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THE HISTORY CHANNELS ANCIENT ALIENS IS FOR RETARDED PEOPLE

 
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i am fully in the camp of those who support alternative programming


and all of the shots of places around the World in HD i might never get to visit and see for myself


five stars for ancient aliens, despite the "leaps of logic." its not perfect, but its got great value nonetheless.
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Take out ancient aliens and insert fallen angels/nephilim and the show works.
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Season 1 was amazing....

Seasons 2 & 3 were boring IMHO.

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Season 1 was amazing....

Seasons 2 & 3 were boring IMHO.
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I have to agree with that. It's leaps of logic as someone put it earlier in the thread are the butt of many jokes, which is a shame because they had a good audience base but alas, they choose to focus on artefacts that require a huge leap of faith in the face of actual evidence to reach their alien related conclusions.

Kind of ironic really when you consider that half the stories they question are of a religious origin. Not that I am religious but it seems quite similar to taking a leap of faith with religion
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I like it.

hurr
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
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Its entertainment you dumb fuck!

A lot more entertaining than most of the crap on TV.
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Take out ancient aliens and insert fallen angels/nephilim and the show works.
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This OP, would be correct.

I'm an avid watcher of the eries "Ancient Aliens" and I believe they are fallen Angels.

I also believe that this show, is applicable to the great "deception".

Notice they're always replacing ANYTHING and EVERYTHING biblical to "oh..it was the "Aliens".

I'm talking from the Wheel machine mentioned in Ezekiel to the Red See parting, when Moses was leading them away from the Egyptians.

It's all just so conveniently explained away by the "Ancient Aliens".

Now the question you have to ask, is why?

and I say..why indeed?

having said that..great show and very interesting.

Just don't fall for the trap of all this explaining away the Holy Bible.

Because that's exactly what they want this "theory" to do.

Move you further away, from Jesus Christ.

So when the Rapture happens, you all are thinking "Oh no...cool....it's the ancient aliens, coming back"...
"Thank goodness they didn't take me"

When in fact, you have all been deceived...

And who is responsible for doing that?

Exactly...You're all welcome!
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it's a very interesting show, and even as a christian I am very open to it.
But the op is correct. The show basically says EVERYTHING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVERNESS IS ALL BECAUSE OF ALIENS.
Literally. EVERYTHING.

Invention of Swords? Aliens. (dead serious)

A legendary sword that was really sharp? Aliens. (I am being serious)
Invention of the bent sword, instead of the generic broadsword? Aliens. (literally)

A japanese hill that is known for being a place many people go to commit suicide? Aliens. (stop laughing)

Any belief system that has absolutely anything to do with "a" God? Obviously aliens.
(I understand some belief systems could be based of ancient astronauts. But ancient aliens says ANY RELIGION ANYWHERE is obviously be based off aliens)

Large ancient statue or structure? Aliens built it. (again, some ancient structures may really have been built by aliens. such as the pyramids ect... but not all buildings were built by aliens)
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457711


No, the real R-Tards are the ones who can't think about every potential possibility, and just decide to take EVERYTHING at face value (Including this show). Plus, that's why it's called "Ancient Aliens", shitlips.

You've got a remote, change the channel if you don't like the content. A little personal accountability goes a long way...

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It shows great mysteries about a history we have some religious undeveloped mindset about.
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I listen to lots of different stories doesn't mean I believe them all.
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I always thought that show was funny. Especially when they talk about dating some of the artifacts, "this dates back to.....a very long time ago". I keep waiting for the item that dates back to yesteryear.
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If you believe in anciient aliens your a retard they seriously try to say every building in south America was built by aliens did they show up take a look at a old pyramid and say o my Wat great craftsmenship brown people couldn't have possibly built that it must have been aliens
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By the way If you believe in religion your prolly a retard to poop there's a man in the sky who grants wishes and let's his priest fondle young boys and he needs money lots and lots of money
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I'm sorry... If you don't get it... Then you quite obviously... Need to sit down, and do some thinking....



Like.... Why can't we replicate things like the Pyramids....
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Didn't they do that in Vegas?

[link to 2.bp.blogspot.com]

... just like the real thing...
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I found the first season very interesting and was pretty factual.... but I don't watch it anymore it became a big silly guessing game they are really stretching shit.... it's not that they couldn't be correct on some things but I like FACT not fantasy. I really expected more out of the history channel.... of corse now they have alligator hunters morons cutting trees down ( the guys are so stupid am not sure how they are still alive) and various other bullshit programs.
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All the people who like this show are idiots. People who watch television and enjoy it are idiots. Anyone who uses the word 'missing link' is an idiot.

Thanks, fuck off you nutjobs.
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The latter two seasons are hit or miss but I thought the first one was fantastic. It helps that they're right as well.
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There are only so many artifacts to attribute to "Ancient Aliens".
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It is for entertainment. You're the retard who suggests people are watching this for its serious factor.

Beats the crap out of watching reality tv.
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457711


While I tend to agree with you about the Ancient Aliens BS (and I do believe there are ETs, just that humans are not stupid and we are fully capable of having made everything on earth ourselves), I love that this program shows a lot of ancient archaeological sites that I would never have heard about or seen otherwise. I wish they could just do a show on the archaeology of these sites, but I'm afraid that without sticking the ancient alien shit on it, and George Tsoukalis' marvelous hair that was obviously created by some means unknown to us, it would never get on TV, or never be watched.
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457711


No, the real R-Tards are the ones who can't think about every potential possibility, and just decide to take EVERYTHING at face value (Including this show). Plus, that's why it's called "Ancient Aliens", shitlips.

You've got a remote, change the channel if you don't like the content. A little personal accountability goes a long way...
 Quoting: Dark Match Jones


Let me guess.... You already believe that 'aliens' are your creator, right? And let me guess that you already are looking at them as your 'saviour'... As that's the latest turn in the story that 's being pushed on us

Add it up

Aliens = creator
Aliens = saviour

ANYONE VIEWING THESE LIKE THIS MUST REALISE THAT THEY ARE NOW PUTTING THEIR FAITH IN AN ANTI -CHRIST ... SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT STANDS IN THE PLACE OF THE TRUE JESUS THROUGH WHICH ALL THINGS WERE CREATED.

THIS is why we are shouting from the rooftops. The last two generations in the western nations have been indoctrinated with anti-God beliefs because everything that they ingest from the media has an agenda to do just that. The Spirit of Babylon has captivated their imaginations and if you understood that the MIND is easily swayed, then you'd step back and think about how on earth millions of people in the western lands believe that these things created us! If the controlled media wasn't in place, it would be exactly opposite. When people forsake God for His blessings and sovereignty, our civilisation is brought down and humbled. Our nations are being destroyed - the freedoms that we once enjoyed are being taken away, our food production is being taken over, our jobs are being shipped overseas, our kids abort their children, get hooked on drugs and race tensions are multiplying. Our leaders do wrong, are crooked and are actively tightening their grip on our everyday lives. You will never understand that it's because God is removing His blessings from us - the worse that we forsake Him without repenting of our errors, the worse our society spirals downwards. We forget that history always repeats itself - He fed and clothed our forefathers then their children grew fat and proud and then the godless grandchildren promptly threw out the ONE responsible for all of their blessings! Ancient Aliens is the pit of evil indoctrination because it capitalises on the thousands of hours of other propaganda that you've already consumed in your life. It's all LIES yet millions view it as truth.
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457711


I agree. Another thing, why would the aliens need landing strips, rockets and gold?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1555421


You are falling into the same mind set I was in about aliens. Everytime someone talks about aliens, we think that the aliens have technology so advanced that they are like star trek. But as long as the aliens have the ability or things that the society that they are visiting don't have or don't have words for makes it advanced. If all of us went back in time to the 15th century with our weaponry or knowledge, we would seem unstoppable to the humans of the 15th century.

Lets say these Aliens came from Mars or the planet that Mars was a moon of before something shattered it into the asteriod belt. Maybe survivors of this planet had technology at our level today and knowing that their planet was about to be destroyed where able to build and send people to this planet tens of thousands of years ago. It took them months to get to this planet, they landed and brought with them as much of their technology they could to try to start anew.
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WE can not do it... yet..and won't for decades or more..
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BRAVO OP!!! Part of the end game plan to make you all slaves to these alleged guds.

One need simply look at all the structures on the planet that actually outdate the pyramids to see this.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Circles and pyramids are apposing ideologies.
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I understand your point on how they draw there conclusions. Recently some of the episodes have been very far fetched like the big foot one. But that show also does have some very good undeniable points. In 2010 I was introduced to the whole AA theory because of the show and it really opened my eyes. Since then I've been obsessed with AA theory. I've read all of EVD's recent books and his first 2 books he wrote and he has spent the last 40 years opening people's eyes to what really happend all those thousands of years ago. I've been to the Giza plateau and seen the great pryamid for myself, there is NO possible way that human slave labor pulled that off. They had help. You know that if it wasn't for the Spanish conquest of meso America we would have so many undeniable proofs, but they decided to destroy history and now we are left in the dark. Plus no one can denie that Puma Punku was built by ETs. I just can't buy that stone age people with feathers on there heads pulled off such intricate stone work that we can't duplicate today with our modern technology and understanding.
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Nah forget for a minute replicating pyramids.

Try replicating the huge stone obelisks with carvings so precise that people who machine stone say its impossible for them to have made without advanced tools.

Try lifting the huge stone slabs that weight thousands of tons and setting them just so.

Or try building an entire city of stone without any mortar.
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The Mound Builders

[link to www.sacred-texts.com]
 Quoting: PatrikC325


These things and the "indians" stories of "sky father" that brought them here, hopi black gud with lightning bolts and swastika, their accounts of the "bug people" that inhabited the land and lived underground when they came, all lead to the fact as show in prophesy rock , this being the 4th time, a loop, someone is controlling.

Now if it is a loop as seen in all things, and someone is in control, gods they be not or we would not continue the loop, writers of the book, perhaps as they state "least they become gods like us".

Gods have always shared one thing, tree of life, fountains of water, bal, bla, bla, eternal life. Immortals.


We again stand at that time in history, again to be denied this by those people, whomever they are playing at being gods.


Perhaps we need go back here to see the truth as shown in older hopi art of black gods with lightning bolts and swasticas.

[link to www.nasca.org.uk]

[link to www.enkispeaks.com]

One may want to pay attention to the similarities in the name of last god, to known one now.
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the show is just a way to program people to get them ready...
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I'm sorry... If you don't get it... Then you quite obviously... Need to sit down, and do some thinking....



Like.... Why can't we replicate things like the Pyramids....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1547273





As an eng. Major from Princeton I can tell u we can build the pyramids... We can build them bigger and better than the ancients... It's just the fact that it generates no income and would take 100 billion dollars to build. Actually the only thing easier to build would be stonehinge...it is at triangle with a square base... Do u really think we can't build them... I bet u have no education past high school (if u even graduated)

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