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I need a JOB! Anyone want to hire me? My specialty is computers

 
Anonymous Coward
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I need a JOB! Anyone want to hire me? My specialty is computers
I am in need of a job working from home. Can anyone hire me?
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07/20/2011 10:33 PM
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Who'd hire anyone posting on GLP??
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07/20/2011 10:34 PM
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Who'd hire anyone posting on GLP??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1473141


Well, I thought Bill Gates or Warren Buffet might be surfing :)

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07/20/2011 10:35 PM
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I am serious. I do need a Job. Any rich people out there care to help me out?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/20/2011 10:38 PM
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Trinity, you seem to be a rich person. Can YOU hire me?
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Re: I need a JOB! Anyone want to hire me? My specialty is computers
So
let me get
this
you need
Someone to pay
You
To sit at
Home?!?!?!




Give me a PM
when you
REALLY
Need WORK!!!
Bad brings good
If the worst comes
the best comes after
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: I need a JOB! Anyone want to hire me? My specialty is computers
So
let me get
this
you need
Someone to pay
You
To sit at
Home?!?!?!




Give me a PM
when you
REALLY
Need WORK!!!
 Quoting: bcfd101


Really, Do you have something I can do?
bcfd101

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07/20/2011 10:44 PM
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Can you run
a chainsaw?
Bad brings good
If the worst comes
the best comes after
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/20/2011 10:45 PM
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Can you run
a chainsaw?
 Quoting: bcfd101


Hell NO!.

I think ones and zeros. I am a computer genius.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/20/2011 10:48 PM
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Dam, I guess I will apply for food stamps!
mopar28m
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I am in need of a job working from home. Can anyone hire me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475977


genuinejobs.com
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vaccinefreehealth@hushmail.com

Racin​g to end vaccinations.
RadiatedHighness

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07/20/2011 10:50 PM
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Re: I need a JOB! Anyone want to hire me? My specialty is computers
If you're that good with computers, specifically programming and/or graphic/website design, then do that. Sure, it takes time to build a good base and you have to start a site in order to offer your services but, if you're decent, it won't take long at all to start making some money.
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Can you run
a chainsaw?
 Quoting: bcfd101


Hell NO!.

I think ones and zeros. I am a computer genius.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475977


I am a fire
genius







Have you
Ever thought of
branching out

Or are you
Stuck to
The screen
Bad brings good
If the worst comes
the best comes after
Anonymous Coward
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07/20/2011 10:57 PM
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genius? now wonder you cant get a job. after you're all grown up and got a ccna ask again.
bcfd101

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07/20/2011 11:04 PM
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Dam, I guess I will apply for food stamps!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475977




So its i get
To do what i want!!
Not what i can!


Or fuck it
You pay. For me



When you
want to
WORK

PM. me

Untill then
whatever
Bad brings good
If the worst comes
the best comes after
Captain Planet Alex

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07/20/2011 11:09 PM
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Who'd hire anyone posting on GLP??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1473141


Well, I thought Bill Gates or Warren Buffet might be surfing :)

lolsign
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475977


It would be awesome if this actually led to your employment with one of the two. If it does happen, listen i called it. Remember me, I will be your assistant.
The Divinity in me bows to the Divinity in you... In other words, Namaste In lak'ech GLPeers!
God is the Captain Of My Soul. -alex
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07/20/2011 11:12 PM
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You're too specialized
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Trinity, you seem to be a rich person. Can YOU hire me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475977


Sorry...according to Liberals....only the government can provide jobs.


The "RICH" are for TAXING only.


oridin
bcfd101

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You're too specialized
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iamwith
Bad brings good
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the best comes after
Anonymous Coward
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07/20/2011 11:26 PM
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Re: I need a JOB! Anyone want to hire me? My specialty is computers
I work for myself from home, it's really quite possible. The trick is to be able to do something that people are willing to pay you to do and then find people who want to pay you.

If you're good with computers then you should learn search engine optimization, you'll find a lot of money there when you find the right customer base.

Of course, only about 10% of people who ever try to work for themselves end up making money. If you're good you'll make money.
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I am in need of a job working from home. Can anyone hire me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475977


FUCK OP.

YOU BEAT ME TO THE THREAD.
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07/20/2011 11:28 PM
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I am in need of a job working from home. Can anyone hire me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475977


genuinejobs.com
 Quoting: mopar28m


POST MORE AWESOME JOB SEARCH WEBSITES

FUCK CRAIGSLIST AND HOUND
FUCK INDEED
FUCK SIMPLYHIRED
FUCK JOBRAPIDO!!

POST THE AWESOME SITES WHERE YOU GOD DAMN GLPers FIND YOUR JOBS FROM.

Or

Get Connections.

hf
bcfd101

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07/20/2011 11:53 PM
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Or




You could
Really
Learn to work
to support
You and yours
Bad brings good
If the worst comes
the best comes after
Anonymous Coward
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07/21/2011 12:00 AM
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Re: I need a JOB! Anyone want to hire me? My specialty is computers
The problem that you guys are having is that you're looking for a job. You're basically looking to trade away precious hours of your life to some douchebag "boss" who feels like you owe him something for the money you earn.

What you need to do is learn how to make money. Making money and having a job are two different things. I make money but I don't, technically, have a job.

Having a job is the least secure and least rewarding way to make money. There are a million ways to make money these days, you just have to learn how to adapt to a changing socio-economic system.

Look at the internet, everything about it is designed to make people money. Websites make the owner money and he had to pay someone to do everything involved with the website.

If you want to make money then you need to make yourself valuable. What can you do that people will pay for? How can you do it better than everyone else? These are the two questions you need to concern yourself with.
Taz
!#%&&(^#%@*!

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07/21/2011 12:11 AM

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is this supposed to be a resume? " I am a genius with computers " and.. " I think it 1's and 0's " ???

I am a Computer Network Engineer, I don't think in ones and zeros, and neither do computers. In Fact they think in transistor states. And, OR, Nor

come on dude... try harder than this!!!

-me
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07/21/2011 12:12 AM
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I am in need of a job working from home. Can anyone hire me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475977


Look surfing porn is not a computer"specialty".
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I am in need of a job working from home. Can anyone hire me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475977


I'll sit at home for half of what this guy will and I'm twice the computer genius he's ever thought of being. This is a limited time 50% off offer. Don't let this once in a lifetime opportunity pass you by!
Taz
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is this supposed to be a resume? " I am a genius with computers " and.. " I think it 1's and 0's " ???

I am a Computer Network Engineer, I don't think in ones and zeros, and neither do computers. In Fact they think in transistor states. And, OR, Nor

come on dude... try harder than this!!!

-me
 Quoting: Taz


before someone trumps me " NOT " is NOT a transistor state. NOT is the oposite polarity of a transistor's output. BTW 1 + 1 = 0 BITE ME. ( In Binary )
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HAHA

What a bunch of morons (OP included)

As if we don't KNOW most people here are getting paid (by us) to sit at a computer on GLP and do surveillance.


As if we don't know you planted this thread to hear yourselves talk down to us.
Retarded people are better off than you (that's why you hate them, they constantly are on-upping you pervs)

GET A JOB YOU PIRATE THIEVES
mopar28m
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I am in need of a job working from home. Can anyone hire me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475977


genuinejobs.com
 Quoting: mopar28m


POST MORE AWESOME JOB SEARCH WEBSITES

FUCK CRAIGSLIST AND HOUND
FUCK INDEED
FUCK SIMPLYHIRED
FUCK JOBRAPIDO!!

POST THE AWESOME SITES WHERE YOU GOD DAMN GLPers FIND YOUR JOBS FROM.

Or

Get Connections.

hf
 Quoting: Silverblade


Here are a couple of companies I work for, we're always looking for new people.

[link to www.us.cpm-int.com]

[link to www.newsamerica.com]
vaccinefreehealth.spam

vaccinefreehealth@hushmail.com

Racin​g to end vaccinations.
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I am in need of a job working from home. Can anyone hire me?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1475977


Look surfing porn is not a computer"specialty".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1472919


You are the same nugg thiggers that dump piles of dirty magazines in the woods to spy on kids and set them up.

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