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Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

 
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I don't understand how so many people can buy into the lie of dinosaurs, it's just ridiculous. The Bible never mentions dinosaurs so they obviously weren't created by God. We're supposed to believe that these "dinosaur bones" are made of rock but how could something with a skeleton made of rock actually survive? How could they be millions of years old if the Earth itself is only about 6,000 years old?

It's hard to teach my kids about dinosaurs not being real. I try to tell them that it's just another one of Satan's tricks but dinosaurs are so popular. Their school teaches them that so many of Satan's lies are true but I can't afford the time to home school them or send them to private school.

How do you guys deal with teaching your kids about how dinosaurs are fake?

I'd really appreciate any advice, my kids are at that "dinosaur age". Please help!
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this person should banned for their utter idiocy! how do you even survive? I feel really bad for your children!!! bones made of rock? are you retarded?
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He can barely tie his shoelaces.
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I think you're starting to get it, Dave. Satan is a powerful con artists and he can fool even the smartest person into believing his lies.

This is exactly what has happened with dinosaurs, it only take a few bad apples to spoil the bunch. All you need is a few "dinosaur hunters" who need to feed their ego by faking this whole dinosaur theory. Then you have a few more who find out they can get rich and famous from it. Pretty soon you have whole museums full of fake "dinosaur skeletons".

Have you ever looked at the bones in a museum? They aren't real!! They even tell you they aren't real!!!

It's not really your fault that you fell into Satan's trap but it IS up to YOU to pull yourself out!
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"i think you're starting to get it op. satan is a powerful con artist and he can fool even the smartest person into believing his lies......this is exactly what happened with creationists. it only takes a few bad apples to spoil the bunch. all you need is a few "witnessing creationists" who need to feed their ego by faking this whole creation theory. then you have MORE THAN A FEW who find they can get rich and famous from it. pretty soon you have whole cable stations full of fake evangelists......have you ever looked at the t v evangelists in prison . what they preached wasn't real! .....they even tell you it wasn't real!"
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Wow, twisting words, I've never seen Satan do THAT before!!!rofl
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did i mention that" it's not really your fault that you fell into satan's trap but it is up to you to pull yourself out?"
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It's true, if you would like some help in pulling yourself out of Satan's pit then I'd be happy to help!
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Coming from an asleep religious nutjob. By the way the only thing that makes you weirdos laugh is apparently historical evidence.

Zing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313112


Only when it's really funny!

Have you ever seen a supposed depiction of an "archeopteryx"?? That thing is ridiculous!!! Or the tiny arms on a "T-Rex", hilarious!!
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Ever see a platypus? Saki Monkey? Hagfish?

Now you're argument is steering away from god and jesus answers to "because they're silly they are irrational."

Can you stop defending your argument now? Its about as real as your religion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313112


Of course my argument is real, you can read it on the first page LOL!!

Maybe you guys should stop simply calling me nasty names and provide some ACTUAL evidence for change!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


We are/ have been and you ignore it or dismiss it as demons work because thousands of years ago people like you were given the ultimate "get out of jail free" card to any argument. Your responses and unintelligible rebuttals are basically you blocking your ears and saying "lalalalalala god is good lalalalalala".

There is no arguing with you people because you stray your arguments to the invisible man in the sky.
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Only when it's really funny!

Have you ever seen a supposed depiction of an "archeopteryx"?? That thing is ridiculous!!! Or the tiny arms on a "T-Rex", hilarious!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


Ever see a platypus? Saki Monkey? Hagfish?

Now you're argument is steering away from god and jesus answers to "because they're silly they are irrational."

Can you stop defending your argument now? Its about as real as your religion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313112


Of course my argument is real, you can read it on the first page LOL!!

Maybe you guys should stop simply calling me nasty names and provide some ACTUAL evidence for change!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


We are/ have been and you ignore it or dismiss it as demons work because thousands of years ago people like you were given the ultimate "get out of jail free" card to any argument. Your responses and unintelligible rebuttals are basically you blocking your ears and saying "lalalalalala god is good lalalalalala".

There is no arguing with you people because you stray your arguments to the invisible man in the sky.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313112


We can use God in any argument because God is the ultimate answer, He is the truth!! You need to have all of these different, increasingly complex, explanations for things just to justify your lies!!

Read the Bible just once and you'll see the real truth
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I don't understand how so many people can buy into the lie of dinosaurs, it's just ridiculous. The Bible never mentions dinosaurs so they obviously weren't created by God. We're supposed to believe that these "dinosaur bones" are made of rock but how could something with a skeleton made of rock actually survive? How could they be millions of years old if the Earth itself is only about 6,000 years old?

It's hard to teach my kids about dinosaurs not being real. I try to tell them that it's just another one of Satan's tricks but dinosaurs are so popular. Their school teaches them that so many of Satan's lies are true but I can't afford the time to home school them or send them to private school.

How do you guys deal with teaching your kids about how dinosaurs are fake?

I'd really appreciate any advice, my kids are at that "dinosaur age". Please help!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


this person should banned for their utter idiocy! how do you even survive? I feel really bad for your children!!! bones made of rock? are you retarded?
 Quoting: Constitutional American


He can barely tie his shoelaces.
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Nothing you say is going to hurt as much as the eternal torment you're going to feel in Hell!!

"It is not that which goes into a man's mouth that defiles him but what comes out of it!!!" -JESUS!
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You mentioned a while back that I have a superiority complex and that I put myself above others because I think I know more.
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As evidenced by YOU calling people "useless eaters" who see things different from you!

Yet, you and OP seem to put yourself above everyone else as the voices of reason citing God and personal experiences as HARD FACT to go troll the collective majorities basic knowledge of history.
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History is ALWAYS altered by the Usurpers.......we are only questioning their so-called "evidence"! I see nothing of a "superior attitude" in THAT position........just questioning!!!

Dinosaurs existed because we have proof of them.....
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And it is THAT so-called proof, that we are questioning..........has nothing to do with religion!!!
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We say: "Pray to God and you will be saved."

When they pray, we rejoice

They say: "Do some research to learn the truth"

When we do, they call us names because we have challenged their lies.


Talk about hypocrisy!!
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Ever see a platypus? Saki Monkey? Hagfish?

Now you're argument is steering away from god and jesus answers to "because they're silly they are irrational."

Can you stop defending your argument now? Its about as real as your religion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313112


Of course my argument is real, you can read it on the first page LOL!!

Maybe you guys should stop simply calling me nasty names and provide some ACTUAL evidence for change!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


We are/ have been and you ignore it or dismiss it as demons work because thousands of years ago people like you were given the ultimate "get out of jail free" card to any argument. Your responses and unintelligible rebuttals are basically you blocking your ears and saying "lalalalalala god is good lalalalalala".

There is no arguing with you people because you stray your arguments to the invisible man in the sky.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313112


We can use God in any argument because God is the ultimate answer, He is the truth
!! You need to have all of these different, increasingly complex, explanations for things just to justify your lies!!

Read the Bible just once and you'll see the real truth
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


and thats where you get shut down. Its your opinion and gathering of PERSONAL KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE that got you to that point. Your opinion is that its gods will and its nothing more than that...opinion. You claim anyone that disagrees with you is a satanist, thats what makes you people irrational to begin with. Its what brews hatred and causes wars. You can't keep your opinions on matters to yourselves so you decide to proclaim yourself as having all the answers when you don't. You cannot disprove dinosaurs in a secular fashion so you jump on the God bandwagon when everyone knows that if you want to present a hypothesis you must set aside your bias to the observation and present hard fact.

Show me through scientific research proof of the non-existence of dinosaurs and I will agree with you.
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I don't understand how so many people can buy into the lie of dinosaurs, it's just ridiculous. The Bible never mentions dinosaurs so they obviously weren't created by God. We're supposed to believe that these "dinosaur bones" are made of rock but how could something with a skeleton made of rock actually survive? How could they be millions of years old if the Earth itself is only about 6,000 years old?

It's hard to teach my kids about dinosaurs not being real. I try to tell them that it's just another one of Satan's tricks but dinosaurs are so popular. Their school teaches them that so many of Satan's lies are true but I can't afford the time to home school them or send them to private school.

How do you guys deal with teaching your kids about how dinosaurs are fake?

I'd really appreciate any advice, my kids are at that "dinosaur age". Please help!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


this person should banned for their utter idiocy! how do you even survive? I feel really bad for your children!!! bones made of rock? are you retarded?
 Quoting: Constitutional American


He can barely tie his shoelaces.
 Quoting: bcuzisaidno


Nothing you say is going to hurt as much as the eternal torment you're going to feel in Hell!!

"It is not that which goes into a man's mouth that defiles him but what comes out of it!!!"
-JESUS!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


So being gay is alright according to Jesus?

verycool
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"i think you're starting to get it op. satan is a powerful con artist and he can fool even the smartest person into believing his lies......this is exactly what happened with creationists. it only takes a few bad apples to spoil the bunch. all you need is a few "witnessing creationists" who need to feed their ego by faking this whole creation theory. then you have MORE THAN A FEW who find they can get rich and famous from it. pretty soon you have whole cable stations full of fake evangelists......have you ever looked at the t v evangelists in prison . what they preached wasn't real! .....they even tell you it wasn't real!"
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Wow, twisting words, I've never seen Satan do THAT before!!!rofl
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857

did i mention that" it's not really your fault that you fell into satan's trap but it is up to you to pull yourself out?"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1404180


It's true, if you would like some help in pulling yourself out of Satan's pit then I'd be happy to help!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857

i guess i'm not ready for your help yet as it would require that i learn to be afraid of a lot of things that are not real.
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Wow, twisting words, I've never seen Satan do THAT before!!!rofl
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did i mention that" it's not really your fault that you fell into satan's trap but it is up to you to pull yourself out?"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1404180


It's true, if you would like some help in pulling yourself out of Satan's pit then I'd be happy to help!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857

i guess i'm not ready for your help yet as it would require that i learn to be afraid of a lot of things that are not real.
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You believe in dinosaurs, I bet you would be afraid of one if they were real!
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Wow, twisting words, I've never seen Satan do THAT before!!!rofl
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did i mention that" it's not really your fault that you fell into satan's trap but it is up to you to pull yourself out?"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1404180


It's true, if you would like some help in pulling yourself out of Satan's pit then I'd be happy to help!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857

i guess i'm not ready for your help yet as it would require that i learn to be afraid of a lot of things that are not real.
 Quoting: david 1404180


Religion=always being afraid of everything and jumping to absurd claims to justify the existence of what you don't understand.

Op is wrong, deep down he knows he is. But what does is matter? He feels he's going to prove everyone wrong on an internet forum? If OP was really interested in this topic he'd do the research and discover his own conclusion instead of shitting his opinion out of his mouth where there in lies thousands of critical fact going against it.
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Show me through scientific research proof of the non-existence of dinosaurs and I will agree with you.
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Use "Science" to prove that "Science has lied to us"?

Can't we just use anomalies in their projections???
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OK. This is a troll thread. Here's how I can tell.

OP claims to be a "bible believing born again christian" who holds the notion that dinosaurs were in fact never real.

This requires a psychological naivete that would preclude them from gaining the computer usage skills needed to even be able to find this website in the first place.

OP is aware of the ridiculosity of these claims and the thread was created for shits and giggles.

Someone who is as "christian" as the OP claims to be wouldn't even allow a computer into their home much less know how to browse the web in depth enough to find this place. It's not like GLP ain't on the fringes n shit. It's pretty waaaay the hell out there. Like OP.
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Show me through scientific research proof of the non-existence of dinosaurs and I will agree with you.
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Use "Science" to prove that "Science has lied to us"?

Can't we just use anomalies in their projections???
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


So now we can't prove something because science and any and all evidence has been tampered with by satan?

huffy

Are christian arguments designed so that they find loopholes to always be right?
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OK. This is a troll thread. Here's how I can tell.

OP claims to be a "bible believing born again christian" who holds the notion that dinosaurs were in fact never real.

This requires a psychological naivete that would preclude them from gaining the computer usage skills needed to even be able to find this website in the first place.

OP is aware of the ridiculosity of these claims and the thread was created for shits and giggles.


Someone who is as "christian" as the OP claims to be wouldn't even allow a computer into their home much less know how to browse the web in depth enough to find this place. It's not like GLP ain't on the fringes n shit. It's pretty waaaay the hell out there. Like OP.
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Exactly, theres no way someone this fucking stupid exists.
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Show me through scientific research proof of the non-existence of dinosaurs and I will agree with you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313112

Use "Science" to prove that "Science has lied to us"?

Can't we just use anomalies in their projections???
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


So now we can't prove something because science and any and all evidence has been tampered with by satan?

huffy

Are christian arguments designed so that they find loopholes to always be right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313112

How is "observing and anomaly" a "loophole"? lol

You continue to want to make this about religion? Why do YOU keep going there??? lol
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OK. This is a troll thread. Here's how I can tell.

OP claims to be a "bible believing born again christian" who holds the notion that dinosaurs were in fact never real.

This requires a psychological naivete that would preclude them from gaining the computer usage skills needed to even be able to find this website in the first place.

OP is aware of the ridiculosity of these claims and the thread was created for shits and giggles.


Someone who is as "christian" as the OP claims to be wouldn't even allow a computer into their home much less know how to browse the web in depth enough to find this place. It's not like GLP ain't on the fringes n shit. It's pretty waaaay the hell out there. Like OP.
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Exactly, theres no way someone this fucking stupid exists.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313112

Damn "useless eaters" huh? dick
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OK. This is a troll thread. Here's how I can tell.

OP claims to be a "bible believing born again christian" who holds the notion that dinosaurs were in fact never real.

This requires a psychological naivete that would preclude them from gaining the computer usage skills needed to even be able to find this website in the first place.

OP is aware of the ridiculosity of these claims and the thread was created for shits and giggles.


Someone who is as "christian" as the OP claims to be wouldn't even allow a computer into their home much less know how to browse the web in depth enough to find this place. It's not like GLP ain't on the fringes n shit. It's pretty waaaay the hell out there. Like OP.
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Exactly, theres no way someone this fucking stupid exists.
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Oh no!... I KNOW people who are this stupid. There are three or four families in my neighbourhood who all go to the same 4Square gospel church. They're SUPER fundy-tards and they really do believe in the whole 7 days/7000 years bullshit. They home-school their children (who are borderline retarded at this point) specifically so they can instil these ridiculously delusional beliefs into their progeny.

None of the families have either computer/internet OR cable TV coming into their homes and they only watch videos that they buy through their church. That's how I know that one of these idiots would never end up on GLP. They live down the street from me. They're afraid of their own shadow. You'd NEVER see a real one of those on teh intarwebz.
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Show me through scientific research proof of the non-existence of dinosaurs and I will agree with you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313112

Use "Science" to prove that "Science has lied to us"?

Can't we just use anomalies in their projections???
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


So now we can't prove something because science and any and all evidence has been tampered with by satan?

huffy

Are christian arguments designed so that they find loopholes to always be right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313112

How is "observing and anomaly" a "loophole"? lol

You continue to want to make this about religion? Why do YOU keep going there??? lol
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


and you're not observing an anomaly because dinosaurs aren't an anomaly.

1: the angular distance of a planet from its perihelion as seen from the sun
2: deviation from the common rule : irregularity
3: something anomalous : something different, abnormal, peculiar, or not easily classified.

Don't say number 3 classifies them or i'm going to smack you. They have been classified and put into our history. (no not by usurpers or satanists.)

and to go back to the God thing, its what this threads about stupid and you even made the claims earlier that you believed OP's wild suspicion.

Show me proof that dinosaurs have been tampered with by satanic usurpers. Don't give me the "go find it yourself, do the research!!!!, OMG you're on GLP and you don't think that???" BS.

Its time for you morons to start putting links and data up.
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Oh no!... I KNOW people who are this stupid. There are three or four families in my neighbourhood who all go to the same 4Square gospel church. They're SUPER fundy-tards and they really do believe in the whole 7 days/7000 years bullshit. They home-school their children (who are borderline retarded at this point) specifically so they can instil these ridiculously delusional beliefs into their progeny.

None of the families have either computer/internet OR cable TV coming into their homes and they only watch videos that they buy through their church. That's how I know that one of these idiots would never end up on GLP. They live down the street from me. They're afraid of their own shadow. You'd NEVER see a real one of those on teh intarwebz.
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Yeah, why can't those people be more like you? Why can't they sit in front of their boob-tube, sipping their brew, and farting to the tune of the old "Survival" episodes!?! LOL

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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick
OK. This is a troll thread. Here's how I can tell.

OP claims to be a "bible believing born again christian" who holds the notion that dinosaurs were in fact never real.

This requires a psychological naivete that would preclude them from gaining the computer usage skills needed to even be able to find this website in the first place.

OP is aware of the ridiculosity of these claims and the thread was created for shits and giggles.


Someone who is as "christian" as the OP claims to be wouldn't even allow a computer into their home much less know how to browse the web in depth enough to find this place. It's not like GLP ain't on the fringes n shit. It's pretty waaaay the hell out there. Like OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1488610


Exactly, theres no way someone this fucking stupid exists.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313112

Damn "useless eaters" huh? dick
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Stop using propaganda to shimmy me into an elitist. I'm far from it and I wouldn't be on GLP if I was. You pay for your account yet you blindly walk backwards into almost every argument you present or stand behind.

Everyone is above morons, and its sad to say that through what you and OP have posted I can safely ASSUME I am above you intellectually.
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick
OK. This is a troll thread. Here's how I can tell.

OP claims to be a "bible believing born again christian" who holds the notion that dinosaurs were in fact never real.

This requires a psychological naivete that would preclude them from gaining the computer usage skills needed to even be able to find this website in the first place.

OP is aware of the ridiculosity of these claims and the thread was created for shits and giggles.


Someone who is as "christian" as the OP claims to be wouldn't even allow a computer into their home much less know how to browse the web in depth enough to find this place. It's not like GLP ain't on the fringes n shit. It's pretty waaaay the hell out there. Like OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1488610


Exactly, theres no way someone this fucking stupid exists.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313112


Hahahahaha, so not only do you not believe in God but now you don't believe in me!!!!

You guys are too much, yeah, I guess I don't exist. My kids just appeared out of nowhere and these posts are all a figment of your imagination.

You guys are getting scarey lol
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Oh no!... I KNOW people who are this stupid. There are three or four families in my neighbourhood who all go to the same 4Square gospel church. They're SUPER fundy-tards and they really do believe in the whole 7 days/7000 years bullshit. They home-school their children (who are borderline retarded at this point) specifically so they can instil these ridiculously delusional beliefs into their progeny.

None of the families have either computer/internet OR cable TV coming into their homes and they only watch videos that they buy through their church. That's how I know that one of these idiots would never end up on GLP. They live down the street from me. They're afraid of their own shadow. You'd NEVER see a real one of those on teh intarwebz.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1488610

Yeah, why can't those people be more like you? Why can't they sit in front of their boob-tube, sipping their brew, and farting to the tune of the old "Survival" episodes!?! LOL
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


What he's saying is that if OP was what he said he was he wouldn't be here in the first place stupid.

You're just as plugged into a boob-tube because you have been on GLP for the past 14 or so hours correct?
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Oh no!... I KNOW people who are this stupid. There are three or four families in my neighbourhood who all go to the same 4Square gospel church. They're SUPER fundy-tards and they really do believe in the whole 7 days/7000 years bullshit. They home-school their children (who are borderline retarded at this point) specifically so they can instil these ridiculously delusional beliefs into their progeny.

None of the families have either computer/internet OR cable TV coming into their homes and they only watch videos that they buy through their church. That's how I know that one of these idiots would never end up on GLP. They live down the street from me. They're afraid of their own shadow. You'd NEVER see a real one of those on teh intarwebz.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1488610

Yeah, why can't those people be more like you? Why can't they sit in front of their boob-tube, sipping their brew, and farting to the tune of the old "Survival" episodes!?! LOL
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haha, good one!
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick
OK. This is a troll thread. Here's how I can tell.

OP claims to be a "bible believing born again christian" who holds the notion that dinosaurs were in fact never real.

This requires a psychological naivete that would preclude them from gaining the computer usage skills needed to even be able to find this website in the first place.

OP is aware of the ridiculosity of these claims and the thread was created for shits and giggles.


Someone who is as "christian" as the OP claims to be wouldn't even allow a computer into their home much less know how to browse the web in depth enough to find this place. It's not like GLP ain't on the fringes n shit. It's pretty waaaay the hell out there. Like OP.
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Exactly, theres no way someone this fucking stupid exists.
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Hahahahaha, so not only do you not believe in God but now you don't believe in me!!!!

You guys are too much, yeah, I guess I don't exist. My kids just appeared out of nowhere and these posts are all a figment of your imagination.

You guys are getting scarey lol
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iamwith

Back peddling.
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick
Oh no!... I KNOW people who are this stupid. There are three or four families in my neighbourhood who all go to the same 4Square gospel church. They're SUPER fundy-tards and they really do believe in the whole 7 days/7000 years bullshit. They home-school their children (who are borderline retarded at this point) specifically so they can instil these ridiculously delusional beliefs into their progeny.

None of the families have either computer/internet OR cable TV coming into their homes and they only watch videos that they buy through their church. That's how I know that one of these idiots would never end up on GLP. They live down the street from me. They're afraid of their own shadow. You'd NEVER see a real one of those on teh intarwebz.
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Yeah, why can't those people be more like you? Why can't they sit in front of their boob-tube, sipping their brew, and farting to the tune of the old "Survival" episodes!?! LOL
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


What he's saying is that if OP was what he said he was he wouldn't be here in the first place stupid.

You're just as plugged into a boob-tube because you have been on GLP for the past 14 or so hours correct?
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So anyone who believes the Bible must be too dumb to work a computer??

So I guess all the other Christians on the net don't exist either.

This is a slippery slope you're on, eventually you're going to realize you don't exist either and you'll just disappear!!
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blink Duh, how does i make the demons in mah magic box make dem atheists angry? Me too dumb to make magic box do. DO MAGIC BOX!! DO!!!!blink
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick
OK. This is a troll thread. Here's how I can tell.

OP claims to be a "bible believing born again christian" who holds the notion that dinosaurs were in fact never real.

This requires a psychological naivete that would preclude them from gaining the computer usage skills needed to even be able to find this website in the first place.

OP is aware of the ridiculosity of these claims and the thread was created for shits and giggles.


Someone who is as "christian" as the OP claims to be wouldn't even allow a computer into their home much less know how to browse the web in depth enough to find this place. It's not like GLP ain't on the fringes n shit. It's pretty waaaay the hell out there. Like OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1488610


Exactly, theres no way someone this fucking stupid exists.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313112


Hahahahaha, so not only do you not believe in God but now you don't believe in me!!!!

You guys are too much, yeah, I guess I don't exist. My kids just appeared out of nowhere and these posts are all a figment of your imagination.

You guys are getting scarey lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


What is scary is the cult of christianity.

Christians pass false judgments, condemn and ostracize those who do not agree with christian doctrine, for it is the way of their religion.

They've armed themselves with the doctrines of TPTB, who in foresight, sought and established religious institutions for the sole purpose of keeping intelligent minds from seeking truth outside their demented and delusional constructs.

They can quote their material designed to keep in line any and all those who would stray with clever quips and quotes till their hearts content, it doesn't, nor will it ever change the fact, that christianity is a false religion.

And of course, the cleverness of it all which has those of you under it's spell, believing that I, or any other who try and bring forth truth, is an agent from the dark-side that is fighting to imprison your souls by spouting what most of the uneducated consider as, 'weird doctrines,' instead of for one brief moment considering the possibility of any of the truth's contained in the material brought forth, for christians have been so completely indoctrinated that they will not listen, nor examine the evidence presented. As someone else on this forum pointed out, the christian indoctrination is like concrete, thoroughly mixed up, and permanently set.

Therein lies the complete and utter sadness of it all.


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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick
Oh no!... I KNOW people who are this stupid. There are three or four families in my neighbourhood who all go to the same 4Square gospel church. They're SUPER fundy-tards and they really do believe in the whole 7 days/7000 years bullshit. They home-school their children (who are borderline retarded at this point) specifically so they can instil these ridiculously delusional beliefs into their progeny.

None of the families have either computer/internet OR cable TV coming into their homes and they only watch videos that they buy through their church. That's how I know that one of these idiots would never end up on GLP. They live down the street from me. They're afraid of their own shadow. You'd NEVER see a real one of those on teh intarwebz.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1488610

Yeah, why can't those people be more like you? Why can't they sit in front of their boob-tube, sipping their brew, and farting to the tune of the old "Survival" episodes!?! LOL
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


What he's saying is that if OP was what he said he was he wouldn't be here in the first place stupid.

You're just as plugged into a boob-tube because you have been on GLP for the past 14 or so hours correct?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313112


So anyone who believes the Bible must be too dumb to work a computer??

So I guess all the other Christians on the net don't exist either.

This is a slippery slope you're on, eventually you're going to realize you don't exist either and you'll just disappear!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


No, what we're saying is that by evaluating your intellectual level theres no way someone who clings to their faith as much as you do can possibly believe in the idea of an open internet much less this website. The disclaimer at the bottom reads "DON'T BELIEVE A DAMN WORD YOU READ ON THIS WEBSITE!"

So essentially none of us have to believe eachother or anything except links, well presented arguments or hard evidence.

None of which you brought forward except the bible which already contradicts your argument because it mentions dinosaurs.

You have no legs to stand on anymore.

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