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Finally a GLP Glossary

 
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GOOD JOB! cool2
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Thanks, took me awhile, but I know I missed some stuff
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Its cool, can always add stuff as you go.
 Quoting: SkullOrchard


Like . . .tard. Libtard, Repubictard, Silvertard, Religitard, etc. One of my favs.
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TSB = Typical Shill Behaviour
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WTF
: Contemporain version of classic expression "Quousque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra?"
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There, Their, They're: 3 different versions of the same word
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what does "serrrr" mean and why I see so often ?


makes no sense
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Titor - Time traveller extraorinaire

Maussan - Mexican UFO merchant

Brian - Brain
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Nucular - Nuclear
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You left out "dunbass", dunbass.cruise
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T word - The ones behind GLP strings...as in "T institute of human relations and behavioural control"
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S&F: Star and Flag (oops, wrong website)
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Pleae add


Karmatard

and

Angry hamburger
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RP: Ron Paul

AJ: Senoj Xela
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What about the whole tomato plant thing, where did that originate?
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I wish i knew


Thank you everyone, these are great
 Quoting: <<FOCUS HARDER>>




Someone posted that they had read that tomato plants were particularly sensitive to environmental changes. Seems like I remember seeing it after the GOM when there was Correxit and oil in the rain. At the time it was a legitimate question; it later morphed into "Do I need to be worried about this?".

Focus, this is AWESOME!!!! I just joined, and this thread is the VERY FIRST resident of my "Your Favorites" folder!

5 Stars, and a "Greenie" for your hard work! bump bump
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I see no one here can follow the OP's simple directions and "quote" and "add."

Please feel free to add onto or add any terms. Just hit Quote and add in what you want.


A
A/C - The legion that is Anonymous Coward, for "we are many."

Anal gland milking - don't ask.

AssHat - Someone who has their head up their ass

Ask me a question - a popular thread type where the Poster says he is someone or is doing something and invites questions from the audience.

B
BANE - Ban, as in BANE him when someone posts an intentionally incorrect thread or something the Mods deem harmful or over the top.

BOB - Bug-out bag. The post-apocalyptic bag of tricks.

<<<BREAKING!!!>>> - Add the the start of a thread title to get pinned faster.

BS - 1. Bullshit or Bullshit Flag - the most popular response to threads of a suspect nature. 2. The typical greeting to a new GLPer who posts for the first time to say, "hi!"

C
CME - Coronal Mass Ejection - Not to be confused with a Solar Flare - CME's can cause EMP (see E)

Coronal Hole - If you see one of these, it is sometimes followed by a Solar flare or CME

Controlled Demolition - One of the theories for how the twin Towers came down

Crop Circles - Alien or Drunk human circles in high grass, or wheat most of the time in England.

Chemtrails - High Altitude spraying of Barium or Barium mix to Hide Niburu, Planet X, stop radiation from an out of control sun, stop global warming, or they are just normal air traffic.

D

DOOM! - GLP God, our reason for being

Doomtard - See GLPer.

E
Earth Changes - EQs, Tornadoes, tidal Waves, ect caused by Planet X, Global Warming, or just cyclical trends.

Elenin - Planet X, or A harmless comet, or a huge comet 200,000 KM, bigger than Jupiter, or a magnetic comet, or a dwarf Star

Earthquake Doom - many earthquakes or one huge one.

F

False Flag - Govt creating a disaster, or emergency to bring about change or to blame it on another group.

Fema Camps - Govt camps to be set up after The Shit hits the fan.

G

GLP - Short for Godlike Productions

GLPer - Short for the mentally insane or one who is strangly attracted to the romance of a post-apocalyptic world.

Gun nut - A GLP offshoot group - Can tell you everything about any type of gun, round, magazine..ect

Global Warming - Accepted for the most part on GLP as BS.

H

I

J

K

L

M

MOD - A GLP moderator (they will strap you to a wheel chair, tape your eyes open, and give you "the gravy" if you you do not behave)

Moran - The correct spelling of an idiot on GLP. Others spell it incorrectly as "moron." Term gained initial popularity after a mock pro-war protest in Milwaukee in April of 2003.


MSM - Main Stream Media

N

New Jerusalem - a special place for a special guy.

Niburu - See Planet X.

O

P

Panic sex - GLP term of flirtation.

Prepper - Another GLP offshoot group. Can tell you how to can food, store water, or get ready for any Emergency, natural or man made.


Planet X - Nibiru, Tyche, Elenin's companion, Brown Dwarf, ect

Porn in the woods - a formerly very popular GLP thread that asked the question: "Why did we always find porn magazines in the woods when we were growing up?"

Potus - President of the United States

Q

R

S

Shill or paid Shill - Someone who posts threads or responses to threads to evoke a response, or gather information for insidious purposes.

T

Telephone poles - From a video where a Young gentleman, Frankie McDonald talked about telephone poles falling from Earthquakes.

Tomato plants inside - What you need to do if there is DOOM coming. Save the Tomato

TPTB - The powers that be

U

V

W


Why don't Birds fly to the moon? - A thread that gets posted every so often hundreds of times where people give answers to this ridiculous question.

X

Y

Z


Good ones, added thank you
 Quoting: <<FOCUS HARDER>>
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2012: International Jubilee Year for Doomtards.
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08/18/2011 08:18 PM
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Re: Finally a GLP Glossary
there were some classic threads and typos that you might want to factor in or include:


- ie the thread where the guy spelled 'meatier' instead of 'meteor'

- the sheeps barking at midnight thread warrants a 'barking sheeps' mention in the glossary


- BEZERK should get a mention simply because it spawned one of the most viewed threads in GLP history



Otherwise, thanks and well done for that glossary!
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08/18/2011 08:33 PM

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5 stars and a green thumbs up for you OP!
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ZAI

Zombie Avatar Incident.... the day when suddenly all, or most all GLP avatars, were converted into Zombies.
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08/18/2011 08:35 PM

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ALRIGHT!!!

I think i am all caught up now.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED WITH THIS> You guys are the best

Long live GLP
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Please feel free to add onto or add any terms. Just hit Quote and add in what you want.


A


A1 Steak Sauce - Bizarre link to the male testes. Sometimes omitting a similar odor.

AMBERLAMPS! A woman who sat Quietly on a bus as a black asshat got a beatdown. he later asked someone to call the Amerlamps which is where the young girl got her name.

And so it Begins - Great response the the start of something that could end up being DOOM!

AssHat - Someone who has their head up their ass

Ass Clown - Someone who is an ass and always clowning around.

Ask me a question - a popular thread type where the Poster says he is someone or is doing something and invites questions from the audience.

B

backtraced - inside joke phrase from a classic GLP vid, circa late 2010; pseudo-technical term used by clueless father during emotional outburst/threat to daughter over slutty Facebook behavior.

BANE - Ban, as in BANE him when someone posts an intentionally incorrect thread or something the Mods deem harmful or over the top.

<<<BREAKING!!!>>> - Add the the start of a thread title to get pinned faster.

BS - Bullshit or Bullshit Flag - the most popular response to threads of a suspect nature.

C

CERN: Illuminati funded project which purpose is creating black holes to destroy earth.

CME - Coronal Mass Ejection - Not to be confused with a Solar Flare - CME's can cause EMP (see E)

Coronal Hole - If you see one of these, it is sometimes followed by a Solar flare or CME

Controlled Demolition - One of the theories for how the twin Towers came down

Crop Circles - Alien or Drunk human circles in high grass, or wheat most of the time in England.

Chemtrails - High Altitude spraying of Barium or Barium mix to Hide Niburu, Planet X, stop radiation from an out of control sun, stop global warming, or they are just normal air traffic.

D

DOOM! - GLP God, our reason for being

E
Earth Changes - EQs, Tornadoes, tidal Waves, ect caused by Planet X, Global Warming, or just cyclical trends.

Elenin - Planet X, or A harmless comet, or a huge comet 200,000 KM, bigger than Jupiter, or a magnetic comet, or a dwarf Star

Earthquake Doom - many earthquakes or one huge one.

F

False Flag - Govt creating a disaster, or emergency to bring about change or to blame it on another group.

Fear Monger - Someone who intentionally posts doom, true, untrue, or imagined, to make people afraid.

Fema Camps - Govt camps to be set up after The Shit hits the fan.

FreeMason or Mason - Secret Society

FUBAR - Military Anagram - Fucked up Beyond All Recognition

G

GLP - Short for Godlike Productions

GLP Effect: Posting good info on any doom within the GLP forums will automatically negate the doom and render it useless.

Gun nut - A GLP offshoot group - Can tell you everything about any type of gun, round, magazine..ect

Global Warming - Accepted for the most part on GLP as BS.

H

Haarp - [link to en.wikipedia.org]

I

Illuminati - Secret group that controls everything in the world, from natural events, to Finance.

J

K

Karma - Virtual currency on GLP. Can be spent to boost ego.

KoolAid: The drink served to brainwash someone.

KCW (Kar1n Cather1ne Wa1degrave)
Whistle blower writing her memoirs on FB for all to see.
The mere mention of her name on many forums (including GLP) saw users banned and posts deleted.
Bye Again!

L

M

Moran - The correct spelling of an idiot on GLP. Others spell it incorrectly as "moron"


MSM - Main Stream Media

Muzzie - (Deragatory term for a Muslim)

N

NAMASTE - A greetting, along the lines of "The spirit in me respects the spirit in you,"

NASA - National Aeronautics Shill Agency or Never A Straight Answer

O

P

Prepper - Another GLP offshoot group. Can tell you how to can food, store water, or get ready for any Emergency, natural or man made.


Planet X - Nibiru, Tyche, Elenin's companion, Brown Dwarf, ect


POS - piece of Shit

Potus - President of the United States

PPT: Plunge Protection Team. First noticed on wide scale in 2007 when the markets were constantly being propped up from total market DOOM. Now daily occurrence much to the disgust of those GLPers who want total market doomage.

Q

R

S
Secret Societies- Organizations that supposedly run everything in the world in secret to name a couple (Illuminati, FreeMasons, Billderburgers)

Shill or paid Shill - Someone who posts threads or responses to threads to evoke a response, or gather information for insidious purposes.

SHIN THIS PIT - Pin this shit

SHTF - Shit Hit the Fan

T
*tard - Suffix attached to nouns to express disagreement and question mental state of poster about topic. E.g. Suntard, Ufotard

Telephone poles - From a video where a Young gentleman, Frankie McDonald talked about telephone poles falling from Earthquakes.

TEOTWAWKI - The End of the World As We Know It

Tomato plants inside - What you need to do if there is DOOM coming. Save the Tomato


TOTUS: The Teleprompter of the United States Of America. The true voice of Obama.

TPTB - The powers that be

TROLL - Someone who talks shit just to talk shit! No real clue about anything! Someone "Trolling" for information, Data gatherer.


U

Uncle - Imaginary person which has the latest Doom news from reliable source.

V

W


Why don't Birds fly to the moon? - A thread that gets posted every so often hundreds of times where people give answers to this ridiculous question.

X

Y

You Can't eat it - Said about Silver and Gold when Preppers dissuade people from buying precious metals in place of food.

Z

Zionism - the national movement for the return of the Jewish people to their homeland or a movement to control the world.
 Quoting: <<FOCUS HARDER>>
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TOTUS: The Teleprompter of the United States Of America. The true voice of Obama.

totus
 Quoting: snark


HAHAHAHA holy shit that's awesome. This whole thread is awesome.
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OP, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME !!
EVERYTHING IS ALREADY INVENTED !!

Thread: Most overused words on GLP
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Very clover OP---here are some more-I haven't read the entire thread so these may be mentioned. Trinity should put this glossary up in the menu line for newbies!



debunk: to prove an idea or theory wrong, usually with a motive

debunkers: people who attempt prove a topic wrong by posting fact, often with nefarios intent.


Bloked: in reference to the poster Aussie Bloke; one of the greatest posters, a GLP legend ,to ever post the most imaginative string along doom thread. We've been 'bloked' means we've been fooled.

Going back aways ......

"Burisch It"- to drawout a topic into a never ending stream of opinion, to throw everything into the topic mix, til it becomes a throughly tangled, headache producing, web of bullshit. Named after this guy: [link to www.danburisch.org]
GLP archived thread here: [link to www.stealthskater.com]
It was excruciatingly long.

Bushtard: Anyone agreeing with Bush

Obammy: Appelation ascribed to our current POTUS
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Bug Out Bag: stuff you'll need while getting out of dodge.
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H:High Knee,as in,"get off your 'hiny' and go and see what pits have been shinned up on GLP today junior!!"
This is the phrase I coined earlier this summer — amazing that a foreigner should discover the answer to this great American riddle that's been under all your noses for possibly centuries!!!!!!
Yes,the word you all love to use, "hiny", actually came from the two words 'high knee'.
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J - Jerk the monkey = tease the TPTB
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lmao
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how about TPTW, once known as TPTB
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Pleae add


Karmatard

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Angry hamburger
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lolatu
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Nice work Opie! applause2
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Meh- Unimpressed.

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