I need a JOB! Anyone want to hire me? My specialty is computers

Who'd hire anyone posting on GLP??

Well, I thought Bill Gates or Warren Buffet might be surfing :)

I am serious. I do need a Job. Any rich people out there care to help me out?

Trinity, you seem to be a rich person. Can YOU hire me?

So
let me get
this
you need
Someone to pay
You
To sit at
Home?!?!?!




Give me a PM
when you
REALLY
Need WORK!!!

Really, Do you have something I can do?

Can you run
a chainsaw?

Hell NO!.

I think ones and zeros. I am a computer genius.

Dam, I guess I will apply for food stamps!

genuinejobs.com

If you're that good with computers, specifically programming and/or graphic/website design, then do that. Sure, it takes time to build a good base and you have to start a site in order to offer your services but, if you're decent, it won't take long at all to start making some money.

I am a fire
genius







Have you
Ever thought of
branching out

Or are you
Stuck to
The screen

genius? now wonder you cant get a job. after you're all grown up and got a ccna ask again.

So its i get
To do what i want!!
Not what i can!


Or fuck it
You pay. For me



When you
want to
WORK

PM. me

Untill then

It would be awesome if this actually led to your employment with one of the two. If it does happen, listen i called it. Remember me, I will be your assistant.

You're too specialized

Sorry...according to Liberals....only the government can provide jobs.


The "RICH" are for TAXING only.

I work for myself from home, it's really quite possible. The trick is to be able to do something that people are willing to pay you to do and then find people who want to pay you.

If you're good with computers then you should learn search engine optimization, you'll find a lot of money there when you find the right customer base.

Of course, only about 10% of people who ever try to work for themselves end up making money. If you're good you'll make money.

FUCK OP.

YOU BEAT ME TO THE THREAD.

POST MORE AWESOME JOB SEARCH WEBSITES

FUCK CRAIGSLIST AND HOUND
FUCK INDEED
FUCK SIMPLYHIRED
FUCK JOBRAPIDO!!

POST THE AWESOME SITES WHERE YOU GOD DAMN GLPers FIND YOUR JOBS FROM.

Or

Get Connections.

Or




You could
Really
Learn to work
to support
You and yours

The problem that you guys are having is that you're looking for a job. You're basically looking to trade away precious hours of your life to some douchebag "boss" who feels like you owe him something for the money you earn.

What you need to do is learn how to make money. Making money and having a job are two different things. I make money but I don't, technically, have a job.

Having a job is the least secure and least rewarding way to make money. There are a million ways to make money these days, you just have to learn how to adapt to a changing socio-economic system.

Look at the internet, everything about it is designed to make people money. Websites make the owner money and he had to pay someone to do everything involved with the website.

If you want to make money then you need to make yourself valuable. What can you do that people will pay for? How can you do it better than everyone else? These are the two questions you need to concern yourself with.

is this supposed to be a resume? " I am a genius with computers " and.. " I think it 1's and 0's " ???

I am a Computer Network Engineer, I don't think in ones and zeros, and neither do computers. In Fact they think in transistor states. And, OR, Nor

come on dude... try harder than this!!!

-me

Look surfing porn is not a computer"specialty".

I'll sit at home for half of what this guy will and I'm twice the computer genius he's ever thought of being. This is a limited time 50% off offer. Don't let this once in a lifetime opportunity pass you by!

before someone trumps me " NOT " is NOT a transistor state. NOT is the oposite polarity of a transistor's output. BTW 1 + 1 = 0 BITE ME. ( In Binary )

HAHA

What a bunch of morons (OP included)

As if we don't KNOW most people here are getting paid (by us) to sit at a computer on GLP and do surveillance.


As if we don't know you planted this thread to hear yourselves talk down to us.
Retarded people are better off than you (that's why you hate them, they constantly are on-upping you pervs)

GET A JOB YOU PIRATE THIEVES

Here are a couple of companies I work for, we're always looking for new people.

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You are the same nugg thiggers that dump piles of dirty magazines in the woods to spy on kids and set them up.