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What are your first world problems?

 
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07/20/2011 03:00 PM
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What are your first world problems?
yesterday, I forgot to bring my phone with me when I went to the bathroom and I was bored the entire time....

and today my hot water ran out 45 minutes into my shower!
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07/20/2011 03:04 PM
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yesterday, I forgot to bring my phone with me when I went to the bathroom and I was bored the entire time....

and today my hot water ran out 45 minutes into my shower!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475445


Speaking of hot water I was able to take a shower today without using hot water. I would say the cold water had a temp of 80 degrees.
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07/20/2011 03:07 PM
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Re: What are your first world problems?
A/C in my Mini Cooper went out. Hole in low pressure side hose (flex part, rubber). Nobody wants to repair the rubber hose... they just want to rape me for a new low pressure line... the ENTIRE line.
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07/20/2011 03:08 PM
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Re: What are your first world problems?
first world problem's..

well i don't remember how it exzactly went down..but i remember being squeezed through a tunnel..very bright light's..then it was cold..everything was blurry..then i got wrapped in a soft warm thing and handed to a screaming lady.. :)
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Re: What are your first world problems?
yesterday, I forgot to bring my phone with me when I went to the bathroom and I was bored the entire time....

and today my hot water ran out 45 minutes into my shower!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475445


Speaking of hot water I was able to take a shower today without using hot water. I would say the cold water had a temp of 80 degrees.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 810307


You must have been fuming mad! Stay strong bro!
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Re: What are your first world problems?
yesterday, I forgot to bring my phone with me when I went to the bathroom and I was bored the entire time....

and today my hot water ran out 45 minutes into my shower!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475445


Speaking of hot water I was able to take a shower today without using hot water. I would say the cold water had a temp of 80 degrees.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 810307


You must have been fuming mad! Stay strong bro!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475445


just realised that's a good thing ;)

shit, it must be blazing where you are!
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yesterday, I forgot to bring my phone with me when I went to the bathroom and I was bored the entire time....

and today my hot water ran out 45 minutes into my shower!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475445


Speaking of hot water I was able to take a shower today without using hot water. I would say the cold water had a temp of 80 degrees.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 810307


You must have been fuming mad! Stay strong bro!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475445


No its just 100+ degrees out:)
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07/20/2011 03:14 PM
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Re: What are your first world problems?
I'm bored.
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07/20/2011 03:15 PM
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Re: What are your first world problems?
A/C in my Mini Cooper went out. Hole in low pressure side hose (flex part, rubber). Nobody wants to repair the rubber hose... they just want to rape me for a new low pressure line... the ENTIRE line.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1448185


*speechless*...a similar thing happened to my 3rd car, and now I have drive my 2010 merc that has a really loud A/C....why me?!
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07/20/2011 03:15 PM
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my x-box is broken
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07/20/2011 03:15 PM
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I had to wait in line at walmart because there weren't enough cashiers
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07/20/2011 03:17 PM
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Re: What are your first world problems?
I took my aston martin to be serviced in chelsea last month and the boy there, curious little fellow from the subcontinent, telephoned me to tell me that the radiator cap was slightly cracked and that he would feel better about things if it were changed, free of charge, as a precaution but the nearest part for my model was located in the mayfair branch and would it be alright if the car was ready one hour later than quoted because of this inconvenience. I mean I screamed for a bit, and some things were said and he basically apologized for ever being born but we worked it out. was it a problem? yes. was I annoyed? yes did I miss the opera that night? no. but did it get resolved because the little guy feared my wrath so normality prevailed.

day at a time... day at a time.
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07/20/2011 03:33 PM
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Re: What are your first world problems?
I'm bored.
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same. We have the entire human knowledge database at our fingers tips and we're still bored :(
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07/20/2011 03:35 PM
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my x-box is broken
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That sucks man! My wii and xbox have both broken so now I have to play on my PS3!
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07/20/2011 03:39 PM
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I had to wait in line at walmart because there weren't enough cashiers
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I feel for you! I went to kfc the other day and they didn't have any fries ready so I had to wait 2 minutes!!!
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07/20/2011 03:43 PM
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Re: What are your first world problems?
I took my aston martin to be serviced in chelsea last month and the boy there, curious little fellow from the subcontinent, telephoned me to tell me that the radiator cap was slightly cracked and that he would feel better about things if it were changed, free of charge, as a precaution but the nearest part for my model was located in the mayfair branch and would it be alright if the car was ready one hour later than quoted because of this inconvenience. I mean I screamed for a bit, and some things were said and he basically apologized for ever being born but we worked it out. was it a problem? yes. was I annoyed? yes did I miss the opera that night? no. but did it get resolved because the little guy feared my wrath so normality prevailed.

day at a time... day at a time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475507


What...the...how do you cope?

I remember the time when the battery in my car keys went dead, so I had to put the key in the door like a savage.
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07/20/2011 04:41 PM
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I took my aston martin to be serviced in chelsea last month and the boy there, curious little fellow from the subcontinent, telephoned me to tell me that the radiator cap was slightly cracked and that he would feel better about things if it were changed, free of charge, as a precaution but the nearest part for my model was located in the mayfair branch and would it be alright if the car was ready one hour later than quoted because of this inconvenience. I mean I screamed for a bit, and some things were said and he basically apologized for ever being born but we worked it out. was it a problem? yes. was I annoyed? yes did I miss the opera that night? no. but did it get resolved because the little guy feared my wrath so normality prevailed.

day at a time... day at a time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475507


What...the...how do you cope?

I remember the time when the battery in my car keys went dead, so I had to put the key in the door like a savage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475445


that sounds horrific dear boy, truly horrific. stiff G&T that night I bet.
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07/20/2011 04:45 PM
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Re: What are your first world problems?
my flatscreen tv has too much glare from one angle, and i have to clean up the molten cheese in my microwave.
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07/20/2011 04:59 PM
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I just scuffed my $200 Air Jordans and the battery on my ipad is in the red down to 10% so I'll have to stop playing angry birds for a few hours.

I hate the world right now.
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07/20/2011 05:10 PM
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Pah, You think you have it bad.

The other day, My AuPair forgot to buy the Saint Agur Cheese and I had to walk over the road myself to Waitrose and get it myself!!

AND, now this is where it gets frustrating, My wife the silly trout, forgot to put the wine in the fridge on time, I had to have my 8pm glass of Pinot slightly above room temperature!!!
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07/20/2011 05:11 PM
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meh.
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07/21/2011 01:18 AM
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Re: What are your first world problems?
I took my aston martin to be serviced in chelsea last month and the boy there, curious little fellow from the subcontinent, telephoned me to tell me that the radiator cap was slightly cracked and that he would feel better about things if it were changed, free of charge, as a precaution but the nearest part for my model was located in the mayfair branch and would it be alright if the car was ready one hour later than quoted because of this inconvenience. I mean I screamed for a bit, and some things were said and he basically apologized for ever being born but we worked it out. was it a problem? yes. was I annoyed? yes did I miss the opera that night? no. but did it get resolved because the little guy feared my wrath so normality prevailed.

day at a time... day at a time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475507


What...the...how do you cope?

I remember the time when the battery in my car keys went dead, so I had to put the key in the door like a savage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475445


OMFG LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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07/21/2011 01:27 AM
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I'm only gonna harvest a half pound this week..

verysad
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07/21/2011 02:11 AM
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hiding
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Re: What are your first world problems?
this thread is "winning"

epiclol
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Im down to using toonies and loonies until cheque day.
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Re: What are your first world problems?
I tried making an account on GLP but my username was already taken :(

The weather was too nice today I cant see the screen on my smart phone

I was waiting for a page to load on the internet I could not wait longer than 3 seconds so I clicked refresh and just before I did the page loaded it refreshed again and I had to wait another 3 seconds

I went to the toilet without my smartphone and had to read the shower gel label

I heated a drink in the microwave but the turntable always finishes with the mugs handle pointing away from me :(

The lead in my £60 ($100) mechanical pencil keeps going back in when i write
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08/26/2014 04:19 PM
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I am sitting in front of my new little Asus Transformer Tablet/Netbook and ask myself: Why the hell does Apple not come up with something like this, that is a great tool to work with.
MGTOW
No kids, no wife, no problems in life
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08/26/2014 04:24 PM
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Too many clothes, shoes, purses. lol.
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08/26/2014 04:26 PM
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Re: What are your first world problems?
I took the recycling bin out to the curb and realized it's next week so I had to drag it back up the driveway.
When you find a piece of shit along side the road and you poke it with a stick, what do you expect to find inside of it, gold?
No, it's just going to stink more.





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