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Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

 
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You are wrong op! Satan's greatest trick is the bible.
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clappa
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Wait...so you believe Satan exists but you also hate the Bible?

Are you, like, an actual Satanist or something?
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I dont hate the bible, i just have no proof of its origins. It could have comed from anyone, it could have been made the way it was for an evil purpose, for all we know. If satan has the earth figured out and everything is part of satan, than maybe the bible is too!
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I don't understand how so many people can buy into the lie of dinosaurs, it's just ridiculous. The Bible never mentions dinosaurs so they obviously weren't created by God. We're supposed to believe that these "dinosaur bones" are made of rock but how could something with a skeleton made of rock actually survive? How could they be millions of years old if the Earth itself is only about 6,000 years old?

It's hard to teach my kids about dinosaurs not being real. I try to tell them that it's just another one of Satan's tricks but dinosaurs are so popular. Their school teaches them that so many of Satan's lies are true but I can't afford the time to home school them or send them to private school.

How do you guys deal with teaching your kids about how dinosaurs are fake?

I'd really appreciate any advice, my kids are at that "dinosaur age". Please help!
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Dinosaurs were certainly real, but they all died in the Great Flood. This is what we teach our children. They are nothing more than ordinary reptiles, and the only surviving versions of them left on earth today are lizards and birds.

You should read some Christian geology books. They explain these things well. All creatures were much larger before the Flood as well.
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Can you suggest any good online resources? Maybe I can adapt some of these teachings
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Lemme go check my bookshelf...BRB!
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Ok, here you go...

"After The Flood" by Bill Cooper

"Science Of Today and the Problems of Genesis" by Fr. Patrick O'Connell

"If The World Only Knew" by Fernand Crombette

"Creation Rediscovered" by Gerard J. Keane

"The Genesis Flood" by John C. Whitcomb & Henry M. Morris

"Someone's Making A Monkey Out of You" by Patrick Marks

You can probably find most of these at amazon.com.
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Op has been trumped.
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Its time for you morons to start putting links and data up.
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Why? Cause you somehow think that the Truth is affected by the number of other people that believe in it? lol
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No difference at all!!! its the same fucking thing you morons!!
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So the Catholic Church is more True than the Mormon Church, cause there's more believers in it, right? lol
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That has nothing to do with the current argument, nice back peddle.

Dinosaurs existed.
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Op has been trumped.
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As have all of them that continue to use the buy-bull as their main source of reference.


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Op has been trumped.
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As have all of them that continue to use the buy-bull as their main source of reference.


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ohyeah

Thank god for you guys, I was drowning in the stupid for a bit.

Fended them off for a while though lmao
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Dinosaurs were certainly real, but they all died in the Great Flood. This is what we teach our children. They are nothing more than ordinary reptiles, and the only surviving versions of them left on earth today are lizards and birds.

You should read some Christian geology books. They explain these things well. All creatures were much larger before the Flood as well.
 Quoting: birdie


Can you suggest any good online resources? Maybe I can adapt some of these teachings
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


Lemme go check my bookshelf...BRB!
 Quoting: birdie


Ok, here you go...

"After The Flood" by Bill Cooper

"Science Of Today and the Problems of Genesis" by Fr. Patrick O'Connell

"If The World Only Knew" by Fernand Crombette

"Creation Rediscovered" by Gerard J. Keane

"The Genesis Flood" by John C. Whitcomb & Henry M. Morris

"Someone's Making A Monkey Out of You" by Patrick Marks

You can probably find most of these at amazon.com.
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Thanks! I'll have to look into these. Is that the same Bill Cooper as Behold a Pale Horse?
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Op has been trumped.
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As have all of them that continue to use the buy-bull as their main source of reference.


.
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ohyeah

Thank god for you guys, I was drowning in the stupid for a bit.

Fended them off for a while though lmao
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HAHAHA punned myself.
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Op has been trumped.
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Umm, we have 15 pages of people trying to trump me and they have been continually unsuccessful.

Just because you say something doesn't make it true!! LOL
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Op has been trumped.
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Umm, we have 15 pages of people trying to trump me and they have been continually unsuccessful.

Just because you say something doesn't make it true!! LOL
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[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick
Just gonna go ahead and quote myself from earlier since we're at the top of a new page:

OP is an obvious troll.

Run his user ID through the Advanced Search and look for his replies to other threads. Here are some of his past gems:


Hey, if God deems it good then it's morally right. That includes killing non-believers and spreading hate and ignorance.

Get with the program or go to hell!
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Most people are too petty and fearful to obtain the truth of the divinity within us all. Your must first kill your ego and persona before you can begin to live in the light of truth. We all have the potential of becoming like God but people would rather cling to this childish notion that going to church and eating some crackers will send them to heaven.
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The amount of Christtardiness I see on GLP really makes me worry sometimes.

Do you people really believe the insane stuff that you keep spewing onto this board? If so, I am very worried.

I think some people's use of the internet should be restricted so that they don't influence other small minded and ignorant people.

Anyone remember the Planet of the Apes movie were all the monkeys revolted?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


So yeah. You can now proceed to ignore him, which you should have been doing in the first place.

feedtroll
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Quotes from these threads:

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
Thread: I can barely forgive an Alien policy of ‘non-intervention’ but where is God’s help in all the greed, violence, war and sadness in the world? (Page 7)
Thread: Jesus said "The Kingdom of God is inside you and all around you, not in mansions of wood and stone. Split a piece of wood and I am there -- lift (Page 6)

hf
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick
To everyone who denies SATAN exists and has all governments under his power, read: Luke 4:6 And he said to JESUS,

"I will give you all the power and glory of these kingdoms. All of it has been given to me, and I give it to anyone I please."
----------

Who gave the United States of America the 'Royal Oil Authority' to denominate ALL world oil into USD's?
Thread: To everyone who thinks the 'DOLLAR' has fallen off a cliff, Think again.

Who?

Huh?

Who?

peace
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick
Op has been trumped.
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Umm, we have 15 pages of people trying to trump me and they have been continually unsuccessful.

Just because you say something doesn't make it true!! LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857



[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

Thread: I can barely forgive an Alien policy of ‘non-intervention’ but where is God’s help in all the greed, violence, war and sadness in the world? (Page 7)

Thread: Jesus said "The Kingdom of God is inside you and all around you, not in mansions of wood and stone. Split a piece of wood and I am there -- lift (Page 6)

Trumped, you're a troll.
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick
op,

dinosaurs are real

there are a few living in my backyard
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick
Just gonna go ahead and quote myself from earlier since we're at the top of a new page:

OP is an obvious troll.

Run his user ID through the Advanced Search and look for his replies to other threads. Here are some of his past gems:


Hey, if God deems it good then it's morally right. That includes killing non-believers and spreading hate and ignorance.

Get with the program or go to hell!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


Most people are too petty and fearful to obtain the truth of the divinity within us all. Your must first kill your ego and persona before you can begin to live in the light of truth. We all have the potential of becoming like God but people would rather cling to this childish notion that going to church and eating some crackers will send them to heaven.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857



The amount of Christtardiness I see on GLP really makes me worry sometimes.

Do you people really believe the insane stuff that you keep spewing onto this board? If so, I am very worried.

I think some people's use of the internet should be restricted so that they don't influence other small minded and ignorant people.

Anyone remember the Planet of the Apes movie were all the monkeys revolted?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


So yeah. You can now proceed to ignore him, which you should have been doing in the first place.

feedtroll
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1483446


Quotes from these threads:

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
Thread: I can barely forgive an Alien policy of ‘non-intervention’ but where is God’s help in all the greed, violence, war and sadness in the world? (Page 7)
Thread: Jesus said "The Kingdom of God is inside you and all around you, not in mansions of wood and stone. Split a piece of wood and I am there -- lift (Page 6)

hf
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You're just wasting your time, God is on my side!!!
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Op has been trumped.
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As have all of them that continue to use the buy-bull as their main source of reference.


.
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ohyeah

Thank god for you guys, I was drowning in the stupid for a bit.

Fended them off for a while though lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313112


I know what you mean, hardtruth was about the only one that could keep these guys in check, but he is now banned from here.

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To everyone who denies SATAN exists and has all governments under his power, read: Luke 4:6 And he said to JESUS,

"I will give you all the power and glory of these kingdoms. All of it has been given to me, and I give it to anyone I please."
----------

Who gave the United States of America the 'Royal Oil Authority' to denominate ALL world oil into USD's?
Thread: To everyone who thinks the 'DOLLAR' has fallen off a cliff, Think again.

Who?

Huh?

Who?

peace
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Thread: To everyone who thinks the 'DOLLAR' has fallen off a cliff, Think again. (Page 2)
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To everyone who denies SATAN exists and has all governments under his power, read: Luke 4:6 And he said to JESUS,

"I will give you all the power and glory of these kingdoms. All of it has been given to me, and I give it to anyone I please."
----------

Who gave the United States of America the 'Royal Oil Authority' to denominate ALL world oil into USD's?
Thread: To everyone who thinks the 'DOLLAR' has fallen off a cliff, Think again.

Who?

Huh?

Who?

peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1262661


And there was me thinking oil was traded in dollars because the dollar has been the dominant world reserve currency for decades due to America's financial clout and relative economic stability (up until recently).

But nope, guess I was wrong. Turns out it was the devil.

oops
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Op has been trumped.
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Umm, we have 15 pages of people trying to trump me and they have been continually unsuccessful.

Just because you say something doesn't make it true!! LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


Op what if the bible is the work of the devil and you are actually doing satans work? I bet you ask yourself that question all the time? being so paranoid of hell and satan. There is evil and good in the universe, but man could have also made everything up. No one knows, so dont act like you know it all, because no one knows! and dinosaurs are real.............................................
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick
Just gonna go ahead and quote myself from earlier since we're at the top of a new page:

OP is an obvious troll.

Run his user ID through the Advanced Search and look for his replies to other threads. Here are some of his past gems:


Hey, if God deems it good then it's morally right. That includes killing non-believers and spreading hate and ignorance.

Get with the program or go to hell!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


Most people are too petty and fearful to obtain the truth of the divinity within us all. Your must first kill your ego and persona before you can begin to live in the light of truth. We all have the potential of becoming like God but people would rather cling to this childish notion that going to church and eating some crackers will send them to heaven.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857



The amount of Christtardiness I see on GLP really makes me worry sometimes.

Do you people really believe the insane stuff that you keep spewing onto this board? If so, I am very worried.

I think some people's use of the internet should be restricted so that they don't influence other small minded and ignorant people.

Anyone remember the Planet of the Apes movie were all the monkeys revolted?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


So yeah. You can now proceed to ignore him, which you should have been doing in the first place.

feedtroll
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1483446


Quotes from these threads:

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
Thread: I can barely forgive an Alien policy of ‘non-intervention’ but where is God’s help in all the greed, violence, war and sadness in the world? (Page 7)
Thread: Jesus said "The Kingdom of God is inside you and all around you, not in mansions of wood and stone. Split a piece of wood and I am there -- lift (Page 6)

hf
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You're just wasting your time, God is on my side!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


Quite opposite actually, you're wasting your time believing that stupid book.

Have fun continuing to be wrong. We literally treated you like an evil do-er in a comic book panel.

You're using the "its futile" excuses now lmao dipshit.
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OP, you're a fuckin troll and this is a troll thread. You are the cancer that is killing GLP.
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OP, you're a fuckin troll and this is a troll thread. You are the cancer that is killing GLP.
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Quite opposite actually, you're wasting your time believing that stupid book.

Have fun continuing to be wrong. We literally treated you like an evil do-er in a comic book panel.

You're using the "its futile" excuses now lmao dipshit.
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He doesn't believe in 'that stupid book'

He's a troll.

Sheesh.
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Why doesn't the US gov that funds all scientific research override The Supreme court and remove The Devil's abortion clinics in America now that its empowered with the SuperCongress having incredible power that can override the Supreme court.

Why?

Huh?

Why?

peace
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Quite opposite actually, you're wasting your time believing that stupid book.

Have fun continuing to be wrong. We literally treated you like an evil do-er in a comic book panel.

You're using the "its futile" excuses now lmao dipshit.
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He doesn't believe in 'that stupid book'

He's a troll.

Sheesh.
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Its still, a stupid book.
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Op has been trumped.
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Umm, we have 15 pages of people trying to trump me and they have been continually unsuccessful.

Just because you say something doesn't make it true!! LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


Op what if the bible is the work of the devil and you are actually doing satans work? I bet you ask yourself that question all the time? being so paranoid of hell and satan. There is evil and good in the universe, but man could have also made everything up. No one knows, so dont act like you know it all, because no one knows! and dinosaurs are real.............................................
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The Bible is the truth because it is the word of God. It says this right in the book. Maybe you should bother to read it before trying to trick me into following Satan.
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Why doesn't the US gov that funds all scientific research override The Supreme court and remove The Devil's abortion clinics in America now that its empowered with the SuperCongress having incredible power that can override the Supreme court.

Why?

Huh?

Why?

peace
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How many guesses do I get?
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Why doesn't the US gov that funds all scientific research override The Supreme court and remove The Devil's abortion clinics in America now that its empowered with the SuperCongress having incredible power that can override the Supreme court.

Why?

Huh?

Why?

peace
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Because you people don't know how to propose a secular argument at an intellectual capacity.
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There was an earth age before this one. Its all in the Bible. You need to google three world ages or three earth ages. It will explain in detail about the world before this one.catdancecatdancefish
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Op has been trumped.
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Umm, we have 15 pages of people trying to trump me and they have been continually unsuccessful.

Just because you say something doesn't make it true!! LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


Op what if the bible is the work of the devil and you are actually doing satans work? I bet you ask yourself that question all the time? being so paranoid of hell and satan. There is evil and good in the universe, but man could have also made everything up. No one knows, so dont act like you know it all, because no one knows! and dinosaurs are real.............................................
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1330148


The Bible is the truth because it is the word of God. It says this right in the book. Maybe you should bother to read it before trying to trick me into following Satan.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


Op cannot debate in a secular fashion and leave his personal beliefs out of his arguments. Therefore its safe to say he's an emotional retard.

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