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Man heals in the name of the Lord Jesus! Praise the Lord.

 
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Man heals in the name of the Lord Jesus! Praise the Lord.
This guy makes tons of videos of him healing in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. You can heal too people in the name of the Lord too!

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does he heal amputees ?
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does he heal amputees ?
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does he heal amputees ?
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Nothing is impossible for the Lord. I've heard testimonies of peoples legs being blown off by mines and then regrown in the name of the Lord Jesus. Praise the Lord!
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does he heal amputees ?
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Nothing is impossible for the Lord. I've heard testimonies of peoples legs being blown off by mines and then regrown in the name of the Lord Jesus. Praise the Lord!
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bsflag


or link moron ?
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This guy makes tons of videos of him healing in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. You can heal too people in the name of the Lord too!


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OH PRAISE THE LAWD FOR ALL HE HAVE GIVETH!!!! PRAISE THEE LAWDDDD!!!

whatever, we all have capabilities for christ consciousness.
worshiping another being who is no better than us is not healthy for evolution, in case you hadnt noticed.

Much love
hf
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does he heal amputees ?
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Nothing is impossible for the Lord. I've heard testimonies of peoples legs being blown off by mines and then regrown in the name of the Lord Jesus. Praise the Lord!
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bsflag


or link moron ?
 Quoting: aloy3313 1484796




Ive also heard personal testimonies from a Chaplain DOD(department of defense) who seen legs regrow right infront of him, and the Lord also had him heal someone who had a bullet shot to the head.

Nothing is too hard for the Lord friend, NOTHING. Praise the Lord!
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This guy makes tons of videos of him healing in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. You can heal too people in the name of the Lord too!


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OH PRAISE THE LAWD FOR ALL HE HAVE GIVETH!!!! PRAISE THEE LAWDDDD!!!

whatever, we all have capabilities for christ consciousness.
worshiping another being who is no better than us is not healthy for evolution, in case you hadnt noticed.

Much love
hf
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Wishful thinking, too bad its false.

Jesus Christ is King of kings, Lord of lords.
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This guy makes tons of videos of him healing in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. You can heal too people in the name of the Lord too!


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So why is this guy not working in a hospital with terminally ill children? Why on the street in what is obviously some staged bullshit.
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does he heal amputees ?
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Nothing is impossible for the Lord. I've heard testimonies of peoples legs being blown off by mines and then regrown in the name of the Lord Jesus. Praise the Lord!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1484252


bsflag


or link moron ?
 Quoting: aloy3313 1484796




Ive also heard personal testimonies from a Chaplain DOD(department of defense) who seen legs regrow right infront of him, and the Lord also had him heal someone who had a bullet shot to the head.

Nothing is too hard for the Lord friend, NOTHING. Praise the Lord!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1484252


Dude come on just how gullible are you? These are revelations in the field of medicine. With the power of the "lord" we shouldn't need any more doctors or hospitals, just street healers. All cancer will be healed, no need for medical insurance.

Care to explain?
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I once knew a guy who's uncle knew a guy who heard of someone seeing a guy who had his head blown off but Jesus grew it back right on front of their eyes!

Hallelujah! Hosanna! Hippopotamus!
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This guy makes tons of videos of him healing in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. You can heal too people in the name of the Lord too!


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1484252


So why is this guy not working in a hospital with terminally ill children? Why on the street in what is obviously some staged bullshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1473858


Watch all his videos, not false at all. He does it all for the glory of Jesus, the problem is hospitals don't want to heal people for free, they'd rather rip you open and steal your money.
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Nothing is impossible for the Lord. I've heard testimonies of peoples legs being blown off by mines and then regrown in the name of the Lord Jesus. Praise the Lord!
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bsflag


or link moron ?
 Quoting: aloy3313 1484796




Ive also heard personal testimonies from a Chaplain DOD(department of defense) who seen legs regrow right infront of him, and the Lord also had him heal someone who had a bullet shot to the head.

Nothing is too hard for the Lord friend, NOTHING. Praise the Lord!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1484252


Dude come on just how gullible are you? These are revelations in the field of medicine. With the power of the "lord" we shouldn't need any more doctors or hospitals, just street healers. All cancer will be healed, no need for medical insurance.

Care to explain?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1473858


Even the Christians don't use the power of the Lord Jesus Christ, many people don't believe these days, that's the problem. And you're right, if everyone was healing in the name of the Lord there would be no cancer, and no need for medical insurance.
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This guy makes tons of videos of him healing in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. You can heal too people in the name of the Lord too!


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1484252


So why is this guy not working in a hospital with terminally ill children? Why on the street in what is obviously some staged bullshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1473858


Watch all his videos, not false at all. He does it all for the glory of Jesus, the problem is hospitals don't want to heal people for free, they'd rather rip you open and steal your money.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1484252


Just show me a video of a little girl with burn disfigurements on her face being healed.

Little girl is innocent and pure so no reason Jesus would deny her healing.

You show me that then I will be convinced, fall on my knees and worship christ today!
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does he heal amputees ?
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Nothing is impossible for the Lord. I've heard testimonies of peoples legs being blown off by mines and then regrown in the name of the Lord Jesus. Praise the Lord!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1484252


bsflag


or link moron ?
 Quoting: aloy3313 1484796




Ive also heard personal testimonies from a Chaplain DOD(department of defense) who seen legs regrow right infront of him, and the Lord also had him heal someone who had a bullet shot to the head.

Nothing is too hard for the Lord friend, NOTHING. Praise the Lord!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1484252


2 loonies making things up isn't proof.

'the spaghetti monster healed my piles'
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A++++++++++++++++++


No wonder why George Soros is running and hiding
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Please stop

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I once knew a guy who's uncle knew a guy who heard of someone seeing a guy who had his head blown off but Jesus grew it back right on front of their eyes!

Hallelujah! Hosanna! Hippopotamus!
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Praise Jesus!dasbier
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My own cock was blown off in the 1st Gulf War, then the Lord Jesus healed me through the power of prayer and my dick grew back to twice its size!

The proof:

[link to www.skepticsannotatedbible.com]
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John 4:48;
“Unless you people see miraculous signs and wonders,” Jesus told him, “you will never believe.”

Jesus raised people from the grave, we can too, if you believe.
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This guy makes tons of videos of him healing in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. You can heal too people in the name of the Lord too!


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1484252


So why is this guy not working in a hospital with terminally ill children? Why on the street in what is obviously some staged bullshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1473858


Watch all his videos, not false at all. He does it all for the glory of Jesus, the problem is hospitals don't want to heal people for free, they'd rather rip you open and steal your money.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1484252


bsflag
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This guy makes tons of videos of him healing in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. You can heal too people in the name of the Lord too!


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1484252


So why is this guy not working in a hospital with terminally ill children? Why on the street in what is obviously some staged bullshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1473858


Watch all his videos, not false at all. He does it all for the glory of Jesus, the problem is hospitals don't want to heal people for free, they'd rather rip you open and steal your money.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1484252


bsflag
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Run my career sinner...run...

but wait, isn't it easier to repent? Fell like and asshole for your sins? Say your sorry to those you tread on?

yeah
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PRAISE JESUS! Thanks for the videos. I will check it out.
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Some people have the ability to heal...It has nothing to do with Jesus or God.
Healers have been around before Christianity and will be here after it's passed on and become just another dead religion.
That said, the man's belief in Jesus may be how he triggers his gift.
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So why is this guy not working in a hospital with terminally ill children? Why on the street in what is obviously some staged bullshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1473858


Watch all his videos, not false at all. He does it all for the glory of Jesus, the problem is hospitals don't want to heal people for free, they'd rather rip you open and steal your money.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1484252


bsflag
 Quoting: Legba


Run my career sinner...run...

but wait, isn't it easier to repent? Fell like and asshole for your sins? Say your sorry to those you tread on?

yeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1107716


2 Peter 3:3;
3; Most importantly, I want to remind you that in the last days scoffers will come, mocking the truth and following their own desires.
4; They will say, “What happened to the promise that Jesus is coming again? From before the times of our ancestors, everything has remained the same since the world was first created.”
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Some people have the ability to heal...It has nothing to do with Jesus or God.
Healers have been around before Christianity and will be here after it's passed on and become just another dead religion.
That said, the man's belief in Jesus may be how he triggers his gift.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 899040


Bahahaha, yeah.. You're your on 'god' keep thinkin that, exactly what Satan wants you to think.
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Scoff scoff scoff, clears throat, cough cough scoff scoff.
30+ years in healthcare and never seen a miracle from prayer or a healing!
I have breathed life back into the dead, and turned water into wine, without the help of theology.

I still BS this thread, how moranic can the human race be?
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*own
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Scoff scoff scoff, clears throat, cough cough scoff scoff.
30+ years in healthcare and never seen a miracle from prayer or a healing!
I have breathed life back into the dead, and turned water into wine, without the help of theology.

I still BS this thread, how moranic can the human race be?
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Well that's sad you never witnessed any miracles from the Lord, I've seen many with my own eyes, Praise the LORD!

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