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Brown Magic Vaginas

 
Anonymous Coward
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But any white guy with any intention of settling down wouldn't touch one of the drama magnets for anything serious.
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SO TRUE!
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umad?
arosebyanyothername

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I'm sorry, but you are a progressive, obama lover who needs to shut up. Any of your followers need to understand this.


You post a fictitious picture, and spout progressive spew. You are despicable. You and your 'magic brown vagina' threads.

Why don't you go suck some liberal cock, that seems to be your preference.
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08/03/2011 10:26 PM
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I'm sorry, but you are a progressive, obama lover who needs to shut up. Any of your followers need to understand this.


You post a fictitious picture, and spout progressive spew. You are despicable. You and your 'magic brown vagina' threads.

Why don't you go suck some liberal cock, that seems to be your preference.
 Quoting: arosebyanyothername


My MY all that pent up hostility. You must be a really pathetic loser.
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08/03/2011 10:33 PM
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This is for you OP




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This is for you OP





 Quoting: SOARINGHAWK


y_lovin
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So, my boyfriend just left me for a Hispanic girl. I have been doing extensive research and informal polling and now believe that there is a conspiracy to make all of America brown since white men cannot resist Hispanic woman once they have tasted their “fruit”. These women lure them in with their caramel colored skin and I swear I think they have brown magic in their vaginas. Many of these women are not even that attractive and the white guys hardly give them a 2nd look AT FIRST. But then the white guys get sucked in and their hooked.

Of course old fat impotent white guys are safe so this covers the republicans but, no normal virile American guy is safe from these Hispanic temptresses. Just give it a couple of generations and every baby born here will be brown.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


I am willing to to take part in a "double blind" study to test your theory.
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It is mainly because hispanic women still act like women . They know how to make a man feel like a man . When a hispanic women falls in love with a man she knows her place in the relationship..she mothers the man ..cooks ..cleans.. calls him papi . American women have lost that..they want to be equal standing with the man..they are not women anymore
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1335901


Bingo.
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Crusty old brown vagina miracle wipen sweet patata tasten magic jack let me hit ya in ya easy bake oven, stuffed like a brownie ding ding look at ya.
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08/04/2011 01:20 AM
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Asian are tight.OP you are not.
Jessica Sweet

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08/04/2011 02:59 AM
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Don't do it!!!

Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error.
It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over. Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair.
Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish.
When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads.
I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back.
Weeks Later , trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony. Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1472853


blink

scratching

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Last Edited by Jessica Sweet on 08/04/2011 03:00 AM
I cahoot with no one.
Lord.Kalin

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08/04/2011 03:21 AM
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I'm sorry, but you are a progressive, obama lover who needs to shut up. Any of your followers need to understand this.


You post a fictitious picture, and spout progressive spew. You are despicable. You and your 'magic brown vagina' threads.

Why don't you go suck some liberal cock, that seems to be your preference.
 Quoting: arosebyanyothername


My MY all that pent up hostility. You must be a really pathetic loser.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl




yes OP you're probably right,

but you're also feeding the troll





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Well till I posted here I always thought that head was what a man did to a woman. I never heard it could be done the other way.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


fail
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It is mainly because hispanic women still act like women . They know how to make a man feel like a man . When a hispanic women falls in love with a man she knows her place in the relationship..she mothers the man ..cooks ..cleans.. calls him papi . American women have lost that..they want to be equal standing with the man..they are not women anymore
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1335901


clappa
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So, my boyfriend just left me for a Hispanic girl. I have been doing extensive research and informal polling and now believe that there is a conspiracy to make all of America brown since white men cannot resist Hispanic woman once they have tasted their “fruit”. These women lure them in with their caramel colored skin and I swear I think they have brown magic in their vaginas. Many of these women are not even that attractive and the white guys hardly give them a 2nd look AT FIRST. But then the white guys get sucked in and their hooked.

Of course old fat impotent white guys are safe so this covers the republicans but, no normal virile American guy is safe from these Hispanic temptresses. Just give it a couple of generations and every baby born here will be brown.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


And what? You are a little rascist.

White America brought us all the problems in the world, not the hispanics.
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It is mainly because hispanic women still act like women . They know how to make a man feel like a man . When a hispanic women falls in love with a man she knows her place in the relationship..she mothers the man ..cooks ..cleans.. calls him papi . American women have lost that..they want to be equal standing with the man..they are not women anymore
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1335901


clappa
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1306998


You dont need a woman but a mother...
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08/04/2011 03:58 AM
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If that is you in your avatar , then he is a blind retard .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1472503


Its a models avatar, Forgot her name, but the pic is of a famous model

You dont get out much do you?
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINAUGHTY


It's a picture of the dutch Sylvie van der Vaart > the wife of soccer player Rafael van der Vaart.
She's quite famous in Germany too!

Just Google her!
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08/04/2011 04:03 AM
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I got that yellow fever. White bitches begone
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If that is you in your avatar , then he is a blind retard .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1472503


Its a models avatar, Forgot her name, but the pic is of a famous model

You dont get out much do you?
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINAUGHTY




You are full of it. The only place you will find my picture on the net is here.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


your picture is of mandy moore get real
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1472733


It's not Mandy Moore it's Sylvie van der Vaart
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Its OP's you tube Video

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Must be the Moongina






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Asian are tight.OP you are not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1493383


I'm told that this myth came about because Asian penises are so small. I also heard that the small penises is true but the tight vaginas is not.
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08/04/2011 08:27 AM
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Asian are tight.OP you are not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1493383


I'm told that this myth came about because Asian penises are so small. I also heard that the small penises is true but the tight vaginas is not.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


I'd rip anything open!! Muahaha
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08/04/2011 08:28 AM
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I live in Houston... I see the before kids and after kids "hot Hispanics" Mustache anyone? Seriously, the tamales go right to the ass and thighs, gravity has an extra effect after a certain age with these women... *shutters*.
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Asian are tight.OP you are not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1493383


I'm told that this myth came about because Asian penises are so small. I also heard that the small penises is true but the tight vaginas is not.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


No believe me they are tight.Anal sex almost impossible.Ask anybody who is experienced.This is one the main reason white men like Asian woman.
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08/04/2011 08:54 AM
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nothing is as sexy as THE WHITE FEMALE, NOTHING!!!!!!!sideways
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08/04/2011 08:55 AM
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OP you are so poor and this thread is so fail..and you want a pin?

Come to me..i am white and i will prefer YOU, forever. Will never mention latino bias or else..

DEAL?
Menosgada

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I went to a BBQ about 2 weeks ago.

Everyone was hypnotized by this fugly TEETHLESS hispanic girl.

It was a disgusting sight indeed.

Me and my friends were fucking scared.

The guys were just hitting on her over and over.

hiding

It was so hideous that she needs to be added to the cryptozoology list.
 Quoting: Silverblade


We usually call things like that "the car-crash syndrome": ugly and awful but you just have to stare...
Gone bezerkin...
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i mean who could resist the lucious, EVA MENDES OR JESSICA ALBA, WHO I ASK ???? OR MICHELE RODRIGUES ???? WHO???
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