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Obama Turning To Witch Doctors To Fix Economy

 
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08/07/2011 11:12 AM
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Obama Turning To Witch Doctors To Fix Economy
Obama can legally be removed under the 25th Amendment for "mental incapacity" because of this.
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[link to www.dailysquib.co.uk]

An increasingly desperate Barack Obama has ordered twelve witch doctors from Kenya to be flown to the White House, CNN has reported.

"Obama is so desperate that he's turning to voodoo to get the U.S. economy back on track," a Treasury employee told CNN.

The White House was tonight being prepared for the arrival of the witch doctors, who will utilise many different techniques and materials for their special rituals.

"Help From the Old Country"

"They been doing this stuff for thousands of years so they know what to do. We're bringing in some goats and chickens and putting them in the East room. I told 'em to watch out though and not get any blood on the carpet," a White House aide said.

According to anthropological experts, the voodoo practitioners will all try to bring the U.S. economy back from the brink of certain destruction, but even if they fail, they will still get paid, much like real economic advisers and so-called experts.
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08/07/2011 11:15 AM

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Gotta be satire, but good stuff, anyway. I wouldn't put it past Barry to bring in witchdoctors. His mother-in-law practices Santeria.
Rev. 21:4 He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.
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So where's the link to CNN? No link=bullsh*t.
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08/07/2011 11:18 AM
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Some people really do believe anything they read on the Internet.
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10/10/2012 12:20 PM

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LOL!

Who would ever employ someone poor to advise them in finance?
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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10/10/2012 12:25 PM
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The Daily Squib was and is the rock star of all news and satire. [link to www.dailysquib.co.uk]

It would have made a great pin if it was true

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