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~~~~YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME~~!!!!!!!!!

 
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~~~~YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME~~!!!!!!!!!
Here's "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS" - a Muslim buys eleven acres of land next to
a pig farm (a family farm that has been in Houston a long time) and NOW HE WANTS THE PIG FARMER TO LEAVE!!?? That takes a lot of nerve! So what's the pig farmer's response to that..... PIG RACES DURING FRIDAY NIGHT PRAYERS!!

Sorry, don't know how to imbed

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Thanks soo much!

The clip is funny - even the news crew is laughing.
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Your thread title sucks though

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I love Texans


Pig races tonight in katy, I'll bring the beer.
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HAHAHA!!!

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I think it's hilarious. This little story made my day!!5a
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Here's "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS" - a Muslim buys eleven acres of land next to
a pig farm (a family farm that has been in Houston a long time) and NOW HE WANTS THE PIG FARMER TO LEAVE!!?? That takes a lot of nerve! So what's the pig farmer's response to that..... PIG RACES DURING FRIDAY NIGHT PRAYERS!!

Sorry, don't know how to imbed

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comingtoamerica3
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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It said katy texas in the news clip, its west of houston.
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Haha, that's pretty awesome.

5 stars for you OP
Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
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Haha, that's pretty awesome.

5 stars for you OP
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Thank you very much... I'm still laughing about it :)
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I think it's hilarious. This little story made my day!!5a
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I hate these people they are like cockroaches...

they get to one place and spread out like aids
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wtf

The end time world leader gets to be in power according to prophecy for only 3 1/2 years. If you believe Obama is the end time world leader prophesied to come, now you know the date.



July 4th 2012 Universal Independance day and return of the Messiah: fulfilling the 3 1/2 year prophecy.
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Here's "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS" - a Muslim buys eleven acres of land next to
a pig farm (a family farm that has been in Houston a long time) and NOW HE WANTS THE PIG FARMER TO LEAVE!!?? That takes a lot of nerve! So what's the pig farmer's response to that..... PIG RACES DURING FRIDAY NIGHT PRAYERS!!

Sorry, don't know how to imbed

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:comingtoamerica3:
 Quoting: BRIEF


They look like ninjas!! fighter1
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Not only for prayer but for other muslim social activities....like beheading podium with hot water washout and ritual sword sharpening room.
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The point of a Republic form of government is that no matter the majority vote..it can never take away the rights and sovereignty of each individual thus imposing any kind of law limiting freedom or forcing a set of laws on a people is impossible.. Obviously the people have not kept their Republic as Benjamen Franklin point out when he was asked what kind of government The United States would be when he replied..."A Republic ma'ma, if you can keep it."
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Holy shit that's funny!!

laugh

He should have an all-pork barbecue at the weekends too. Imagine the wonderful aroma of sizzling bacon drifting across the land! People could bring their own alcohol too (lots of it) He would make a shit load of money hosting events like that!

5a
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Here's "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS" - a Muslim buys eleven acres of land next to
a pig farm (a family farm that has been in Houston a long time) and NOW HE WANTS THE PIG FARMER TO LEAVE!!?? That takes a lot of nerve! So what's the pig farmer's response to that..... PIG RACES DURING FRIDAY NIGHT PRAYERS!!

Sorry, don't know how to imbed

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How they operate.. when are people going to wake up about this cult???
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Not only for prayer but for other muslim social activities....like beheading podium with hot water washout and ritual sword sharpening room.
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Don't forget an IED manufacturing facility, and vest fitting room.

What about the balls on this group? You knew they were there now you want them gone? DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!
Let it be known, that the so called elitist’s liberties are not the grants of princes or parliaments. That many of our rights are inherent and essential. Agreed on as maxims and established as preliminaries even before government existed. We have a right to them, derived from our maker. Our forefathers have earned liberty at the expense of their ease, their estates, their pleasures, and their blood. Liberty is not built on the doctrine that a few NOBLES have the right to inherit the earth. It stands on this principal that the meanest and the lowest of people are by the unalterable, indefeasible laws of god and nature as well entitled to the benefit of the air to breath, light to see, food to eat, or clothes to wear as the nobles, or even a king. That is liberty, and liberty will reign in America!
Rough quote from John Adams

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Thanks for the laugh OP!!!
LOL

Go Texas!
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Dumbass muslims will strap a bomb to one of their kids and send him in to blow the pig farm up, praise allah.

$100 says the government stole the 11 acres from someone and GAVE it to the muslims.
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I don't care who you are !!!THAT IS FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!
CEO OF MILK SUPERPOWERS AND NASTY AVATARS(I have been told)

SO THE GOTCHA'S DON'T GET YOU

BAM!!! REALITY HITS YOU HARD BRO!!!!!!
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Dumbass muslims will strap a bomb to one of their kids and send him in to blow the pig farm up, praise allah.

$100 says the government stole the 11 acres from someone and GAVE it to the muslims.
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I'll see Your $100 and raise you to $250???

Wanna Play
CEO OF MILK SUPERPOWERS AND NASTY AVATARS(I have been told)

SO THE GOTCHA'S DON'T GET YOU

BAM!!! REALITY HITS YOU HARD BRO!!!!!!
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also, just wait - a swat team will show up at the pig farm at 2am, kill half the people, arrest the survivors, then the government will shut the pig farm down for causing "emotional harm" to the muslims.

all it will take is one phone call from that muslim fellow.

"dey 'ave hurt me. you mus shut dem down"
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That man needs to call the Sheriff and report some threatening activity and many dancing girls
CEO OF MILK SUPERPOWERS AND NASTY AVATARS(I have been told)

SO THE GOTCHA'S DON'T GET YOU

BAM!!! REALITY HITS YOU HARD BRO!!!!!!
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The point of a Republic form of government is that no matter the majority vote..it can never take away the rights and sovereignty of each individual thus imposing any kind of law limiting freedom or forcing a set of laws on a people is impossible.. Obviously the people have not kept their Republic as Benjamen Franklin point out when he was asked what kind of government The United States would be when he replied..."A Republic ma'ma, if you can keep it."
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This country was never a republic. That was a facade. The Luciferian Freemason Franklin lied countless times, and that was one of them (IF that even occurred).

This country was never a democracy either. That is also a facade, erected in 1871 to replace the "republic" one.

Details in my book.
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That muslim better stay off of his land. The Castle-law says so hahaha
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Here's "POLITICAL CORRECTNESS" - a Muslim buys eleven acres of land next to
a pig farm (a family farm that has been in Houston a long time) and NOW HE WANTS THE PIG FARMER TO LEAVE!!?? That takes a lot of nerve! So what's the pig farmer's response to that..... PIG RACES DURING FRIDAY NIGHT PRAYERS!!

Sorry, don't know how to imbed

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1360922


luv it luv it luv it. Score 1 for Texas
Behind every myth lies a mystery, and every legend holds an echo of the truth …… anonimalle

" At the siege of Vienna in 1683 Islam seemed poised to overrun Christian Europe. We are in a new phase of a very old war."

Gates of Vienna.

"May we smite our enemies to the darkest chamber of hell, for we wish only to live in peace, and they desire only to put their boot upon our neck."
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Thanks for the pin mods..sometimes its good to see funy shit pined. :)
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Old war, same principle.
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Behind every myth lies a mystery, and every legend holds an echo of the truth …… anonimalle

" At the siege of Vienna in 1683 Islam seemed poised to overrun Christian Europe. We are in a new phase of a very old war."

Gates of Vienna.

"May we smite our enemies to the darkest chamber of hell, for we wish only to live in peace, and they desire only to put their boot upon our neck."

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