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Finally a GLP Glossary

 
Face Palmer
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Karma - Virtual currency on GLP. Can be spent to boost ego.
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T - Tard
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What about the whole tomato plant thing, where did that originate?
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fallout scare when fukishima broke
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NAMASTE =?
WAYSAYO+=?Uh Oh
 Quoting: Phase-Sphere


Good one.

Namaste = [link to en.wikipedia.org]

A greetting, along the lines of "The spirit in me respects the spirit in you,"
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U - Uncle
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LOL
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Imaginary person which has the latest Doom news from reliable source.
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What about the whole tomato plant thing, where did that originate?
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I wish i knew


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F - Fear Monger
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What about the whole tomato plant thing, where did that originate?
 Quoting: ChunkyMonkey


fallout scare when fukishima broke
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Before that I believe.
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What about the whole tomato plant thing, where did that originate?
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fallout scare when fukishima broke
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It started long before that.
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What about the whole tomato plant thing, where did that originate?
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fallout scare when fukishima broke
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Oh, I thought I'd seen it long before that. Maybe not though, idk.
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A1 Steak Sauce - Bizarre link to the male testes. Sometimes omitting a similar odor.
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great post! hf
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GTFO - Get the Fuck Out (of the thread)

STFU - Shut the Fuck Up

WTF - What the Fuck?!

NFW - No Fucking Way.

IIRC - If I Recall Correctly

AFAIK - As Far as I Know

BFD - Big Fucking Deal

Scro - like bro', but dumber; popularized in prescient Mike Judge movie "Idiocracy"
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G GLP Effect
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Wilcock(David):Mister Cosmos...The Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger of Clairvoyance...Our favorite punching ball...
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I have another that we all forgot - AMBERLAMPS!!!!!!!!!
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Forgot some.


C - CERN

H - HAARP
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CERN: Illuminati funded project which purpose is creating black holes to destroy earth.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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D= DRINK! (When playing drinking games based on things the Hawk says.)
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FUBAR you know what it means!
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FUBAR you know what it means!
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Yep
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P- POS piece of you know what I mean!
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Nasa - National Aeronautics Shill Agency
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Great post.
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SCOTUS - Supreme Court of the United States

Silver - you can't eat it!!!
26 Qualities That Make Man God-Like:

1: Fearlessness 2: purity of heart 3: Steadfastness 4: Almsgiving 5: Self-restraint 6: Religious rites 7: Right study of the scriptures 8: Self discipline 9: Straightforwardness 10: Noninjury 11: Truth 12: Absense of wrath 13: Renunciation 14: Peace 15: Absence of fault-finding and calumny 16: Compassion toward all beings 17: Noncovetousness, absence of greed 18: Gentleness 19: Modesty 20: Absence of restlessness 21: Radiance of character 22: Forgiveness 23: Patience or fortitude 24: Cleanness of body and purity of mind 25: Nonhatred 26: Lack of conceit
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F - Fireworks
S - Swamp Gas
C - Chinese Lanterns
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teotwawki the end of the world as we know it

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NAMASTE =?
WAYSAYO+=?Uh Oh
 Quoting: Phase-Sphere


Good one.

Namaste = [link to en.wikipedia.org]

A greetting, along the lines of "The spirit in me respects the spirit in you,"
 Quoting: Revguard


Awesome, FInally after all these years. I was too ashamed to admit that I didnt know what that ever meant.

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What happened to my beloved GLP????.
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CERN: Illuminati funded project which purpose is creating black holes to destroy earth.

1rof11rof11rof1
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NAMASTE =?
WAYSAYO+=?Uh Oh
 Quoting: Phase-Sphere


Good one.

Namaste = [link to en.wikipedia.org]

A greetting, along the lines of "The spirit in me respects the spirit in you,"
 Quoting: Revguard


Awesome, FInally after all these years. I was too ashamed to admit that I didnt know what that ever meant.

:PhaseSphere:
 Quoting: Phase-Sphere


Got it, thank you
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