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Mormon question-What does it mean to be sealed? And does it work??

 
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Mormon question-What does it mean to be sealed? And does it work??
I was listening to some of them and so there will families sealed in heaven? I never saw anything like this in the Bible, so is it that only Mormons will have friends & family for eternity in heaven?? Only their priests can do this sealing thing??You can be a priest at 12?? Just wondered - thanks for any info - grandma reads the bible
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Oh, you can Google this shit..
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Sealed? Ask Osama...
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Re: Mormon question-What does it mean to be sealed? And does it work??
My Grandmother was Mormon and was sealed to her husband, my Grandfather. The problem is, he was insanely mean and ended up killing himself. He beat my Grandmother and was horribly mean to his kids, They all hated him and to think my Grandmother is sealed to a sadistic maniac makes me cringe. Frankly, I don't believe in it.
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Re: Mormon question-What does it mean to be sealed? And does it work??
To be sealed you have to do a temple ceremony where you wear special white undergarments embrouided with masonic symbols and then they grab various parts of your body including you dick/vagina and place a blessing on each one.

Then they make you repeat the masonic curse of having your bowels ripped out and your throat slit if you so much as utter one WORD of what went on in that ceremony.

They are a bunch of TOTAL nutjobs that make even the CRAZIEST Born again christian look sparklingly sane by comparison.

STAY AWAY from them..they are FULL OF SHIT!
truthw/setufree (OP)

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so why all the Masonic stuff?? smells of pagan ritual
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Re: Mormon question-What does it mean to be sealed? And does it work??
To be sealed you have to do a temple ceremony where you wear special white undergarments embrouided with masonic symbols and then they grab various parts of your body including you dick/vagina and place a blessing on each one.

Then they make you repeat the masonic curse of having your bowels ripped out and your throat slit if you so much as utter one WORD of what went on in that ceremony.

They are a bunch of TOTAL nutjobs that make even the CRAZIEST Born again christian look sparklingly sane by comparison.

STAY AWAY from them..they are FULL OF SHIT!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490940


Is that what you call an objective opinion?
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Yea...the seal their anus with by wearing a special satin panty. I am serious. The men are sissy fags.

Mormons are demon possessed idiots.

Stay clear of them. They are all over here in Mesa, AZ.
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I prefer to be "healed".
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there's a hole in my sealing
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and then they grab various parts of your body including you dick/vagina and place a blessing on each one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490940

LOL........THAT'S absolute bull shit! lol
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Re: Mormon question-What does it mean to be sealed? And does it work??
my friends that are mormon -are always trying to convert me - I like them, but I hate the constant preaching to JOIN them,seen pics of their "sealing ceremony" in all the white outfits,,,and altho its not spoken of Ive read online about the secret underwear - when I read that I flipped,, that is just too strange for me,
they are very old school,,, but nice people
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so is it that only Mormons will have friends & family for eternity in heaven??
 Quoting: truthw/setufree

They believe that there are 3 heavens........and that you only get to the Highest Heaven(the Celestial Kingdom) by being baptized into their church.

Then if you get married in one of their temples(they call that being "sealed" to each other), you can then reach the Highest degree in the Celestial Kingdom!

Hope that answers your question OP......
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so is it that only Mormons will have friends & family for eternity in heaven??
 Quoting: truthw/setufree

They believe that there are 3 heavens........and that you only get to the Highest Heaven(the Celestial Kingdom) by being baptized into their church.

Then if you get married in one of their temples(they call that being "sealed" to each other), you can then reach the Highest degree in the Celestial Kingdom!

Hope that answers your question OP......
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


what about single people - they are just sol for eternity?
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so is it that only Mormons will have friends & family for eternity in heaven??
 Quoting: truthw/setufree

They believe that there are 3 heavens........and that you only get to the Highest Heaven(the Celestial Kingdom) by being baptized into their church.

Then if you get married in one of their temples(they call that being "sealed" to each other), you can then reach the Highest degree in the Celestial Kingdom!

Hope that answers your question OP......
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


what about single people - they are just sol for eternity?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1488453


religions scareme anymore ,,, too may sickos hiding behind the facade of religion
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and then they grab various parts of your body including you dick/vagina and place a blessing on each one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490940

LOL........THAT'S absolute bull shit! lol
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


No..its NOT.
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what about single people - they are just sol for eternity?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1488453

Apparently, after you reach a certain age, you are allowed to take out your endowments........which means you get to go through the Temple ceremony......even if you are not married!

All missionaries do this before going out on their mission........which means they can come back later for any sealings that need to take place.

If you never get sealed to a mate, then you are sealed to your family.......which allows for "Exaltation" in the Kingdom of God!(or so they believe)
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Re: Mormon question-What does it mean to be sealed? And does it work??
and then they grab various parts of your body including you dick/vagina and place a blessing on each one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490940

LOL........THAT'S absolute bull shit! lol
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


No..its NOT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490940

YES IT IS!!!
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butt plug i guess.
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Re: Mormon question-What does it mean to be sealed? And does it work??
I was listening to some of them and so there will families sealed in heaven? I never saw anything like this in the Bible, so is it that only Mormons will have friends & family for eternity in heaven?? Only their priests can do this sealing thing??You can be a priest at 12?? Just wondered - thanks for any info - grandma reads the bible
 Quoting: truthw/setufree


This is a complete load,
You are redeemed by repentance and the blood of the Lord Jesus Christ and NOTHING ELSE, not because of some mormon priest.

"But what saith it? The word is nigh thee, even in thy mouth, and in thy heart: that is, the word of faith, which we preach;
That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."
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and then they grab various parts of your body including you dick/vagina and place a blessing on each one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490940

LOL........THAT'S absolute bull shit! lol
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


No..its NOT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490940


It's true. They all gather in a circle and grab each other to the song "yank my doodle"
ObeWayneKenobe

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and then they grab various parts of your body including you dick/vagina and place a blessing on each one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490940

LOL........THAT'S absolute bull shit! lol
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


No..its NOT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490940


It's true. They all gather in a circle and grab each other to the song "yank my doodle"
 Quoting: Mormon Molesters 1463135

lol......now you know that's not true, or you'd already be a member so fast!?! lol

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Yank my doodle
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...

LOL........THAT'S absolute bull shit! lol
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


No..its NOT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490940


It's true. They all gather in a circle and grab each other to the song "yank my doodle"
 Quoting: Mormon Molesters 1463135

lol......pennywise
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Yea...and where does a Mormon go if he gets injured?

Genital Hospital
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...and then they grab various parts of your body including you dick/vagina and place a blessing on each one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490940


This is TRUE. I went through the ceremony myself and received the blessing on my penis.

Quite awe inspiring, the most memorable part of the event, IMHO.

and I'm not even morman, just wanted to have my junk tinkered with...
ObeWayneKenobe

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...and then they grab various parts of your body including you dick/vagina and place a blessing on each one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490940


This is TRUE. I went through the ceremony myself and received the blessing on my penis.

Quite awe inspiring, the most memorable part of the event, IMHO.

and I'm not even morman, just wanted to have my junk tinkered with...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490724

Really? What did they say when they blessed your "penis"? Don't worry, cause some day it will be bigger??? lol
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...and then they grab various parts of your body including you dick/vagina and place a blessing on each one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490940


This is TRUE. I went through the ceremony myself and received the blessing on my penis.

Quite awe inspiring, the most memorable part of the event, IMHO.

and I'm not even morman, just wanted to have my junk tinkered with...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490724

Really? What did they say when they blessed your "penis"? Don't worry, cause some day it will be bigger??? lol
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Oh shit, you were there? I was hoping nobody heard that.
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...and then they grab various parts of your body including you dick/vagina and place a blessing on each one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490940


This is TRUE. I went through the ceremony myself and received the blessing on my penis.

Quite awe inspiring, the most memorable part of the event, IMHO.

and I'm not even morman, just wanted to have my junk tinkered with...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1490724

Really? What did they say when they blessed your "penis"? Don't worry, cause some day it will be bigger??? lol
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


I bet you can hit a ceiling light bulb by just puttin your hands on your hips and pullin the trigger!
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Re: Mormon question-What does it mean to be sealed? And does it work??
ssoooo, like clairvoyantly, or with spiritual vision, what is really happening?? Like, maybe nothing??

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