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3 Mormon missionaries rang my doorbell yesterday

 
ObeWayneKenobe
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3 Mormon missionaries rang my doorbell yesterday
And dang it, I want to talk about it! lol


You see, the LDS missionaries are NOT allowed to discuss......they are only allowed to preach! :(
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Re: 3 Mormon missionaries rang my doorbell yesterday
Aw, come on....

give the little nerdy guys a break...
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Re: 3 Mormon missionaries rang my doorbell yesterday
And dang it, I want to talk about it! lol


You see, the LDS missionaries are NOT allowed to discuss......they are only allowed to preach! :(
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Not always true Bro. It depends upon the individuals. Mormons are some of the nicest people you will meet, so please treat them kindly. If you ask them any questions which they cannot answer, then they will come back with someone who can. So be careful in that respect!!
The rate of the flow of the Spirit, is equal to the Elects motive force, divided by resistance.
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Re: 3 Mormon missionaries rang my doorbell yesterday
That isn't true. I had an hour long discussion with them once.
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The rate of the flow of the Spirit, is equal to the Elects motive force, divided by resistance.
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Re: 3 Mormon missionaries rang my doorbell yesterday
So I told them that when I had died, Heavenly Father had brought me back, and in the process; informed me that I needed NO "Mediator" between He and I!

To which the one young missionary replied "Maybe that wasn't God"?

So I ask you all here at GLP: Does Satan have the power to bring people back from the grave? lol
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Re: 3 Mormon missionaries rang my doorbell yesterday
And dang it, I want to talk about it! lol


You see, the LDS missionaries are NOT allowed to discuss......they are only allowed to preach! :(
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Not always true Bro. It depends upon the individuals. Mormons are some of the nicest people you will meet, so please treat them kindly. If you ask them any questions which they cannot answer, then they will come back with someone who can. So be careful in that respect!!
 Quoting: Eastern Gate

You have no argument with me there: I find Mormons extremely kind......however, the missionaries are NOT allowed to have discussions(only teach their lesson plans)........:(

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Re: 3 Mormon missionaries rang my doorbell yesterday
So I told them that when I had died, Heavenly Father had brought me back, and in the process; informed me that I needed NO "Mediator" between He and I!

To which the one young missionary replied "Maybe that wasn't God"?

So I ask you all here at GLP: Does Satan have the power to bring people back from the grave? lol
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


I can't answer your question, because I have no relationship to your beliefs. And I'm an ex Mormon..

Everyone must find their own path.
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OP listen to god. If it is true you spoke to god. The mormons are a brainwashed bunch. They are naively working for free for a business.
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Re: 3 Mormon missionaries rang my doorbell yesterday
That isn't true. I had an hour long discussion with them once.
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That's interesting........were you asking them questions, or were you sharing your beliefs with them?
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My uncle's a great missionary
He saves young fair maidens from sin
For five he will save you a redhead
Me gawsh how the money rolls in.
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OP listen to god. If it is true you spoke to god. The mormons are a brainwashed bunch. They are naively working for free for a business.
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That's what I told them too!.........that their tithing wasn't going to God, but to the Church(which means they believed in serving the "arm of flesh")........?

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And dang it, I want to talk about it! lol


You see, the LDS missionaries are NOT allowed to discuss......they are only allowed to preach! :(
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Not always true Bro. It depends upon the individuals. Mormons are some of the nicest people you will meet, so please treat them kindly. If you ask them any questions which they cannot answer, then they will come back with someone who can. So be careful in that respect!!
 Quoting: Eastern Gate


Uh, yup, they will, if they see you have potential $$, bling bling, to bring in!

I was able to talk the 'expert' out of his being an expert, even invited him back.

Was a no show!

I have friends who are Mormons, they leave me alone, since I rescued their marriages for being a friend!~

I would like to see the plates though...

burnit
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That isn't true. I had an hour long discussion with them once.
 Quoting: Sigyn

That's interesting........were you asking them questions, or were you sharing your beliefs with them?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Both.
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I would like to see the plates though...
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Exactly!.........why do they have to remain hidden? :(
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Re: 3 Mormon missionaries rang my doorbell yesterday
So I told them that when I had died, Heavenly Father had brought me back, and in the process; informed me that I needed NO "Mediator" between He and I!

To which the one young missionary replied "Maybe that wasn't God"?

So I ask you all here at GLP: Does Satan have the power to bring people back from the grave? lol
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Yeah, I have seen a few zombie movies an apparently he does...












NOT! LOL>
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That isn't true. I had an hour long discussion with them once.
 Quoting: Sigyn

That's interesting........were you asking them questions, or were you sharing your beliefs with them?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Both.
 Quoting: Sigyn

Then that is why they were able to justify staying methinks:

The missionaries that I talked to, when asked if they would like to have a discussion to hear my PROOF that they were being HAD.........said "no thanks" they weren't interested! :(

So I told them to come back when they were up to a discussion........but I don't think they'll return! :(
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OP listen to god. If it is true you spoke to god. The mormons are a brainwashed bunch. They are naively working for free for a business.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1495315

That's what I told them too!.........that their tithing wasn't going to God, but to the Church(which means they believed in serving the "arm of flesh")........?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Definitely. I was brought up mormon myself but having a brain I can't help but see the hypocrisy and idol worship in the church. I saw through them at age 13 and refused to go even though my parents would ground me or punish me. Yeah that's what god would want to force church on you. lol.. My parents were really brainwashed.

If it looks, acts, operates like a cult then it is a cult.
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OP listen to god. If it is true you spoke to god. The mormons are a brainwashed bunch. They are naively working for free for a business.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1495315

That's what I told them too!.........that their tithing wasn't going to God, but to the Church(which means they believed in serving the "arm of flesh")........?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Definitely. I was brought up mormon myself but having a brain I can't help but see the hypocrisy and idol worship in the church. I saw through them at age 13 and refused to go even though my parents would ground me or punish me. Yeah that's what god would want to force church on you. lol.. My parents were really brainwashed.

If it looks, acts, operates like a cult then it is a cult.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1495315

Are your parents still active in the Church?

My Father-in-law is.........and he thinks I'm the "Anti-Christ"! LOL :(

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Just answer the door naked next time and bring up the Tao.
I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
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OP listen to god. If it is true you spoke to god. The mormons are a brainwashed bunch. They are naively working for free for a business.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1495315

That's what I told them too!.........that their tithing wasn't going to God, but to the Church(which means they believed in serving the "arm of flesh")........?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Definitely. I was brought up mormon myself but having a brain I can't help but see the hypocrisy and idol worship in the church. I saw through them at age 13 and refused to go even though my parents would ground me or punish me. Yeah that's what god would want to force church on you. lol.. My parents were really brainwashed.

If it looks, acts, operates like a cult then it is a cult.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1495315

Are your parents still active in the Church?

My Father-in-law is.........and he thinks I'm the "Anti-Christ"! LOL :(
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Yeah they are. My mom pays tithing although she is suffering for money at this time. She still pays. My dad teaches at his local church.

They always tell me how lost I am and some day I'll find my way.
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Btw, as an interesting side-note: One of the three missionaries was black!.........from Dominican Republic, I believe he said! :)
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That isn't true. I had an hour long discussion with them once.
 Quoting: Sigyn

That's interesting........were you asking them questions, or were you sharing your beliefs with them?
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Both.
 Quoting: Sigyn

Then that is why they were able to justify staying methinks:

The missionaries that I talked to, when asked if they would like to have a discussion to hear my PROOF that they were being HAD.........said "no thanks" they weren't interested! :(

So I told them to come back when they were up to a discussion........but I don't think they'll return! :(
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Well of course they said no thanks. Like any Xian does :)
There can be no introduction of proof, reason, logic, etc whatsoever in their faith. That would cause them to question...
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And dang it, I want to talk about it! lol


You see, the LDS missionaries are NOT allowed to discuss......they are only allowed to preach! :(
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Tell them they can preach to you when they can demonstrate their missionary position.

5a
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So I told them that when I had died, Heavenly Father had brought me back, and in the process; informed me that I needed NO "Mediator" between He and I!

To which the one young missionary replied "Maybe that wasn't God"?

So I ask you all here at GLP: Does Satan have the power to bring people back from the grave? lol
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


This is something that I have asked myself. Because the thing that really changed me from being an atheist was a miracle of two birds coming back to life in my hands. I started out as an atheist of over 30 years. It was from an LDS Mormon commercial that I ordered my free KJV bible in 1996. I was going to use the free bible to disprove religion and God.

I didn't work out as I had planned. For a long time I struggled with the question of whether or not Satan deceived me by bringing the birds back to life in my hands. But the truth is, I started as an atheist, so all he had to do, was do nothing. Since that time, i have witnessed many more miracles.
The rate of the flow of the Spirit, is equal to the Elects motive force, divided by resistance.
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Just answer the door naked next time and bring up the Tao.
 Quoting: Chrit


I have a sitting Buddha statue outside by my front door (from Target). It seems to do the trick.
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Yeah they are. My mom pays tithing although she is suffering for money at this time. She still pays. My dad teaches at his local church.

They always tell me how lost I am and some day I'll find my way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1495315

I too was raised in the Mormon Church.........but my Dad was a Mason who just hated Mormons.......so I didn't become active until later on in life.(grandparents got me baptized)

But now I know the Truth about them.......and want my Tithing money back! LOL

Course we both know THAT isn't going to happen! :( The Church pulls in "Hundred of Millions of dollars a Month, in donations", and you'd think they could afford to give me back my measly $10,000.........but NOPE........I've already asked them! lol
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And dang it, I want to talk about it! lol


You see, the LDS missionaries are NOT allowed to discuss......they are only allowed to preach! :(
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


Tell them they can preach to you when they can demonstrate their missionary position.

5a
 Quoting: GenieRoze

LOL........what was your phone # btw? ;)
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Yeah they are. My mom pays tithing although she is suffering for money at this time. She still pays. My dad teaches at his local church.

They always tell me how lost I am and some day I'll find my way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1495315

I too was raised in the Mormon Church.........but my Dad was a Mason who just hated Mormons.......so I didn't become active until later on in life.(grandparents got me baptized)

But now I know the Truth about them.......and want my Tithing money back! LOL

Course we both know THAT isn't going to happen! :( The Church pulls in "Hundred of Millions of dollars a Month, in donations", and you'd think they could afford to give me back my measly $10,000.........but NOPE........I've already asked them! lol
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


By their fruits you shall know them. I'm against any and all church that has a hierarchy structure of any kind. It's basicly satanic.
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Re: 3 Mormon missionaries rang my doorbell yesterday
So I told them that when I had died, Heavenly Father had brought me back, and in the process; informed me that I needed NO "Mediator" between He and I!

To which the one young missionary replied "Maybe that wasn't God"?

So I ask you all here at GLP: Does Satan have the power to bring people back from the grave? lol
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


This is something that I have asked myself. Because the thing that really changed me from being an atheist was a miracle of two birds coming back to life in my hands. I started out as an atheist of over 30 years. It was from an LDS Mormon commercial that I ordered my free KJV bible in 1996. I was going to use the free bible to disprove religion and God.

I didn't work out as I had planned. For a long time I struggled with the question of whether or not Satan deceived me by bringing the birds back to life in my hands. But the truth is, I started as an atheist, so all he had to do, was do nothing. Since that time, i have witnessed many more miracles.
 Quoting: Eastern Gate

I like the way you think! I like the way you re-check your "road map" from time to time........so as not to become lost! thumbs

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