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BUMP AND PIN THIS 5 STAR SHIT FOR THE GLP EFFECT!


LISTEN UP DUMBASS- there is no ELEnin that will wipe out life on earth BUT global financial doom is real and dangerous. It is nothing to laugh at. I know because I am updated though a contact at a big zombie bank... and THEY know the shit is real but the status quo MUST be maintained to keep the scheme going... AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU are all part of the scheme which they can keep going for another 2-3 months tops so long as not too many people know.

Did you know that JPmorgan chase bought up the oil from the speacial oil release and is holding it!! When the people find out ohnoes for you!
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blah blah blah...always 2-3 months...TOPS...i swear this time..JUST A FEW MORE MONTHS HANG ON...blah blah blah LOL...RE-READ THE OP! GET HELP!
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ummm that 2-3 month time frame was given to me by a fucking bean counter at a zombie bank... i dont think he has ever heard of GLP.. in fact im sure hes never heard of it... YOUR PROBLEM Mr. OP DUMBASS is that the "DOOM" you wished for your whole miserable life didn't come when you WANTED it to come and now all of a SUDDEN all doom is cancelled!! LMAO

what a fuckwad.... when I joke about ELEnin being the death star its because of doomtards like you... but when people joke about financial doom I know they will have no clue when it strikes.. trust me about this... the doom that is coming you will wish you never wished for doom again...

things will happen fast

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LISTEN UP DUMBASS- there is no ELEnin that will wipe out life on earth BUT global financial doom is real and dangerous. It is nothing to laugh at. I know because I am updated though a contact at a big zombie bank... and THEY know the shit is real but the status quo MUST be maintained to keep the scheme going... AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU are all part of the scheme which they can keep going for another 2-3 months tops so long as not too many people know.

Did you know that JPmorgan chase bought up the oil from the speacial oil release and is holding it!! When the people find out ohnoes for you!
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blah blah blah...always 2-3 months...TOPS...i swear this time..JUST A FEW MORE MONTHS HANG ON...blah blah blah LOL...RE-READ THE OP! GET HELP!
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ummm that 2-3 month time frame was given to me by a fucking bean counter at a zombie bank... i dont think he has ever heard of GLP.. in fact im sure hes never heard of it... YOUR PROBLEM Mr. OP DUMBASS is that the "DOOM" you wished for your whole miserable life didn't come when you WANTED it to come and now all of a SUDDEN all doom is cancelled!! LMAO

what a fuckwad.... when I joke about ELEnin being the death star its because of doomtards like you... but when people joke about financial doom I know they will have no clue when it strikes.. trust me about this... the doom that is coming you will wish you never wished for doom again...

things will happen fast

rant
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what did he say would happen in 2-3 months??? 2008 repeat? or something else?
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Tell that to Japan dumbass.
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The recent Japan disaster was not predicted by any Doomsday prophet; in fact it was combination of natural phenomenon: an earthquake followed by Tsunami and human greed.

Those warning about possibility of such even were in fact allegedly “corrupted” scientist and experts – as they are warning about effects of Climate Changes and similar threat on the US West Coast.

But hey, why shouldn’t we rather trust in some wild-eyed Bible babbler without any relevant knowledge?

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LISTEN UP DUMBASS- there is no ELEnin that will wipe out life on earth BUT global financial doom is real and dangerous. It is nothing to laugh at. I know because I am updated though a contact at a big zombie bank... and THEY know the shit is real but the status quo MUST be maintained to keep the scheme going... AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU are all part of the scheme which they can keep going for another 2-3 months tops so long as not too many people know.

Did you know that JPmorgan chase bought up the oil from the speacial oil release and is holding it!! When the people find out ohnoes for you!
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blah blah blah...always 2-3 months...TOPS...i swear this time..JUST A FEW MORE MONTHS HANG ON...blah blah blah LOL...RE-READ THE OP! GET HELP!
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ummm that 2-3 month time frame was given to me by a fucking bean counter at a zombie bank... i dont think he has ever heard of GLP.. in fact im sure hes never heard of it... YOUR PROBLEM Mr. OP DUMBASS is that the "DOOM" you wished for your whole miserable life didn't come when you WANTED it to come and now all of a SUDDEN all doom is cancelled!! LMAO

what a fuckwad.... when I joke about ELEnin being the death star its because of doomtards like you... but when people joke about financial doom I know they will have no clue when it strikes.. trust me about this... the doom that is coming you will wish you never wished for doom again...

things will happen fast

rant
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what did he say would happen in 2-3 months??? 2008 repeat? or something else?
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2008 will look like a small speed bump... doom off for everyone... for now
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doom is on.
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This is going to be a HARD pill to swallow for some of you...it was (and still is sometimes) for me...but I'm doing better after realizing and admitting the following:

*Doom is ALL in your head. Of course the economy sucks right now...but that's what happens every so often. But there is NOT going to be some epic global crash where we wake up and it's like the cavemen days. Besides that, there is NO nibiru, planet x, whatever. Elenin is NOT a threat. No EMP is going to wipe out the grid. There is NO global conspiracy to start WWIII. And NO, aliens are NOT going to land or invade or whatever they do.

*Like I mentioned before, YOU created all this in your head, and for a reason. It's because you CAN'T deal with reality. You are all mentally divergent and have created this dark fantasy world because it makes you FEEL alive. It makes you feel like you are a part of something big and gives you some sort of adrenaline rush to believe you are sitting on the precipice of some great cataclysm or epic global transformation.

*You all need to seek help. I mean that in the nicest way. Maybe not professionally for all of you...but at least talk to someone about your disorder.

Trust me, it will get better.
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With all that, you're still a theist, right???
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Yeeeaaahhh rigggghhhhttttt.... Record tornadoes, hailstorms, snowstorms, heatwave, flood, drought, volcanoes, earthquakes... Last 6-9 months, you're right, it's because we don't face reality, I think it's the other way around... YOU DON'T FACE REALITY OP...
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This is going to be a HARD pill to swallow for some of you...it was (and still is sometimes) for me...but I'm doing better after realizing and admitting the following:

*Doom is ALL in your head. Of course the economy sucks right now...but that's what happens every so often. But there is NOT going to be some epic global crash where we wake up and it's like the cavemen days. Besides that, there is NO nibiru, planet x, whatever. Elenin is NOT a threat. No EMP is going to wipe out the grid. There is NO global conspiracy to start WWIII. And NO, aliens are NOT going to land or invade or whatever they do.

*Like I mentioned before, YOU created all this in your head, and for a reason. It's because you CAN'T deal with reality. You are all mentally divergent and have created this dark fantasy world because it makes you FEEL alive. It makes you feel like you are a part of something big and gives you some sort of adrenaline rush to believe you are sitting on the precipice of some great cataclysm or epic global transformation.

*You all need to seek help. I mean that in the nicest way. Maybe not professionally for all of you...but at least talk to someone about your disorder.

Trust me, it will get better.
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If you are not a doomtard why are you on this forum????
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This is going to be a HARD pill to swallow for some of you...it was (and still is sometimes) for me...but I'm doing better after realizing and admitting the following:

*Doom is ALL in your head. Of course the economy sucks right now...but that's what happens every so often. But there is NOT going to be some epic global crash where we wake up and it's like the cavemen days. Besides that, there is NO nibiru, planet x, whatever. Elenin is NOT a threat. No EMP is going to wipe out the grid. There is NO global conspiracy to start WWIII. And NO, aliens are NOT going to land or invade or whatever they do.

*Like I mentioned before, YOU created all this in your head, and for a reason. It's because you CAN'T deal with reality. You are all mentally divergent and have created this dark fantasy world because it makes you FEEL alive. It makes you feel like you are a part of something big and gives you some sort of adrenaline rush to believe you are sitting on the precipice of some great cataclysm or epic global transformation.

*You all need to seek help. I mean that in the nicest way. Maybe not professionally for all of you...but at least talk to someone about your disorder.

Trust me, it will get better.
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Before you try to convince me of that I suggest you first try to convince those who suffered in New Orleans Japan, Haiti, and Chile that loosing their homes, jobs and family was really in their head... all their imagination. Or perhaps the farmers in the southern states whose crops have been completely lost is just a mirage. Or some the middle class families who've been outed from their homes and living anywhere they can. Or those folks whose house and belongings were washed away in this years floods.

I think you're not thinking

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SOOOO Fukushima isnt happening anymore then? I frickin knew that was imaginary!

For a long time i thought worldwide radiological contamination was a serious concern and posed a severe genetic risk over time do to the ionizing effects of these nuclides on the DNA molecule.
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The recent Japan disaster was not predicted by any Doomsday prophet; in fact it was combination of natural phenomenon: an earthquake followed by Tsunami and human greed.

Those warning about possibility of such even were in fact allegedly “corrupted” scientist and experts – as they are warning about effects of Climate Changes and similar threat on the US West Coast.

But hey, why shouldn’t we rather trust in some wild-eyed Bible babbler without any relevant knowledge?
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When already at effects of radiation: the US conducted over 1,000 nuclear tests, most of them at Nevada test site.

[link to archive.greenpeace.org]
“… It is estimated that the total yield of all the atmospheric nuclear weapons tests conducted is 438 megatons. That's equivalent to 29,200 Hiroshima size bombs. In the 36 years between 1945 and 1980 when atmospheric testing was being conducted this would have been equivalent to exploding a Hiroshima size bomb in the atmosphere every 11 hours.

Approximately 3,830 kilograms of plutonium has been left in the ground as a result of all underground nuclear testing and some 4,200 kilograms of plutonium has been discharged into the atmosphere as a result of atmospheric nuclear testing…”


In comparison with this amount of radioactive contamination, Fukushima was a mild fart in the wind.

Start using reason, puhleeeese!

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Yeeeaaahhh rigggghhhhttttt.... Record tornadoes, hailstorms, snowstorms, heatwave, flood, drought, volcanoes, earthquakes... Last 6-9 months, you're right, it's because we don't face reality, I think it's the other way around... YOU DON'T FACE REALITY OP...
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These are definitely some things we cannot ignore. And its increasing in intensity every month. Along with the worsening global economic crisis.

I almost feel like you sometimes OP, but these things above arent imaginary. The thing is that everything DOES take alot longer than we think. But EVENTUALLY the whole world WILL be in complete shock.
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
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This is going to be a HARD pill to swallow for some of you...it was (and still is sometimes) for me...but I'm doing better after realizing and admitting the following:

*Doom is ALL in your head. Of course the economy sucks right now...but that's what happens every so often. But there is NOT going to be some epic global crash where we wake up and it's like the cavemen days. Besides that, there is NO nibiru, planet x, whatever. Elenin is NOT a threat. No EMP is going to wipe out the grid. There is NO global conspiracy to start WWIII. And NO, aliens are NOT going to land or invade or whatever they do.

*Like I mentioned before, YOU created all this in your head, and for a reason. It's because you CAN'T deal with reality. You are all mentally divergent and have created this dark fantasy world because it makes you FEEL alive. It makes you feel like you are a part of something big and gives you some sort of adrenaline rush to believe you are sitting on the precipice of some great cataclysm or epic global transformation.

*You all need to seek help. I mean that in the nicest way. Maybe not professionally for all of you...but at least talk to someone about your disorder.

Trust me, it will get better.
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LMAO! This is great stuff.

"It'll all get better!"

Really kills me that people like this feel the need to declare 'all is well'. It makes you wonder, who are they really trying to convince?
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Yeeeaaahhh rigggghhhhttttt.... Record tornadoes, hailstorms, snowstorms, heatwave, flood, drought, volcanoes, earthquakes... Last 6-9 months, you're right, it's because we don't face reality, I think it's the other way around... YOU DON'T FACE REALITY OP...
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These are definitely some things we cannot ignore. And its increasing in intensity every month. Along with the worsening global economic crisis.

I almost feel like you sometimes OP, but these things above arent imaginary. The thing is that everything DOES take alot longer than we think. But EVENTUALLY the whole world WILL be in complete shock.
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it's a slow motion dance of doom
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OP is most likely right.

The "Doom" that we are facing, is perfectly described in what they are doing in Europe atm.

When something bad approaches, they offer the solution. A little shit, or a big shitstorm. And people always accept a little shit.

So the world gets a little shittier for everyone, and we go back to normal.

something else happens, and we're faced with the "a little shit, or a shitstorm" decision again. and again and again.

The problem is, the doom IS there, but the masses will always choose a little shit over it, and we keep declining.

People keep thinking that at SOME point, the masses will rise up and say hell no. And they do, just like they did in Greece,

But the truth is, that after they've thrown some rocks, and gotten teargassed a little, they too choose a little shit over the shitstorm. When faced with the choice, no one CHOOSES doom, even if they stand tall on principle up until that decision really has to be faced.

The one thing that could truly be a doom scenario, is something like an epic solar flare or a massive Meteorite impact, but the chances of those are really not as big as some people think. YES it WILL happen sooner or later, but in the cosmic timescale of things. Later is the much more likely time for that.
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Yeeeaaahhh rigggghhhhttttt.... Record tornadoes, hailstorms, snowstorms, heatwave, flood, drought, volcanoes, earthquakes... Last 6-9 months, you're right, it's because we don't face reality, I think it's the other way around... YOU DON'T FACE REALITY OP...
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Earthquakes and volcanoes inside of the Pacific Ring of Fire are entirely unsurprising events. On the other side, massive New Madrid’s EQ and Yellowstone’s eruption predicted by Doomsday prophets never happened.

“Record tornadoes, hailstorms, snowstorms, heat wave, flood, drought” are effect of the Climate Changes - exactly as predicted by scientist and climate experts, being called all kind of names for that.

Get back to reality.

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Imo. the '80 was real Doom,
Rockets, Radiation, War and Genocide everywhere,
now it is also bad but not as bad as that Time.
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I can almost see this fella, sitting in his cubicle this AM, staring at the photo of the MILF, balancing the checkbook, realizing he's got a 300K mortgage on a home worth 160K, a boat payment that he can't get rid of, two cars, a wife that can't quit shopping, credit cards (6-10), and student loans probably close to 100K.

He's working this job making 60K. It isn't rewarding, in fact, it's likely leeching of the suffering of others, but he gets to wear a tie and look cool.

Everyday is the same grind. While surfing porn at his cubicle waiting for the day to end, he discovers GLP. He reads and the shock sets in that there is a world beyond American Idol and whatever idiocy CNN/Fox are regurgitating at him.

He thinks "OH NO!" My MILF will not be happy. He ponders. Then says to himself, "OH it's not that bad."

He goes to a therapist (likely some individual with bigger problems than him). He talks about GLP and the shrink tells him.

"They are all delusional crazy." Yes, all the former current soldiers, doctors, nurses, paramedics, cops, firefighters, and educated professionals that visit GLP are nuts. "Yes, they are all crazy! All of them! All the financial experts and scientists! CRAZY ALL!"

The shrink pops anothe xanax and hands him a script for the same.

OP returns to work, blissful in a drug induced stupor, peruses GLP once more and decides to save us all from our selves!

Thank you OP!
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Mankind is undoubtedly facing some real challenges - but not those predicted by the infamous Doomsday prophets; they are selling shit for brains.

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Yeeeaaahhh rigggghhhhttttt.... Record tornadoes, hailstorms, snowstorms, heatwave, flood, drought, volcanoes, earthquakes... Last 6-9 months, you're right, it's because we don't face reality, I think it's the other way around... YOU DON'T FACE REALITY OP...
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These are definitely some things we cannot ignore. And its increasing in intensity every month. Along with the worsening global economic crisis.

I almost feel like you sometimes OP, but these things above arent imaginary. The thing is that everything DOES take alot longer than we think. But EVENTUALLY the whole world WILL be in complete shock.
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it's a slow motion dance of doom
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^^^^^^ This.

Everyone expects some bang up, shabaam Hollywood type doom. It will not happen that way. It will be the death of a thousand cuts. Good news is, this gives those who are watchful & in posession of a clue the time to brace themselves & prepare to ride out whatever comes our way. The "doom" we are facing began over a decade or two ago & is just now close to fruition.

Just my observation. It is up to the individual to decide whether to act ... or not.
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This is going to be a HARD pill to swallow for some of you...it was (and still is sometimes) for me...but I'm doing better after realizing and admitting the following:

*Doom is ALL in your head. Of course the economy sucks right now...but that's what happens every so often. But there is NOT going to be some epic global crash where we wake up and it's like the cavemen days. Besides that, there is NO nibiru, planet x, whatever. Elenin is NOT a threat. No EMP is going to wipe out the grid. There is NO global conspiracy to start WWIII. And NO, aliens are NOT going to land or invade or whatever they do.

*Like I mentioned before, YOU created all this in your head, and for a reason. It's because you CAN'T deal with reality. You are all mentally divergent and have created this dark fantasy world because it makes you FEEL alive. It makes you feel like you are a part of something big and gives you some sort of adrenaline rush to believe you are sitting on the precipice of some great cataclysm or epic global transformation.

*You all need to seek help. I mean that in the nicest way. Maybe not professionally for all of you...but at least talk to someone about your disorder.

Trust me, it will get better.
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Op: I disagree. Our experiences of the matrix/illusion we are all trapped in vary from day to day. It matters not whether you believe it or not, the fact is we are all effected by it to one degree or another. Everyone of us deals with the effects of the matrix in our own way. Even you OP are effected by it, no matter how smart, how evolved, how awakened you believe yourself to be, & I mean that in the nicest possible way. Your beliefs about reality are just yours, they are not necessarily mine or anothers'.....so please do us a real favor & let people have their own understanding of reality. You know, each to their own.
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Charlie sheen lurking?

Or the outer limits?
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Doomtards, let me refresh your memory:

Calamites that actually happened were not predicted by Doomsday prophets.

Cataclysmic events predicted by them did not happen.


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Doomtards, let me refresh your memory:

Calamites that actually happened were not predicted by Doomsday prophets.

Cataclysmic events predicted by them did not happen.

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bump
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What? Did you say something?
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I think your in denial .
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Well now we are really fucked.

GLP Effect.
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whatever
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Look at this image:

[link to tinypic.com]

That's a hyperbolic curve. If it continues accelerating and going increasingly vertical then the Earth will be torn apart by tidal forces and turn into an asteroid belt. The same curve applies to volcanic eruptions, sinkholes, landslides, aberrant tides, avalanches, building collapses, 'rogue waves' and so on.

I'm not imagining massive increases in all of those things. They are happening. They are factual. And if that curve keeps going vertical, we absolutely WILL all die.

I wish this WERE my imagination. Unfortunately it's not.
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This is going to be a HARD pill to swallow for some of you...it was (and still is sometimes) for me...but I'm doing better after realizing and admitting the following:

*Doom is ALL in your head. Of course the economy sucks right now...but that's what happens every so often. But there is NOT going to be some epic global crash where we wake up and it's like the cavemen days. Besides that, there is NO nibiru, planet x, whatever. Elenin is NOT a threat. No EMP is going to wipe out the grid. There is NO global conspiracy to start WWIII. And NO, aliens are NOT going to land or invade or whatever they do.

*Like I mentioned before, YOU created all this in your head, and for a reason. It's because you CAN'T deal with reality. You are all mentally divergent and have created this dark fantasy world because it makes you FEEL alive. It makes you feel like you are a part of something big and gives you some sort of adrenaline rush to believe you are sitting on the precipice of some great cataclysm or epic global transformation.

*You all need to seek help. I mean that in the nicest way. Maybe not professionally for all of you...but at least talk to someone about your disorder.

Trust me, it will get better.
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Keep on thinking this way. When they come for you in the middle of the night to take your sorry ass to a FEMA camp just keep telling yourself there is no conspiracy, no doom. When you wake up one day and find your money ain't worth the paper it's printed on just keep telling yourself that. When neighbors try to break into your house and kill your family for food just keep telling yourself that. Must be nice to live in a fantasy world. WAKE UP AND GROW UP!

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