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!!! GLP, I Got To Ask Regional FEMA Director About The Big Food Order, All GLP Brothers And Sisters Need To Read This !!!

 
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Good post op. I know a lot people wont believe you but I got a feeling you are telling the truth either that or you are a fantastic liar and should be well paid by the whatever troll agency you are working for.
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How's claiming yourself to be an alien hybrid impress you?

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I know I will get a lot of bs flags but personally I do not care, I already went out and spent a good chunk of my crappy saving account because of what I learned.

My best friend owns an autobody shop. I stopped in to talk to him because we were going to play a pickup game of baseball with some buddies that night and him and I were hanging out while one of his employees finished up some work on a car.

I guy pulled in a nice sports car with a fresh ding in it and asked about having it replaced. He had a military haircut and a army reserves shit on. I would say he was in his later 40's. Because my brother is currently in Afghanistan and we are a big military family, I asked him what he did in the service. He told me that he has been in for 20+ years and now is a regional FEMA director that coordinates FEMA with the military or something along those lines.

Being a GLP addict that has read all of the FEMA stuff on here I said to him, "I heard you guys ordered a huge amount of food a few month ago, are you expecting something weird or something?"

He looked a little offset by my question but I think he was impressed that I knew more than most folks about FEMA. What he told me next is still blowing my mind and to be honest, I really hope he was full of shit.

He said to me: "I will tell you this, I have already received my preliminary orders and we have been informed that if the debt ceiling is not raised, we will be activated on Tuesday."

I then said, "what the hell for"

He replied, "Our simulations predict that if the debt ceiling is not raised, withing one week, all companies that deal with government funding will lay their employees off due to them not having any money. This will spread to the private sector quickly and we expect an unemployment rate of 75% in the general population with about one month."

He then said, "Our biggest concern is a disruption in the food delivery chain and if that happens local supermarkets only have enough food to supply the population with about 3 days of food, because no new food will be delivered. He said the food camps are being set up because they are worried about a mass starvation event based on the private sector food delivery network shutting down."

Even my friend who always teases me for my theories I tell him I learn on GLP was freaked out and went and bought food. I went and bought all of the 223 ammo they had at walmart and a ton of canned food. You can tease me but I wouldnt fuck with you guys on something like this. What do you make of this.
 Quoting: centrist77


Why would someone call BS on this? This is not a far-fetched scenario. In April I saw first hand how people act after just one single day without infrastructure. There were fist fights in the lines for gas at 90% of the places that still had gas. This is just after 24 hours.
Thanks for the heads-up, and confirming my gut-feeling of things soon to come.

Last Edited by Eastern Gate on 07/31/2011 03:54 PM
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Does your uncle work at the body shop where your friends works? J/K!! Today I went to bass pro shop and stocked up on some ammo. F mcCain, F Boner, F Reid and his debt bill which got bitched slapped.
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Sigh....I REALLY hope this is not a hoax on your part OP...

Usually on GLP you are guilty until proven innocent...(or lying until proven truthful)...but I'm going to believe you.

Please, PLEASE consider the ramifications of your post if it is a lie...because I will heed this warning as truth and withdraw everything from my bank account, buy food, etc if you are telling the truth.
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. . . when the masses come to steal your food, what will you do? Will you beable to handle it? Is the stored food worth dying for?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1487220


great question, when they come to steal my families food. and they will. is it worth it to them to die for it?
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If you're making this up...I hope they ban your ass.
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I am not, their have been other people now that have said they know reserve members that have been told the same thing.

To be honest, if I was making it up, I would have put in more details but thats all I know.
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lets just hope your info is wrong on this one op,i personally think things are gonna go down worldwide soon
ok so the op has been outed as an attention seeking troll can we now unpin this thread?

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Does your uncle work at the body shop where your friends works? J/K!! Today I went to bass pro shop and stocked up on some ammo. F mcCain, F Boner, F Reid and his debt bill which got bitched slapped.
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how do you know my uncle works for the government
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I'm wondering if this has anything to do with the huge aircraft carrier sitting out in the Los Angeles harbor this last week. First time we've had one in 20 years there. They say it's "Navy week".
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The military cannot only fight its also trained to save, helicopters, trained personel, c+c etc.
Question is are there any more cv's lurking of the US coast.

Op, what you say is very plausiable.
If the money supply stops, within a few days the bulk of the country's infrastructure will stop.
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If you're making this up...I hope they ban your ass.
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I am not, their have been other people now that have said they know reserve members that have been told the same thing.

To be honest, if I was making it up, I would have put in more details but thats all I know.
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How's life as an alien hybrid?

Thread: Real Reptilian Hybrid, Oh yeah, I am back
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i believe him...his names peter and he has a pet wolf
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I didn't think wolves liked
reptilians ???
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Well its a pretty good post, but you some of us GLP'ers need a little bit more than a story.

Video? Link?

I have seen to many posts on here turn out to be B.S. after about the fourth page.

Sorry, but I gotta do it.

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OP was pretty honest and upfront.
How was a video supposed to be taken or a link to a conversation?

Dont be a dick.
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When it comes to the safety of ALL GLP'ers I am not a dick about false posts or posts with nothing to back it up.

I liked the post, but still in this day and age, cell phone video or something else. OP is talking about something very dangerous and it could effect us all very badly.

When you post "stories" like this it needs to have some backing up. Or else you are just trying to scare other people on purpose.

It is ALWAYS a good idea to be prepared for whatever this crappy government does. I have a years worth of food and water always stored. Grow a garden, save water in jugs. But for some it is difficult to rush out the the grocery store and buy hundreds of dollars of food on the sole basis of what the OP is saying. Needs to back it up somehow.

He could be right, but I had to throw out the b.s. flag for the simple fact that there is nothing to prove it.

Maybe a tube vid of him and his buddy at the autobody shop telling us the things said? I don't know, but a pretty serious claim with nothing to back it up?

Im just being careful. I have seen too many posts like this on GLP turn out to be B.S.

Sorry OP, still a good post, but oh well.

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OP, are you the asshole who says he's an alien hybrid?? It appears you are? So are you just lying to everyone here?? You stupid pos mother ******

Thread: Real Reptilian Hybrid, Oh yeah, I am back
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Does seem more than a little odd OP hasn't been back since being outed.
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What's with the 'Hybrid' post, OP???
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OP likes to tell stories. Here are his other threads:

Real Reptilian Hybrid, Oh yeah, I am back
Thread: Real Reptilian Hybrid, Oh yeah, I am back

I Am A Political Strategist: Here Is Why The Tea Party Just Handed Obama The 2012 Election
Thread: I Am A Political Strategist: Here Is Why The Tea Party Just Handed Obama The 2012 Election

** There Is No Explanation For White Skin, I Have A Degree In Genetics **
Thread: ** There Is No Explanation For White Skin, I Have A Degree In Genetics **
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I know I will get a lot of bs flags but personally I do not care, I already went out and spent a good chunk of my crappy saving account because of what I learned.

My best friend owns an autobody shop. I stopped in to talk to him because we were going to play a pickup game of baseball with some buddies that night and him and I were hanging out while one of his employees finished up some work on a car.

I guy pulled in a nice sports car with a fresh ding in it and asked about having it replaced. He had a military haircut and a army reserves shit on. I would say he was in his later 40's. Because my brother is currently in Afghanistan and we are a big military family, I asked him what he did in the service. He told me that he has been in for 20+ years and now is a regional FEMA director that coordinates FEMA with the military or something along those lines.

Being a GLP addict that has read all of the FEMA stuff on here I said to him, "I heard you guys ordered a huge amount of food a few month ago, are you expecting something weird or something?"

He looked a little offset by my question but I think he was impressed that I knew more than most folks about FEMA. What he told me next is still blowing my mind and to be honest, I really hope he was full of shit.

He said to me: "I will tell you this, I have already received my preliminary orders and we have been informed that if the debt ceiling is not raised, we will be activated on Tuesday."

I then said, "what the hell for"

He replied, "Our simulations predict that if the debt ceiling is not raised, withing one week, all companies that deal with government funding will lay their employees off due to them not having any money. This will spread to the private sector quickly and we expect an unemployment rate of 75% in the general population with about one month."

He then said, "Our biggest concern is a disruption in the food delivery chain and if that happens local supermarkets only have enough food to supply the population with about 3 days of food, because no new food will be delivered. He said the food camps are being set up because they are worried about a mass starvation event based on the private sector food delivery network shutting down."

Even my friend who always teases me for my theories I tell him I learn on GLP was freaked out and went and bought food. I went and bought all of the 223 ammo they had at walmart and a ton of canned food. You can tease me but I wouldnt fuck with you guys on something like this. What do you make of this.
 Quoting: centrist77


Actually, I hope you are right and they do not pass the debt ceiling (which we all know they will at the last second). this scenario you lay out is exactly what the sheep in this country need to get off their ass, and revolt against this sham of a government. TPTB know this, and thats why it won't happen. the only thing they fear and cannot control, is a mass revolt by the citizens to take back their country.
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A)this fema guy would not be spilling the beans to some random mechanic

B)he wouldnt be worried about a ding in his car if this was imminent

c)not everyone who works with fema is "in the know"...most are departmentalised

D) OP says he is an alien hybrid

E)once a troll always a troll


and last but not least: [link to en.wikipedia.org]
just don't give a ......
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OP, are you the asshole who says he's an alien hybrid?? It appears you are? So are you just lying to everyone here?? You stupid pos mother ******

Thread: Real Reptilian Hybrid, Oh yeah, I am back
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Does seem more than a little odd OP hasn't been back since being outed.
 Quoting: Red Auroras


Meanwhile, we can one star (*) this thread to discredit the source, and hopefully prevent people from panic buying foods they cannot store indefinitely.

Preparation takes Planning, not Panic!

*IF* there is any chance of any truth to the original post -

- Folks, please buy only foods that would not perish in the heat without electricity, and make sure you have the wherewithal to protect and defend your family's stockpile. Otherwise all is for nought.
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Does your uncle work at the body shop where your friends works? J/K!! Today I went to bass pro shop and stocked up on some ammo. F mcCain, F Boner, F Reid and his debt bill which got bitched slapped.
 Quoting: marlborolightsplease


One more thing I think this thing has a 50/50 chance of really playing out!! Havent placed these kind of odds on Cali EQ'S, Japans Nuke Meltdown, BP gulf. This may be the real deal and we are only a FEW days away of finding out
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Wow got in touch with my daughter. Her ex father in law is a high member of FEMA for state of FL. Asked her to find out if true. Will let you know when I find out. Scary
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keep us posted. still, people will call bs.
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OP likes to tell stories. Here are his other threads:

Real Reptilian Hybrid, Oh yeah, I am back
Thread: Real Reptilian Hybrid, Oh yeah, I am back

I Am A Political Strategist: Here Is Why The Tea Party Just Handed Obama The 2012 Election
Thread: I Am A Political Strategist: Here Is Why The Tea Party Just Handed Obama The 2012 Election

** There Is No Explanation For White Skin, I Have A Degree In Genetics **
Thread: ** There Is No Explanation For White Skin, I Have A Degree In Genetics **
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That's the problem with liars- they're never trustworthy.

...but of course on the net, they call lying 'trolling'...as if it's any different.
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Wow got in touch with my daughter. Her ex father in law is a high member of FEMA for state of FL. Asked her to find out if true. Will let you know when I find out. Scary
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keep us posted. still, people will call bs.
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what the hell are u on???people are calling BS because he has been busted trolling numerous times...wake up
just don't give a ......
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what better way to move the country into an emergency dictatorship egh?
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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About 8 years ago we were in Arizona and paid a pilot to fly us over some land.

We got to talking about catastrophes etc. and needing to store food.

We were totally SHOCKED by the reply from the pilot. He LOOKED like a nice man - but then he said something along the lines of:

"I don't need to store food. There are a lot of Mormons around here. They all store 1 year's food. I have a gun. I can get what I need from them."

This from a guy who could easily have afforded to buy his own food. And there he was planning to steal from women and babies.

We both had our jaws on the floor. We were shocked speechless.

Give you an idea of why we are in the mess we are in, if the intelligent people in this country have these kind of morals.
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He said to me: "I will tell you this, I have already received my preliminary orders and we have been informed that if the debt ceiling is not raised, we will be activated on Tuesday."

 Quoting: centrist77


Well, this would tie in with what that "insider" was saying earlier this week about the IL National Guard being put on stand-by as of 23:00 Wednesday.
 Quoting: birdie


. . . "Wednesday" ! ! ! ?

. . . . . . . . BINGO . . . . . . . . .

Thatis the day Social Security checks were due . . .

This means all the banks will close their doors . . .

The Stock Market will close . . .

. . . and and and and and and and and and and . . .
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OP - your photo looks trustworthy.

I believe you.
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i will believe you OP...

Also the following I read on another thread:

A military friend of mine mentioned in a phone conversation I had with them in March that they are planning to begin their "round-ups" in mid-July to August but they did not have any further details as to the why or for whom .

 Quoting: ^Watcher^

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1136725


When he left his car he said, "fellas, I will drop my car off tonight and put the keys in the drop box but if they don't pass that debt ceiling I won't be back to pick it up." and then the fucking guy chuckled.

I will starve before I go to some god damn camp man.
 Quoting: centrist77


Wait one blasted minute.......Just an observation about this guy's incongruent behavior. He said "if they don't pass the debt ceiling I won't be back to pick it up"..... Then he 'chuckled'....... He 'chuckled'!!! Unless he's a full-blown sociopath (which he might be) the chuckle indicates he knew he was 'pulling your leg'. IMHO
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It pisses me off that I contemplated even putting this up, and yeah I have some fun on here, but this happened. I don't really care if people believe me. I hope they pass this thing and it all goes away, of course, it wont go away because even if they pass this it just buys us a little time in my opinion.

I told you guys for one reason, how the hell can it hurt you to go buy some extra canned food and if you own a gun, some ammo. If nothing happens you will eventually eat the food and go out and use the ammo target shooting. You do not have anything to lose.
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OP, are you the asshole who says he's an alien hybrid?? It appears you are? So are you just lying to everyone here?? You stupid pos mother ******

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Does seem more than a little odd OP hasn't been back since being outed.
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What happens if the ceiling is raised?
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We might have a bit more time.
It's only a bandage on a hemorrhage.
Sooner or later we WILL bleed out.
The only question we have left is when???????????????
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what better way to move the country into an emergency dictatorship egh?
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yep

get the feeling they are meeting in the WH on stuff other than the budget !


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