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I work at CERN, and I have to reveal the truth! Q&A

 
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I work at CERN, and I have to reveal the truth! Q&A
Many postulated speculation about the Higgs-Boson's potential to be abhorrent to matter. Thus potentially destroying earth, the solar system and possibly the universe. Test's on Monday revealed that these speculations are in fact true, and this revelation will be used as a societal confusant...to what ends I cannot reveal.
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Ahhh!!! Uncle Mike!!!
It gets hard not to judge, until I look in the mirror.
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I have to reveal the truth...

followed by not "being able to reveal" the important things.


How many BS flags would be considered too many here on GLP?
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I wanna be the first.........bsflag
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Damn I wasnt the firsts226
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I indomitably passed methane upon reading this most contemptable thread.
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When thy judgments are in the earth, the inhabitants of the world will learn righteousness.
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"For as in Adam ALL die, so also in the Messiah will ALL be made alive."
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I indomitably passed methane upon reading this most contemptable thread.
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Made the team
"What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal."
-Albert Pike

• The smallest good deed is better than the grandest good intention. •

“Your Majesty, please… I don’t like to complain,
But down here below, we are feeling great pain.
I know, up on top you are seeing great sights,
But down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights.
We turtles can’t stand it. Our shells will all crack!
Besides, we need food. We are starving!” groaned Mack.

“You hush up your mouth!” howled the mighty King Yertle.
“You’ve no right to talk to the world’s highest turtle.
I rule from the clouds! Over land! Over sea!
There’s nothing, no, NOTHING, that’s higher than me!”
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I have to reveal the truth...

followed by not "being able to reveal" the important things.


How many BS flags would be considered too many here on GLP?
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Well, I didn't want to spill all the beans in the first post. I gave some solid info to start. Perhaps I will reveal it if people take an interest.
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megaBSflag
500 Billion Galaxies in the observable universe. 100 Trillion stars in the Milky way. 50 Million potentially habitable planets in the Milky Way. And you're telling me ETs don't exist?
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I have to reveal the truth...

followed by not "being able to reveal" the important things.


How many BS flags would be considered too many here on GLP?
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1461822


Well, I didn't want to spill all the beans in the first post. I gave some solid info to start. Perhaps I will reveal it if people take an interest.
 Quoting: QuantumWhistleblower 1494191


Oh well, that makes sense... in lala land..

let's see, how to best respond to that. bsflagbsflagbsflagbsflagbsflagbsflagbsflag
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I have to reveal the truth...

followed by not "being able to reveal" the important things.


How many BS flags would be considered too many here on GLP?
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1461822


Well, I didn't want to spill all the beans in the first post. I gave some solid info to start. Perhaps I will reveal it if people take an interest.
 Quoting: QuantumWhistleblower 1494191


Oh well, that makes sense... in lala land..

let's see, how to best respond to that. bsflagbsflagbsflagbsflagbsflagbsflagbsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1461822


Your irreverence is quite comical. You have a great gift of jokes. These revelations will be the catalyst in convincing the people of a worldwide collaboration. A one world government if you will.
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You've got nothing. It's that simple.

So your revelations will serve no end, nor carry any weight.

I'm betting you'll skulk off without revealing your great secrets..

You know the ones you have to tell, but can't tell, then didn't want to tell too soon...

I think i'm about to run out of my official BS Flag rations in this thread alone.
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You've got nothing. It's that simple.

So your revelations will serve no end, nor carry any weight.

I'm betting you'll skulk off without revealing your great secrets..

You know the ones you have to tell, but can't tell, then didn't want to tell too soon...

I think i'm about to run out of my official BS Flag rations in this thread alone.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1461822


Look, a subatomic time riff has manifested within the flux-capacitor. We tried sending Monkeys through it but the soul of a monkey could not survive...So we tried a human being. A famous one. Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson went through the riff and well...it gets complicated.
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You've got nothing. It's that simple.

So your revelations will serve no end, nor carry any weight.

I'm betting you'll skulk off without revealing your great secrets..

You know the ones you have to tell, but can't tell, then didn't want to tell too soon...

I think i'm about to run out of my official BS Flag rations in this thread alone.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1461822


Look, a subatomic time riff has manifested within the flux-capacitor. We tried sending Monkeys through it but the soul of a monkey could not survive...So we tried a human being. A famous one. Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson went through the riff and well...it gets complicated.
 Quoting: QuantumWhistleblower 1494191


Your head going up your own ass does not qualify for a Subatomic rifT.

Face it, you're just as insignificant as you wanted to pretend you weren't.
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This thread gets the Ultimate BS flag award.

megaBSflagmegaBSflagmegaBSflagmegaBSflag
500 Billion Galaxies in the observable universe. 100 Trillion stars in the Milky way. 50 Million potentially habitable planets in the Milky Way. And you're telling me ETs don't exist?
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Your head going up your own ass does not qualify for a Subatomic rifT.

Face it, you're just as insignificant as you wanted to pretend you weren't.


Yes, I am obviously very insignificant, but I meant riff, because the soul of the universe is vibrations, and with the correct combinations of multiple vibrations in concert and harmony (a song) have allowed us to stabalize the time 'riff' as we insiders have dubbed it.
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Moar BS Flags!
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Now, Now Guys let's give him a chance he has barely said anything. Innocent until proven guilty and all that Jazz

But, Dwayne the rock Johnson going through a soul portal of sorts?!?!?

This I gotta hear!
Marty McFly- Oh This Is heavy Doc
Doc Bown- There's that word again, heavy. Why are things so heavy in the future, is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pole??- Back To the Future

Me-Hehe, Doc you don't have any idea do you?

All in fractals friends!


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I indomitably passed methane upon reading this most contemptable thread.
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damned
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You've got nothing. It's that simple.

So your revelations will serve no end, nor carry any weight.

I'm betting you'll skulk off without revealing your great secrets..

You know the ones you have to tell, but can't tell, then didn't want to tell too soon...

I think i'm about to run out of my official BS Flag rations in this thread alone.
bsflagbsflagbsflagbsflagbsflagbsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1461822


Look, a subatomic time riff has manifested within the flux-capacitor. We tried sending Monkeys through it but the soul of a monkey could not survive...So we tried a human being. A famous one. Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson went through the riff and well...it gets complicated.
 Quoting: QuantumWhistleblower 1494191


This one is certifiable.
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Your head going up your own ass does not qualify for a Subatomic rifT.

Face it, you're just as insignificant as you wanted to pretend you weren't.


Yes, I am obviously very insignificant, but I meant riff, because the soul of the universe is vibrations, and with the correct combinations of multiple vibrations in concert and harmony (a song) have allowed us to stabalize the time 'riff' as we insiders have dubbed it.


By insider, you are of course referring to the fact that you live in your parent's basement, and you have absolutely no clothes that aren't sporting cheeto stains all over.

So you have naturally not been outside since the beginning of the decade, and is thus an Insider.
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Now, Now Guys let's give him a chance he has barely said anything. Innocent until proven guilty and all that Jazz

But, Dwayne the rock Johnson going through a soul portal of sorts?!?!?

This I gotta hear!
 Quoting: Dawn of Man


Yes, two Rocks emerged. One in our time, and one 54 minutes later in another...rift...eh hem...that manifested five miles north of Death Valley, USA. The later version was deceased...but the driver who took the Rock through is still at large.
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By insider, you are of course referring to the fact that you live in your parent's basement, and you have absolutely no clothes that aren't sporting cheeto stains all over.

So you have naturally not been outside since the beginning of the decade, and is thus an Insider.
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cruise
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CERN = Clinically Endangered Retarded Ninkampoop.

cruise
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Many postulated speculation about the Higgs-Boson's potential to be abhorrent to matter. Thus potentially destroying earth, the solar system and possibly the universe. Test's on Monday revealed that these speculations are in fact true, and this revelation will be used as a societal confusant...to what ends I cannot reveal.
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You work at CERN, what are you an online intern from the University of Phoenix? Don't tell me, your in Switzerland but posting with a phony IP address.
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By insider, you are of course referring to the fact that you live in your parent's basement, and you have absolutely no clothes that aren't sporting cheeto stains all over.

So you have naturally not been outside since the beginning of the decade, and is thus an Insider.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1461822


Actually, I've made my escape from Europe to America. Somewhere in upstate New York with fellow sympathizers.
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And we're afraid that if this driver in question comes in contact with his past self it may collapse the universe in upon itself.
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By insider, you are of course referring to the fact that you live in your parent's basement, and you have absolutely no clothes that aren't sporting cheeto stains all over.

So you have naturally not been outside since the beginning of the decade, and is thus an Insider.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1461822


Actually, I've made my escape from Europe to America. Somewhere in upstate New York with fellow sympathizers.
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But you work at CERN... isn't that a little hard if you're not even on the same continent?

Oh my... I have to bring these out again.

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