What you idiot shills fail miserably to understand is the louder you protest, the more believable this object becomes...so keep it up.

I, for one, didn't believe this thing existed until I noticed how LOUDLY the shills screamed "DON'T LOOK!"... That's when I looked a little closer and noticed that the evidence on paper is pretty compelling, now all we have to do is confirm this with our own eyes and only time will tell. The louder you idiots get, the closer folks with a shred of discernment will be looking. You are working against yourselves!

So my point is...screaming from the rooftops that something doesn't exist makes YOU look like the idiot for protesting SO STRONGLY against something you insist isn't there! Oh the irony....