Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

He can barely tie his shoelaces.

It's true, if you would like some help in pulling yourself out of Satan's pit then I'd be happy to help!

We are/ have been and you ignore it or dismiss it as demons work because thousands of years ago people like you were given the ultimate "get out of jail free" card to any argument. Your responses and unintelligible rebuttals are basically you blocking your ears and saying "lalalalalala god is good lalalalalala".

There is no arguing with you people because you stray your arguments to the invisible man in the sky.

We can use God in any argument because God is the ultimate answer, He is the truth!! You need to have all of these different, increasingly complex, explanations for things just to justify your lies!!

Read the Bible just once and you'll see the real truth

Nothing you say is going to hurt as much as the eternal torment you're going to feel in Hell!!

"It is not that which goes into a man's mouth that defiles him but what comes out of it!!!" -JESUS!

As evidenced by YOU calling people "useless eaters" who see things different from you!


History is ALWAYS altered by the Usurpers.......we are only questioning their so-called "evidence"! I see nothing of a "superior attitude" in THAT position........just questioning!!!


And it is THAT so-called proof, that we are questioning..........has nothing to do with religion!!!

We say: "Pray to God and you will be saved."

When they pray, we rejoice

They say: "Do some research to learn the truth"

When we do, they call us names because we have challenged their lies.


Talk about hypocrisy!!

and thats where you get shut down. Its your opinion and gathering of PERSONAL KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE that got you to that point. Your opinion is that its gods will and its nothing more than that...opinion. You claim anyone that disagrees with you is a satanist, thats what makes you people irrational to begin with. Its what brews hatred and causes wars. You can't keep your opinions on matters to yourselves so you decide to proclaim yourself as having all the answers when you don't. You cannot disprove dinosaurs in a secular fashion so you jump on the God bandwagon when everyone knows that if you want to present a hypothesis you must set aside your bias to the observation and present hard fact.

Show me through scientific research proof of the non-existence of dinosaurs and I will agree with you.

So being gay is alright according to Jesus?

i guess i'm not ready for your help yet as it would require that i learn to be afraid of a lot of things that are not real.

You believe in dinosaurs, I bet you would be afraid of one if they were real!

Religion=always being afraid of everything and jumping to absurd claims to justify the existence of what you don't understand.

Op is wrong, deep down he knows he is. But what does is matter? He feels he's going to prove everyone wrong on an internet forum? If OP was really interested in this topic he'd do the research and discover his own conclusion instead of shitting his opinion out of his mouth where there in lies thousands of critical fact going against it.

Use "Science" to prove that "Science has lied to us"?

Can't we just use anomalies in their projections???

OK. This is a troll thread. Here's how I can tell.

OP claims to be a "bible believing born again christian" who holds the notion that dinosaurs were in fact never real.

This requires a psychological naivete that would preclude them from gaining the computer usage skills needed to even be able to find this website in the first place.

OP is aware of the ridiculosity of these claims and the thread was created for shits and giggles.

Someone who is as "christian" as the OP claims to be wouldn't even allow a computer into their home much less know how to browse the web in depth enough to find this place. It's not like GLP ain't on the fringes n shit. It's pretty waaaay the hell out there. Like OP.

So now we can't prove something because science and any and all evidence has been tampered with by satan?



Are christian arguments designed so that they find loopholes to always be right?

Exactly, theres no way someone this fucking stupid exists.

How is "observing and anomaly" a "loophole"? lol

You continue to want to make this about religion? Why do YOU keep going there??? lol

Damn "useless eaters" huh?

Oh no!... I KNOW people who are this stupid. There are three or four families in my neighbourhood who all go to the same 4Square gospel church. They're SUPER fundy-tards and they really do believe in the whole 7 days/7000 years bullshit. They home-school their children (who are borderline retarded at this point) specifically so they can instil these ridiculously delusional beliefs into their progeny.

None of the families have either computer/internet OR cable TV coming into their homes and they only watch videos that they buy through their church. That's how I know that one of these idiots would never end up on GLP. They live down the street from me. They're afraid of their own shadow. You'd NEVER see a real one of those on teh intarwebz.

and you're not observing an anomaly because dinosaurs aren't an anomaly.

1: the angular distance of a planet from its perihelion as seen from the sun
2: deviation from the common rule : irregularity
3: something anomalous : something different, abnormal, peculiar, or not easily classified.

Don't say number 3 classifies them or i'm going to smack you. They have been classified and put into our history. (no not by usurpers or satanists.)

and to go back to the God thing, its what this threads about stupid and you even made the claims earlier that you believed OP's wild suspicion.

Show me proof that dinosaurs have been tampered with by satanic usurpers. Don't give me the "go find it yourself, do the research!!!!, OMG you're on GLP and you don't think that???" BS.

Its time for you morons to start putting links and data up.

Yeah, why can't those people be more like you? Why can't they sit in front of their boob-tube, sipping their brew, and farting to the tune of the old "Survival" episodes!?! LOL

Last Edited by ObeWayneKenobe on 08/05/2011 01:30 PM

Stop using propaganda to shimmy me into an elitist. I'm far from it and I wouldn't be on GLP if I was. You pay for your account yet you blindly walk backwards into almost every argument you present or stand behind.

Everyone is above morons, and its sad to say that through what you and OP have posted I can safely ASSUME I am above you intellectually.

Hahahahaha, so not only do you not believe in God but now you don't believe in me!!!!

You guys are too much, yeah, I guess I don't exist. My kids just appeared out of nowhere and these posts are all a figment of your imagination.

You guys are getting scarey lol

What he's saying is that if OP was what he said he was he wouldn't be here in the first place stupid.

You're just as plugged into a boob-tube because you have been on GLP for the past 14 or so hours correct?

haha, good one!

Back peddling.

So anyone who believes the Bible must be too dumb to work a computer??

So I guess all the other Christians on the net don't exist either.

This is a slippery slope you're on, eventually you're going to realize you don't exist either and you'll just disappear!!

Duh, how does i make the demons in mah magic box make dem atheists angry? Me too dumb to make magic box do. DO MAGIC BOX!! DO!!!!

What is scary is the cult of christianity.

Christians pass false judgments, condemn and ostracize those who do not agree with christian doctrine, for it is the way of their religion.

They've armed themselves with the doctrines of TPTB, who in foresight, sought and established religious institutions for the sole purpose of keeping intelligent minds from seeking truth outside their demented and delusional constructs.

They can quote their material designed to keep in line any and all those who would stray with clever quips and quotes till their hearts content, it doesn't, nor will it ever change the fact, that christianity is a false religion.

And of course, the cleverness of it all which has those of you under it's spell, believing that I, or any other who try and bring forth truth, is an agent from the dark-side that is fighting to imprison your souls by spouting what most of the uneducated consider as, 'weird doctrines,' instead of for one brief moment considering the possibility of any of the truth's contained in the material brought forth, for christians have been so completely indoctrinated that they will not listen, nor examine the evidence presented. As someone else on this forum pointed out, the christian indoctrination is like concrete, thoroughly mixed up, and permanently set.

Therein lies the complete and utter sadness of it all.


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No, what we're saying is that by evaluating your intellectual level theres no way someone who clings to their faith as much as you do can possibly believe in the idea of an open internet much less this website. The disclaimer at the bottom reads "DON'T BELIEVE A DAMN WORD YOU READ ON THIS WEBSITE!"

So essentially none of us have to believe eachother or anything except links, well presented arguments or hard evidence.

None of which you brought forward except the bible which already contradicts your argument because it mentions dinosaurs.

You have no legs to stand on anymore.