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PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!

 
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PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they´ve dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it´s headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA´s Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."

Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles spawned near the event horizon of a black hole (a form of what´s called Hawking Radiation) that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from the hole.

"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.

"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his theory of black holes -- which previously held that nothing could escape the hole´s powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated that information about objects that have been sucked in can be emitted in mangled form.

"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten letter.

"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the words dissolve as the stain spreads. That´s what the chaos cloud does to every star or planet it encounters."

To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski´s contacts at the agency´s Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid.

"It´s like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.

"It´s produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event horizon of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense curvature of space-time of the hole can cause the positron to fall in, while the electron escapes."

But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole, the particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles everything it touches.

"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually reduce our galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed before the birth of the universe," the astrophysicist warned.

Some scientists say mankind´s best hope would be to build a "space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.

"We wouldn´t be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.

But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth might prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos cloud are correct.

"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the size of the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It might be like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."

Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White House official said the president´s top science advisors are taking the findings in stride.

"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on whether it´s real or not," said the official.

"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory. Americans shouldn´t panic until all the facts are in."


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movies?
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09/17/2005 05:22 PM
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Ahhh, movies!!!
Sounds like entertainment to me!!!

rofl
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09/17/2005 05:23 PM
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already posted this
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09/17/2005 05:23 PM
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Don´t panic yet - the story is from Weekly World News
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09/17/2005 05:25 PM
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Sounds like a remake of the Never Ending Story!
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09/17/2005 05:32 PM
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Chaos cloud?

Is that like a brain cloud? <joe vs the volcano>

Perhaps this is why it was posted in the Yahoo Entertainment and Gossip page.....

One´s things for sure, we all gotta go sometime and if we only have 9 years left then make every day count like it´s your last.

Oh yea, those of you out there in contact with those off-world fellas, kindly ask them to bring around all there ships and give us a lift before the big cleansing begins, you never know, they might actually help out.

Peace



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09/17/2005 05:41 PM
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Folks DONT PANIC The Story originates from WEEKLY WORLD NEWS tabloid story, rag story.

Here take a look at the story at their web site.

[link to www.weeklyworldnews.com]
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"Folks DONT PANIC "

I think ´folks´ would need to be extremely dumb to have panicked at such a ridiculous story.

But then again, this is GLP.......
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09/17/2005 08:05 PM
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Dont take it as a race remark ....

A black hole is goin to ejaculate on us !

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oh for pete´s sake, stop it already.








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I´ve got plans for this already.

"Now listen, kids. If you peek at your Christmas presents before Christmas Day, the Chaos Cloud will come and EAT. YOU. UP."

"William Tiberius McCracken, if you don´t get in this house right this instant, I´ll send the Chaos Cloud out to BRING you in, all mangled and distorted!!"

"Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray, the Lord my soul to keep. If the Chaos Cloud should get me before I wake, I pray, the Lord whatever´s left shall take."
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09/18/2005 02:43 AM
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you guys have a timeline based on the mayan calendar and it is supposed to end 2012 the world is supposed to end and this thing will be here 2014 two years after ..

well this is just my own opinion but i believe 2012 is a code that represents something. i believe a well trained knowledgable initiate would recognize the code immediately and why it is found on the mayan wheel and related to a date.

it does have something to do with time but not linear time like probably most of you folks probably think. i would just explain it but i cant tell everything, if i did that i would be helping conspiratist and i am not going to help conspiratists.

it´s not like there is this timer on anything and on that date presto all magical laws just instantly change or stop working. that is what someone who lacks initiate training and knowledge would think and is exactly how these kinds of codes work ..

the conspiratists have totally underestimate Quetzequatl knowledge and skills..





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09/18/2005 02:47 AM
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Movie... Thank God.

There is a fine line between "woo-woo I know the truth" and "woo-woo I´ve lost my freakin mind"... I thought you crossed over man. ;)

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