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Brown Magic Vaginas

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/05/2011 12:44 AM
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Any vagina can be magical.

Try the Kegel spell, if you've lost your mojo.

hf
 Quoting: Jehannum


This!!!
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08/05/2011 12:58 AM
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love to floss while i eat.
NaturalGirl (OP)

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08/05/2011 03:23 AM
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Everyone give her a PIN
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thankyou
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Everyone give her a PIN
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So, my boyfriend just left me for a Hispanic girl. I have been doing extensive research and informal polling and now believe that there is a conspiracy to make all of America brown since white men cannot resist Hispanic woman once they have tasted their “fruit”. These women lure them in with their caramel colored skin and I swear I think they have brown magic in their vaginas. Many of these women are not even that attractive and the white guys hardly give them a 2nd look AT FIRST. But then the white guys get sucked in and their hooked.

Of course old fat impotent white guys are safe so this covers the republicans but, no normal virile American guy is safe from these Hispanic temptresses. Just give it a couple of generations and every baby born here will be brown.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


To bad you think a Vagina has "magic"
Could be your 1st mistake,,
The Truth
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08/06/2011 07:38 PM
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So, my boyfriend just left me for a Hispanic girl. I have been doing extensive research and informal polling and now believe that there is a conspiracy to make all of America brown since white men cannot resist Hispanic woman once they have tasted their “fruit”. These women lure them in with their caramel colored skin and I swear I think they have brown magic in their vaginas. Many of these women are not even that attractive and the white guys hardly give them a 2nd look AT FIRST. But then the white guys get sucked in and their hooked.

Of course old fat impotent white guys are safe so this covers the republicans but, no normal virile American guy is safe from these Hispanic temptresses. Just give it a couple of generations and every baby born here will be brown.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


No girl talks like this, especially no girl who is as beutiful and feminine as the one in your avatar. Nice try, dude!
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08/06/2011 07:41 PM
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tardkissupdrama
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1437454


Canada I think you are safe since no one in their right mind wants to live in that frozen wasteland, not even the Hispanics.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


And you're wondering why he left you? angryface
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If that is you in your avatar , then he is a blind retard .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1472503


His eyesight is probably fine. His ears however are probably peeled back day after day by this bitchy liberal attitude.
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08/06/2011 07:49 PM
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Nope can´t see this being an issue,........
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Land of the arians can't expect an unbiased observation.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


So it's ok for you to make a biased observation but not the AC? Oh, I forgot....your a liberal and you can't help it.
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08/06/2011 07:57 PM
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I woulda left your sorry ass after the first time I banged you.
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08/06/2011 08:10 PM
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I woulda left your sorry ass after the first time I banged you.
 Quoting: Stud muffin 1450940


You must really be hot in that imaginary world you live in. Too bad reality always come crashing in and there you are again, stuck in a body that no real women will look twice at and stuck with a mind that's so dull that you can't earn two real nickels. Oh well, maybe in your next life you will be luckier.
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08/06/2011 08:22 PM
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NaturalGirl's story:



Last Edited by SOARINGHAWK on 08/06/2011 08:23 PM
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08/06/2011 08:37 PM
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So, my boyfriend just left me for a Hispanic girl. I have been doing extensive research and informal polling and now believe that there is a conspiracy to make all of America brown since white men cannot resist Hispanic woman once they have tasted their “fruit”. These women lure them in with their caramel colored skin and I swear I think they have brown magic in their vaginas. Many of these women are not even that attractive and the white guys hardly give them a 2nd look AT FIRST. But then the white guys get sucked in and their hooked.

Of course old fat impotent white guys are safe so this covers the republicans but, no normal virile American guy is safe from these Hispanic temptresses. Just give it a couple of generations and every baby born here will be brown.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


Oh look, a racist libtard. Get comfortable with your situation. A lot of men will leave you until one day, you find that special person who is dumb enough to stay. Of course he will probably beat you frequently because of your mouth, but ya gotta take what you can get.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
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Oh look, a racist libtard. Get comfortable with your situation. A lot of men will leave you until one day, you find that special person who is dumb enough to stay. Of course he will probably beat you frequently because of your mouth, but ya gotta take what you can get.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301802


OH look, a typical tea bagger.
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Oh look, a racist libtard. Get comfortable with your situation. A lot of men will leave you until one day, you find that special person who is dumb enough to stay. Of course he will probably beat you frequently because of your mouth, but ya gotta take what you can get.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301802


OH look, a typical tea bagger.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


Rather be a tea bagger than a tea baggee. Open wide bitch.
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Oh look, a racist libtard. Get comfortable with your situation. A lot of men will leave you until one day, you find that special person who is dumb enough to stay. Of course he will probably beat you frequently because of your mouth, but ya gotta take what you can get.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1301802


OH look, a typical tea bagger.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


Rather be a tea bagger than a tea baggee. Open wide bitch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1448185


Thats why they keep leaving her, the mouth never shuts and the legs never open.
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08/06/2011 08:50 PM
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Shit OP, I apolagize. I am outta here. You just rub me the wrong way.
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08/06/2011 08:52 PM
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I woulda left your sorry ass after the first time I banged you.
 Quoting: Stud muffin 1450940


You must really be hot in that imaginary world you live in. Too bad reality always come crashing in and there you are again, stuck in a body that no real women will look twice at and stuck with a mind that's so dull that you can't earn two real nickels. Oh well, maybe in your next life you will be luckier.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


Hey, Natural Girl, I just called you out as a dude. I mean, what a perfect post, right. Gorgeous girl in avatar talks with sexy ease about magic vaginas and tasting fruit and such. I mean, the whole brown babies conspiracy thing is very interesting, and yes, as a white American male, I tend to think that certain hispanic chicks are exotically hot, but for a chick as beautiful as the one in that picture to care, and talk in a way that is certain to get a bunch of computer nerds all excited enough to merit 13 pages of responses--it's a bit beyond belief.

Although, your demonstrated liberal proclivities do seem to suggest that you are in fact female, but certainly not hot! So who knows!
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Hey, Natural Girl, I just called you out as a dude.
 Quoting: The Truth 1496370


Well, I can prove my avatar is my picture and that you are a tard. What can you prove?
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Hey, Natural Girl, I just called you out as a dude.
 Quoting: The Truth 1496370


Well, I can prove my avatar is my picture and that you are a tard. What can you prove?
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


So you can take a pic right now with a hand printed sign saying the truth is a tard... thought not.
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Hey, Natural Girl, I just called you out as a dude.
 Quoting: The Truth 1496370


Well, I can prove my avatar is my picture and that you are a tard. What can you prove?
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


I'll await the proof then (that is, of the avatar-related stuff... the tard-related proofs, well... alright, go on ahead and send them too!). As far as what I can prove? Dude, that's a bit too general of a question, don't you suppose? But if you mean whether I can prove that you are not that chick, or a chick at all, OK, here we go: It is Saturday night, 9:00 pm, a woman like that is sitting behind her computer trying to prove that she is the woman in that picture. Not possible. Your turn.
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OH yea.....this is true. A beautiful young Hispo woman is irresistible. Many of them have the ass of a black girl. Unbelievable attractiveness, true. Stand her up next to a Blonde toothpick hottie and the Hispo-girl wins every time in my book.
Might be because you white girls think/thought you were god's gift.....and now you've got a whole new crop of naturally sensual competition that you've never had to contend with before.
Better start puttin out there Blondie and get off the tude if you want to save the white race. This stingy shit ain't working 4 yo skinny ass no mo.
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08/06/2011 09:08 PM
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I went to a BBQ about 2 weeks ago.

Everyone was hypnotized by this fugly TEETHLESS hispanic girl.

It was a disgusting sight indeed.

Me and my friends were fucking scared.

The guys were just hitting on her over and over.

hiding

It was so hideous that she needs to be added to the cryptozoology list.
 Quoting: Silverblade



See, exactly what I said. Once these white guys have a taste they tell all their friends and here come the brown babies.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


That's because white guys find white girls boring - we like to spice thisgs up. Sorry you feel left out. Try the black dong on for size.
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I think once the troll has been caught in its own lie it goes to a little reserved piece of hell made just for it. Don't expect the pic...lol

And for the record what a racist rant this has been!

I'm white and I gotta say some (well a lot actually) hispanic women are hot! I happen to prefer that caramel skin that you loathe so much. I usually look towards Spanish and Italian but the world is full of beautiful women.
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Hey, Natural Girl, I just called you out as a dude.
 Quoting: The Truth 1496370


Well, I can prove my avatar is my picture and that you are a tard. What can you prove?
 Quoting: NaturalGirl




non-premium users can only choose already uploaded pics by other people, cannot upload their own.

YOU LOSE

Last Edited by Namastetic on 08/06/2011 09:12 PM
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No offense OP but in a recent global poll American Women were voted among the least desirable by every nations males on the planet, while American Men were close to the top in desirability among women surveyed around the globe. Since everything else is getting arbitraged cross-border why not this too? Sorry American women it really isn't your thought you were brought up without any of the cultural restraint and discipline that all other peoples, male and female alike, havebeen instilled with as a matter of course since time immemorial. If you are going to blame anyone, blame the politically correct feminist establishment that has ruled academia, media, and general cultural production for the last 40 years.
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the young white girl is taught to be indepedant. independant from who? google european infertiliy. the white race across europe is not reproducing because the white woman is out of control with selfishness me me me .with the divorces being granted with woman thinking of their careers first .the race is dying off the over population the elite speak of is people of color you are only equal to men in paying taxes .you are the other half of the whole you are not grater than or less than you just are.woman across this planet owe thanks to the white male it was him that gave women the freedom they enjoy today at least in western civilization but a monster was created in the process all men of color in the other races looked upon woman as support not equal his other half to help conquer this world with his queen by his side . you white woman want to be king you think iam lying look at the numbers people of color are multiplying. why do you think planned parent hood is in 78 percent poor neihborhoods. the elite know. you believe you are smarter than men and some of you are no doubt but its about family in the end be fruitful and multiply.not career, not independance what a croc a social species being taught independance. well thats just species genocide. if you become a whore in bed a maid in the kitchen that man will die for you.
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I think once the troll has been caught in its own lie it goes to a little reserved piece of hell made just for it. Don't expect the pic...lol

And for the record what a racist rant this has been!

I'm white and I gotta say some (well a lot actually) hispanic women are hot! I happen to prefer that caramel skin that you loathe so much. I usually look towards Spanish and Italian but the world is full of beautiful women.
 Quoting: AlienStalker


Right on.

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08/06/2011 11:10 PM
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non-premium users can only choose already uploaded pics by other people, cannot upload their own.

YOU LOSE
 Quoting: Namastetic


True but if you WERE A PREMIUM user then dropped it you can keep your avatar. FAIL tard.
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08/06/2011 11:38 PM
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I can hear a song parody of Santana changing "Black Magic Woman" into "Brown Magic Vagina"

Got a brown magic vagina... etc.
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