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DOOMTARDS LISTEN UP

 
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This is going to be a HARD pill to swallow for some of you...it was (and still is sometimes) for me...but I'm doing better after realizing and admitting the following:

*Doom is ALL in your head. Of course the economy sucks right now...but that's what happens every so often. But there is NOT going to be some epic global crash where we wake up and it's like the cavemen days. Besides that, there is NO nibiru, planet x, whatever. Elenin is NOT a threat. No EMP is going to wipe out the grid. There is NO global conspiracy to start WWIII. And NO, aliens are NOT going to land or invade or whatever they do.

*Like I mentioned before, YOU created all this in your head, and for a reason. It's because you CAN'T deal with reality. You are all mentally divergent and have created this dark fantasy world because it makes you FEEL alive. It makes you feel like you are a part of something big and gives you some sort of adrenaline rush to believe you are sitting on the precipice of some great cataclysm or epic global transformation.

*You all need to seek help. I mean that in the nicest way. Maybe not professionally for all of you...but at least talk to someone about your disorder.

Trust me, it will get better.
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Oh, dry up and blow away.
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Oh, dry up and blow away.
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lmao what the fuck
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OP is truely a dumbtard
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No doom? Oh nooooooooo, that's real dooooom!!!!
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This is going to be a HARD pill to swallow for some of you...it was (and still is sometimes) for me...but I'm doing better after realizing and admitting the following:

*Doom is ALL in your head. Of course the economy sucks right now...but that's what happens every so often. But there is NOT going to be some epic global crash where we wake up and it's like the cavemen days. Besides that, there is NO nibiru, planet x, whatever. Elenin is NOT a threat. No EMP is going to wipe out the grid. There is NO global conspiracy to start WWIII. And NO, aliens are NOT going to land or invade or whatever they do.

*Like I mentioned before, YOU created all this in your head, and for a reason. It's because you CAN'T deal with reality. You are all mentally divergent and have created this dark fantasy world because it makes you FEEL alive. It makes you feel like you are a part of something big and gives you some sort of adrenaline rush to believe you are sitting on the precipice of some great cataclysm or epic global transformation.

*You all need to seek help. I mean that in the nicest way. Maybe not professionally for all of you...but at least talk to someone about your disorder.

Trust me, it will get better.
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my God one of the most rational things ever said in here....you are sooo gonna get hammered on for it.

clappa
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07/21/2011 08:28 AM
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OP is right. Im throwing in the towel. I cant take this self delusion anymore. Its become a fabrication that pleases me. Reality sucks, but at least its real.

Fuck you OP.
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Oh, dry up and blow away.
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rofl

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This is going to be a HARD pill to swallow for some of you...it was (and still is sometimes) for me...but I'm doing better after realizing and admitting the following:

*Doom is ALL in your head...
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I'm pretty sure most DOOMfolk on GLP are quite aware of the possibility that everything they tell themselves is bullshit, but most are also willing to admit that everything that CAN happen is just that, a possibility, and therefore don't need to be shoved into a metaphorical box so they can be like everyone else, ie; "Help".

Smoke weed errrday.

And BTW, 5* for a rational thought.

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my God one of the most rational things ever said in here....you are sooo gonna get hammered on for it.

clappa
 Quoting: godzilla85


+1
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OP is truely a dumbtard
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I don't think so,
some People are really suffering,
some even without realizing it!

When you read "everyday" only bad Messages your Mood become bad too,
this will create Loneliness, Melancholy and finally Cancer!

We all need Psycho-Hygiene,
we need positive Energy like a Flower need the Sun,

Doom without a reason will help only the Puppeteers!
G.Y.!B.E.
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Oh, dry up and blow away.
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rofl

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Bloody hay bails!!
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07/21/2011 08:32 AM
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Shit. That means I will have to cough up my part of the mortgage and loan I was left with after my divorce. Was actually looking forward to some doom of some kind. Nothing changes, maybe that's my doom...
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07/21/2011 08:33 AM
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The main problem seems to be the scientific formula of the GLP effect. If everyone would now stop posting something is bound to happen!hiding
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07/21/2011 08:34 AM
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Tell that to Japan dumbass.
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And as always, OP, why are you here? IF you don't believe in ANY of the things that people are here for, why would you even bother with coming onto this site? Is your life so sad and meaningless that you have to come to a conspiracy site to berate people in order make you feel validated? You are simply a troll; the most useless of creatures.

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And as always, OP, why are you here? IF you don't believe in ANY of the things that people are here for, why would you even bother with coming onto this site? Is you life so sad and meaningless that you have to come to a conspiracy site to berate people in order make you feel validated? You are simply a troll; the most useless of creatures.
 Quoting: OCD Chaos Theorist


OP admitted he use to be a doomtard. He's just trying to help. Not saying I necessarily agree but it is good to hear the other side of things.
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07/21/2011 08:40 AM
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BUMP AND PIN THIS 5 STAR SHIT FOR THE GLP EFFECT!


LISTEN UP DUMBASS- there is no ELEnin that will wipe out life on earth BUT global financial doom is real and dangerous. It is nothing to laugh at. I know because I am updated though a contact at a big zombie bank... and THEY know the shit is real but the status quo MUST be maintained to keep the scheme going... AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU are all part of the scheme which they can keep going for another 2-3 months tops so long as not too many people know.

Did you know that JPmorgan chase bought up the oil from the speacial oil release and is holding it!! When the people find out ohnoes for you!
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SOOOO Fukushima isnt happening anymore then? I frickin knew that was imaginary!

For a long time i thought worldwide radiological contamination was a serious concern and posed a severe genetic risk over time do to the ionizing effects of these nuclides on the DNA molecule.


how silly, now i know better.


thanks OP!
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This is going to be a HARD pill to swallow for some of you...it was (and still is sometimes) for me...but I'm doing better after realizing and admitting the following:

*Doom is ALL in your head. Of course the economy sucks right now...but that's what happens every so often. But there is NOT going to be some epic global crash where we wake up and it's like the cavemen days. Besides that, there is NO nibiru, planet x, whatever. Elenin is NOT a threat. No EMP is going to wipe out the grid. There is NO global conspiracy to start WWIII. And NO, aliens are NOT going to land or invade or whatever they do.

*Like I mentioned before, YOU created all this in your head, and for a reason. It's because you CAN'T deal with reality. You are all mentally divergent and have created this dark fantasy world because it makes you FEEL alive. It makes you feel like you are a part of something big and gives you some sort of adrenaline rush to believe you are sitting on the precipice of some great cataclysm or epic global transformation.

*You all need to seek help. I mean that in the nicest way. Maybe not professionally for all of you...but at least talk to someone about your disorder.

Trust me, it will get better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1476418


You really need to be on drugs or medication, if you can afford it. The truth is "you" can't handle the new reality. The economy sucks ... duh? Its up against the wall. Back off from the interface and try to get a firm grip before you get more disorientated.

burnit
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The OP is right and wrong.

Why?

Because

You need to live like there's no tomorrow.

Why?

Because sooner or later everyone here will not have one.

Things are not what they once were.
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BUMP AND PIN THIS 5 STAR SHIT FOR THE GLP EFFECT!


LISTEN UP DUMBASS- there is no ELEnin that will wipe out life on earth BUT global financial doom is real and dangerous. It is nothing to laugh at. I know because I am updated though a contact at a big zombie bank... and THEY know the shit is real but the status quo MUST be maintained to keep the scheme going... AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU are all part of the scheme which they can keep going for another 2-3 months tops so long as not too many people know.

Did you know that JPmorgan chase bought up the oil from the speacial oil release and is holding it!! When the people find out ohnoes for you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1385637


blah blah blah...always 2-3 months...TOPS...i swear this time..JUST A FEW MORE MONTHS HANG ON...blah blah blah LOL...RE-READ THE OP! GET HELP!
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I love it. You just came in, laid a stinkbomb, and sit back and watch the pandemonium. You sir, are a comedic genius!
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This is going to be a HARD pill to swallow for some of you...it was (and still is sometimes) for me...but I'm doing better after realizing and admitting the following:

*Doom is ALL in your head. Of course the economy sucks right now...but that's what happens every so often. But there is NOT going to be some epic global crash where we wake up and it's like the cavemen days. Besides that, there is NO nibiru, planet x, whatever. Elenin is NOT a threat. No EMP is going to wipe out the grid. There is NO global conspiracy to start WWIII. And NO, aliens are NOT going to land or invade or whatever they do.

*Like I mentioned before, YOU created all this in your head, and for a reason. It's because you CAN'T deal with reality. You are all mentally divergent and have created this dark fantasy world because it makes you FEEL alive. It makes you feel like you are a part of something big and gives you some sort of adrenaline rush to believe you are sitting on the precipice of some great cataclysm or epic global transformation.

*You all need to seek help. I mean that in the nicest way. Maybe not professionally for all of you...but at least talk to someone about your disorder.

Trust me, it will get better.
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Ah, so everything is fine.
What a relief.
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I'm pretty sure most DOOMfolk on GLP are quite aware of the possibility that everything they tell themselves is bullshit, but most are also willing to admit that everything that CAN happen is just that, a possibility, and therefore don't need to be shoved into a metaphorical box so they can be like everyone else, ie; "Help".

Smoke weed errrday.

And BTW, 5* for a rational thought.
 Quoting: Quail Man

The problem is that the Doom already happened…

…to many Doom zealots, on the personal level. From what I learned on this site many of them ceased believing in their own future some time ago. They have no resources, lost their jobs and friends and alienated themselves from their families because of their obsessive beliefs.

Many of them literally hope that the “next doom” would release them from their miserable lives.

***

When at it: I rarely hate anyone, but I really do hate Doomsday prophets, spreading paranoia for their profit, fame or political agenda. Fear is the most effective tool of submission and the best selling argument.

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SOOOO Fukushima isnt happening anymore then? I frickin knew that was imaginary!

For a long time i thought worldwide radiological contamination was a serious concern and posed a severe genetic risk over time do to the ionizing effects of these nuclides on the DNA molecule.


how silly, now i know better.


thanks OP!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1342056


I feel better already. That means oil spills, gmos, hyperinflation, vaccinations (turner, gates and winfry are just kidding) and the unfolding food crisis isn't real, hot damn. Denial is almost as sad as the religious tards that want to tell everybody else what they want them to believe. Good job putting your own blinders on. The last group of people that tried that approach of normalcy bias were the jews. Didn't work out for them to well, but I guess by your rationale the holocaust was all in our heads as well.
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I'm going to think about this.
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ww3 is happening right now, and is bcos all the ppl with your mindset that think "its the way it is", have fun in your reality and a good time in your fema camp
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You all need to ask yourselves...."What am I running from?"

Because we are all running in some way or another. Just like some turn to alcohol, women, drugs, etc....the drug of choice here is FEAR...or doom.

Not everyone here is hooked, but most are. I see it. I use to be.

It is just another means of escape from dealing with REAL LIFE.


And for those pointing out Fukushima, yes I feel bad for them. Bad stuff happens. I lived through Katrina...and moved on. Disasters will strike...but if you are seriously pointing to Japan as the reason the world is going to end...well then this thread is JUST FOR YOU.

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