from the planet smartroid explain how we went from monkey to man?
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the show is just a way to program people to get them ready...
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yea ancient astronaut theories are real sideways gay
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well at least it is entertaining.. would you rather they told you the same shit you learned in school?
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It's not entertaining though. It's dumb. I rather read chariots of the gods another time. The movie version of chariots of the gods is better as well.
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yeah, but erich von danniken is all over this show, so how can you like his books but hate the show?
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
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There are some interesting hypothesis on the show, but it's just that, they aren't theories as they are calling them. Also, some of the people on the show talk about stories as if they happened. Like, "since there were no actual flying carpets, they must have talking about UFO's"
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457711


I agree. Another thing, why would the aliens need landing strips, rockets and gold?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1555421


You are falling into the same mind set I was in about aliens. Everytime someone talks about aliens, we think that the aliens have technology so advanced that they are like star trek. But as long as the aliens have the ability or things that the society that they are visiting don't have or don't have words for makes it advanced. If all of us went back in time to the 15th century with our weaponry or knowledge, we would seem unstoppable to the humans of the 15th century.

Lets say these Aliens came from Mars or the planet that Mars was a moon of before something shattered it into the asteriod belt. Maybe survivors of this planet had technology at our level today and knowing that their planet was about to be destroyed where able to build and send people to this planet tens of thousands of years ago. It took them months to get to this planet, they landed and brought with them as much of their technology they could to try to start anew.
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Very well said Buck. rockon
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I'm sorry... If you don't get it... Then you quite obviously... Need to sit down, and do some thinking....



Like.... Why can't we replicate things like the Pyramids....
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
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Ok OP, Braniac from the planet smartroid explain how we went from monkey to man?
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OMG? It is called evolution. We evolve since we want to survive in an environment that we cannot withstand for a longer period of time? wtf?
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In response to omg....If you have been paying any attention to the history of our biology the missing link between man and ape hasnt been discovered! Yet anyways....I am actually a believer in the Ancient Astronaut theory.
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In response to omg....If you have been paying any attention to the history of our biology the missing link between man and ape hasnt been discovered! Yet anyways....I am actually a believer in the Ancient Astronaut theory.
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Does it have to be a link? Is it proven that there is a link?
Maybe the link disappearead when we evolved? What if a spaghetti monster came and ate the link? Anything is possible it cannot be concluded into aliens.
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anything that shows david wilcock is for the stupid

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