Brown Magic Vaginas

But any white guy with any intention of settling down wouldn't touch one of the drama magnets for anything serious.

Thread: Hispanic women are the hottest. Even the fat ones.

I'm sorry, but you are a progressive, obama lover who needs to shut up. Any of your followers need to understand this.


You post a fictitious picture, and spout progressive spew. You are despicable. You and your 'magic brown vagina' threads.

Why don't you go suck some liberal cock, that seems to be your preference.

This is for you OP

So, my boyfriend just left me for a Hispanic girl. I have been doing extensive research and informal polling and now believe that there is a conspiracy to make all of America brown since white men cannot resist Hispanic woman once they have tasted their “fruit”. These women lure them in with their caramel colored skin and I swear I think they have brown magic in their vaginas. Many of these women are not even that attractive and the white guys hardly give them a 2nd look AT FIRST. But then the white guys get sucked in and their hooked.

Of course old fat impotent white guys are safe so this covers the republicans but, no normal virile American guy is safe from these Hispanic temptresses. Just give it a couple of generations and every baby born here will be brown.

I am willing to to take part in a "double blind" study to test your theory.

It is mainly because hispanic women still act like women . They know how to make a man feel like a man . When a hispanic women falls in love with a man she knows her place in the relationship..she mothers the man ..cooks ..cleans.. calls him papi . American women have lost that..they want to be equal standing with the man..they are not women anymore

Don't do it!!!

Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error.
It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over. Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair.
Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish.
When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads.
I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back.
Weeks Later , trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony. Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

My MY all that pent up hostility. You must be a really pathetic loser.

Well till I posted here I always thought that head was what a man did to a woman. I never heard it could be done the other way.

It is mainly because hispanic women still act like women . They know how to make a man feel like a man . When a hispanic women falls in love with a man she knows her place in the relationship..she mothers the man ..cooks ..cleans.. calls him papi . American women have lost that..they want to be equal standing with the man..they are not women anymore

So, my boyfriend just left me for a Hispanic girl. I have been doing extensive research and informal polling and now believe that there is a conspiracy to make all of America brown since white men cannot resist Hispanic woman once they have tasted their “fruit”. These women lure them in with their caramel colored skin and I swear I think they have brown magic in their vaginas. Many of these women are not even that attractive and the white guys hardly give them a 2nd look AT FIRST. But then the white guys get sucked in and their hooked.

Of course old fat impotent white guys are safe so this covers the republicans but, no normal virile American guy is safe from these Hispanic temptresses. Just give it a couple of generations and every baby born here will be brown.

Its a models avatar, Forgot her name, but the pic is of a famous model

You dont get out much do you?

your picture is of mandy moore get real

Asian are tight.OP you are not.

I'm told that this myth came about because Asian penises are so small. I also heard that the small penises is true but the tight vaginas is not.

I'm told that this myth came about because Asian penises are so small. I also heard that the small penises is true but the tight vaginas is not.