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Brown Magic Vaginas

 
The Truth
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i want some pink OP pussy!! mmmmmm!
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Noooooo! She's not a girl!!!!
 Quoting: The Truth 1497460


Actually not even human. Think reptilian.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


We've been over this before. You must provide proof. There is simply too much doubt: Why would such a good looking woman be at home on the weekend communicating with nerds? Why would an ardent Obama supporter dish out so much racial intolerance for women of color? Why would a woman even talk about vaginas like that?

Solution is to take a picture of yourself holding the signs "The Truth is a tard." Upload it to this thread, and this will all go away, as will I.

Until then, you are a fat white whiskered liberal troll dude who wants to put lipstick on a pig.
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i want some pink OP pussy!! mmmmmm!
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Noooooo! She's not a girl!!!!
 Quoting: The Truth 1497460


Actually not even human. Think reptilian.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


We've been over this before. You must provide proof. There is simply too much doubt: Why would such a good looking woman be at home on the weekend communicating with nerds? Why would an ardent Obama supporter dish out so much racial intolerance for women of color? Why would a woman even talk about vaginas like that?

Solution is to take a picture of yourself holding the signs "The Truth is a tard." Upload it to this thread, and this will all go away, as will I.

Until then, you are a fat white whiskered liberal troll dude who wants to put lipstick on a pig.
 Quoting: The Truth 1497460


tounge
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So, my boyfriend just left me for a Hispanic girl. I have been doing extensive research and informal polling and now believe that there is a conspiracy to make all of America brown since white men cannot resist Hispanic woman once they have tasted their “fruit”. These women lure them in with their caramel colored skin and I swear I think they have brown magic in their vaginas. Many of these women are not even that attractive and the white guys hardly give them a 2nd look AT FIRST. But then the white guys get sucked in and their hooked.

Of course old fat impotent white guys are safe so this covers the republicans but, no normal virile American guy is safe from these Hispanic temptresses. Just give it a couple of generations and every baby born here will be brown.
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Mexico lost more than a half of his territory to USA,now we are taking it back little by little, fucking racist bitch.
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So, my boyfriend just left me for a Hispanic girl. I have been doing extensive research and informal polling and now believe that there is a conspiracy to make all of America brown since white men cannot resist Hispanic woman once they have tasted their “fruit”. These women lure them in with their caramel colored skin and I swear I think they have brown magic in their vaginas. Many of these women are not even that attractive and the white guys hardly give them a 2nd look AT FIRST. But then the white guys get sucked in and their hooked.

Of course old fat impotent white guys are safe so this covers the republicans but, no normal virile American guy is safe from these Hispanic temptresses. Just give it a couple of generations and every baby born here will be brown.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


Mexico lost more than a half of his territory to USA,now we are taking it back little by little, fucking racist bitch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457771


That's until Texas decides to quit putting up with your shit and commissions another Sam Houston to start kicking ass.
> Oh, and Tennessee will be right there with them.

Last Edited by Big Irish Bastard on 08/07/2011 09:34 PM
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So, my boyfriend just left me for a Hispanic girl. I have been doing extensive research and informal polling and now believe that there is a conspiracy to make all of America brown since white men cannot resist Hispanic woman once they have tasted their “fruit”. These women lure them in with their caramel colored skin and I swear I think they have brown magic in their vaginas. Many of these women are not even that attractive and the white guys hardly give them a 2nd look AT FIRST. But then the white guys get sucked in and their hooked.

Of course old fat impotent white guys are safe so this covers the republicans but, no normal virile American guy is safe from these Hispanic temptresses. Just give it a couple of generations and every baby born here will be brown.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


Mexico lost more than a half of his territory to USA,now we are taking it back little by little, fucking racist bitch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457771


Your lack of history, makes for a poor excuse for idiocy.

Mexico SOLD it's land to the US for $15 million dollars back in 1848.

The only thing you'll "take back" is body bags of your fallen amigos if you continue causing problems by the border.


Just because we have pussy-foot Obamster in office at the moment, doesn't mean he'll be there in a week from now. Anything can happen.
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So, my boyfriend just left me for a Hispanic girl. I have been doing extensive research and informal polling and now believe that there is a conspiracy to make all of America brown since white men cannot resist Hispanic woman once they have tasted their “fruit”. These women lure them in with their caramel colored skin and I swear I think they have brown magic in their vaginas. Many of these women are not even that attractive and the white guys hardly give them a 2nd look AT FIRST. But then the white guys get sucked in and their hooked.

Of course old fat impotent white guys are safe so this covers the republicans but, no normal virile American guy is safe from these Hispanic temptresses. Just give it a couple of generations and every baby born here will be brown.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


Mexico lost more than a half of his territory to USA,now we are taking it back little by little, fucking racist bitch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457771


Your lack of history, makes for a poor excuse for idiocy.

Mexico SOLD it's land to the US for $15 million dollars back in 1848.

The only thing you'll "take back" is body bags of your fallen amigos if you continue causing problems by the border.


Just because we have pussy-foot Obamster in office at the moment, doesn't mean he'll be there in a week from now. Anything can happen.
 Quoting: Sword of Michael


INDEED, impeachment is always a possibility.
There were rumors of this a week or so ago I thought.
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We are all the result of our past choices meeting the future.
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Teethless?
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So far this is the best thread around right now too!~


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Thank you. You would think that after 10 pages of replies and 7,580 views I could get a pin.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


You want a pin?

Lay back

You may not have a brown magic vagina but you will do.

sideways
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Classic.
NaturalGirl (OP)

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08/08/2011 04:25 PM
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We've been over this before. You must provide proof. There is simply too much doubt: Why would such a good looking woman be at home on the weekend communicating with nerds? Why would an ardent Obama supporter dish out so much racial intolerance for women of color? Why would a woman even talk about vaginas like that?

Solution is to take a picture of yourself holding the signs "The Truth is a tard." Upload it to this thread, and this will all go away, as will I.

Until then, you are a fat white whiskered liberal troll dude who wants to put lipstick on a pig.
 Quoting: The Truth 1497460


If you read back through this thread you WILL see that I did post a link to photobucket. Then I got banned for 7 days cause the mod said I was not allowed to do this.
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08/08/2011 05:55 PM
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We've been over this before. You must provide proof. There is simply too much doubt: Why would such a good looking woman be at home on the weekend communicating with nerds? Why would an ardent Obama supporter dish out so much racial intolerance for women of color? Why would a woman even talk about vaginas like that?

Solution is to take a picture of yourself holding the signs "The Truth is a tard." Upload it to this thread, and this will all go away, as will I.

Until then, you are a fat white whiskered liberal troll dude who wants to put lipstick on a pig.
 Quoting: The Truth 1497460


If you read back through this thread you WILL see that I did post a link to photobucket. Then I got banned for 7 days cause the mod said I was not allowed to do this.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


Hmmm, then we shall have to redouble our efforts. What exactly are the rules that you supposedly violated? Got to figure out how to work around this.
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i'm blind so what do i care?!?

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Hmmm this topic is bsflag

And OP is a BIGGER B.S-er!!!

FFS Woman! WHAT is wrong with you ???
I've seen your movie... the one with the reaction that YOUR COUGH IS UGLY !! You know ? WITH THE RING !
You need to get a life! and i mean DO IT NOW cause TSIHTF !!

BUT! No one saw THIS post ???
It's awesome !!! Haven't had a SERIOUS good laugh for yearssss...

TY Anonymous Coward 1472853 !!!


I'm waiting for a pic of her vagina.
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OK, I took the picture with the phone but I can't figure out how to upload here. How do you do it?
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


Don't do it!!!

Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error.
It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.
I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over. Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair.
Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish.
When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads.
I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back.
Weeks Later , trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony. Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
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I'm afraid to read this thread.
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Trust me, they are all pink on the inside...
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So, my boyfriend just left me for a Hispanic girl. I have been doing extensive research and informal polling and now believe that there is a conspiracy to make all of America brown since white men cannot resist Hispanic woman once they have tasted their “fruit”. These women lure them in with their caramel colored skin and I swear I think they have brown magic in their vaginas. Many of these women are not even that attractive and the white guys hardly give them a 2nd look AT FIRST. But then the white guys get sucked in and their hooked.

Of course old fat impotent white guys are safe so this covers the republicans but, no normal virile American guy is safe from these Hispanic temptresses. Just give it a couple of generations and every baby born here will be brown.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


Is it possible that he saw you dancing around like a fool in the hoola hoop video and realize that "hmmm... Maybe a adult shouldn't be doing this" and left you? Maybe the fact that she was Latina was coincidental?

Instead of blaming someone else, you may want to take a look at yourself first. Just saying.

Much love and sorry to hear about it.
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Trust me, they are all pink on the inside...
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cruise
Good news everyone!

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So I think we all agree that OP is a dude. No?
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bump
for tha truth
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bump
for tha truth
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You were searching for "vagina" weren't you?

5a
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bump
for tha truth
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You were searching for "vagina" weren't you?

5a
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no , I remembered the tread and wanted to check it out
and WOW , there it was 15 pages
WTF
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OP is right
Hispanic chicks are hawt!!
yum, yum...
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Luv them BMV
Yum, yum
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I like my va jay jay pink
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