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OMG I JUST DRANK SOME OF MY URINE! GOTTA GET READY FOR TSHTF!

 
teacup

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07/15/2011 07:17 AM

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School holidays in Aus at the moment. Hilarious OP. But you should probably go to be now, its way past 8oclock.
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07/15/2011 07:17 AM
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:laughing:

Damn aussies stay having me cracking up

Its like

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07/15/2011 07:18 AM
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MAN that was GROSS. But at least now I know i can handle it if things get tight after tshtf.

You should try it too, get prepared people!

I KNOW I will survive
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I suppose golden showers will prepare you for shit hitting a fan....
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07/15/2011 07:18 AM
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How many cycles of urine through your body is allowed? Say if you drink it 10 times after it went all through you again you could just die, I thought the point was surviving. Oh the irony.
Would you drink other people piss as well? Oh but no, cause they need it as well. Maybe cow piss? Dog piss? OMG you're gonna love it.. cat piss.
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07/15/2011 07:19 AM
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School holidays in Aus at the moment. Hilarious OP. But you should probably go to be now, its way past 8oclock.
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07/15/2011 07:22 AM
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"Contrary to popular perception, urine is not a by-product of the body's waste disposal system but of blood filtration. Nutrient-filled blood passes through the liver, where toxins are removed and excreted as solid waste. The purified blood then goes through another filtering process via the kidneys, where components for which the body has no immediate use are collected in a sterile, watery solution. For that reason, it is highly sterile, consisting of 95 per cent water and five per cent nutrients, including vitamins, minerals, proteins, antibodies and other beneficial ingredients."
[link to www.independent.co.uk]
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Great quote, couldn't have quoted better.
To understand the properties and nature of urine, think amniotic fluid.

Military guy is right also though, but his outlook is of survival and advice to would-be survivors.
Indeed the toxins level increases over time if you don't have access to water and if you persist it will shut your kidneys down.
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07/15/2011 07:24 AM
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Was it the morning yellow piss? that's bitter and smelly.
You should try the clear piss after drinking alot plain water, it's much better tasting!
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i also tried eating some of the blood from my monthly flow (im a girl). it was worse, but has nutrition in it.
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Why do I get the impression that around 90% of Australians on here are insane or slowly slipping over the edge into madness?
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How many cycles of urine through your body is allowed? Say if you drink it 10 times after it went all through you again you could just die, I thought the point was surviving. Oh the irony.
Would you drink other people piss as well? Oh but no, cause they need it as well. Maybe cow piss? Dog piss? OMG you're gonna love it.. cat piss.
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just try it, your body tells you very clearly.
urine is very beneficial but it's like everything, in excess it can bring trouble as well.
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How many cycles of urine through your body is allowed? Say if you drink it 10 times after it went all through you again you could just die, I thought the point was surviving. Oh the irony.
Would you drink other people piss as well? Oh but no, cause they need it as well. Maybe cow piss? Dog piss? OMG you're gonna love it.. cat piss.
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lol thats gross
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07/15/2011 07:25 AM
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Was it the morning yellow piss? that's bitter and smelly.
You should try the clear piss after drinking alot plain water, it's much better tasting!
 Quoting: Done it b4! 1230294


i also tried eating some of the blood from my monthly flow (im a girl). it was worse, but has nutrition in it.
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Why do I get the impression that around 90% of Australians on here are insane or slowly slipping over the edge into madness?
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ohyeah
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07/15/2011 07:28 AM
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as WEIRD as it is, there is actually an alternative health therapy where you drink your own urine :P

You can even cure cancer that way, depending on the severity of the disease...

The article "Forbidden Cures" (on EducateYourself.org) discusses this:
[link to www.educate-yourself.org]

So, unless you really feel like ever drinking your own urine again ;) ... better prevent that by eating healthy (raw foods) to never get sick in the first place!
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07/15/2011 07:30 AM
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07/15/2011 07:31 AM
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"Of course, we normally think of both urine and stool elimination as waste, but urine, unlike feces, is totally sterile. Mind you, it's the filtrate of your own blood. Many people in normal health drink urine daily in order to keep their health and maintain physical beauty."

I heard Joe Rogan on youtube say that some athletes do drink their own piss for real...

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07/15/2011 07:45 AM
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im an 18 year old brunette, personal trainer for a living. I just want to survive whats coming. Have to be ready
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You are game.

You must have crazy sex if you drink your own piss !
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Didn't say it was female noob it probably eats da poo poo
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07/15/2011 07:59 AM
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Pee has nutrients

turds have toxins

mix them in the drug punch

to keep the party rockin'
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07/15/2011 08:45 AM
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OH GUYS I JUST ATE A SMALL TURD. THAT WAS BAD.


BUT I DID IT! NOW I KNOW I WILL SURVIVE!

BEAT THAT!
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Hey, spit in the same plate, add some of your ear wax in it and you'll have a full course dinner. Very economical too.
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07/15/2011 08:47 AM
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Pee has nutrients

turds have toxins

mix them in the drug punch

to keep the party rockin'

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Im also a regular jenkem user

ooo the sweet stench of jenkem
cdwarior
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07/15/2011 08:58 AM
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Grind up some mint leave and have a urohito.
McMeevin

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07/15/2011 09:07 AM
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Bear Grylls? is that you?
It has to start somewhere
It has to start sometime
What better place than here
What better time than now.
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07/15/2011 09:13 AM
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Its not healthy to drink your own urine, it is full of toxins, you should only do it if you are dying of thirst.
And only then after a certain amount of times and your kidneys will shut down.
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According to some India healing drinking own piss is medicine!
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I own an ayurvedic book: 200 pages on cow pee
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07/15/2011 11:23 AM
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Former Indian Prime Minister Maurice Desai used to drink his urine daily.
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07/15/2011 11:23 AM
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Former Indian Prime Minister Maurice Desai used to drink his urine daily.
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07/15/2011 11:28 AM
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i spent some time in india and can tell you that drinking your own urine can cure about anything...and you can even cure jungle rot and athlete's foot by putting your own urine on it..
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07/15/2011 11:32 AM
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met people in india who drank urine for years and they were in great shape also met some cow urine drinkers and they also are in great shape they claim cow urine keeps you young.
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07/15/2011 11:33 AM
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it is also claimed that jesus said to recycle your own water
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07/15/2011 11:53 AM
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OP r u into golden showers and scat?? they have web sites 4 that u know
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07/15/2011 12:20 PM
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All i got to say about this pee drinkin and poo eatin is...

Station... E
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im an 18 year old brunette, personal trainer for a living. I just want to survive whats coming. Have to be ready
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iamwith i know right!
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10/11/2012 02:59 PM

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OH GUYS I JUST ATE A SMALL TURD. THAT WAS BAD.


BUT I DID IT! NOW I KNOW I WILL SURVIVE!

BEAT THAT!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1467157


Hey, spit in the same plate, add some of your ear wax in it and you'll have a full course dinner. Very economical too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1383921

damn why did i click on this thread from 2011,gross! lmfao
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