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THE HISTORY CHANNELS ANCIENT ALIENS IS FOR RETARDED PEOPLE

 
moker

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the show is just a way to program people to get them ready...
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I'm sorry... If you don't get it... Then you quite obviously... Need to sit down, and do some thinking....



Like.... Why can't we replicate things like the Pyramids....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1547273





As an eng. Major from Princeton I can tell u we can build the pyramids... We can build them bigger and better than the ancients... It's just the fact that it generates no income and would take 100 billion dollars to build. Actually the only thing easier to build would be stonehinge...it is at triangle with a square base... Do u really think we can't build them... I bet u have no education past high school (if u even graduated)
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I'm just curious, do we have cranes on earth that could move this monolith?
[link to upload.wikimedia.org]

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well at least it is entertaining.. would you rather they told you the same shit you learned in school?
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The mindblowing facts that science can teach us about arent facinating enough? The world is a beautiful place. The subjects in school are the cumulative efforts of centuries of the greatest minds on the planet and you dont think that is entertaining?!? How is the show even mildly entertaining? It is doing nothing but lowering the average IQ of anyone who watches such a stupid show. But if you think that the show is entertaining and school subjects are not you have done nothing but prove the point that "THE HISTORY CHANNELS ANCIENT ALIENS IS FOR RETARDED PEOPLE"
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the show is just a way to program people to get them ready...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1553084


I'm sorry... If you don't get it... Then you quite obviously... Need to sit down, and do some thinking....



Like.... Why can't we replicate things like the Pyramids....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1547273





As an eng. Major from Princeton I can tell u we can build the pyramids... We can build them bigger and better than the ancients... It's just the fact that it generates no income and would take 100 billion dollars to build. Actually the only thing easier to build would be stonehinge...it is at triangle with a square base... Do u really think we can't build them... I bet u have no education past high school (if u even graduated)
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I'm just curious, do we have cranes on earth that could move this monolith?
[link to upload.wikimedia.org]
 Quoting: moker


Yes, we do.... [link to hydraulicspneumatics.com]
I have always been confused by the cry that we cant rebuild the pyramids. It is a big pile of rock for crying out loud.
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
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LOL, true.
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While I think the harping on aliens is kind of silly as we could just as easily have had really advanced human societies before that constructed all this stuff, destroyed themselves (or were destroyed) and lost the knowledge, I am grateful that this show presents places I would not have known of otherwise, and ideas I might not have encountered. There's nothing else on TV that even asks any questions, or asks people to think at all. I love seeing these ancient ruins and artifacts.
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well at least it is entertaining.. would you rather they told you the same shit you learned in school?
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It's not entertaining though. It's dumb. I rather read chariots of the gods another time. The movie version of chariots of the gods is better as well.
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yeah, but erich von danniken is all over this show, so how can you like his books but hate the show?
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in fact, the pilot episode was built around danniken.
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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the show is just a way to program people to get them ready...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1553084


I'm sorry... If you don't get it... Then you quite obviously... Need to sit down, and do some thinking....



Like.... Why can't we replicate things like the Pyramids....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1547273





As an eng. Major from Princeton I can tell u we can build the pyramids... We can build them bigger and better than the ancients... It's just the fact that it generates no income and would take 100 billion dollars to build. Actually the only thing easier to build would be stonehinge...it is at triangle with a square base... Do u really think we can't build them... I bet u have no education past high school (if u even graduated)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14835324


tell me how your English Major qualifies you to declare who built them, or how?
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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the show is just a way to program people to get them ready...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1553084


I'm sorry... If you don't get it... Then you quite obviously... Need to sit down, and do some thinking....



Like.... Why can't we replicate things like the Pyramids....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1547273





As an eng. Major from Princeton I can tell u we can build the pyramids... We can build them bigger and better than the ancients... It's just the fact that it generates no income and would take 100 billion dollars to build. Actually the only thing easier to build would be stonehinge...it is at triangle with a square base... Do u really think we can't build them... I bet u have no education past high school (if u even graduated)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14835324


I'm just curious, do we have cranes on earth that could move this monolith?
[link to upload.wikimedia.org]
 Quoting: moker


we don't. and that's a fact.
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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the show is just a way to program people to get them ready...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1553084


I'm sorry... If you don't get it... Then you quite obviously... Need to sit down, and do some thinking....



Like.... Why can't we replicate things like the Pyramids....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1547273





As an eng. Major from Princeton I can tell u we can build the pyramids... We can build them bigger and better than the ancients... It's just the fact that it generates no income and would take 100 billion dollars to build. Actually the only thing easier to build would be stonehinge...it is at triangle with a square base... Do u really think we can't build them... I bet u have no education past high school (if u even graduated)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14835324


I'm just curious, do we have cranes on earth that could move this monolith?
[link to upload.wikimedia.org]
 Quoting: moker


we don't. and that's a fact.
 Quoting: Mordier L'eft



Actually yes we do, but it would still be very difficult.
In 1999, it was necessary to move a 208-foot tall Cape Hatteras lighthouse to a location more than a half-mile away and the lighthouse weighs 4,830 tons. They didn't use cranes, but a method used by ancient egyptians... if i recall that one correctly. That 'Stone of Pregnant Woman' monolith weighs around 1,200 tons, so you do the math.....

P.S. i have to agree with the OP, just SO narrow minded and one sided show... No criticism or real scientific approach to it... Or any other aspects for that matter, only the 'alien' one. And quite frankly, some of those guys on the show are just plain stupid. Quite entertaining show though.
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the show is just a way to program people to get them ready...
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agent Oh shit! He knows!
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
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Ok OP, Braniac from the planet smartroid explain how we went from monkey to man?
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you're a fucking retard...
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
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The first few episodes was ok then they stretch it out to include big foot and the likes.


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But most people watch them for entertainment purposes much like GLP.

Better than reality tv shows anyday!
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In response to omg....If you have been paying any attention to the history of our biology the missing link between man and ape hasnt been discovered! Yet anyways....I am actually a believer in the Ancient Astronaut theory.
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Does it have to be a link? Is it proven that there is a link?
Maybe the link disappearead when we evolved? What if a spaghetti monster came and ate the link? Anything is possible it cannot be concluded into aliens.
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The sons of God liked the girls of man. There is the link.
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The ancient alien stuff has all been debunked. The paintings had been retouched. Even at least one of the experts interviewed for the program said this but that was cut from the final show.
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
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I agree. Another thing, why would the aliens need landing strips, rockets and gold?
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You are falling into the same mind set I was in about aliens. Everytime someone talks about aliens, we think that the aliens have technology so advanced that they are like star trek. But as long as the aliens have the ability or things that the society that they are visiting don't have or don't have words for makes it advanced. If all of us went back in time to the 15th century with our weaponry or knowledge, we would seem unstoppable to the humans of the 15th century.

Lets say these Aliens came from Mars or the planet that Mars was a moon of before something shattered it into the asteriod belt. Maybe survivors of this planet had technology at our level today and knowing that their planet was about to be destroyed where able to build and send people to this planet tens of thousands of years ago. It took them months to get to this planet, they landed and brought with them as much of their technology they could to try to start anew.
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Well that is Excellent! I love it when someone actually uses their brain to analyze what could have happened instead of just dismissing it altogether! Good for you!
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The ancient alien stuff has all been debunked. The paintings had been retouched. Even at least one of the experts interviewed for the program said this but that was cut from the final show.
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What you say is a bunch of bull!
How can you dismiss ancient artifacts and knowledge written in stone? how can you be so blind..oh let me guess you havent even taken the time to research any of it for yourself...I get it your making an uneducated statement. Ok I understand you now.
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true dat, planetary evidence shows they sunk thier ships in the baltic after nuking the planet then created the slave race to assimilate and murder the others along with thier nazi persian war guds.


Thier god is a bird beaked aryan carrying a red and a black snake. I do believe snakes are reptillians?
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just for the record gold is invisible in a nanoscale and you need a sun much much bigger than ours to explode in order to have the some of the debri being gold... Gold is not a common metal in the universe and is still a mystery as of why such a small planet like ours has so much gold.


The rockets and landing strips are a human thing... reality is that we have been in this level of technology many many times before but we are smart enough to advance technology but very very stupid to have solid reasons on why we do what we do.. basically no common sense so we destroy ourselves and start again and again for thousands and thousands of years. Hope this answers your question :)

This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
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I agree. Another thing, why would the aliens need landing strips, rockets and gold?
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[link to www.youtube.com]

watch 10 min of that video, and if you still believe ancient aliens is in any way true I feel sorry for you.
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are you trying to give retards a bad name?tounge
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LOL
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
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Ok OP, Braniac from the planet smartroid explain how we went from monkey to man?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1548225


Jezzz, i read trough some posts hoping to see some explanation of how is it possible that the "History" Chanel still airs this shit as if it were actual documentaries, but then i read your post. The only thing that comes to mind now is "what a moron. so this is the kind of questions "History"'s audience asks. F-in dumb asswipe5ajavascript:doSmilie(':5a:');
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the show is just a way to program people to get them ready...
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457711


The first few episodes was ok then they stretch it out to include big foot and the likes.


cruise

But most people watch them for entertainment purposes much like GLP.

Better than reality tv shows anyday!
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Hey, don't diss Bigfoot!

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AlienDNA33

Oh, there are stories about UFO and Bigfoot....
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Ancient Humans were given higher mathematics by aliens? Define higher mathematics. 5+6 is higher mathematics for H2 Ancient Alien show authors because it's higher than their ten fingers can tally....

New branch of material science: granite and sandstone produce magical vortex of electricity

The Ark of the Covenant was a high power energy storage capacitor. Given it's dimensions, it's only good for a few nanofarads.

retards.
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This show is so stupid! Every ancient artifact is either a rocket ship or an astronaut helmet. Every unexplained mystery is the result of aliens. Give me a fucking break.
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Why is it that people that like that show all have beer bellies and bad teeth?
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Oh and a big LOL at "the history channel", what a joke.
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Ancient Humans were given higher mathematics by aliens? Define higher mathematics. 5+6 is higher mathematics for H2 Ancient Alien show authors because it's higher than their ten fingers can tally....

New branch of material science: granite and sandstone produce magical vortex of electricity

The Ark of the Covenant was a high power energy storage capacitor. Given it's dimensions, it's only good for a few nanofarads.

retards.
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The latter two seasons are hit or miss but I thought the first one was fantastic. It helps that they're right as well.
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