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Unemployed Men Becoming Prostitutes to Pay Bills!

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/22/2011 01:16 AM
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It’s so weird how life works,” Brent sighed, puffing on a Virginia Slim Menthol Light. “Just a couple of years ago I was a gruff iron worker who watched football games, went bowling with the boys and banged as many harlots as I could!”

He laughed heartily.

“Now I’m being banged by iron workers! Who’d a thunk?”
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07/22/2011 01:17 AM
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What has been seen cannot be unseen... yak
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unseencat
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Seriously
ftw

On so many levels.
n·stance/ˈinstəns/Noun 1. An example or single occurrence of something: "an instance of corruption"
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07/22/2011 01:19 AM
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What has been seen cannot be unseen... yak
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hmm he's hung like an Ox
Water always wins.
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07/22/2011 01:20 AM
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It’s so weird how life works,” Brent sighed, puffing on a Virginia Slim Menthol Light. “Just a couple of years ago I was a gruff iron worker who watched football games, went bowling with the boys and banged as many harlots as I could!”

He laughed heartily.

“Now I’m being banged by iron workers! Who’d a thunk?”
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LOL...now that is funny !
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07/22/2011 01:20 AM
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Fake news site but still...wtf? How do you have sex with that?
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07/22/2011 01:22 AM
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Seriously?

Ah, I can't really see anyone paying for that. No, sorry, just can't see it. I know he's trying and all, but give it up and turn to pot growing, or scrap metal thieving, or something else, because I can see this isn't working out well. Not for him and not for anyone else either.

Geeze how much of this before you people take up the pitchforks! Come on! I personally can't handle much more.

Oh... I think...yes; I'm going to puke!
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07/22/2011 02:28 AM
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So that is the tea party plan. They want more gay prostitute. Stopping welfare is brilliant.
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Finally someone points out that the Tea Party wants more gay prostitutes! An insightful observation that without a doubt will cause others to scratch their heads and mumble to themselves.

wtf
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07/22/2011 02:34 AM
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This was his last customer.

[link to www.thedailyrash.com]
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07/22/2011 02:44 AM
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pfffttttt this goes on a lot more than anyone can imagine LOL
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unfortunately though the money there lies by other men, not women angryface

the guy in the picture looks like a crackhead or something
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07/22/2011 06:40 PM
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AHH AHHHAAAA HA HA HAAAAAA - I think that guy lives on my street! Or rather under the bridge at the end of my street.
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I saw him arguing religion with a girl scout outside an abortion clinic in Amarillo Texas.

dance
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09/30/2011 10:09 PM
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Fake news site but still...wtf? How do you have sex with that?
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Like this!

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So that is the tea party plan. They want more gay prostitute. Stopping welfare is brilliant.
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Its the only way Republicans can get laid :-)
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single white males with no mental illness don't get welfare you stupid n***er.
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So that is the tea party plan. They want more gay prostitute. Stopping welfare is brilliant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1273752


since when do the n***ger lover marxists give welfare to single white males?
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02/28/2013 05:20 PM
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Men can't be prostitutes because women don't pay for sex.
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02/28/2013 06:30 PM
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So that is the tea party plan. They want more gay prostitute. Stopping welfare is brilliant.
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since when do the n***ger lover marxists give welfare to single white males?
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Maybe that's why the dude is selling his body

ohappy
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04/05/2013 10:02 AM
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I thought about it but I think suicide is a better option
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hi
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04/05/2013 10:13 AM
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Men can't be prostitutes because women don't pay for sex. Gay men do, but that is just perversion, not prostitution.
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You can't even find a decent woman on a dating site. they are either fakes or have hundreds of men contacting them. Women can get it anytime they want unless they are totally hideous. Reminds me of the old joke where the little girl tells the little boy "mom said as long as I have one of these, I can get all of those I'd ever want".
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Studies show that more and more men are turning to prostitution to see them through these tough economic times. Brent Woods told The Daily Rash that he’s learned to endure the beatings and shake off the overwhelming agony of shame and humiliation that comes with being a prostitute.

The picture of this guy is freaky!

Story: [link to www.thedailyrash.com]
 Quoting: UncleMeat


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01/19/2014 03:49 PM
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satire site folks

not saying it isn't happening somewhere
If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.

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Quote from article:

It’s so weird how life works,” Brent sighed, puffing on a Virginia Slim Menthol Light. “Just a couple of years ago I was a gruff iron worker who watched football games, went bowling with the boys and banged as many harlots as I could!”

He laughed heartily.

“Now I’m being banged by iron workers! Who’d a thunk?”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1471670


sideways
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05/24/2014 11:19 PM

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Seriously?

Ah, I can't really see anyone paying for that. No, sorry, just can't see it. I know he's trying and all, but give it up and turn to pot growing, or scrap metal thieving, or something else, because I can see this isn't working out well. Not for him and not for anyone else either.

Geeze how much of this before you people take up the pitchforks! Come on! I personally can't handle much more.

Oh... I think...yes; I'm going to puke!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1164558


Take a breath.. it will be okay


<<The Daily Rash is satire! Merely a parody of the life that we watch around us daily. We spoof the famous and not so famous people who fill our lives with beauty and who bring us so much joy. Any similarities between our stories and real life are coincidental. Nothing here is very true.>>

That being said, are you looking for a good time?
"When you come to behead me, be careful not to bruise the face."
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05/24/2014 11:26 PM
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Seriously?

Ah, I can't really see anyone paying for that. No, sorry, just can't see it. I know he's trying and all, but give it up and turn to pot growing, or scrap metal thieving, or something else, because I can see this isn't working out well. Not for him and not for anyone else either.

Geeze how much of this before you people take up the pitchforks! Come on! I personally can't handle much more.

Oh... I think...yes; I'm going to puke!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1164558


Take a breath.. it will be okay


<<The Daily Rash is satire! Merely a parody of the life that we watch around us daily. We spoof the famous and not so famous people who fill our lives with beauty and who bring us so much joy. Any similarities between our stories and real life are coincidental. Nothing here is very true.>>

That being said, are you looking for a good time?
 Quoting: Magnus74


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