Dinosaurs: Satan's Greatest Trick

"Most Creationists these days are actually satanic dinosaur worshippers and atheists are the monkeys on drugs"

Behemoth, Leviathan!!! Both mentioned in Book of Job.... Both were descriptions of Dino.....

no they are not
one is a whale and the other is an elephanmt

Why do the creationists build entire museums of them and act like the book of Genesis is all about them.
And for Athiests why do they put unprovable theories into schools.

you are dumb

Read the first few verses of Genesis chapter one closely. Earth is millions (?) of years old. The habitable planet on which humans live is 6,000 years old. Lots of room for dinosaurs there. Way, way, way more incredible expressions of God's creative power are around today. What's the problem?

Panda's aren't in the freaking bible BUT THEY EXIST
Are you going to tell me that pandas don't exist because they aren't in the bible?
Are stupid people like you who don't do research going to tell their children that pandas didn't exist because they aren't in the bible
HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE CHILDREN???

Elephant don't breath fire.
(sneezing)
"By his neesings a light doth shine, and his eyes are like the eyelids of the morning." Job 41:18

"In his neck remaineth strength, and sorrow is turned into joy before him." Job 41:22

"He makes the deep boil like a pot: he makes the sea like a pot of ointment." Job 41:31

"None is so fierce that would dare stir him up: who then is able to stand before me?" Job 41:10

"Let them curse it that curse the day, who are ready to arouse leviathan." Job 3:8

It sounds like a certain someone hasn't actually used researched anything...
First of all, the dinosaur's bones aren't made of stone; they turn into stone after millions of years, in a process called permineralization. Materials seep into the empty bone and its marrow and become rock hard-if you don't think that is possible, visit a cave and see stalagmites or see how rocks are shaped in rivers.
Second, the Earth is 4.6 BILLION YEARS OLD. Do NOT give me that Bible says 6000 mickey mouse BS, and we have proof of this through carbon dating, types of astronomy, and even texts throughout history.
Third, Satan does not use EVERYTHING as a trick. The problem with religion is that people believe everything that is told, until proven very wrong, and the Church is NOT perfect. The Church believed Earth was the center of the solar system, the Church didn't punish the priests molesting children, the Church started the Crusades, the Church burned non believers, the Church was corrupt-as you can see, the Church is not perfect. So don;t believe EVERYTHING it says. Listen to your heart, and do what you believe in.
Oh, and in case you're wondering, a scientific theory is the second highest point of science (under a law)-it means that it is exactly what must be happening, and that there is little or no chance it is wrong, and should soon become a law. Evolution-Theory. General Relativity-Theory. Gravity-Law. The idea dinosaurs existed is a law, there are only theories on how they went extinct.
Tell your kids dinosaurs existed. They ate. They drank. They walked. They took dumps the size of sofas. They were real, and the people that make up dinosaurs or only discover a small part of one are NOT respected by scientists. Dinosaurs aren't a lie, they are real as quaggas, mammoths, saber tothed cats, bluebucks, Yangteze river doplhins, dodo birds, and all the other extinct animals.

And who says science and religion can't work together?

Just saying this person is CLEARLY a troll. 97% positive. I'm a active member of the conservative Christian community and have NEVER COME CLOSE to finding someone THAT STUPID! Nobody prominent in the christian community has EVER DENIED the existence of dinosaurs. I plan on being a paleontologist myself.

Just saying this person is CLEARLY a troll. 97% positive. I'm a active member of the conservative Christian community and have NEVER COME CLOSE to finding someone THAT STUPID! Nobody prominent in the christian community has EVER DENIED the existence of dinosaurs. I plan on being a paleontologist myself.

Also the argument can be made that the whale in the leviathan but the behemoth is said to "have a tail like a cedar tree" and "who can put a ring in his nose?" lol they can domesticate elephants and have for a long time, besides can you picture an elephant trunk with a ring in it? No way is it an elephant.

Dinosaurs are mentioned in the bible. I can't remember where, but it metions 'the behemoth' A great beast with large, thick legs, and a tail like a cedar tree. This was most likely a diplodocus, or similarly sized dinosaur, it couldn't be an elephant or a crocodile like some suggest as they do not match the full description. Furthermore dinosaurs possibly STILL exist, the loch ness monster, and many other similar tales are mentioned internationally even by some who don't know what a 'dinosaur' is. Dinosaurs are pasted all over historical walls, tablets, pottery, writings, just about everywhere! In fact the word 'dinosaur' wasn't invented til the late 1800's, before that they were known as 'dragons' which are also mentioned in many tales such as St george and the dragon, and St george later became the patron of england. There is actually evidence of Dinosaurs nearly everywhere. I would like to finish with the following point: computers aren't mentioned in the bible either, most things were/ are within a certain time period.

kill yourselves so you can go talk to the satanic scientists who cure your diseases and poop in hell

The dinosaurs were holograms. The asteroid was an annukai cruise missle.

In the future when there are no retards they will find OPs bones and blame them on Satan!

kill yourself

seriously, who ever started this thread should kill themselves. we don't need anymore stupid idiots in the world. you shouldn't be allowed to have kids, you shouldn't be allowed to breed, and you shouldn't be walking the streets living like a normal person. you should either be in a mental asylum, or dead. Kill yourself

Why would scientists make dinosaurs up? How does the "invention" of dinosaurs undermine god, and prop up Satan? Why?

Wow. This is beyond the pale. I hope you don't have a position of influence over other humans. You are a dangerous person.

No one is stupid for having an opinion, for believing what they feel to be true in their heart, we humans have the privilege to form our own opinions and it is up to no man to tell anyone what is right or wrong for no man has the right answers. Answers are every mans interpretation of the world around him, misinterpretation is inevitable. Respect your fellow man.

Troll thread is trolling.

some bit in there about creating the world however.

scientifically, when tera forming you need plants and compost to cover large rocky shelf's. what a better device than a giant crap making machine like that?

They in turn provide more "land" for the things we dont see as virus, like trees etc, yet if you have a large yard you know trees are like whack a mole, cut it here it springs up over there and so on. They also make oxegen, or what we call an atmosphere.

First of all, Christians don't tell their chidren dino's are fake, their recovered bones cannot be denied. Anthropologist fake a lot of things, like the ape evolving into man skulls, etc.

Scripture does not say a lot about dinos, as they are not important to our redemption, but they are mentioned in scripture.

Dono's are of Satan, so they were wiped out:
Isaiah 27:1 In that day the LORD with his sore and great and strong sword shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent; and he shall slay the dragon that is in the sea.

The bible. Written by people. In a time, where no one understood the what was going on? I'm a believer in God, but I believe in science as well..

LOL!!!

the BIBLE was put together by man!!! LOL!!!!!
watch these!



did you ever think that the dinosaurs existed before man could write or developed language... or even before man!

You Christians are funny...! not really

Scary more like it

the Bible doesn't speak about "Snookie" and she exists! LOL!


let me guess the History Channel is Satans second greatest trick. sorry but this is too funny!