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Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?

 
B.P.Ezar The 1st
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Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
I´am getting sick of this damn dog.It was funny at first but now its very annoying. I have 3 other cats she does not bother them.When I call Fred,the dog goes nuts looking for her, to hump her! My dog is also fixed! wtf
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09/17/2005 01:16 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
my little female dog humps three dogs and three cats... it´s the best entertainment i can find anymore... especiaaly when the mean cat has had enough of the little bitch humping his head.
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09/17/2005 01:18 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
OP, pets are like kids, you must be setting a bad example
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09/17/2005 01:19 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
Yes it funny! 1rof1lol But when she can´t get to the cat she give up and humps my leg! LMAO my buddy stayed overnight the other day he fell aslEEp on the floor and she woke him up, she was humping his head LOL!
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09/17/2005 01:20 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
she´s showing pack dominance.

your cat is part of the pack and she´s literally throwing her weight around.

your cat will lash out if it really bothers her.
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09/17/2005 01:23 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
She does lash out.I have to trim her claws because she keeps tearing up my dogs ears and nose.
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09/17/2005 01:25 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
hope you took pics...

i figured my hump o matic dog would of stopped once the mean cat got her ass a few times... nope, the poor cats will be zonked out on the floor... bam,bam,bam, three turbo humps in a row, by this time the other dogs are hightailing it out of the room. shit the dog might weight ten pounds, but they all fear her it seems.
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09/17/2005 01:27 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
then your dog will learn through natural consequence not to fuck with the cat.

as for you, you need to be top dog and teach her you are the alpha dog or she´ll keep doing it. other behavior problems may follow.

unless that´s what you like.
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09/17/2005 01:27 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
Your dog is a transcanfelinevestite and is protected by numerous laws.
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09/17/2005 01:28 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
just horney let it be
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09/17/2005 01:34 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
I use a squirt bottle of water on her.That usualy works.I was told beagles are very difficult to train. But when I´am kicking back drinking beer, I laugh my ass off at it.
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09/17/2005 01:42 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
My spayed female dog tried to hump my male dog earlier this evening. He didn´t appreciate it and growled at her. Animals get horny too, I reckon.
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09/17/2005 01:43 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
Well the sheep herder did have strange fetishes! sheep
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
lmao Thats funny maybe you should get a cat for it!
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09/17/2005 01:47 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
THe animals need pussy to make them happy. Just enjoy the seen and you might get aneducation. The animals never bitch and enjoyu the act. I know I do, I,ve been humping you wife and she seem to really enjoy it. she really likes my big wart that gives here great pleasure. So try doggy stile and you will maybe see here beter side. slam bam do it again and i can take a break for awhile. O h and lick her as whole she realy likes that, good suck. Itsnot so shitty you know, enjoy or I´ll be back to fill in.
mr fuck you wifw, whore man.
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09/17/2005 01:48 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
Thats original. Well thats enough humping for the night for her she going to her kennel, I´am going to bed!
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09/17/2005 01:49 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
She gay and wants a little pussy.
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09/17/2005 01:52 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
I´m no expert and I didn´t sleep at a holiday inn express last night, but it sounds to me like your dog is sexually frustrated.
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09/17/2005 02:00 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
I´ve got a yellow lab for hunting. I once took 2 guys out with me and sent "Tank" out into the field. He went on point with his left paw up. I told the guys to get ready, there´s a roster in there.

I put Tank on flush and*BOOM* 1 in the bag.

Sent him out again and this time his point was with the right paw. "There´s 2 in there, both of you guys get ready." Tank flushed 2 *BOOM*_*BOOM* 2 more in the bag.

The next time I sent him out he ran 3 circles around the brush pile and came back and started humping one of the guys legs.

"What the hell is wrong with your dog?" He said.

"Nothing", I said, "he´s just trying to tell you there are so f***ing many birds in there he can´t count ´em all.
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09/17/2005 02:37 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
When you laugh at her behavior she thinks it´s pleasing to you and encouraging her to make it a habit.
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09/17/2005 03:59 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
It´s called dominance. Nothing more. It is perfectly normal. Are you a dumbass, or what?
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09/17/2005 04:44 AM
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Re: Can someone please tell me why my feamale dog keeps trying to hump my female cat, WTF?
maybe shes in heat?

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