Major crime in the 100 acre wood!!!!

Friends, in my home there was just 3 days ago a kidnapping where a fellow was beaten,robbed and his vehicle taken. The vehicle was then used in a robbery of a bank in Dickinson Texas. I have a case of the ass! I will not put of with this shit in the 100 acre wood. I hate my neighbors but they are lambs. This is my lair. Nobody fucks with my lambs! This is reputed to be a safe community. Well no more. I am Winnie the psycho pooh and on the fucking case. I saw the scumbags who did this Saturday. But have nothing I could offer PD. Goddammit no crime..no crime...not on my watch...not in my 100 acre wood! I am your nightmare! I will be out 24/7. I will walk now that others are cowering behind their doors. You can't beat me! This is my America! I wave the flag,pay my taxes and respect my community. I will walk my dog{Roo} any fucking time I want. The notice to stay in doors means nothing to me. I will make a point to be out at odd hours because this is my town,my community,my home! Fuck you criminal. I'm not going to look for you but you better not look for me! This old vet 19D doesn't back down to shit! I am Winnie the psycho Pooh,this is MY 100 ACRE WOOD AND YOUR ASS IS MINE! Fuck around in my wood? Fuck around in my paradise? Well Fuck you!