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If the devil offered you a million dollars to blame his reign ot terror and curse God,... would you sell?

 
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If the devil offered you a million dollars to blame his reign ot terror and curse God,... would you sell?
"Now it came to be the day when the sons of the [true] God entered to take their station before Jehovah, and even Satan proceeded to enter right among them.
7 Then Jehovah said to Satan: “Where do you come from?” At that Satan answered Jehovah and said: “From roving about in the earth and from walking about in it.” 8 And Jehovah went on to say to Satan: “Have you set your heart upon my servant Job, that there is no one like him in the earth, a man blameless and upright, fearing God and turning aside from bad?” 9 At that Satan answered Jehovah and said: “Is it for nothing that Job has feared God? 10 Have not you yourself put up a hedge about him and about his house and about everything that he has all around? The work of his hands you have blessed, and his livestock itself has spread abroad in the earth. 11 But, for a change, thrust out your hand, please, and touch everything he has [and see] whether he will not curse you to your very face.” 12 Accordingly Jehovah said to Satan: “Look! Everything that he has is in your hand. Only against him himself do not thrust out your hand!” So Satan went out away from the person of Jehovah.
13 Now it came to be the day when his sons and his daughters were eating and drinking wine in the house of their brother the firstborn...... And, look! there came a great wind from the region of the wilderness, and it went striking the four corners of the house, so that it fell upon the young people and they died. And I got to escape, only I by myself, to tell you.”
20 And Job proceeded to get up and rip his sleeveless coat apart and cut the hair off his head and fall to the earth and bow down 21 and say:
“Naked I came out of my mother’s belly,
And naked shall I return there.
Jehovah himself has given, and Jehovah himself has taken away.
Let the name of Jehovah continue to be blessed." Job2:1

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Re: If the devil offered you a million dollars to blame his reign ot terror and curse God,... would you sell?
So who's to blame for our suffering, Satan or God?
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Yes, and for Jack harkness style immortality. I'm not stupid and for unlimited wishes. God ain't doing shit for me.
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Yes, and for Jack harkness style immortality. I'm not stupid and for unlimited wishes. God ain't doing shit for me.
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And god is to blame for the suffering in the world
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Yes, and for Jack harkness style immortality. I'm not stupid and for unlimited wishes. God ain't doing shit for me.
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And god is to blame for the suffering in the world
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Who is to be thanked for the joy?
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nothing could make me turn my back on God.
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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nothing could make me turn my back on God.
 Quoting: MONSTER


Here's a scripture you may like;
'Who will separate us from the love of the Christ? Will tribulation or distress or persecution or hunger or nakedness or danger or sword? 36 Just as it is written: “For your sake we are being put to death all day long, we have been accounted as sheep for slaughtering.” 37 To the contrary, in all these things we are coming off completely victorious through him that loved us. 38 For I am convinced that neither death nor life nor angels nor governments nor things now here nor things to come nor powers 39 nor height nor depth nor any other creation will be able to separate us from God’s love that is in Christ Jesus our Lord." Ro8:35
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nothing could make me turn my back on God.
 Quoting: MONSTER


Here's a scripture you may like;
'Who will separate us from the love of the Christ? Will tribulation or distress or persecution or hunger or nakedness or danger or sword? 36 Just as it is written: “For your sake we are being put to death all day long, we have been accounted as sheep for slaughtering.” 37 To the contrary, in all these things we are coming off completely victorious through him that loved us. 38 For I am convinced that neither death nor life nor angels nor governments nor things now here nor things to come nor powers 39 nor height nor depth nor any other creation will be able to separate us from God’s love that is in Christ Jesus our Lord." Ro8:35
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I'd still sell my soul for immortality and money
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nothing could make me turn my back on God.
 Quoting: MONSTER


Here's a scripture you may like;
'Who will separate us from the love of the Christ? Will tribulation or distress or persecution or hunger or nakedness or danger or sword? 36 Just as it is written: “For your sake we are being put to death all day long, we have been accounted as sheep for slaughtering.” 37 To the contrary, in all these things we are coming off completely victorious through him that loved us. 38 For I am convinced that neither death nor life nor angels nor governments nor things now here nor things to come nor powers 39 nor height nor depth nor any other creation will be able to separate us from God’s love that is in Christ Jesus our Lord." Ro8:35
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I'd still sell my soul for immortality and money
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1501217

I believe the devil has a hot deal for you.
" Now the serpent proved to be the most cautious of all the wild beasts of the field that Jehovah God had made. So it began to say to the woman: “Is it really so that God said YOU must not eat from every tree of the garden?” 2 At this the woman said to the serpent: “Of the fruit of the trees of the garden we may eat. 3 But as for [eating] of the fruit of the tree that is in the middle of the garden, God has said, ‘YOU must not eat from it, no, YOU must not touch it that YOU do not die.’” 4 At this the serpent said to the woman: “YOU positively will not die. 5 For God knows that in the very day of YOUR eating from it YOUR eyes are bound to be opened and YOU are bound to be like God, KNOWING good and bad.” Ge3:1
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nothing could make me turn my back on God.
 Quoting: MONSTER


Here's a scripture you may like;
'Who will separate us from the love of the Christ? Will tribulation or distress or persecution or hunger or nakedness or danger or sword? 36 Just as it is written: “For your sake we are being put to death all day long, we have been accounted as sheep for slaughtering.” 37 To the contrary, in all these things we are coming off completely victorious through him that loved us. 38 For I am convinced that neither death nor life nor angels nor governments nor things now here nor things to come nor powers 39 nor height nor depth nor any other creation will be able to separate us from God’s love that is in Christ Jesus our Lord." Ro8:35
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I'd still sell my soul for immortality and money
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You've already sold your soul. What did you get for it?
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nothing could make me turn my back on God.
 Quoting: MONSTER


Here's a scripture you may like;
'Who will separate us from the love of the Christ? Will tribulation or distress or persecution or hunger or nakedness or danger or sword? 36 Just as it is written: “For your sake we are being put to death all day long, we have been accounted as sheep for slaughtering.” 37 To the contrary, in all these things we are coming off completely victorious through him that loved us. 38 For I am convinced that neither death nor life nor angels nor governments nor things now here nor things to come nor powers 39 nor height nor depth nor any other creation will be able to separate us from God’s love that is in Christ Jesus our Lord." Ro8:35
 Quoting: DGN

I'd still sell my soul for immortality and money
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1501217


You've already sold your soul. What did you get for it?
 Quoting: Nine's


Hey I think I know that one;
"Therefore this is what the Sovereign Lord Jehovah has said: “Look! My own servants will eat, but YOU yourselves will go hungry. Look! My own servants will drink, but YOU yourselves will go thirsty. Look! My own servants will rejoice, but YOU yourselves will suffer shame. 14 Look! My own servants will cry out joyfully because of the good condition of the heart, but YOU yourselves will make outcries because of the pain of heart and YOU will howl because of sheer breakdown of spirit." Isa65;13
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nothing could make me turn my back on God.
 Quoting: MONSTER


Here's a scripture you may like;
'Who will separate us from the love of the Christ? Will tribulation or distress or persecution or hunger or nakedness or danger or sword? 36 Just as it is written: “For your sake we are being put to death all day long, we have been accounted as sheep for slaughtering.” 37 To the contrary, in all these things we are coming off completely victorious through him that loved us. 38 For I am convinced that neither death nor life nor angels nor governments nor things now here nor things to come nor powers 39 nor height nor depth nor any other creation will be able to separate us from God’s love that is in Christ Jesus our Lord." Ro8:35
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I'd still sell my soul for immortality and money
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I did this.
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nothing could make me turn my back on God.
 Quoting: MONSTER


Here's a scripture you may like;
'Who will separate us from the love of the Christ? Will tribulation or distress or persecution or hunger or nakedness or danger or sword? 36 Just as it is written: “For your sake we are being put to death all day long, we have been accounted as sheep for slaughtering.” 37 To the contrary, in all these things we are coming off completely victorious through him that loved us. 38 For I am convinced that neither death nor life nor angels nor governments nor things now here nor things to come nor powers 39 nor height nor depth nor any other creation will be able to separate us from God’s love that is in Christ Jesus our Lord." Ro8:35
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I'd still sell my soul for immortality and money
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1501217


I did this.
 Quoting: The Goatman


How'd it turn out?
"And thorns and thistles it will grow for you, and you must eat the vegetation of the field. 19 In the sweat of your face you will eat bread until you return to the ground, for out of it you were taken. For dust you are and to dust you will return.” Ge3:18 ????
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If the Easter Bunny offered a million dollars to tell people he wasnt doing a chicken would you sell?
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If the Easter Bunny offered a million dollars to tell people he wasnt doing a chicken would you sell?
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...uhhh...... duh...... stars
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If the Easter Bunny offered a million dollars to tell people he wasnt doing a chicken would you sell?
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...uhhh...... duh...... stars
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My example only featured one mythological entity.

Is the the source of your confusion?
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If the Easter Bunny offered a million dollars to tell people he wasnt doing a chicken would you sell?
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...uhhh...... duh...... stars
 Quoting: DGN



My example only featured one mythological entity.

Is the the source of your confusion?
 Quoting: DFO 1461309

I didn't get the 'chicken'.
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The chicken is the source of the egg...

But the egg is the source of the chicken...

But the Bunny was screwing the chicken, and hiding the eggs to conceal the evidence, and thus was yet another Easter myth born...
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Do you church ladies all sit around after bible study and peruse GLP for shits and giggles. You can't be so ignorant as to believe you will SAVE anyone on this website.

Your religion is dead. Your leaders are murderers, thieves, liars and pedophiles. Your faith has caused more death and suffering to mankind than any other source in our recorded history.
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The chicken is the source of the egg...

But the egg is the source of the chicken...

But the Bunny was screwing the chicken, and hiding the eggs to conceal the evidence, and thus was yet another Easter myth born...
 Quoting: DFO 1461309


Well At Last this mystery is unveiled! Thank you for sharing this 309.If this isn't in honor of christ, what is?
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Can't blame Satan or God, can only blame ourselves for following Satan into this physical realm.

Good thing we don't deal directly with either of them if we simply latch ourselves on to Jesus Christ.
I'm not too fond of Signatures. Why would I want to end every post the same way?
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Recently I asked God to make my wife more sexual... a few months went by. Well in the last three days we have had sex 17 times and she also now gives good long terrific BJs. Its been good.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1399276


Asking the principalities for an increase in material things is basically dealing with the Devil.
I'm not too fond of Signatures. Why would I want to end every post the same way?
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nothing could make me turn my back on God.
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Amen!

Maranatha JESUS!!!!
Susie

For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.....Matthew 6:21
There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens: Ecclesiastes 3:1
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Can't blame Satan or God, can only blame ourselves for following Satan into this physical realm.

Good thing we don't deal directly with either of them if we simply latch ourselves on to Jesus Christ.
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10-4 buddy, come on back;
"Happy is the man that keeps on enduring trial, because on becoming approved he will receive the crown of life, which Jehovah promised to those who continue loving him. 13 When under trial, let no one say: “I am being tried by God.” For with evil things God cannot be tried nor does he himself try anyone. 14 But each one is tried by being drawn out and enticed by his own desire. 15 Then the desire, when it has become fertile, gives birth to sin; in turn, sin, when it has been accomplished, brings forth death." Ja3:12
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Re: If the devil offered you a million dollars to blame his reign ot terror and curse God,... would you sell?
Do you church ladies all sit around after bible study and peruse GLP for shits and giggles. You can't be so ignorant as to believe you will SAVE anyone on this website.

Your religion is dead. Your leaders are murderers, thieves, liars and pedophiles. Your faith has caused more death and suffering to mankind than any other source in our recorded history.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138063


clappa
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Do you church ladies all sit around after bible study and peruse GLP for shits and giggles. You can't be so ignorant as to believe you will SAVE anyone on this website.

Your religion is dead. Your leaders are murderers, thieves, liars and pedophiles. Your faith has caused more death and suffering to mankind than any other source in our recorded history.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138063


clappa
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1501217


You're certainly right about religion being dead, and my posts are exclusively 'to whom it may concern';
" So the disciples came up and said to him: “Why is it you speak to them by the use of illustrations?” 11 In reply he said: “To YOU it is granted to understand the sacred secrets of the kingdom of the heavens, but to those people it is not granted. 12 For whoever has, more will be given him and he will be made to abound; but whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken from him. 13 This is why I speak to them by the use of illustrations, because, looking, they look in vain, and hearing, they hear in vain, neither do they get the sense of it; 14 and toward them the prophecy of Isaiah is having fulfillment, which says, ‘By hearing, YOU will hear but by no means get the sense of it; and, looking, YOU will look but by no means see. 15 For the heart of this people has grown unreceptive, and with their ears they have heard without response, and they have shut their eyes; that they might never see with their eyes and hear with their ears and get the sense of it with their hearts and turn back, and I heal them.’ Mt13:10
Sorry about that, just trying to give everyone a chance. Rv7:14
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Do you church ladies all sit around after bible study and peruse GLP for shits and giggles. You can't be so ignorant as to believe you will SAVE anyone on this website.

Your religion is dead. Your leaders are murderers, thieves, liars and pedophiles. Your faith has caused more death and suffering to mankind than any other source in our recorded history.
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That would be false Christianity.
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God haters should rejoice.

God has made this place where He is not there at all!!

You will feel nothing that has to do with Him, ever! Be happy!!

You'll be there as soon as your life is over !!
1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God.

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sign me up you superstitious fucking cretin.
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God haters should rejoice.

God has made this place where He is not there at all!!

You will feel nothing that has to do with Him, ever! Be happy!!

You'll be there as soon as your life is over !!
 Quoting: Starknight


Thoughts of the devils advocate? What do you rejoice in?
"Therefore this is what the Sovereign Lord Jehovah has said: “Look! My own servants will eat, but YOU yourselves will go hungry. Look! My own servants will drink, but YOU yourselves will go thirsty. Look! My own servants will rejoice, but YOU yourselves will suffer shame. 14 Look! My own servants will cry out joyfully because of the good condition of the heart, but YOU yourselves will make outcries because of the pain of heart and YOU will howl because of sheer breakdown of spirit." Isa65:13





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