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To Non-Believers---What Denomination would you be if you WERE Christians?

 
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To Non-Believers---What Denomination would you be if you WERE Christians?
Again, I said "IF,"---------------

Well?
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Again, I said "IF,"---------------

Well?
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Re: To Non-Believers---What Denomination would you be if you WERE Christians?
Probably a gnostic-cum-spiritualist.

As it stands, Taoism would be superior to both, if it wasn't nothing.
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Something exciting, where believers speak in tongues and faint in the ailes while having epileptic fits with shouts of "Thank you Jesus"!!

Then they have tea and cakes afterwards.
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Well, if you want to run into the "classic" money changer, hypocritical, unbiblical, type of Christian.. then I'd say YES.. attend a denominational church.

If your truly looking.. attend a nice bible based church that doesnt look as if it was built with 300 million dollars and looks like a shopping mall.
Then Jesus said to them, "Most assuredly, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink His blood, you have no life in you. Whoever eats My flesh and drinks My blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day. For My flesh is food indeed, and My blood is drink indeed." John 6:27-58

You adulterous people, don't you know that friendship with the world is hatred toward God? Anyone who chooses to be a friend of the world becomes an enemy of God.
-James 4:4

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
-Galatians 6:7

Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.
-Colossians 2:8

Rev 13:9-10 If anyone has an ear, let him hear. He who leads into captivity shall go into captivity; (Betraying your family and friends) he who kills with the sword must be killed with the sword. (Guns!) Here is the patience and the faith of the saints.
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Something exciting, where believers speak in tongues and faint in the ailes while having epileptic fits with shouts of "Thank you Jesus"!!

Then they have tea and cakes afterwards.
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That leans Pentecostal.
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Well, if you want to run into the "classic" money changer, hypocritical, unbiblical, type of Christian.. then I'd say YES.. attend a denominational church.

If your truly looking.. attend a nice bible based church that doesnt look as if it was built with 300 million dollars and looks like a shopping mall.
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Gnostic, maybe
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Or unitarian
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Again, I said "IF,"---------------

Well?
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a C-NOTE

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Probably a gnostic-cum-spiritualist.

As it stands, Taoism would be superior to both, if it wasn't nothing.
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interesting.
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Or unitarian
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I really would not call them Christian, but I get what you are saying.

They are basically evrything to everybody.
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Old school Roman Catholic, or Pagan. But no I am open many religions ,(R.C. for my dads mom) ,(Pagan for my mother). I don't calm to be any one set religion. But I am friends with people from many religions and they don't bug me about theirs or try convert me to theirs ether.

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• The smallest good deed is better than the grandest good intention. •

“Your Majesty, please… I don’t like to complain,
But down here below, we are feeling great pain.
I know, up on top you are seeing great sights,
But down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights.
We turtles can’t stand it. Our shells will all crack!
Besides, we need food. We are starving!” groaned Mack.

“You hush up your mouth!” howled the mighty King Yertle.
“You’ve no right to talk to the world’s highest turtle.
I rule from the clouds! Over land! Over sea!
There’s nothing, no, NOTHING, that’s higher than me!”
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Gnostic
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Jewish
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Re: To Non-Believers---What Denomination would you be if you WERE Christians?
Again, I said "IF,"---------------

Well?
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Tell me what Warren Jeffs is again? I recon I would give that a try. Praise God.
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Again, I said "IF,"---------------

Well?
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Quaker.
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Re: To Non-Believers---What Denomination would you be if you WERE Christians?
How come we only get to choose from Christianity?
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Re: To Non-Believers---What Denomination would you be if you WERE Christians?
Again, I said "IF,"---------------

Well?
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Tell me what Warren Jeffs is again? I recon I would give that a try. Praise God.
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Jeffs is in no way a Christian. He may be consider himself one, but his actions and ideas stand against evrything that Christ taught. He is very insane.

He's not even truly of a Christian denomination. He's Mormon, whoch many many Christians do not consider true Christians. The believe (among other things) that God was once human and that the Trinity is THREE SEPARATE GODS. That is NOT Christian. NOT at all.
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Quaker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1235980


Cool.
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Gnostic
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Some would question whether that is truly Christian, but OK.

Goes back aways, at the very least. hf
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Well?
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This is like asking would you wear a beanie with a propeller or a safety helmit if you were retarded.
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'Denominations' are a man-made label.
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With a dash of ketchup and salt to go with it?

Funny.
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Jewish
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grinning
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Re: To Non-Believers---What Denomination would you be if you WERE Christians?
Old school Roman Catholic, or Pagan. But no I am open many religions ,(R.C. for my dads mom) ,(Pagan for my mother). I don't calm to be any one set religion. But I am friends with people from many religions and they don't bug me about theirs or try convert me to theirs ether.

Daizy flower
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Traditionalist Catholic? Excellent. I myself am an Eatern Catholic. Orthodox in Communion with Rome.
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'Denominations' are a man-made label.
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So you would say what, then?

Follower of Christ?wtf
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I'd be one of dem JoHo Whitenesses, cept instead of the Bible... I'd show em' my hiney

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Re: To Non-Believers---What Denomination would you be if you WERE Christians?
There is a 'denomination' that is called 'non-denominational'

that's what I am...
Total Protonic Reversal...

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