Finally a GLP Glossary

Its cool, can always add stuff as you go.

I wish i knew


Thank you everyone, these are great

Please feel free to add onto or add any terms. Just hit Quote and add in what you want.


A
A/C - The legion that is Anonymous Coward, for "we are many."

Anal gland milking - don't ask.

AssHat - Someone who has their head up their ass

Ask me a question - a popular thread type where the Poster says he is someone or is doing something and invites questions from the audience.

B
BANE - Ban, as in BANE him when someone posts an intentionally incorrect thread or something the Mods deem harmful or over the top.

BOB - Bug-out bag. The post-apocalyptic bag of tricks.

<<<BREAKING!!!>>> - Add the the start of a thread title to get pinned faster.

BS - 1. Bullshit or Bullshit Flag - the most popular response to threads of a suspect nature. 2. The typical greeting to a new GLPer who posts for the first time to say, "hi!"

C
CME - Coronal Mass Ejection - Not to be confused with a Solar Flare - CME's can cause EMP (see E)

Coronal Hole - If you see one of these, it is sometimes followed by a Solar flare or CME

Controlled Demolition - One of the theories for how the twin Towers came down

Crop Circles - Alien or Drunk human circles in high grass, or wheat most of the time in England.

Chemtrails - High Altitude spraying of Barium or Barium mix to Hide Niburu, Planet X, stop radiation from an out of control sun, stop global warming, or they are just normal air traffic.

D

DOOM! - GLP God, our reason for being

Doomtard - See GLPer.

E
Earth Changes - EQs, Tornadoes, tidal Waves, ect caused by Planet X, Global Warming, or just cyclical trends.

Elenin - Planet X, or A harmless comet, or a huge comet 200,000 KM, bigger than Jupiter, or a magnetic comet, or a dwarf Star

Earthquake Doom - many earthquakes or one huge one.

F

False Flag - Govt creating a disaster, or emergency to bring about change or to blame it on another group.

Fema Camps - Govt camps to be set up after The Shit hits the fan.

G

GLP - Short for Godlike Productions

GLPer - Short for the mentally insane or one who is strangly attracted to the romance of a post-apocalyptic world.

Gun nut - A GLP offshoot group - Can tell you everything about any type of gun, round, magazine..ect

Global Warming - Accepted for the most part on GLP as BS.

H

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M

MOD - A GLP moderator (they will strap you to a wheel chair, tape your eyes open, and give you "the gravy" if you you do not behave)

Moran - The correct spelling of an idiot on GLP. Others spell it incorrectly as "moron." Term gained initial popularity after a mock pro-war protest in Milwaukee in April of 2003.


MSM - Main Stream Media

N

New Jerusalem - a special place for a special guy.

Niburu - See Planet X.

O

P

Panic sex - GLP term of flirtation.

Prepper - Another GLP offshoot group. Can tell you how to can food, store water, or get ready for any Emergency, natural or man made.


Planet X - Nibiru, Tyche, Elenin's companion, Brown Dwarf, ect

Porn in the woods - a formerly very popular GLP thread that asked the question: "Why did we always find porn magazines in the woods when we were growing up?"

Potus - President of the United States

Q

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S

Shill or paid Shill - Someone who posts threads or responses to threads to evoke a response, or gather information for insidious purposes.

T

Telephone poles - From a video where a Young gentleman, Frankie McDonald talked about telephone poles falling from Earthquakes.

Tomato plants inside - What you need to do if there is DOOM coming. Save the Tomato

TPTB - The powers that be

U

V

W


Why don't Birds fly to the moon? - A thread that gets posted every so often hundreds of times where people give answers to this ridiculous question.

X

Y

Z


Good ones, added thank you

Please feel free to add onto or add any terms. Just hit Quote and add in what you want.


A


A1 Steak Sauce - Bizarre link to the male testes. Sometimes omitting a similar odor.

AMBERLAMPS! A woman who sat Quietly on a bus as a black asshat got a beatdown. he later asked someone to call the Amerlamps which is where the young girl got her name.

And so it Begins - Great response the the start of something that could end up being DOOM!

AssHat - Someone who has their head up their ass

Ass Clown - Someone who is an ass and always clowning around.

Ask me a question - a popular thread type where the Poster says he is someone or is doing something and invites questions from the audience.

B

backtraced - inside joke phrase from a classic GLP vid, circa late 2010; pseudo-technical term used by clueless father during emotional outburst/threat to daughter over slutty Facebook behavior.

BANE - Ban, as in BANE him when someone posts an intentionally incorrect thread or something the Mods deem harmful or over the top.

<<<BREAKING!!!>>> - Add the the start of a thread title to get pinned faster.

BS - Bullshit or Bullshit Flag - the most popular response to threads of a suspect nature.

C

CERN: Illuminati funded project which purpose is creating black holes to destroy earth.

CME - Coronal Mass Ejection - Not to be confused with a Solar Flare - CME's can cause EMP (see E)

Coronal Hole - If you see one of these, it is sometimes followed by a Solar flare or CME

Controlled Demolition - One of the theories for how the twin Towers came down

Crop Circles - Alien or Drunk human circles in high grass, or wheat most of the time in England.

Chemtrails - High Altitude spraying of Barium or Barium mix to Hide Niburu, Planet X, stop radiation from an out of control sun, stop global warming, or they are just normal air traffic.

D

DOOM! - GLP God, our reason for being

E
Earth Changes - EQs, Tornadoes, tidal Waves, ect caused by Planet X, Global Warming, or just cyclical trends.

Elenin - Planet X, or A harmless comet, or a huge comet 200,000 KM, bigger than Jupiter, or a magnetic comet, or a dwarf Star

Earthquake Doom - many earthquakes or one huge one.

F

False Flag - Govt creating a disaster, or emergency to bring about change or to blame it on another group.

Fear Monger - Someone who intentionally posts doom, true, untrue, or imagined, to make people afraid.

Fema Camps - Govt camps to be set up after The Shit hits the fan.

FreeMason or Mason - Secret Society

FUBAR - Military Anagram - Fucked up Beyond All Recognition

G

GLP - Short for Godlike Productions

GLP Effect: Posting good info on any doom within the GLP forums will automatically negate the doom and render it useless.

Gun nut - A GLP offshoot group - Can tell you everything about any type of gun, round, magazine..ect

Global Warming - Accepted for the most part on GLP as BS.

H

Haarp - [link to en.wikipedia.org]

I

Illuminati - Secret group that controls everything in the world, from natural events, to Finance.

J

K

Karma - Virtual currency on GLP. Can be spent to boost ego.

KoolAid: The drink served to brainwash someone.

KCW (Kar1n Cather1ne Wa1degrave)
Whistle blower writing her memoirs on FB for all to see.
The mere mention of her name on many forums (including GLP) saw users banned and posts deleted.
Bye Again!

L

M

Moran - The correct spelling of an idiot on GLP. Others spell it incorrectly as "moron"


MSM - Main Stream Media

Muzzie - (Deragatory term for a Muslim)

N

NAMASTE - A greetting, along the lines of "The spirit in me respects the spirit in you,"

NASA - National Aeronautics Shill Agency or Never A Straight Answer

O

P

Prepper - Another GLP offshoot group. Can tell you how to can food, store water, or get ready for any Emergency, natural or man made.


Planet X - Nibiru, Tyche, Elenin's companion, Brown Dwarf, ect


POS - piece of Shit

Potus - President of the United States

PPT: Plunge Protection Team. First noticed on wide scale in 2007 when the markets were constantly being propped up from total market DOOM. Now daily occurrence much to the disgust of those GLPers who want total market doomage.

Q

R

S
Secret Societies- Organizations that supposedly run everything in the world in secret to name a couple (Illuminati, FreeMasons, Billderburgers)

Shill or paid Shill - Someone who posts threads or responses to threads to evoke a response, or gather information for insidious purposes.

SHIN THIS PIT - Pin this shit

SHTF - Shit Hit the Fan

T
*tard - Suffix attached to nouns to express disagreement and question mental state of poster about topic. E.g. Suntard, Ufotard

Telephone poles - From a video where a Young gentleman, Frankie McDonald talked about telephone poles falling from Earthquakes.

TEOTWAWKI - The End of the World As We Know It

Tomato plants inside - What you need to do if there is DOOM coming. Save the Tomato


TOTUS: The Teleprompter of the United States Of America. The true voice of Obama.

TPTB - The powers that be

TROLL - Someone who talks shit just to talk shit! No real clue about anything! Someone "Trolling" for information, Data gatherer.


U

Uncle - Imaginary person which has the latest Doom news from reliable source.

V

W


Why don't Birds fly to the moon? - A thread that gets posted every so often hundreds of times where people give answers to this ridiculous question.

X

Y

You Can't eat it - Said about Silver and Gold when Preppers dissuade people from buying precious metals in place of food.

Z

Zionism - the national movement for the return of the Jewish people to their homeland or a movement to control the world.

TOTUS: The Teleprompter of the United States Of America. The true voice of Obama.

J - Jerk the monkey = tease the TPTB

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