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Brown Magic Vaginas

 
NaturalGirl (OP)

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If that is you in your avatar , then he is a blind retard .
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Its a models avatar, Forgot her name, but the pic is of a famous model

You dont get out much do you?
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You are full of it. The only place you will find my picture on the net is here.
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your picture is of mandy moore get real
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1472733


Not even close. Time to get your glasses prescription updated. I look a lot more like the Dutch girl than Mandy Moore. Look at the shape of our faces and noses.
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Once you go brown, the white girls just let you down :P

All kidding aside, variety makes life worth living. I like women of every color, but I will be the first to admit that a cute little Asian or Hispanic just sends me into a feeding frenzy. OM NOM NOM NOM.
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07/18/2011 03:48 PM
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You've heard the OP guys.

Let's listen in...


 Quoting: °Epic°


I don't care what that lady is saying..all I hear is

Look at my boobs, guess how big my ass is, my lips are full of love, my accent sounds great when im on my knees...

LOL

Seriously I have been MEGA attracted to latin women lately...its soo intense!

BTW that lady is hotter than OP's avatar in my opinion...
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07/18/2011 03:57 PM
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I'm not going to really bash hispanics, I think that's kind of an asshole thing to do however, I'll call a spade a spade and a plethora of hispanic women that I have met have been way too mouthy and "fiery" for my tastes.

It wouldn't be too bad if they had a reason to but most of them were ignorant and simply had a view based on failed logic and were quick to get all uppity for no fucking reason.

I'll stick to white country girls!
 Quoting: RB2


Must be a fat impotent republican who has never actually had a Hispanic girl or any others for that matter.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


You talk like a dude.

Women don't care that much about politics and pussy.
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I'm not going to really bash hispanics, I think that's kind of an asshole thing to do however, I'll call a spade a spade and a plethora of hispanic women that I have met have been way too mouthy and "fiery" for my tastes.

It wouldn't be too bad if they had a reason to but most of them were ignorant and simply had a view based on failed logic and were quick to get all uppity for no fucking reason.

I'll stick to white country girls!
 Quoting: RB2


Must be a fat impotent republican who has never actually had a Hispanic girl or any others for that matter.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


You talk like a dude.

Women don't care that much about politics and pussy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1439282


I think OP is a dude as well. Gettin off on made up stories,
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Its a models avatar, Forgot her name, but the pic is of a famous model

You dont get out much do you?
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINAUGHTY




You are full of it. The only place you will find my picture on the net is here.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


your picture is of mandy moore get real
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1472733


Not even close. Time to get your glasses prescription updated. I look a lot more like the Dutch girl than Mandy Moore. Look at the shape of our faces and noses.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


Hey NaturalGirl,

Change your name to BasementBoy, cause thats what you are, lol

Congrats on being imaginative and having fun. It is GLP after all.
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I'm telling you even the fat Hispanic girls are irrefutable to the virile white men. This is a serious conspiracy. This thread needs to be PINNED.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


Well I for one being a single white guy who has never been with an Hispanic woman, I have never found them attractive or appealing, and have never been attracted to them. I don't know if you care but I gotta say I think your amazing looking, I don't know if it matters anyway. I would rather be with someone who looked like you or was down to earth, natural and real. I hope that helps you.
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I'm not going to really bash hispanics, I think that's kind of an asshole thing to do however, I'll call a spade a spade and a plethora of hispanic women that I have met have been way too mouthy and "fiery" for my tastes.

It wouldn't be too bad if they had a reason to but most of them were ignorant and simply had a view based on failed logic and were quick to get all uppity for no fucking reason.

I'll stick to white country girls!
 Quoting: RB2


Must be a fat impotent republican who has never actually had a Hispanic girl or any others for that matter.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


You talk like a dude.

Women don't care that much about politics and pussy.
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I'm waiting for a pic of her vagina.
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07/18/2011 04:06 PM
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I went to a BBQ about 2 weeks ago.

Everyone was hypnotized by this fugly TEETHLESS hispanic girl.

It was a disgusting sight indeed.

Me and my friends were fucking scared.

The guys were just hitting on her over and over.

hiding

It was so hideous that she needs to be added to the cryptozoology list.
 Quoting: Silverblade



See, exactly what I said. Once these white guys have a taste they tell all their friends and here come the brown babies.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


SUGAR BABIES eh ? lol
NaturalGirl (OP)

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You've heard the OP guys.

Let's listen in...


 Quoting: °Epic°


I don't care what that lady is saying..all I hear is

Look at my boobs, guess how big my ass is, my lips are full of love, my accent sounds great when im on my knees...

LOL

Seriously I have been MEGA attracted to latin women lately...its soo intense!

BTW that lady is hotter than OP's avatar in my opinion...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1471188


Zackly my point.
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07/18/2011 04:11 PM
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Because not only do their Va jj's look like a taco they taste like one too!
NaturalGirl (OP)

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07/18/2011 04:16 PM
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I'm waiting for a pic of her vagina.
 Quoting: oniongrass


OK, I took the picture with the phone but I can't figure out how to upload here. How do you do it?
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07/18/2011 04:17 PM
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You've heard the OP guys.

Let's listen in...


 Quoting: °Epic°


I don't care what that lady is saying..all I hear is

Look at my boobs, guess how big my ass is, my lips are full of love, my accent sounds great when im on my knees...

LOL

Seriously I have been MEGA attracted to latin women lately...its soo intense!

BTW that lady is hotter than OP's avatar in my opinion...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1471188


Zackly my point.

 Quoting: NaturalGirl


Hey LOOK its Louis Guterras daughter.. lol not attractive

Our language doenst fit in theier mouths right, can you see it.
This is just a ploy to get more here in America and take it over by subversion.
Anonymous Coward
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07/18/2011 04:19 PM
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Hey OP, ur all "natural"?
chuckle
Anonymous Coward
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07/18/2011 04:20 PM
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Naaa.. no magic brown vagina for me. I like em bigger so give me plump white ones.. lol
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I'm waiting for a pic of her vagina.
 Quoting: oniongrass


OK, I took the picture with the phone but I can't figure out how to upload here. How do you do it?
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


put it on photobucket and then link it.
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yum yum ese...



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so the white girls go for the black males, and the white guys go for the brown skinned babes, I guess that means whitty is breeding himself and herself out of existence..

Survival of the horniest...
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07/18/2011 04:28 PM
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If that is you in your avatar , then he is a blind retard .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1472503


Thats not her stupid.
This is what she looks like!
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Ok, time for a swim. Back soon and please vote to pin this important thread. Thank you
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


And tan your lips while your at it, and post us a Vid Via Vagina Cam.
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I'm waiting for a pic of her vagina.
 Quoting: oniongrass


OK, I took the picture with the phone but I can't figure out how to upload here. How do you do it?
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


put it on photobucket and then link it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1394642


Here she is!!!
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I'm waiting for a pic of her vagina.
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OK, I took the picture with the phone but I can't figure out how to upload here. How do you do it?
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


Don't do it!!!

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So, my boyfriend just left me for a Hispanic girl. I have been doing extensive research and informal polling and now believe that there is a conspiracy to make all of America brown since white men cannot resist Hispanic woman once they have tasted their “fruit”. These women lure them in with their caramel colored skin and I swear I think they have brown magic in their vaginas. Many of these women are not even that attractive and the white guys hardly give them a 2nd look AT FIRST. But then the white guys get sucked in and their hooked.

Of course old fat impotent white guys are safe so this covers the republicans but, no normal virile American guy is safe from these Hispanic temptresses. Just give it a couple of generations and every baby born here will be brown.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


lmao Well, I do have a soft spot for the latina soft spot, but I procreated with an Irish lass.

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I traced her IP and did a search of her online photos and this is what I found...
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And the mexican her man hooked up with...
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Last Edited by Cylo Serious on 07/18/2011 04:39 PM
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But I also found her man here...
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YY 2 ese



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does this work

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Its a models avatar, Forgot her name, but the pic is of a famous model

You dont get out much do you?
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINAUGHTY




You are full of it. The only place you will find my picture on the net is here.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


your picture is of mandy moore get real
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1472733


Not even close. Time to get your glasses prescription updated. I look a lot more like the Dutch girl than Mandy Moore. Look at the shape of our faces and noses.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


that is a picture of mandy moore - anyone can look up pics of mandy moore and see for themselves. and no you don't look like the model.
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You are full of it. The only place you will find my picture on the net is here.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


your picture is of mandy moore get real
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1472733


Not even close. Time to get your glasses prescription updated. I look a lot more like the Dutch girl than Mandy Moore. Look at the shape of our faces and noses.
 Quoting: NaturalGirl


that is a picture of mandy moore - anyone can look up pics of mandy moore and see for themselves. and no you don't look like the model.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1472930


Another rocket scientist. Of course if you were right you could post a link to the same picture. FAIL
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