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"Americans could not organise a piss up in a brewery"

 
DR FENN
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"Americans could not organise a piss up in a brewery"
Tons of British aid donated to help Hurricane Katrina victims to be BURNED by Americans

From Ryan Parry, US Correspondent in New York
19 September 2005
[link to www.mirror.co.uk]
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HUNDREDS of tons of British food aid shipped to America for starving Hurricane Katrina survivors is to be burned.

US red tape is stopping it from reaching hungry evacuees.

Instead tons of the badly needed Nato ration packs, the same as those eaten by British troops in Iraq, has been condemned as unfit for human consumption.

And unless the bureaucratic mess is cleared up soon it could be sent for incineration.

One British aid worker last night called the move "sickening senselessness" and said furious colleagues were "spitting blood".

The food, which cost British taxpayers millions, is sitting idle in a huge warehouse after the Food and Drug Agency recalled it when it had already left to be distributed.

Scores of lorries headed back to a warehouse in Little Rock, Arkansas, to dump it at an FDA incineration plant.

The Ministry of Defence in London said last night that 400,000 operational ration packs had been shipped to the US.

But officials blamed the US Department of Agriculture, which impounded the shipment under regulations relating to the import and export of meat.

The aid worker, who would not be named, said: "This is the most appalling act of sickening senselessness while people starve.

"The FDA has recalled aid from Britain because it has been condemned as unfit for human consumption, despite the fact that these are Nato approved rations of exactly the same type fed to British soldiers in Iraq.

"Under Nato, American soldiers are also entitled to eat such rations, yet the starving of the American South will see them go up in smoke because of FDA red tape madness."

The worker added: "There will be a cloud of smoke above Little Rock soon - of burned food, of anger and of shame that the world´s richest nation couldn´t organise a p**s up in a brewery and lets Americans starve while they arrogantly observe petty regulations.

"Everyone is revolted by the chaotic shambles the US is making of this crisis. Guys from Unicef are walking around spitting blood.

"This is utter madness. People have worked their socks off to get food into the region.

"It is perfectly good Nato approved food of the type British servicemen have. Yet the FDA are saying that because there is a meat content and it has come from Britain it must be destroyed.

"If they are trying to argue there is a BSE reason then that is ludicrously out of date. There is more BSE in the States than there ever was in Britain and UK meat has been safe for years."

The Ministry of Defence said: "We understand there was a glitch and these packs have been impounded by the US Department of Agriculture under regulations relating to the import and export of meat.

"The situation is changing all the time and at our last meeting on Friday we were told progress was being made in relation to the release of these packs. The Americans certainly haven´t indicated to us that there are any more problems and they haven´t asked us to take them back."

Food from Spain and Italy is also being held because it fails to meet US standards and has been judged unfit for human consumption.

And Israeli relief agencies are furious that thousands of gallons of pear juice are to be destroyed because it has been judged unfit.

The FDA said: "We did inspect some MREs (meals ready to eat) on September 13. They are the only MREs we looked at. There were 70 huge pallets of vegetarian MREs.

"They were from a foreign nation. We inspected them and then released them for distribution."
Druiz

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09/20/2005 01:38 PM
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I bet this news isnt going over well...
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09/20/2005 01:42 PM
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"because there is a meat content"

Those Limy Bastards are trying to give us Angry Bovines!






Would you expect anything different from our government?
Don't judge me monkey.
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09/20/2005 04:33 PM
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"Americans could not organise a piss up in a brewery"

A-Fucking-men

Divided and ripe for the couquer. And conquer it will be. But not just yet.
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2005 04:38 PM
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Re: "Americans could not organise a piss up in a brewery"
Ahhh remember Mcgyver? Those were the days.
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2005 04:42 PM
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Fuck sake. There are genuinely hungry people in the world who would kill for that food. Fuck the fat, greedy, fussy yanks and their ridiculous paranoia. Let the cunts starve and let´s hope Rita fucks em for a 2nd time. Maybe they will learn something (eventually).
Mr Angry
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09/20/2005 04:48 PM
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...and another thing, I´ve eaten a fucking ration pack and they´re not all that bad. Yes they consist of mainly dried food, crackers, chocolate and soda, but they are designed to survive the conditions of war. What the fuck do they expect - gourmet fucking michelin star rated bleedin cuisine? Perhaps we should have sent Gordon Ramsey over (again) to open up a new restaurant for the ungrateful, selfish, pig-ignorant pansy bastards.
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09/20/2005 04:50 PM
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if its REALLY food, i would think the nonperishable food would be used, but secretly.
perishables wouldnt be sent would they?

shipments that are ´confiscated´...is it really food? or might there be a little ´extra shipment´ inside?
take a wild guess as to what it might be.

i have no facts, just putting it out there.

if you remember...we dont THINK like they do.
Bindii
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09/20/2005 04:50 PM
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Americans eat crap every day of their lives. They distrust anything else.
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09/20/2005 04:58 PM
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I dont really see the need to get a bunch of people together and piss, but I sure could get all kinds of hammered in a brewery!
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09/20/2005 05:04 PM
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Jay, a "piss up" is Brit slang for a drinking session.I f someone is "pissed", they aren`t annoyed as in U.S.A.,they`re drunk.
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09/20/2005 06:18 PM
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limey boy, colonial girl, limey queen, colonial bushfucker, limey hairy putzer, colonial ma "mabus" bush

jebus bloody breaking windsaur, this is hard work

i need a pint of...what is that warm brown crap...guinea-ass...is that eye-talian?
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09/20/2005 06:23 PM
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Guinness is black moron.
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09/20/2005 06:23 PM
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Re: "Americans could not organise a piss up in a brewery"
...and Irish.
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09/20/2005 06:31 PM
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hahaha, James is that you!???alien03rocketpoop
No, seriously, you are right, OP...disgusting waste of decent food.
colonial coward
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09/20/2005 06:31 PM
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don´t be so hard on yourself, black moron

look at conditzlizzard rice...if you work hard, some day you, too, will suck braindead bush like a royal ripper vampyre battened down on bleeding commoner prostitute ass-crack

[link to www.allaboutbeer.com]


But, of course, dark beers are much more bitter than light beers. Sometimes, but not always. Beer derives its bitterness from two different sources–hops and malts.

A generous use of hops (the green, cone-like flowers of a climbing vine) will always impart a sharp bitterness to ales and lagers, whether dark or light. American craft brewers are famous for making clear, pale, golden ales that are packed with hop bitterness. Another example, Pilsner Urquell, brewed in the Czech Republic and known as the grandfather of all light lagers, has a wonderful hop bitterness in its taste.

But bitterness in beer can also come from dark malts. The kilning process in the production of malted barley adds not just color, but also flavor to the finished beer. These bitter flavors can be described as acrid, ashy, toasty, chocolaty or coffee-like, depending upon the type and quantity of malt used by the brewer.

Guinness is often described as having a coffee-like roastiness, and that’s an interesting comment, considering that Guinness incorporates unmalted, highly roasted barley in its recipe. Sweet stouts, however, such as Mackeson Stout or Sam Adams Cream Stout, mask a great deal of any malt bitterness with sweet, creamy flavors, often derived from lactose sugars.

---coffee-like roastiness...sounds brown to me
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09/20/2005 06:32 PM
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"Americans could not organise a piss up in a brewery"

very true
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09/20/2005 06:36 PM
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Do we have the stupidest government on earth or what?

And what burns my butt is the fact that they say we are the greatest nation. Well, if we are the greatest then rest of you poor SOBs must be in pretty sad shape because I certainly don´t see how you could possibly top these dumb MF idiots!!!



nuke

Don´t give us another damn thing!!! No matter what happens. We deserve to be treated like the dumbass sheep that we are if we put up with much more political bull shit like this.
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09/20/2005 06:41 PM
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I agree with the title thread, and i live here in Amerika!
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09/20/2005 06:44 PM
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Re: "Americans could not organise a piss up in a brewery"
The second biggest problem is the ordinary american is already so brainwashed and beaten down by "law" and "authority" that the dumb fucks will willing help toss those rat paks into an incererator while thier own family, and themselves, starve--simply because some "authority" said so.

Unless they are gangbangers, not one of the rest of the retards would even think to say screw you and start distributing those meals anyway.
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2005 06:45 PM
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The main problem with the shipment is the lack of booze, crack and cigerettes.
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2005 06:49 PM
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The main problem with the shipment is the lack of booze, crack and cigerettes.
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Thats what you have Canada, Plumbers, and Canada for.
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2005 06:51 PM
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Well, the only place that I can find this story is on the Mirror. Can anyone confirm that this is true with another news link? If so, I have got to write my congressman about this stupid shit. I am really getting tired of this kind of crap.
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09/20/2005 06:55 PM
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Re: "Americans could not organise a piss up in a brewery"
As an American, I am not offended by this thread.

I am far more offended by what my country does.

It’s easy to understand the resentment on this tread.

The vast majority of Americans are slaves to 24 hour televised propaganda and would spread their ass in the middle of the street if advised to do so.

Many are also slaves to self induced debt, chasing the dreams portrayed 24 hours a fucking day on the idiot box.

Having said that, I’m still an American and have no desire to leave the country but I sure as fuck would like to see things change dramatically. (REV*LUTI*N)
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09/20/2005 06:55 PM
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blair gwdance



cheers
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09/20/2005 07:05 PM
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Oh yeah. Blair has been outstanding. And you Brits did such a great job of stopping all the bombings in London.

So what are you doing in YOUR brewery?
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2005 07:26 PM
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Colonial coward, the coffee reference is to the flavour not the colour, fuckwit.

[link to www.guinness.com]

"Adored since 1959, it’s the powerful surge and settle that gives GUINNESS® Draught beer its uniqueness. Lovingly poured around the world, GUINNESS® Draught is the UK’s best selling BLACK beer.

A unique mix of nitrogen and carbon dioxide helps create GUINNESS® Draught’s liquid swirl that tumbles, surges and gradually separates into a BLACK body and smooth creamy head.

The rise and fall of our bubbles has perplexed PhD physicists. But all you need to focus on is the taste. With an initial malt and caramel flavour, GUINNESS® Draught finishes with a dry roasted bitterness. Enjoy.

Six Degrees of Preparation
GUINNESS® Draught is best served at 6°C (that’s 42.8°F), with the legendary two-part pour. First, tilt the glass to 45 degrees and carefully pour until three quarters full. Then place the glass on the bar counter and leave to settle. Once the surge has settled, fill the glass to the brim. It takes about 119.5 seconds to pour the perfect pint. But don’t fret. It’s worth the wait."

For Guinness´s very own website, cuntflap.

Oh yeah, and I take my coffee BLACK too...
muaha
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2005 07:28 PM
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Another thing, your ignorance is exposed yet again. Guinness is served cold not warm.

So to summarise, it´s black and cold, not brown and warm.

Your ignorance amuses me, do keep it up chap.
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09/20/2005 07:32 PM
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cold and warm are relative terms.

Compared to the way a budwiser or coors is properly served (cold enough to form ice crystals) Guiness would be considered warm by most north americans. The proper term is probably cool.

What they dont usually admit to the domestics swill is served that cold to help hide the taste.
Anonymous Coward
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09/20/2005 07:33 PM
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Guiness tastes like crap over here compared to Ireland.
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09/20/2005 07:41 PM
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s226 made in USA to poison europe Its ok ! send them to feed americans its Unfit for Human use ...

DU laced ? Lead poisoned ? Mad cow tainted ..

Its <MADE in US for NATO> ,,,,

they knew already ....


s226 call it a dickbender suck its your own retribution...

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