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Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

 
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No, we tried debating with you using fact and rationale.

Now we're picking on you for being stupid.

Want some advice for your kid? Let a nice gay couple raise her.
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I haven't seen any facts and your rationale has consisted of calling me names, cursing and wishing that horrible things would happen to me.
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You took all the links, supporting statements and cohesive arguments and replied to them with "satan did it..".

You're a troll, nothing more. You have no argument because you refuse to see the other side of the coin.
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I see the only side of the coin that matters. The Lord's side.

There is truth and there are lies, why should I waste my time considering lies when I already have the truth?
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Religion is a glorified opinion that should never be used in a debate where real concrete evidence exists.

Dinosaurs existed, they even exist in your stupid book. You did no research on the very topic you've been flaming about. You came on GLP seeking advice for helping your further your kids education? That right there is an example of stupidity on your part. If you were really a faithful person you'd pray not post. Pray your kid gets a good education, pray they grow up healthy, etc. Don't come on here and pretend like you have something to go on and anyone who disagrees with you is a satanist. You're foolish on the highest level.
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I don't understand how so many people can buy into the lie of dinosaurs, it's just ridiculous. The Bible never mentions dinosaurs so they obviously weren't created by God. We're supposed to believe that these "dinosaur bones" are made of rock but how could something with a skeleton made of rock actually survive? How could they be millions of years old if the Earth itself is only about 6,000 years old?

It's hard to teach my kids about dinosaurs not being real. I try to tell them that it's just another one of Satan's tricks but dinosaurs are so popular. Their school teaches them that so many of Satan's lies are true but I can't afford the time to home school them or send them to private school.

How do you guys deal with teaching your kids about how dinosaurs are fake?

I'd really appreciate any advice, my kids are at that "dinosaur age". Please help!
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Barroth is a Dinosaur, therefor they exist
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No dinosaurs in the bible?

Try this on for size.

Behemoth has the following attributes according to Job 40:15-24

. It “eats grass like an ox.”
· It “moves his tail like a cedar.” (In Hebrew, this literally reads, “he lets hang his tail like a cedar.”)
· Its “bones are like beams of bronze,
His ribs like bars of iron.”
· “He is the first of the ways of God.”
· “He lies under the lotus trees,
In a covert of reeds and marsh.”

Ok, could be a large beast…..lets continue.

Leviathan has the following attributes according to Job chapter 41, Psalm 104:25,26 and Isaiah 27:1. This is only a partial listing—just enough to make the point.

· “No one is so fierce that he would dare stir him up.”
· “Who can open the doors of his face, with his terrible teeth all around?”
· “His rows of scales are his pride, shut up tightly as with a seal; one is so near another that no air can come between them; they are joined one to another, they stick together and cannot be parted.”
· “His sneezings flash forth light, and his eyes are like the eyelids of the morning. Out of his mouth go burning lights; sparks of fire shoot out. Smoke goes out of his nostrils, as from a boiling pot and burning rushes. His breath kindles coals, and a flame goes out of his mouth.”
· “Though the sword reaches him, it cannot avail; nor does spear, dart, or javelin. He regards iron as straw, and bronze as rotten wood. The arrow cannot make him flee; slingstones become like stubble to him. Darts are regarded as straw; he laughs at the threat of javelins.”
· “On earth there is nothing like him, which is made without fear.”
· Leviathan “played” in the “great and wide sea” (a paraphrase of Psalm 104 verses 25 and 26—get the exact sense by reading them yourself).
· Leviathan is a “reptile [a] that is in the sea.” (Isaiah 27:1)

[a] Note: The word translated “reptile” here is the Hebrew word tanniyn. This shows that “Leviathan” was also a “tanniyn” (dragon).

Yep, this sounds like a fire breathing dragon to me.

“Dinosaur” Names, Then and Now

Name and date first written in the Bible, Scientific Name (best estimate) and date the name appeared

tanniyn (dragon) before 1400 BC dinosaur 1841 AD
behemoth before 1400 BC brachiosaurus 1903 AD
Leviathan before 1400 BC kronosaurus 1901 AD

Tanniyn, Behemoth, and Leviathan all found in the bible.
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Oh I see!

So these museums are filled with the bones of Leviathans and Behemoths which are creations of GOD

All these Museums are a testament of His majesty's existence and the earth being His footstool and scientists with their evolution and Big Bang theories are just amusing fairytales, like court jesters to amuse the King
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Do yourself a favor, don't do science any favors!

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The trickster demon started this thread to turn us away from the bible. Cast off the trickster. God is the only creator.
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Here are some facts:

1. If dinosaurs really had skeletons made of stone they would not be able to walk around.

2. Dinosaurs are so big that the entire planet could not support massive amounts of them with enough food

3. Dinosaurs supposedly covered the Earth but only a few "scientists" ever find their bones

4. Dinosaur finds are not open to public scrutiny

5. There are no ancient depictions of dinosaurs ANYWHERE

6. If bones really turned to stone then there were would be tons of "fossils" everywhere

7. Dinosaurs supposedly died out all at once but scientists can't agree on why.

8. A massive extinction event on the land would not affect dinosaurs in the ocean yet there are no dinosaurs in the oceans today

9. Dinosaurs have arms they can't use, cumbersome plates and spikes that would serve no purpose

10. If dinosaurs were such perfect creatures then why would they "evolve"?
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5a"We found rocks that look like bones and everyone believes us!!!"5a
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lmao Op rules!

Goodnite, numbskulls.

peace
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You *MUST* be a troll. First of all, in order to effectively disprove something you need to have an understanding of it. Really understanding it doesnt mean you have to buy into it. You obviously aren't even willing to take this step.

If, by some chance you aren't just playing for all the amusing relies and attention, then you ARE FOLLOWING THE ANTICHRIST yourself in you well-intended, but BLIND as he** faith.

People who really think the way you do are the real evil in the world and are the reason why we need to be wiped off the face of the earth every so often as the scourge we are.
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Here are some facts:

1. If dinosaurs really had skeletons made of stone they would not be able to walk around.

2. Dinosaurs are so big that the entire planet could not support massive amounts of them with enough food

3. Dinosaurs supposedly covered the Earth but only a few "scientists" ever find their bones

4. Dinosaur finds are not open to public scrutiny

5. There are no ancient depictions of dinosaurs ANYWHERE

6. If bones really turned to stone then there were would be tons of "fossils" everywhere

7. Dinosaurs supposedly died out all at once but scientists can't agree on why.

8. A massive extinction event on the land would not affect dinosaurs in the ocean yet there are no dinosaurs in the oceans today

9. Dinosaurs have arms they can't use, cumbersome plates and spikes that would serve no purpose

10. If dinosaurs were such perfect creatures then why would they "evolve"?
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bash

Its like an uneducated woman from the south wrote that...omg...goodnight I can't deal with this shit anymore...we're all going to die from a massive meteor...at least I hope....

The universe needs to hit the reset button one more time because people like this will only pro-create and make more useless eaters.

Fuck it...take us over NWO...I'm ready...fucking chip me w/e SOMETHING needs to be done..
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Awesome, OP.

I've been fascinated by this for so many pages and still can't quite believe you're serious.

Roll playing at its finest. Top marks and a koala stamp for you.dasbier
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Its like an uneducated woman from the south wrote that...omg...goodnight I can't deal with this shit anymore...we're all going to die from a massive meteor...at least I hope....

The universe needs to hit the reset button one more time because people like this will only pro-create and make more useless eaters.

Fuck it...take us over NWO...I'm ready...fucking chip me w/e SOMETHING needs to be done..
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Ah, and there it is: People like you just love to call us "useless eaters" don't you AC.........cause that's all any of us are to the likes of you, huh? :(

Somebody just uncovered their self!!! lol
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Ok, riddle me this OP.

What about the Wooly Mamoths frozen completely intact with vegetation still in their mouths, did Satan make them up also?

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I reckon they died out around the time of Noe's flood.
And as for them bieng fossilised don't worry about that, you see scientists will tell you that bones take millions of years to fossilise but this is incorrect.
There are cat skeletons at Lightning Ridge in Australia which have opalised in the few short years since europeans have been here.
Previously scientists thought that bones took millions of years to opalise.
The answers are all there, it's just that this modern evil society will do and say just about ANYTHING no matter how preposterous to deny the existence of God.
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The existence of dinosaurs does not equate to denying the existence of God. The 6000 year old earth theory, however, is preposterous.
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I actually think that may be right. No way this shit is millions and billions of years old.
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Here are some facts:

1. If dinosaurs really had skeletons made of stone they would not be able to walk around.
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Um... Okay? True?
2. Dinosaurs are so big that the entire planet could not support massive amounts of them with enough food
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857

Oh really? I'd sure love to see this cited somewhere...
3. Dinosaurs supposedly covered the Earth but only a few "scientists" ever find their bones
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857

False. Their bones are found quite often, by more than just a few scientists.
4. Dinosaur finds are not open to public scrutiny
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857

Sure they are! Obvious facts are just not often scrutinized.
5. There are no ancient depictions of dinosaurs ANYWHERE
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Maybe that's because they didn't coexist with humans?
6. If bones really turned to stone then there were would be tons of "fossils" everywhere
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857

There are tons of fossils everywhere.
7. Dinosaurs supposedly died out all at once but scientists can't agree on why.
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Actually, the meteor theory is pretty agreed upon. But you're right in that there ARE other theories circulating. But just because scientists don't necessarily agree on how dinosaurs died off doesn't take away from the fact that scientists DO agree that dinosaurs did exist... Ahem... Yeah.
8. A massive extinction event on the land would not affect dinosaurs in the ocean yet there are no dinosaurs in the oceans today
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Who told you this? Of course a massive extinction event (even one that solely took place on land) could affect dinosaurs in the ocean.
9. Dinosaurs have arms they can't use, cumbersome plates and spikes that would serve no purpose
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True. A spiky, club of a tail would serve absolutely NO purpose in self-defense. You're silly.
10. If dinosaurs were such perfect creatures then why would they "evolve"?
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Who said they were "perfect" creatures? Honestly?


Sheesh. I have no idea why I keep dealing with this thread. Unlike your original post suggested, you clearly have no interest in educating yourself or your children.
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Its like an uneducated woman from the south wrote that...omg...goodnight I can't deal with this shit anymore...we're all going to die from a massive meteor...at least I hope....

The universe needs to hit the reset button one more time because people like this will only pro-create and make more useless eaters.

Fuck it...take us over NWO...I'm ready...fucking chip me w/e SOMETHING needs to be done..
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Ah, and there it is: People like you just love to call us "useless eaters" don't you AC.........cause that's all any of us are to the likes of you, huh? :(

Somebody just uncovered their self!!! lol
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Useless eaters exist, they're the same people that kill, lie, and distort actual events for the sake of hiding behind the ultimate strawman argument they can never prove...Gods will.
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Ok, riddle me this OP.

What about the Wooly Mamoths frozen completely intact with vegetation still in their mouths, did Satan make them up also?
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You think he can't?

How about that "frozen ark" up on that mountain........was that really Moses' boat? lol
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Ok, riddle me this OP.

What about the Wooly Mamoths frozen completely intact with vegetation still in their mouths, did Satan make them up also?
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The Bible says that there were many abominations walking the Earth because of sinful people breeding with fallen angels
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Ah, and there it is: People like you just love to call us "useless eaters" don't you AC.........cause that's all any of us are to the likes of you, huh? :(

Somebody just uncovered their self!!! lol
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Useless eaters exist, they're the same people that kill, lie, and distort actual events for the sake of hiding behind the ultimate strawman argument they can never prove...Gods will.
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Well of course they exist TO YOU........cause you like to place yourself above others! :(
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No dinosaurs in the bible?

Try this on for size.

Behemoth has the following attributes according to Job 40:15-24

. It “eats grass like an ox.”
· It “moves his tail like a cedar.” (In Hebrew, this literally reads, “he lets hang his tail like a cedar.”)
· Its “bones are like beams of bronze,
His ribs like bars of iron.”
· “He is the first of the ways of God.”
· “He lies under the lotus trees,
In a covert of reeds and marsh.”

Ok, could be a large beast…..lets continue.

Leviathan has the following attributes according to Job chapter 41, Psalm 104:25,26 and Isaiah 27:1. This is only a partial listing—just enough to make the point.

· “No one is so fierce that he would dare stir him up.”
· “Who can open the doors of his face, with his terrible teeth all around?”
· “His rows of scales are his pride, shut up tightly as with a seal; one is so near another that no air can come between them; they are joined one to another, they stick together and cannot be parted.”
· “His sneezings flash forth light, and his eyes are like the eyelids of the morning. Out of his mouth go burning lights; sparks of fire shoot out. Smoke goes out of his nostrils, as from a boiling pot and burning rushes. His breath kindles coals, and a flame goes out of his mouth.”
· “Though the sword reaches him, it cannot avail; nor does spear, dart, or javelin. He regards iron as straw, and bronze as rotten wood. The arrow cannot make him flee; slingstones become like stubble to him. Darts are regarded as straw; he laughs at the threat of javelins.”
· “On earth there is nothing like him, which is made without fear.”
· Leviathan “played” in the “great and wide sea” (a paraphrase of Psalm 104 verses 25 and 26—get the exact sense by reading them yourself).
· Leviathan is a “reptile [a] that is in the sea.” (Isaiah 27:1)

[a] Note: The word translated “reptile” here is the Hebrew word tanniyn. This shows that “Leviathan” was also a “tanniyn” (dragon).

Yep, this sounds like a fire breathing dragon to me.

“Dinosaur” Names, Then and Now

Name and date first written in the Bible, Scientific Name (best estimate) and date the name appeared

tanniyn (dragon) before 1400 BC dinosaur 1841 AD
behemoth before 1400 BC brachiosaurus 1903 AD
Leviathan before 1400 BC kronosaurus 1901 AD

Tanniyn, Behemoth, and Leviathan all found in the bible.
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Those are demons, not dinosaurs.

Although, there may not be much of a difference!!!
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You better read the bible again.

Job 40:15
Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.

40:23
Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.

Read chapter 41 on Leviathan.

God is schooling Job and explaining to him that nothing is greater than God and his creations.

I’m done with your thread.
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I don't understand how so many people can buy into the lie of dinosaurs, it's just ridiculous. The Bible never mentions dinosaurs so they obviously weren't created by God. We're supposed to believe that these "dinosaur bones" are made of rock but how could something with a skeleton made of rock actually survive? How could they be millions of years old if the Earth itself is only about 6,000 years old?

It's hard to teach my kids about dinosaurs not being real. I try to tell them that it's just another one of Satan's tricks but dinosaurs are so popular. Their school teaches them that so many of Satan's lies are true but I can't afford the time to home school them or send them to private school.

How do you guys deal with teaching your kids about how dinosaurs are fake?

I'd really appreciate any advice, my kids are at that "dinosaur age". Please help!
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How is this Satan's greatest trick?
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No dinosaurs in the bible?

Try this on for size.

Behemoth has the following attributes according to Job 40:15-24

. It “eats grass like an ox.”
· It “moves his tail like a cedar.” (In Hebrew, this literally reads, “he lets hang his tail like a cedar.”)
· Its “bones are like beams of bronze,
His ribs like bars of iron.”
· “He is the first of the ways of God.”
· “He lies under the lotus trees,
In a covert of reeds and marsh.”

Ok, could be a large beast…..lets continue.

Leviathan has the following attributes according to Job chapter 41, Psalm 104:25,26 and Isaiah 27:1. This is only a partial listing—just enough to make the point.

· “No one is so fierce that he would dare stir him up.”
· “Who can open the doors of his face, with his terrible teeth all around?”
· “His rows of scales are his pride, shut up tightly as with a seal; one is so near another that no air can come between them; they are joined one to another, they stick together and cannot be parted.”
· “His sneezings flash forth light, and his eyes are like the eyelids of the morning. Out of his mouth go burning lights; sparks of fire shoot out. Smoke goes out of his nostrils, as from a boiling pot and burning rushes. His breath kindles coals, and a flame goes out of his mouth.”
· “Though the sword reaches him, it cannot avail; nor does spear, dart, or javelin. He regards iron as straw, and bronze as rotten wood. The arrow cannot make him flee; slingstones become like stubble to him. Darts are regarded as straw; he laughs at the threat of javelins.”
· “On earth there is nothing like him, which is made without fear.”
· Leviathan “played” in the “great and wide sea” (a paraphrase of Psalm 104 verses 25 and 26—get the exact sense by reading them yourself).
· Leviathan is a “reptile [a] that is in the sea.” (Isaiah 27:1)

[a] Note: The word translated “reptile” here is the Hebrew word tanniyn. This shows that “Leviathan” was also a “tanniyn” (dragon).

Yep, this sounds like a fire breathing dragon to me.

“Dinosaur” Names, Then and Now

Name and date first written in the Bible, Scientific Name (best estimate) and date the name appeared

tanniyn (dragon) before 1400 BC dinosaur 1841 AD
behemoth before 1400 BC brachiosaurus 1903 AD
Leviathan before 1400 BC kronosaurus 1901 AD

Tanniyn, Behemoth, and Leviathan all found in the bible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1494499


Those are demons, not dinosaurs.

Although, there may not be much of a difference!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


You better read the bible again.

Job 40:15
Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.

40:23
Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.

Read chapter 41 on Leviathan.

God is schooling Job and explaining to him that nothing is greater than God and his creations.

I’m done with your thread.
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You know who else is good at obscuring scripture?

SATAN!!
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Ah, and there it is: People like you just love to call us "useless eaters" don't you AC.........cause that's all any of us are to the likes of you, huh? :(

Somebody just uncovered their self!!! lol
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Useless eaters exist, they're the same people that kill, lie, and distort actual events for the sake of hiding behind the ultimate strawman argument they can never prove...Gods will.
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Well of course they exist TO YOU........cause you like to place yourself above others! :(
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


I place stupid people below me, yes. Why is this?

Because when you present evidence and hard fact they laugh at you as if you're a fool and say "thats not the will of god, god this..god that.."

What the fuck do you say to a person so blinded by a egocentric "God"? You belittle them because they use religion in debates of reason and logic.
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No dinosaurs in the bible?

Try this on for size.

Behemoth has the following attributes according to Job 40:15-24

. It “eats grass like an ox.”
· It “moves his tail like a cedar.” (In Hebrew, this literally reads, “he lets hang his tail like a cedar.”)
· Its “bones are like beams of bronze,
His ribs like bars of iron.”
· “He is the first of the ways of God.”
· “He lies under the lotus trees,
In a covert of reeds and marsh.”

Ok, could be a large beast…..lets continue.

Leviathan has the following attributes according to Job chapter 41, Psalm 104:25,26 and Isaiah 27:1. This is only a partial listing—just enough to make the point.

· “No one is so fierce that he would dare stir him up.”
· “Who can open the doors of his face, with his terrible teeth all around?”
· “His rows of scales are his pride, shut up tightly as with a seal; one is so near another that no air can come between them; they are joined one to another, they stick together and cannot be parted.”
· “His sneezings flash forth light, and his eyes are like the eyelids of the morning. Out of his mouth go burning lights; sparks of fire shoot out. Smoke goes out of his nostrils, as from a boiling pot and burning rushes. His breath kindles coals, and a flame goes out of his mouth.”
· “Though the sword reaches him, it cannot avail; nor does spear, dart, or javelin. He regards iron as straw, and bronze as rotten wood. The arrow cannot make him flee; slingstones become like stubble to him. Darts are regarded as straw; he laughs at the threat of javelins.”
· “On earth there is nothing like him, which is made without fear.”
· Leviathan “played” in the “great and wide sea” (a paraphrase of Psalm 104 verses 25 and 26—get the exact sense by reading them yourself).
· Leviathan is a “reptile [a] that is in the sea.” (Isaiah 27:1)

[a] Note: The word translated “reptile” here is the Hebrew word tanniyn. This shows that “Leviathan” was also a “tanniyn” (dragon).

Yep, this sounds like a fire breathing dragon to me.

“Dinosaur” Names, Then and Now

Name and date first written in the Bible, Scientific Name (best estimate) and date the name appeared

tanniyn (dragon) before 1400 BC dinosaur 1841 AD
behemoth before 1400 BC brachiosaurus 1903 AD
Leviathan before 1400 BC kronosaurus 1901 AD

Tanniyn, Behemoth, and Leviathan all found in the bible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1494499


Those are demons, not dinosaurs.

Although, there may not be much of a difference!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


You better read the bible again.

Job 40:15
Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.

40:23
Behold, he drinketh up a river, and hasteth not: he trusteth that he can draw up Jordan into his mouth.

Read chapter 41 on Leviathan.

God is schooling Job and explaining to him that nothing is greater than God and his creations.

I’m done with your thread.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1494499


You know who else is good at obscuring scripture?

SATAN!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


So now the bible you cling to and worship is...tampered with? But only the parts regarding dinosaurs right? Right. Now you're getting somewhere OP..now if you can just admit that its made up you'll be all set.
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick
Ok, riddle me this OP.

What about the Wooly Mamoths frozen completely intact with vegetation still in their mouths, did Satan make them up also?
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The Bible says that there were many abominations walking the Earth because of sinful people breeding with fallen angels
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Could you please cite this from the Bible for me?
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick
You have incurred the wrath of Tacnayn.


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I place stupid people below me, yes.
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Thank you for making my point! :(
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick
Ok, riddle me this OP.

What about the Wooly Mamoths frozen completely intact with vegetation still in their mouths, did Satan make them up also?
 Quoting: FlyingHigh


The Bible says that there were many abominations walking the Earth because of sinful people breeding with fallen angels
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Please OP... you're killing me.

cruise
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Re: Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick
Ok, riddle me this OP.

What about the Wooly Mamoths frozen completely intact with vegetation still in their mouths, did Satan make them up also?
 Quoting: FlyingHigh


The Bible says that there were many abominations walking the Earth because of sinful people breeding with fallen angels
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


Please OP... you're killing me.

cruise
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Amazing, isn't it?

Just amazing...
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Ok, riddle me this OP.

What about the Wooly Mamoths frozen completely intact with vegetation still in their mouths, did Satan make them up also?
 Quoting: FlyingHigh

You think he can't?

How about that "frozen ark" up on that mountain........was that really Moses' boat? lol
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Another trickster demon that gives Satan the power of creation. Only God the creator has that power. Don't listen to the tricksters. Satan cannot create, he can just confuse and trick. That is the purpose of this thread.
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I place stupid people below me, yes.
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Thank you for making my point! :(
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Thank you for picking out one part of my well thought out addendum and pretending it proves you right somehow. How about you try and defend...oh i don't know...everything fucking else..fucking A you bible-tards are like hydras...cut the head off and 2 more stupid dilluded heads grow.

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