Chuck Norris says Ron Paul is THE next President of the United States

Done deal!!

Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the call of freedom.

Now if these Ulimate fighting nimwit cultures would follow that might be a tipping point. Could you imagine infecting the reality tv generation with a dose of reality?

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. But he never cries.

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Holy Crap!..What Will President Huckabee say!

Ron Paul does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Ron Paul.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Ron Paul pajamas.

Ron Paul will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

They once made a Ron Paul toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

When Ron Paul does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Ron Paul is so awesome he created fire by rubbbing two ice cubes together.

Did you know Ron Paul had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.

Ron Paul counted to infinity - twice.

Ron Paul is what Willis was talking about.

Ron Paul can touch MC Hammer.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Ron Paul.

Ron Paul can get a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds at 10:35.

Helen Keller’s favorite color is Ron Paul.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Ron Paul jumps out.

Ron Paul can piss into gale force winds.

And finally....

Ron Paul got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing "Ron Paul" for every answer.

Ron Paul is the only white motha fucka I'd vote for. Power to the people. - Black Dynamite

Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.

Ron Paul taught me the KO Front Kick. - Steven Seagal

you are telling the world that chuck is a net vote drawer.
A desperate scenario you poor fellows are in.

Exactly. What would the huck say? I guess he'll just have to live out is life in his Florida mansion. No more Arkansas triple wides.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Ron Paul causes Liberty, Individualism, Peace, Prosperity, Equality, and may Impair Tyranny.

Ron Paul is the irresistible force and the immovable object that people keep talking about.

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Look at your candidate. Now back at Ron Paul. Now back at your candidate. Now back at Ron Paul. Sadly, your candidate is not Ron Paul. But if your candidate would start following the Constitution, he/she could be like Ron Paul. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're in the America the founding fathers intended for the future generations to inherit. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it's the money you could keep if you didn't have to pay all those burdening taxes. Look again. The money is now sound currency! Anything is possible when you vote for Ron Paul. I'm on Freedom Watch.

Dunno why everyone is all excited about Ron.. even if he wins prez, nothing will change, both parties would cockblock anything unusual he tries to do from senate/congress heh

a vote for Ron Paul is a vote for obama

As a Paul supporter I'm not that crazy about Mr. Norris' 'endorsement' considering in 2008 he chose to endorse Fuckabee over Ron Paul.

Reduces the value of his endorsements in my view.

aren't you off-duty yet?

damn....

fuck off 819 you asshole troll.

Ron Paul doesn't masturbate, but if he did, it would be to The Constitution.