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Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.

 
Anonymous Coward
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Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
What do I do ?? This is real doom.
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
How long has it been since his last bowel movement?
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
Sounds like an intestinal blockage ... get him to the vet ASAP ...
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
What do I do ?? This is real doom.
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consider taking the animal to a VET, you nit!
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What do I do ?? This is real doom.
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get a vet
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Take him to the vet right now!
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Vet.

NOW!!!!!!!
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Vet.
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VET!!!!! NOW!!!!
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
probably needs his glands bleeding you can do it urself just wear rubber gloves lol pinch his arse with ur thumb and the lub gland is down give it a gentle squeeze and itll empty - then he'll shit on you lol
vasaline him if need be roflmfho but do it - really!

and only use ur finger not ur knob!
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
In the immortal words of Bobby Brown, when the turd is too big you gotta dig that doody bubble out.

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Get him to the vet ASAP!!!

And I mean ASAP!!!
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
Sounds like an intestinal blockage ... get him to the vet ASAP ...
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yep, i second that
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
TAKE HIM TO THE VET NOW--THIS IS AN EMERGENCY !!!
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
probably needs his glands bleeding you can do it urself just wear rubber gloves lol pinch his arse with ur thumb and the lub gland is down give it a gentle squeeze and itll empty - then he'll shit on you lol
vasaline him if need be roflmfho but do it - really!

and only use ur finger not ur knob!
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You silly, the dog's used to that, wont settle for just a finger any more.
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
I hope OP has taken his poor, suffering dog to the vet's office!!
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I hope OP has taken his poor, suffering dog to the vet's office!!
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Me too!

The vet will appreciate a visit during office hours instead of waiting.
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Yes, go to the Vets.
I bought my little dog Monster for $25 by the end of his presious life at 18, I had I bet $25,000 in his hospital bills, he weighed 9 lbs and was worth his weight in gold. In fact I would have never taken 9lbs of gold for him. R.I.P. my love.
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
To the Vet now! My Dog came very close to dying from this about 2 years ago. Its an intestinal blockage and the dog needs fluid IV and medication. This can be brought on by not enough water. My dog was in the vet hosp for three days and it cost about $800.
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
Like everyone else has said, GO TO THE VET **NOW**!!

If this carries on much longer, his intestine will rupture. Once the fecal matter and blood have leaked out into his abdominal cavity, he can't be saved.

GO NOW!
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
Please take your dog to the vet.
The VET will give your dog something for constipation.
This is curable but PLEASE do not treat it yourself!!!
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
OP, have you taken that dog to the vet yet? Please let us know how he is doing.
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Colic

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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
How do you know this? It might very well be torsion and that will kill him if it is not addressed. What breed of dog is it? Certain breeds are more susceptible than others. In any event the dog should be at the vets inquiring if they will check for torsion.
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
I have a cure that costs less then a dollar.


Smith and Wesson bullet.
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
I have a cure that costs less then a dollar.


Smith and Wesson bullet.
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Maybe you should take your own medicine.
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
Ariok, why not try it out first to make sure it works on yourself. You fail at funny.
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
Firstly..you dont give enough info.

A dog owner would give info on its regular habits, its diet, and recent happenings.

What is different ?

Secondly, why the hell are you asking here ?

ONLY accounting for the fact that you may be below the average I would suggest.>>>

Warm water and olive oil emema WHILST getting to a vet.

MY last idea is ""get the hell off the internet and go to a proffesional"

FFS
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
Ariok, why not try it out first to make sure it works on yourself. You fail at funny.
 Quoting: Mickeyblue 1470193


LOL, everyone so sensitive these days. I thought we were in a finacial downturn.

If this is a blockage you may be looking at 500-1000 dollars to fix this. Was just saying.....


LOL, so sensitive these days.
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Re: Help my dog can't poop...!! He is in major pain... It's not Bloat.
How do you know this? It might very well be torsion and that will kill him if it is not addressed. What breed of dog is it? Certain breeds are more susceptible than others. In any event the dog should be at the vets inquiring if they will check for torsion.
 Quoting: Mickeyblue 1470193


OH yes, get GLPS advice rather than directing him to a vet !!

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