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!!! GLP, I Got To Ask Regional FEMA Director About The Big Food Order, All GLP Brothers And Sisters Need To Read This !!!

 
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I know I will get a lot of bs flags but personally I do not care, I already went out and spent a good chunk of my crappy saving account because of what I learned.

My best friend owns an autobody shop. I stopped in to talk to him because we were going to play a pickup game of baseball with some buddies that night and him and I were hanging out while one of his employees finished up some work on a car.

I guy pulled in a nice sports car with a fresh ding in it and asked about having it replaced. He had a military haircut and a army reserves shit on. I would say he was in his later 40's. Because my brother is currently in Afghanistan and we are a big military family, I asked him what he did in the service. He told me that he has been in for 20+ years and now is a regional FEMA director that coordinates FEMA with the military or something along those lines.

Being a GLP addict that has read all of the FEMA stuff on here I said to him, "I heard you guys ordered a huge amount of food a few month ago, are you expecting something weird or something?"

He looked a little offset by my question but I think he was impressed that I knew more than most folks about FEMA. What he told me next is still blowing my mind and to be honest, I really hope he was full of shit.

He said to me: "I will tell you this, I have already received my preliminary orders and we have been informed that if the debt ceiling is not raised, we will be activated on Tuesday."

I then said, "what the hell for"

He replied, "Our simulations predict that if the debt ceiling is not raised, withing one week, all companies that deal with government funding will lay their employees off due to them not having any money. This will spread to the private sector quickly and we expect an unemployment rate of 75% in the general population with about one month."

He then said, "Our biggest concern is a disruption in the food delivery chain and if that happens local supermarkets only have enough food to supply the population with about 3 days of food, because no new food will be delivered. He said the food camps are being set up because they are worried about a mass starvation event based on the private sector food delivery network shutting down."

Even my friend who always teases me for my theories I tell him I learn on GLP was freaked out and went and bought food. I went and bought all of the 223 ammo they had at walmart and a ton of canned food. You can tease me but I wouldnt fuck with you guys on something like this. What do you make of this.
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I meant shirt not shit, lol, my hands are still shaking
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I know a lot a people claim to have inside info and shit on here, I am not trying to do that on this thread, this is the most freaked I think I have ever been in my life. I think this is for real, I want to think he was full of it but the way he knew the numbers and figures off the top of his head makes me think that her really saw a briefing with this.
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Sigh....I REALLY hope this is not a hoax on your part OP...

Usually on GLP you are guilty until proven innocent...(or lying until proven truthful)...but I'm going to believe you.

Please, PLEASE consider the ramifications of your post if it is a lie...because I will heed this warning as truth and withdraw everything from my bank account, buy food, etc if you are telling the truth.
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Most plausible reason i've heard yet..
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I'm wondering if this has anything to do with the huge aircraft carrier sitting out in the Los Angeles harbor this last week. First time we've had one in 20 years there. They say it's "Navy week".
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hiding
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Sigh....I REALLY hope this is not a hoax on your part OP...

Usually on GLP you are guilty until proven innocent...(or lying until proven truthful)...but I'm going to believe you.

Please, PLEASE consider the ramifications of your post if it is a lie...because I will heed this warning as truth and withdraw everything from my bank account, buy food, etc if you are telling the truth.
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Swear to god man, I get lots of things pinned on here, I wouln't ruin my rep on GLP bullshitting on this. He really told me exactly what I wrote.
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Seems plausible.

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Thanks for the heads up op. Man I hope it doesn't get that ugly!
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i will believe you OP...

Also the following I read on another thread:

A military friend of mine mentioned in a phone conversation I had with them in March that they are planning to begin their "round-ups" in mid-July to August but they did not have any further details as to the why or for whom .

 Quoting: ^Watcher^
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Good post OP...the next time you see this guy ask him about this...

Thread: URGENT!!! FEMA ORDERS 102,000 BOX CARS-3 tier with SHACKLES!

which is inline with this:

"Towards the end of the occupation 'Re-education camps' will be set up to eliminate all Americans. People will be loaded on passenger trains, then cattle cars, and shipped to factories. At the factories, they will be stripped naked, hung on hooks by their heels, and processed for food like cattle. This action is what brought on the wrath of God, and He entered into the picture."

source: [link to josephdanielassociates.us]
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God, I always joke about wanting doom, but the feeling I got when it felt real, and I mean really real, is so horrible, I have a 3 month old son, I am wandering my house in circles, I was scared to even post this because of government troll watching but I realized, that I would be a shitty GLP member to not share this.

I mean maybe that is their worst case scenario or something, but by god, they are not telling anyone whats really coming.
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Thanks for sharing, OP.
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Just so happens I have been agonizing all day about how much food to buy and how soon to buy it! Great info! Thanks!
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i will believe you OP...

Also the following I read on another thread:

A military friend of mine mentioned in a phone conversation I had with them in March that they are planning to begin their "round-ups" in mid-July to August but they did not have any further details as to the why or for whom .

 Quoting: ^Watcher^

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When he left his car he said, "fellas, I will drop my car off tonight and put the keys in the drop box but if they don't pass that debt ceiling I won't be back to pick it up." and then the fucking guy chuckled.

I will starve before I go to some god damn camp man.
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Just so happens I have been agonizing all day about how much food to buy and how soon to buy it! Great info! Thanks!
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My son being born took most of my money, my wife is a hairdresser and he business got hurt in the recession. She was kinda upset that I went out and bought so much stuff but I told her that if this scenario comes true, and it may not, we can't afford to be wrong. I am kinda freaked I spent money I don't really have at the same time, in case he was full of it or something, but I just had this feeling that I had to.
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wow....maybe then the sheeple willl wake from the eternal nap....thats fucken scary shit bro i believe every word u said....im gettn redy and i live in canada!
just don't give a ......
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My buddy has a job (firearms related) where he gets all the DHS and FEMA alerts and briefings. They've known about this for a long time, and been gearing up. He said some real bad shit is on the way.
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My buddy has a job (firearms related) where he gets all the DHS and FEMA alerts and briefings. They've known about this for a long time, and been gearing up. He said some real bad shit is on the way.
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hidinghiding

shit just got real.
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I know I will get a lot of bs flags but personally I do not care, I already went out and spent a good chunk of my crappy saving account because of what I learned.

My best friend owns an autobody shop. I stopped in to talk to him because we were going to play a pickup game of baseball with some buddies that night and him and I were hanging out while one of his employees finished up some work on a car.

I guy pulled in a nice sports car with a fresh ding in it and asked about having it replaced. He had a military haircut and a army reserves shit on. I would say he was in his later 40's. Because my brother is currently in Afghanistan and we are a big military family, I asked him what he did in the service. He told me that he has been in for 20+ years and now is a regional FEMA director that coordinates FEMA with the military or something along those lines.

Being a GLP addict that has read all of the FEMA stuff on here I said to him, "I heard you guys ordered a huge amount of food a few month ago, are you expecting something weird or something?"

He looked a little offset by my question but I think he was impressed that I knew more than most folks about FEMA. What he told me next is still blowing my mind and to be honest, I really hope he was full of shit.

He said to me: "I will tell you this, I have already received my preliminary orders and we have been informed that if the debt ceiling is not raised, we will be activated on Tuesday."

I then said, "what the hell for"

He replied, "Our simulations predict that if the debt ceiling is not raised, withing one week, all companies that deal with government funding will lay their employees off due to them not having any money. This will spread to the private sector quickly and we expect an unemployment rate of 75% in the general population with about one month."

He then said, "Our biggest concern is a disruption in the food delivery chain and if that happens local supermarkets only have enough food to supply the population with about 3 days of food, because no new food will be delivered. He said the food camps are being set up because they are worried about a mass starvation event based on the private sector food delivery network shutting down."

Even my friend who always teases me for my theories I tell him I learn on GLP was freaked out and went and bought food. I went and bought all of the 223 ammo they had at walmart and a ton of canned food. You can tease me but I wouldnt fuck with you guys on something like this. What do you make of this.
 Quoting: centrist77

This is NOT far off, but it has nothing to do with teh DEBT ceiling, that is a contrived story for public consumption.

the CHINESE DRAGON as I have posted over and over and over and over and over, NOW owns the Federal REserve. The Federal reserve is NOT our Central Bank. It is the Central BANK of the WORLD people. And it's debt IS terrible, and it is used to fund wars et all and the Chinese dragon has cut the purse strings. Our "leaders" will be doing it their way, or not at all. Period.

The Dragon has no interest in starving the US of A however, and there will be something in place, there are those with greater power. But the US is not getting one red cent for it's overseas military war machine. This I KNOW.

Now somebody here last night posted a thread saying on the C span website, some military person was bitching the that united states was not going to give up its greatest military ever in this world. Will they will be. So be it. We have assisted in the plunder of this planet enough now.
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Could we really be 'there' at 'that place'? It doesnt feel like it and I am a long time GLP reader. It would be shocking for almost 100% of the people. Buckle up GLP.
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It's a shame you don't have a well paying job with your degree in genetics. I mean, shouldn't someone who goes to genetics conferences have a well paying job in the field?
And, are you a political analyst too? (Sorry, but I clicked on your thread history, as I usually do when someone makes claims like this.)

Maybe there's an explanation. Perhaps I'm being too skeptical. If you are indeed telling the truth, apologies.
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Well its a pretty good post, but you some of us GLP'ers need a little bit more than a story.

Video? Link?

I have seen to many posts on here turn out to be B.S. after about the fourth page.

Sorry, but I gotta do it.

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All that food is for the govt. workers (1 out of 10 Americans).

The general population will be f'd once the stores don't have food.

These days I find myself wanting doom less and less because of how real the possibility actually is. The fun is over I fear.
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He said to me: "I will tell you this, I have already received my preliminary orders and we have been informed that if the debt ceiling is not raised, we will be activated on Tuesday."

 Quoting: centrist77


Well, this would tie in with what that "insider" was saying earlier this week about the IL National Guard being put on stand-by as of 23:00 Wednesday.

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Thanks for not bs flagging me on this, we all know that glp is full of dudes with fake ass, "inside info", but I was really told this by the guy. My guess is it is a worst case scenario and that it might not happen but if they are taking serious enough to activate these guys, than it must be pretty realistic.
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He said to me: "I will tell you this, I have already received my preliminary orders and we have been informed that if the debt ceiling is not raised, we will be activated on Tuesday."

 Quoting: centrist77


Well, this would tie in with what that "insider" was saying earlier this week about the IL National Gurad being put on stand-by as of 23:00 Wednesday.
 Quoting: birdie


Ah, yes - here it is:

Thread: BREAKING ALERT: NO DEBT DEAL TO BE REACHED & U.S. WILL DEFAULT & BANKS LIKELY TO CLOSE THEIR DOORS
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I believe you OP. For reasons that are known to me and a few others in my company we have had contracts in Jamaica, three years ago, Aruba and Antigua, this past spring, and this fall in Costa Rica and Peru. The simple truth is exactly what you said, "we can't afford to be wrong".

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Well its a pretty good post, but you some of us GLP'ers need a little bit more than a story.

Video? Link?

I have seen to many posts on here turn out to be B.S. after about the fourth page.

Sorry, but I gotta do it.

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I told you to take it or leave it, I did make a note of the dudes name off his work order slip but I am not putting that on here. I will be rounded up by tonight and everyone on hear knows it. Plus, I am glad he gave me a heads up and he would probably get in trouble for telling me that. Lets be real, the government would be retarded to not already be following this post.
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Yeah because someone whose worried about that happening is going to worry about fixing a little ding in his car.

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