Finally a GLP Glossary

Water always wins - Self explanatory

GLP GLOSSARY

I guess the best way to do this going forward will be to post ideas for additions and I'll keep checking back and adding as we go.

Thanks for everyone's hard work and responses.



11:11 - Constantly see this number on clocks- a call to arms for Lightworkers.

2012: International Jubilee Year for Doomtards

3:33 _many on GLP have woken up for several mornings in a row at exactly this time or constantly see it on clocks.

A


A1 Steak Sauce - Bizarre link to the male testes. Sometimes omitting a similar odor.

AC - Annonomous Coward - Someone who posts without signing in.

AMBERLAMPS! A woman who sat Quietly on a bus as a black asshat got a beatdown. he later asked someone to call the Amerlamps which is where the young girl got her name.

And so it Begins - Great response the the start of something that could end up being DOOM!

AssHat - Someone who has their head up their ass

Ass Clown - Someone who is an ass and always clowning around.

Ask me a question - a popular thread type where the Poster says he is someone or is doing something and invites questions from the audience.

B

backtraced - inside joke phrase from a classic GLP vid, circa late 2010; pseudo-technical term used by clueless father during emotional outburst/threat to daughter over slutty Facebook behavior.

BANE - Ban, as in BANE him when someone posts an intentionally incorrect thread or something the Mods deem harmful or over the top.

Batshit crazy - (a) a complete nut (b) see Zetatard

Bloked: in reference to the poster Aussie Bloke; one of the greatest posters, a GLP legend ,to ever post the most imaginative string along doom thread. We've been 'bloked' means we've been fooled.

Bug Out Bag: stuff you'll need while getting out of dodge.

Burisch It"- to drawout a topic into a never ending stream of opinion, to throw everything into the topic mix, til it becomes a throughly tangled, headache producing, web of bullshit. Named after this guy: [link to www.danburisch.org]
GLP archived thread here: [link to www.stealthskater.com]
It was excruciatingly long.




<<<BREAKING!!!>>> - Add the the start of a thread title to get pinned faster.

Brian Moran - Picture of the guy where we got the word Moran.

BS - Bullshit or Bullshit Flag - the most popular response to threads of a suspect nature.

C

CAPSLOCK - ANOTHER WAY TO GET YOUR THREAD NOTICED OT TO BE PERCIEVED AS TELLING!


CERN: Illuminati funded project which purpose is creating black holes to destroy earth.

CME - Coronal Mass Ejection - Not to be confused with a Solar Flare - CME's can cause EMP (see E)

Coronal Hole - If you see one of these, it is sometimes followed by a Solar flare or CME

Controlled Demolition - One of the theories for how the twin Towers came down

Crop Circles - Alien or Drunk human circles in high grass, or wheat most of the time in England.

Chemtrails - High Altitude spraying of Barium or Barium mix to Hide Niburu, Planet X, stop radiation from an out of control sun, stop global warming, or they are just normal air traffic.

Chemshill - A Shill devoted to shooting down any notion that Chemtrails are anything but exhaust from airplanes and go to great lengths to do so.

D

debunk: to prove an idea or theory wrong, usually with a motive

debunkers: people who attempt prove a topic wrong by posting fact, often with nefarios intent.



Dogeater- See Zetatard - Followers of Zetas who believe they should Kill their pets to keep them from the coming Pole Shift

DOOM! - GLP God, our reason for being

"dunbass", dunbass - Dumbass typos

E
Earth Changes - EQs, Tornadoes, tidal Waves, ect caused by Planet X, Global Warming, or just cyclical trends.

Elenin - Planet X, or A harmless comet, or a huge comet 200,000 KM, bigger than Jupiter, or a magnetic comet, or a dwarf Star

Earthquake Doom - many earthquakes or one huge one.

F

False Flag - Govt creating a disaster, or emergency to bring about change or to blame it on another group.

Fear Monger - Someone who intentionally posts doom, true, untrue, or imagined, to make people afraid.

FOS - Full of Shit



Fema Camps - Govt camps to be set up after The Shit hits the fan.

FreeMason or Mason - Secret Society

FUBAR - Military Anagram - Fucked up Beyond All Recognition

G

GLP - Short for Godlike Productions

GLP Effect: Posting good info on any doom within the GLP forums will automatically negate the doom and render it useless.

Gun nut - A GLP offshoot group - Can tell you everything about any type of gun, round, magazine..ect

Global Warming - Accepted for the most part on GLP as BS.

Grammar Police - Someone who corrects everyone's Grammar including MORAN.

H

Haarp - [link to en.wikipedia.org]

I

Illuminati - Secret group that controls everything in the world, from natural events, to Finance.

Irridated Tomatoes (a.k.a. Cannibis Plants) - Bring 'em in just before TSHTF or they will be radiated and putting tin foil hats on them won't help.

J

Jupiter ignition - Theory that Jupiter's atmosphere will ignite in a ball of flame.

K

Karma - Virtual currency on GLP. Can be spent to boost ego.

Karmapin: a pin for those who can't get one otherwise, so must resort to the purchase of said pin. see, karma.

KCW (Kar1n Cather1ne Wa1degrave)
Whistle blower writing her memoirs on FB for all to see.
The mere mention of her name on many forums (including GLP) saw users banned and posts deleted.
Bye Again!



KoolAid: The drink served to brainwash someone.

L

Lightworker - Someone who was sent to make the world a better place. the Good, the White"

M

Marijuana - see Tomato plants, bring in the

Maussan - Mexican UFO merchant



Moran - The correct spelling of an idiot on GLP. Others spell it incorrectly as "moron"


MSM - Main Stream Media

Muzzie - (Deragatory term for a Muslim)

N

NAMASTE - A greetting, along the lines of "The spirit in me respects the spirit in you,"

NASA - National Aeronautics Shill Agency or Never A
Straight Answer

Nucular - Bushism for Nuclear

O

Obammy: Appelation ascribed to our current POTUS

OMFG! - Oh My Fucking God!

OP - Original Poster

P

Prepper - Another GLP offshoot group. Can tell you how to can food, store water, or get ready for any Emergency, natural or man made.


Planet X - Nibiru, Tyche, Elenin's companion, Brown Dwarf, ect

Pollshift - Magnetic - not so bad - Physical - 300 MPH winds, Extinction Level Event.

POS - piece of Shit

Potus - President of the United States

PPT: Plunge Protection Team. First noticed on wide scale in 2007 when the markets were constantly being propped up from total market DOOM. Now daily occurrence much to the disgust of those GLPers who want total market doomage.


Put on your adult diapers and prepare to vomit with fear - Awesome phrase for when TSHTF.

Q

R

R U Mad: Phrase used to further annoy someone already known to be angry.


S
Secret Societies- Organizations that supposedly run everything in the world in secret to name a couple (Illuminati, FreeMasons, Billderburgers)

Shill or paid Shill - Someone who posts threads or responses to threads to evoke a response, or gather information for insidious purposes.

sheeple = sheep people

SHIN THIS PIT - Pin this shit

SHTF - Shit Hit the Fan

Space Command: Parallel & secret space program from the military, with advanced technology of presumed alien origin, and much more evolved than the public stuff from the NASA.

T
*tard - Suffix attached to nouns to express disagreement and question mental state of poster about topic. E.g. Suntard, Ufotard

Telephone poles - From a video where a Young gentleman, Frankie McDonald talked about telephone poles falling from Earthquakes.

TEOTWAWKI - The End of the World As We Know It

Them or They (without context): Illuminati or secret societies of a concerted effort; see globalists, liberals and madmen

^^^THIS - Following a quotation of a former posting used to express agreement with former made statement

THIS: when something is so damn well said you know you cannot reiterate it's excellence with any other reply.

There, Their, They're: 3 different versions of the same word

Time traveller: Sort of troll with specific literary skills and some amount of imagination.

Titor - Time traveller extraorinaire


Tomato plants inside - What you need to do if there is DOOM coming. Save the Tomato. ALSO SEE: Irridiated tomatoes. May also mean to bring the cannibis plants inside.


TOTUS: The Teleprompter of the United States Of America. The true voice of Obama.

TPTB - The powers that be

TROLL - Someone who talks shit just to talk shit! No real clue about anything! Someone "Trolling" for information, Data gatherer.

TSB = Typical Shill Behaviour

U

Uncle - Imaginary person which has the latest Doom news from reliable source.

U Mad Bro, - Making someone even madder by using this phrase.

V

W


Why don't Birds fly to the moon? - A thread that gets posted every so often hundreds of times where people give answers to this ridiculous question.

WTF: Contemporain version of classic expression "Quousque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra?"

X

Y

You Can't eat it - Said about Silver and Gold when Preppers dissuade people from buying precious metals in place of food.

Z

Zionism - the national movement for the return of the Jewish people to their homeland or a movement to control the world.

Zetatard - see batshit crazy

Zombie Avatar Incident.... the day when suddenly all, or most all GLP avatars, were converted into Zombies